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7045439 No.7045439 [Reply] [Original]

Would you go on a Friday night date with Miss Blue?

>> No.7045447

Sure, as long as she doesn't blow me... up.

>> No.7045454

I'm socially retarded, I wouldn't have any idea what to do on a date. I'd thank her for the offer, but say that I had to decline.

>> No.7045482

Yes

>> No.7045480
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>>7045454
Oh, you wouldn't even try?

>> No.7045486

>>7045480

I wouldn't be able to show her a good time, and I'd be sweating bullets the whole night, so it's better for everyone this way.

>> No.7045487

Yes.

Jokes on her though, I like 3D.

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>>7045486
But if she was willing to go on a date with you, how do you know she wouldn't enjoy your company alone?

>> No.7045506
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>> No.7045516
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>> No.7045519
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7045519

I don't think it is possible that such a beautiful women show interest in me.

>> No.7045523

A double date? I have a waifu, but I do not mind being friends. If another anon is courting her, then I would love to go for a group date.

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>> No.7045533
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>>7045519
Are you doubting Miss Blue's tastes?

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>>7045533
I think she have more taste than this.

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>> No.7045553 [DELETED] 

So long as she doesn't mind anal.

>> No.7045558

>>7045553
She doesn't, but you'll have to provide the strap-on for her.

>> No.7045569
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7045569

No I don't go on dates with anyone!

>> No.7045572

>>7045553
>>7045558
The question is, would you take her pounding if she promised to let you reciprocate in return?

>> No.7045588

Clearly superior to Touko

>> No.7045596

>>7045572
I'd rather she pound and humiliate me, then tell me no and cuddle with me while I'm in pain and tears. Then I'd rape her in her sleep and she'd start to mock me for acting like an animal.

>> No.7045599

>>7045572
No. I would cum instantly, completely disappointing her.

>> No.7045604

>>7045596
But its not rape, cause clearly she'd be allowing you to do it.

>> No.7045608
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7045608

My, my... Aoko thread on my /jp/ and I didn't join it? I'm fucking old...

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>>7045610
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>> No.7045626

Sure, I don't see why not.
I mean, it's not as if she'd purposely pick an excessively expensive restaurant, order a ridiculous amount of food without telling me she was going to ditch, then steal my wallet before leaving by herself, right?

>> No.7045630

>>7045596
No, silly, that's all part of her plan. She wanted you to go wild on her. To ravage her. And don't even think of pulling out, she wants you to paint her insides white.

>> No.7045635
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>>7045626
Now now, you make it sound like she's a cruel mistress.

Its really just a test to see how tough and manly you are.

>> No.7045640

>>7045626
Tsk, tsk...

You don't understand women...

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>>7045630
You are now imagining Aoko looking you in the eye as her legs wrap around your waist, commanding you to cum inside her.

brb fapping

>> No.7045668

>>7045657
My dick is now harder than nanocrystalline diamond.

>> No.7045672

>>7045657
>Legs wrap around your waist
I want to see more of this in my H Manga. A guy that wants to pull out but gets locked in by her legs and has to cum inside and impregnate her.

>> No.7045676

>>7045668
You knew she can make unbreakable things?

>> No.7045680

>>7045672
I wonder what kind of ridiculous midnight cravings and demands Aoko would have if she was pregnant, and what kinds of things she'd have you run out and get at 3 in the morning

>> No.7045689

>>7045657
With a simple two word phrase, your body is hit by a paralyzing orgasm, and you ejaculate so hard it hurts.

"Sugoi sugoi..."

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>>7045439
>Would you go on a Friday night date with Miss Blue?

Nope.

Wouldn't be able to show her a good time
I would bore her
If it progressed to sex, I have a un-impressive penis and a skinny laughable physique.

Besides, if she were to walk up to me and ask if I wanted to go on a date with me, I'd think she was pulling my leg and playing a prank at my expense.

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>>7045693
Perhaps you're her fetish

>> No.7045769

>>7045672
Yes. I agree completely. More of this is needed.

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>>7045724
HA HA No

>> No.7045829

>>7045769
Maybe a decline in NTR and a rise in impregnation fetish might encourage the Japanese to go out and have kids if only a little.

>> No.7045841

>>7045693
>if I wanted to go on a date with me

Oh goddammit.

>> No.7045877
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7045877

Look at them.

Just look at them.

>> No.7045888

>>7045877
I know, right?
Her eyes are beautiful

>> No.7045964

Sure would, sounds like it would be fun. Would kind of be awkward though since intimate couples and love are my fetish and I'd start to pop a boner every time she start to touch and get close up on me. ;_;

>> No.7045979

>>7045964
Sounds like an extreme fetish to me.

>> No.7045985

You guys realize she's a virgin, right?

>> No.7045993

>>7045979
;_; Forever cursed not to go out on dates or have relationships.

>> No.7046003

>>7045985

Everybody knows that. You can't use magic unless you're a virgin after all.

>> No.7046016
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>>7046003
Confirmed before another anon attempts to rebuke.
This is referenced many a time in literature throughout the world.

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>>7045877
The bottom half is just as nice

>> No.7046257

>>7046003
I know right, just look at all the mana that gets transferred

>> No.7046312

Aoko is the virgin, Touko is the whore.

>> No.7046411 [DELETED] 

>>7046312
fuck you

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>>7046312
imokwiththis.jpg

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>>7046411
Oh, come on. Just look at Touko, you can tell she's an experienced woman.

>> No.7046472

>>7046468
She smokes so she doesn't constantly have the taste of semen in her mouth

>> No.7046530

>>7046472
You know how people smoke after sex?

Every time she lights one, that means she just fucked someone, somewhere in the world.

>> No.7046920

I love Aoko, and I would love to take her on a date, but I'm a total lolicon, and her body is just too mature for my taste. So a date would not end in sex.

>> No.7046943

>>7046468
Smoking ruins her breath, the smell gets in her hair and clothes, on her fingers and even makes her vaginal juices taste bitter.

Nope.

>> No.7046949
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7046949

No because I'm boring as a stick in the mud and she would murder me.

Also I'm terribly depressed right now, so she'd probably murder me for that as well.

>> No.7046985

>>7046949
But she values life

just not yours

>> No.7046993

>>7046985
She doesn't value life, just feeling like she does.

>> No.7047086

>>7046943
Because you've tasted her vaginal juices.

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7047133

Nothing a sorceress does is pure coincidence. I'd like to talk with her about the various forms of occultism in practice today, maybe stop by the local antique bookstore. Wouldn't have to be anything intense -neither of us have a strapon or anything- so we can just share a few cups of tea and maybe sleep together if we're too tired to walk her back home.

I'd like to just talk with her, you know?

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>>7047133
You're doing it wrong.

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I'd beat the shit out of her for thinking she can control me.

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