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7040972 No.7040972 [Reply] [Original]

Would you Marry her?

>> No.7040979

Yeah, if she cooks me dinner

>> No.7040976

No

>> No.7040989
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7040989

Do I have to decide right now? That's a pretty big commitment there. She's kind of an asshole, too.

>> No.7040990
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7040990

Put those away, Eirin.

>> No.7040982

If she existed she'd probably look down on my for being dumb.

>> No.7040991

Does she have booboos on her nipples?

>> No.7041000
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7041000

>this thread

>> No.7041003

Yes I love the doctor.

>> No.7041008

>>7040972
That depends. Does she love me?

>> No.7041012
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>>7041000

>> No.7041013
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>>7041000

might as well complete the yama collection. also, reported

>> No.7041018
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7041018

No. Manga-wise she's a sadist/awful boss with strong personality.

Though, if I had to kill half of the world's population with my bare hands in order to marry her apprentice, I would.

>> No.7041021

>>7040972

I may marry her dispite the age difference, but >>7040982
may be right she does look down on "stupid" people even though they may/may not be smart in somthing that they are good at.

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>> No.7041031

>>7041018

enjoy your youkai peon

watatsuki no eitherhime are hotter, wealthier and have higher status

but i bet you'd want to kill their husbands too

>> No.7041032

Eirin is a perfect woman.
And exactly because of that I won't marry her. Actually, I won't have that honor, ever.

>> No.7041028
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7041028

Stuck up Lunarian bitch? No thanks.

>> No.7041053

There was someone making a picture of eirin being impaled and hit by arrows... did he finish it?

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>>7041022

>> No.7041068

>>7041013
fuck off, fag

>> No.7041108
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7041108

Depends, how sadistic would she be in the sack? I don't like needles but anything that doesn't penetrate the skin is fair game.

>> No.7041130

>>7041108
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that has to be the single most popular picture of eirin. i think i see in just about every eirin thread

what is the appeal of this picture?

>> No.7041135

>>7041130
tits and ass

>> No.7041138

>>7041135
>>7041130
Also dat face and syringe.

>> No.7041146
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7041146

>>7041130

How often do you see a woman her age being able to bend her spine 90 degrees?

Skeletons do not count.

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>>7041146

>skeletons do not count

Well...shit.

She's half-skeleton, can I still win?

>> No.7041154

>>7041146
Never. I do not think piles of ashes would have much of a body to move around anyways.

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>>7041152
You keep your hands off my dreams of the afterlife. Or its on.
>>7041146
Who would want to have sex with a skeleton thats just weird.

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7041176

Hmmm hmmm hmmm~♪

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>>7041158

>implying you won't actually head for Valhalla

Even Allfather Odin is laughing.

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>>7041158

Merely indicated most millennia-old women have no problems bending the spine 90 degrees or more at all, since they can just rearrange their bones as they see fit.
Or rather, as the bored archeology student handling their bones sees fit.

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>>7041176
NOW'S MY CHANCE

>> No.7041188

>>7041175
She's preparing a room for me just in case I don't die in glorious combat man.

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD GLORIOUS COMBAT IS TO ATTAIN THESE DAYS?
>>7041180
Anthropology students get more hands on time.

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>>7041176

you call that a moonass? this is a moonass

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>> No.7041198

>>7041176
>>7041190
quite MOONIN' me...

>> No.7041204
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_)_)

>> No.7041205
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>>7041188

Someplace, right now, in a university laboratory somewhere:
"'Take anthropology this semester', they said. 'Handle new girls every day', they said..."

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7041210

If I get to see this often, sure.

>> No.7041211
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7041211

High school girls are preparing for the sports festival.
Please watch warmly.

>> No.7041214

>>7041204
(´・ω・)つ(_(_

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>>7041188

I dunno, I just can't see you dying a straw death.

Here's a treat. One ticket to the moon's Capital City'. Train with the Lunar Defense Corps's elite light infantry for a few weeks. I hope you like huge, heavy, large-calibre, clip-fed semi-automatic rifles like the M1 Garand, they're standard issue.

>> No.7041228

>>7041217
>LDC
>elite
>laughingtouhous.jpg

>> No.7041231

sakuya's mom is hot

>> No.7041233

>>7041217
I'm probably going to police academy next year or the year after once I get my degree. No need for special forces training just yet.
>>7041205
Beats having the same cadaver every class, the same "I totally would have boned her when she was alive" cadaver.

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>>7041211

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7041242

Speaking of which, I really hope this doujinshi gets scanned. This artist always draws the best rapefaces, and I like a good rapeface on my Eirin.

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=16957395

>> No.7041251

>>7041242
I wish Eirin would bite my testicles.

>> No.7041270

>>7041251
Wouldn't that hurt?

>> No.7041287

>>7041270
She would make sure to apply the appropriate anaesthetics before doing so.

>> No.7041309

>>7041287
But then you wouldn't feel anything and isn't that more wrong than feeling pain?

>> No.7041312

>>7041287
But then you wouldn't be able to feel it

>> No.7041322

>>7041309
>>7041312
Well you guys are just impossible to please aren't you?

>> No.7041324

>>7041322
I would have been pleased at fellatio.

But it can never be that simple on /jp/.

>> No.7041329

an old hag like her? ew no

>> No.7043118

QUAL­­­­ITY THREAD

>> No.7044352

Bumping an old thread on page 13 for the lulz ^__^

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