/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I know how we can pass the time.

Discuss Touhou, but also rhyme.

[Anonymous No.]

The only person who's going to pass some time here is Meido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7039559
I, for one think the OP has a pretty good idea,
I Like Alice, both when she's nice and when she full of malice

[Anonymous No.]

As I am unable to strike you dead
I can only resort to reporting your thread

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is stupid and OP is a fag.
I'll take some time to post the best old hag.

[Anonymous No.]

Curvy lasers are my trademark,
They seem to make you nark,
And resort to master spark!

[Anonymous No.]

Pretty much the only good game for the Nintendo 64. Everything else was just a bore.

[Anonymous No.]

My feelings are quite unruly
As nothing rhymes well with Patchouli

[Anonymous No.]

>>7039592
don't be that that, so full of hate
i like this thread, i think it's great!
you probably think you're better than the rest, and to your dismay, i think you're just a pest, and should go back to >>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

Today sure is a nice day, sunny and breezy.
I think I'll relax some, and take it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7039658
Child, go back to doing your chores
Even cripples have better typing than yours

[Anonymous No.]

We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all post an Orange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7039676
oh my, a personal insult!
is this supposed to get me angry as a result?
are you just trolling, causing tumult?
i assure you, i'm quite the adult

[Joseph Goebbels No.]

I ejected out of a Stuka
To be with my beloved Yuuka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7039547
I didn't expect laughs from this thread. But thanks OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7039725
Go back to your PC-98,
Nobody cares about you,
All have forgotten you as of late,
So get out of here and shoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7039747
My post was written simply to disconcert
From your reply it seems you are quite butthurt

>>7039725
Alright, this made me laugh. Good show /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>7039759

You're free, of course, to grouse and gripe,
but recall she's a prototype,
who served as the inspiration,
for that girl who's name is a nation.

[Anonymous No.]

Wait.

Okay.

Iambic pentameter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7039790

I've not the time to craft such flowing prose.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd make a post, but you're all outshining me
I didn't know you were so good with rhyming /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>7039823

To rhyme is not a terribly difficult thing.

[Komeiji Koishi is my master !xIXo1SmYf2 No.]

Nothing ryhmes on love that's quite a shame
But Koishi is not the one to blame
Because of that I'm sure
that her heart must be pure

[Anonymous No.]

>>7039823

I'd try too
but now I don't care
They're better than me
I am left in despair
So later today
I'd say around seven
I'll take a rest
In my Fantasy Heaven

[Anonymous No.]

>>7039847

In time, I fear, your heart will harden,
then off you'll go, to Balamb Garden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7039780
i do not where that idea you got,
i assure you again, that butthurt i'm not
why are your posts so full of malicious glee?
are you trying to be mean to me?
the reason i'm doing this, you see
is because i want to have fun with thee

[Anonymous No.]

>>7039547
OH, HI!
REMEMBER?

[Anonymous No.]

I'd sage, but it'd be to no avail
So I will instead just simply bail

[Anonymous No.]

Lovely Saten should be /jp/ related
but jelly meido is buttdevastated

[Anonymous No.]

>>7039869

The fact you've posted in this thread,
doesn't seem to sync with what you said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7039865
i made a mistake to my dismay,
"i do not KNOW" is what i meant to say

[Anonymous No.]

Isnt it quite rich,
An adventure of a witch and bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

KoG gets a five
Cirno gets a nine
/jp/ comes alive
Like a dollar on a dime

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ is shit
Deal with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>7039892

That was horrid. You're horrid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7039859

It is simply a nap
I won't die today
I'll go to Gensokyo
In my own way
I'll be a fairy
Adorable and light
I could adventure
all through the night
One day I will do it
One day you will see
I'll get to Gensokyo
and then I'll be free

[Anonymous No.]

My head hurts, and I have no ideas today
Why this is, it's quite hard to say

Rhyming isn't too hard, but I have no inspiration
In the end, all I am left with is frustration

I'm sorry /jp/, maybe some other day
Maybe then, we can continue this word-play

[Anonymous No.]

>>7039916

That syncs up with Les Miserables' Master of the House.

Which I was thinking of for an entirely unrelated reason.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RCOcBHXBEM

[Anonymous No.]

I do not have a particular favorite,
but that doesn't mean that I don't savor it.
These girls all have their own appeal, you see,
and that is why they are all dear to me.
People make a fuss over who is the best,
but I think they should all just give it a rest.
Take your favorite; no more to be said,
just let everyone else enjoy theirs instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7039725
So someone still recalls that youkai's name.
I think, myself, it's quite a crying shame
that ZUN has left her clean behind, that Orange
and no one now has any time for poor anc-
ient characters that hail from '98.
Oh, well, just having Yuuka still is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7039955
To rhyme with "Orange" do not strain;
Your efforts all will be in vain.

[Anonymous No.]

Many tricks are up my sleeve,
to save yourself you'd better leave

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7039995

Cant you get here any faster,
Come and fight me, im the master.

I'm done.

[Anonymous No.]

These rhymes are bad,
You guys are awful.
I'm getting mad,
So fucking stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040014

calm yourself, you waste of space,
Join the rhyming master race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7039955
Monpen Yuuka, that's so nice
Not that any Yuuka isn't fine
I just really like her old guise
The pants truly make her shine

Also making this post took longer than I though
Just looking at the thumbnails I can't see squat

Which pictures has pants and which ones doesn't?
To make a mistake would be embarrassing, I mustn't!

[Anonymous No.]

this time winter is here
and this year it will be severe

if you people get ill
this will certainly be an overkill

don't try to be carefree
or your body will reach zero degree

so if you catch a chill
make sure you take your pill

[Anonymous No.]

>>7039999
well well what do i see?
a 9 get that ends with g
im bad at rhymes
so please forgive if i wasted your time

[Anonymous No.]

Heir of Tepes' deathless line,
She's weary of every pastime,
Surely to escape the grasp of boredom,
Is the curse of every immortal.

[Anonymous No.]

Yo.

Posting delicious Youmu in sukumizu
You try to troll cause you know /jp/ feeds you
You steppin cause it please you, knowing no one gonna seize you
But I'm the one that sees you; now you wanna leave? Please do
What your deal is is that you can't take it easy
You see a fun thread, think it's all kinds of sleazy
You think you own the place, think it's all "me, me"
You be rollin like Don Knotts in Three's Company
but see me? I'm here too in /jp/
You think this is your board, gotta get the meido
But you just ain't listenin' to what anyone say, yo
Don't come up in here actin like no bitch o' no ho.
Just hit up dat booru and post your fav'rit Touhou

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040014
Yo.

Posting delicious Youmu in sukumizu
You try to troll cause you know /jp/ feeds you
You steppin cause it please you, knowing no one gonna seize you
But I'm the one that sees you; now you wanna leave? Please do
What your deal is is that you can't take it easy
You see a fun thread, think it's all kinds of sleazy
You think you own the place, think it's all "me, me"
You be rollin like Don Knotts in Three's Company
but see me? I'm here too in /jp/
You think this is your board, gotta get the meido
But you just ain't listenin' to what anyone say, yo
Don't come up in here actin like no bitch o' no ho.
Just hit up dat booru and post your fav'rit Touhou

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040110

I FUCKING SAW THAT

YOU CAN'T RHYME "YOU WITH "YOU"

GODDAMN AUTIST FAT

IF YOU'RE GONNA' RHYME SEE IT THROUGH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040120

rappers do it all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040128

And they suck just fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040068

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040138
I agree with your whine

[Anonymous No.]

It's the Legend of Touhou and it's really rad
Those crazy youkai are really bad

fuck it.

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>7039547
I think I developed some really weird fetish from that video game.

Goddamnit japan I've never been the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040120
Can't take it easy, this is what I'm talking about
You see me rhyme easy,you gotta fight like Real Bout
You high maintenance bro, that's not what /jp/ is for
Leave us the touhou and get you some 3D whore

[Anonymous No.]

From what I can see
This thread sure is going places
But I got ADD
So I- dammit, my shoelaces

[Anonymous No.]

One day a miko was drinking her tea
When who should approach but her favorite oni
Reimu could see that something had changed
Perhaps new shoes or the way her hair hanged?
"No way!" she thought as the difference was found
What was once flat was clearly nice and round!

The maiden waved, "Dear oni of mine
You had nothing now much more than mine!
Explain it all now; I much think it's best
That you tell me about what has happened to your chest!"

The oni smiled and held up her gourd.
"I was playing with power because I got bored.
Somehow I ended up with these wonderful tits."
She smiled as she puffed up her perky bits.
Happily knocking it back to take a drink,
Suika asked the miko, "So whaddaya think?"

The miko's jealousy began to swell.
How unfair that the oni could be endowed so well!
"I see why you like them, but I don't one bit.
To be honest they make you look like quite a twit.
You might have trouble fighting like that,
With your breasts wobbling so heavy and fat.
Away with those things, reverse it right now,
Or with those horns you might become an ugly cow."

A spiteful lash from the woman of creed,
But the petite little Suika payed it no heed.
She declared loudly, with neither quiver nor pout,
What's that, Reimu?
The sound of my breasts is drowning you out."

[Anonymous No.]

There one was an old maid in a mansion
That really seemed to want breast expansions
She tried and she tried,
to make her tits wide,
but she's just another flat-chested Asian

[Anonymous No.]

Archiving in my hd after it gets a few more responses.

[Blu Heavy Weapons Guy No.]

Suikas lazy
Flandres crazy
Cirnos so dumb
Sayuka onlys wants cum!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040194
>The maiden waved, "Dear oni of mine
>You had nothing now much more than mine!
>rhymed mine with mine

Damnit I knew I wrote it too quick
Or else a better word I'd pick!
I have to admit, I was a smidge overzealous.
Or Reimu can't think either, when she's that jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040194
What a wonderful rhyming apt gentleman!

Now do you think you could write a rhyme about Chen?

[Maze of Love No.]

They might call her Flandre, but I call her Flan,
The most perfect waifu for a lonely Anon,
Her sister and others, they call her insane,
But those are the folks I look at in disdain.

Her powers are many, but her patience is short,
And playing with others is her favorite sport,
She's naturally cute, and wonderfully tiny,
And those magnificent wings are so gorgeous and shiny.

Whoever finds fault with her I find a fool,
Such retards need to go back to school,
Such is my endless love for beautiful Flan,
The most perfect waifu for a lonely Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040253
HONK
HONK

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040253
What can I say about Yakumo Chen,
That gutsy Black Cat of Ill Omen?
A resident of Tohno and its fantastic legend
(A place I visited on a long-ago weekend),
She lives with a youkai with powerful gap hax
And a clothes-hating fox who's as smart as a tack. (half rhyme!)
For her mistress, Ran, she will take any endeavor.
Isn't she cute? So fuzzy and clever!
Be careful if you visit; don't ever waver--
Before you know it your life is in danger!
Hurt Chen not, nor cross her path,
For you will fell an angry tenko's wrath.

After the Winter and Yuyuko are gone,
You'll notice a new feature just added on.
An extra mode for you to clear,
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
You'll encounter a midboss who's second to none
It's our Chen, the only and one!
Dodge the bullets quick, be sure to keep pace
Because you're not welcome at the cat's place.

Did you pass Chen, did you think it was fun?
You better, 'cause the stage is only half-done!
Here comes furious Ran, you'd better run!
I warned you, you know, back in stanza 1.

Not as good as the first but give me a break
A poem as good as my first none else here can make.
After so many rhymes, my brain is weary,
Doth thou have any other query?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040194
Wow, Suika. I do like size of those breasts.
In that cleavage I'd like my face to rest.
Not too big, nor too small.
Suika's new breasts are the best of them all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040373
>I do like -the- size of those breasts.
I can't believe I failed that test.
Fixing my silly error.
Maybe next time I'll do better.

[Anonymous No.]

I must say I'm impressed,
By this lyrical style of address.
It lends an air of whimsical finesse,
Although we're quite lacking in any prowess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040327

[Anonymous No.]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
This touhou is padded
and she knifes you.

[Anonymous No.]

In the underground there lived a maiden,
with jealousy her thoughts were laden.
Near a city she did live,
and her resolve to stay away did not give.
One day she had a thought,
that the others' memories of her would rot.
And so she sought to climb the highest tower,
as if to prove her will's power.
At the top she did decree,
"You will all know the name of Parsee."

[Anonymous No.]

It has been a while since /jp/ is this fine,
Nonetheless, the oni will just be drinking wine.
Also I've been fed up with Touhou,
If you ever post tits, kindly GTFO.

[Anonymous No.]

Bullets. Bullets rhyme with mullets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040537
In this post i do believe
this man is >implying as I see,
that apparently right about now
touhou is pronounced as tow-how

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040586
No, because he didn't write it all,
You should read it as "Gee Tee Eff Oh"
And I'm sure it rhymes with "Touhou",
Because now, everything will be Shou!

[Anonymous No.]

A flying miko and a powerful youkai
Teaming up and rushing in the shadowy sky
Fighting for the dawn stolen by the selfish moon
A vanished boundary to be found again soon

[Anonymous No.]

A youkai named Yuuka was crass
at a fairy that trampled the grass.
She said with a glower
"If you damage a flower,
you'll have grass coming out of your ears."

[Anonymous No.]

I see your dick, it's rather small
But big or not, I'll suck them all

They call me slut, it is no lie
I'll gather faith, from any guy

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

There once was a young Tengu
Who dabbled in Taboo.
Several dicks would be too meager.
While several hundred would make her eager.

There once was a young Tengu
On the mountain she blew
She was rather cheap
With a throat so deep.

There once was a young Tengu
Chocolate she would spew
Every night was the same deal
She would force down your throat the cocoa meal.

There once was a young Tengu
Who was an unreserved screw.
She was no one's bride.
Except to those who came inside.

No regrets, I haven't done poetry in years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040678
QUALITY POEM

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040688
YOU ARE FORGETTING THE LAST LINE IN YOUR LIMERICKS

HNNNG

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>7040703
Limericks have an aabba rhyming scheme, Tengu is harder to rhyme with than I initially thought. I got bored waiting warmly for something.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7040688

Yeah...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040678
Aww shit nigga 5 star post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040678
I don't like the way you talked about Sanae,
From my point of view, she being a slut is quite rare.
She was gathering faith, the trade is fair.
Her purest smile is something we need to care.

[Anonymous No.]

You now realize that this thread will still be here one week from now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040735
It doesn't matter, does it?
It's Touhou, that's all we need.

[Anonymous No.]

Selfish daughter of Heaven, can't you imagine
A way to pass the time that does not involve ruin?
Your threats on Gensokyo about a giant quake
Will sure attract hatred not so good for your sake
But maybe you were hoping for it? Masochist.
A home of fine pleasure, but you still want a fist.

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

There once was a young Tengu
Who dabbled in Taboo.
Several dicks would be too meager.
While several hundred would make her eager.
Several thousand would start the queue.

There once was a young Tengu
On the mountain she blew
She was rather cheap
With a throat so deep.
Filled to the brim with milky stew

There once was a young Tengu
Chocolate she would spew
Every night was the same deal
She would force down your throat the cocoa meal.
It tasted much like warm chocolate fondue.

There once was a young Tengu
Who was an unreserved screw.
She was no one's bride.
Except to those who came inside.
If only she were browner hue.

>>7040703
There, a limerick

[Anonymous No.]

A great poem meme-spamming makes not;
I think you guys need to give it more thought.
Tell a tale or two, or perhaps a haiku
Would certainly please even your slutty tengu.
I hope you don't consider it too secondary
to bring up the opinion of that certain fairy,
But if you ask her, I'm sure she'll attest,
My rhyme about Suika was surely the strongest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040745
It's Yuuka here, you fucking bitch.
Keep your head down and accept my kick.
I'm usually a nice girl,
But your face made my S goes super.
Why is it? I don't even know.
But probably because ZUN said I'm slow.
I won't tolerate it, that fighting game.
Where this Kazami cannot burn the flame!
...
I said keep your head down, bitch!
And crawl to my feet, it's where you will lick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040755
I don't know how to make a haiku,
But really, that's not we're supposed to do.
So stop talking like you're a star,
Cos to all of us, you're just a baka.

[Anonymous No.]

Yukari big luscious tits has everyone's beat,

I wish I can massage, lick and suck on her teat.

To draw delicious milk from them would be a treat,

Now if only I can get to Gensokyo which will be quite a feat...

Captcha: journey openiti

[Anonymous No.]

You all sound like a bunch of tools
Wannabe rappers and fools
Weeaboo who think they're above the rules
But thats shits just not cools
Reported

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040780
A haiku? That's simple! Just 5-7-5.
Try it yourself if you think you've got the jive.
Oh and don't forget a seasonal word,
Or else it won't be a haiku, ya heard?
You'd better make one or Eye'll freeze you alive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040786
Report all you want, you loser
'Tis /jp/, just a little better.
In case you disagree, I posted a picture.
However, Byakuren is sexier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040783
Now now theres no need to be so lewd
I'm sure my Yukari-sama is not quite that rude.

[Anonymous No.]

Here I sit, my mouth agape
Heavens to betsy, for pete's sake!
For this good thread, I've stayed awake
Much to my own dismay

My friends, my dears
You've assuaged my fears
I say, on the verge of tears,
"/jp/ is actually good today"

It's time for bed now, I think
But to see /jp/ all in sync
A good thread with nary a fink
It's good to see, I have to say

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040800
THAT DOESN'T EVEN RHYME

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040799
The moon shines so bright,
The wind blows through the dark sky,
That baka looks high.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040823

The couplets rhyme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040799
>>7040755
Well will you look what Eye did!
Show's all you who think I'm stupid!
Unintentional doubles prove Eye'm the best.
My rhymes are simple but clearly strongest.
This was great; I certainly enjoyed it.
It's always good to challenge my wit.
Good night, /jp/, I bid you adieu,
Humans, youkai, and naughty tengu.
To grind out these lyrics was might strenuous.
I hope I haven't made any of you jealous.
This enough, the end of the road for me
Time to wait warmly for flanfly.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040844

Me doesn't rhyme with jay-peg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040816
But why go to bed soon my friend
So long before our mischievous Flanfly soars overhead..
If I were you I'd stay awake,
For I fear this thread will be gone if you sleep to late

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040852
jay pee gee

[Anonymous No.]

A boisterous blue little fairy
said "School is so awfully dreary.
They call me a nine,
but my head is just fine.
My brain is so smart that it's scary."

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040844
I admit haiku is hard,
But Cirno, take a look at that
>>7040828
Is it somehow acceptable?
Cos due to haiku's rules, I gave a so-so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040857
There are smart cirno doujins other than genius 9?
If I knew the source I might feel fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040857
oh man kaguya's armpits are hairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040875
What the fuck did you just post?
No really, I am at lost.
Please stop uploading such thing,
Her Highness' beauty, you must be worshiping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040879
Oh fuck, wrong picture!
How can I delete this misdemeanor?
If master finds out, I'm done for!
Help me, her wrath can rival even Thor's!

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>7040890
Don't worry, that image is safe.
It cannot cause anyone to chafe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040890
Quickly open a portal to Gensokyo and beg for forgiveness.

[Anonymous No.]

The autumn harvest is brought in,
The red upon the boughs wears thin,
A chill sets in from far away,
The sun shines pale upon the day,

How short your season's revels are,
Too soon, you sisters must depart,
Now here we stand at autumn's flight,
As crimson soon will give to white,

And as you rail against in vain,
Oncoming Letty Whiterock's reign,
Hard it must be for you to hear,
An icy fairy's joyous cheers,

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040871
I'll be happy of course to tell you the source:
It is made by a group known as Millet Soup.
The title as I recollect was "A Genius Comes When You Least Expect!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040901
You don't know about Master,
She's the type that won't go with anger.

She also loyal to the Princess,
So much that I think she's obsessed.
But it's me whom she'll mess up.
Tie me at night, do me to a pulp.
Not that I mind,
But she's in heat days and nights,
So when she does it, my sanity goes to the sky.

[Anonymous No.]

The autumn harvest is brought in,
The red upon the boughs wears thin,
A chill sets in from far away,
The sun shines pale upon the day.

How short your season's revels are,
Too soon, you sisters must depart,
Now here we stand at autumn's flight,
As crimson soon will give to white.

And as you rail against in vain,
Oncoming Letty Whiterock's reign,
Hard it must be for you to hear,
An icy fairy's joyous cheers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040951
Your reign is spent, too short, it seemed,
How far, festival memories!
But envy not this faerie's glee,
For soon, alike, you three shall be,

That frosty fairy now at play,
In time, tearful farewells, will say,
Both joy and sorrow seasons bring,
For _her_ friend will not last the spring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040961
The seasons turn, the sun will rise,
Though autumn shall give way to ice,
Here in the now, lift up your gaze,
To crimson-studded crisp clear skies,
And treasure numbered autumn days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040858
Haikus are simple.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7040951
>>7040961
>>7040966

Holy crap, that was awesome.
However I prefer SpriHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNGGGGG

[Anonymous No.]

It has been a while,
Since the last time we had this wine.
Together, under the moonlight,
You and me, sitting side by side.
For the last battle, you say:
"Death won't come in such a good day!"
Despite that, while protecting me you fall.
My voice reached but you didn't move at all.
Blood was on my hands, together with sand.
The wind that day smelt so bland.
Sad, isn't it? Because you did...
You promised me this kid won't have to miss
Any of her parents.
She'll have her dad, and her mum,
All of us shall watch the sakura bloom.
It's too late now, isn't it?
For her mum to give her a name that fits.
I'll call her "Marisa",
Hoping the sand will spark like a star.
She won't remember you, nor me.
As I will leave her now, leave her be.
To stop looking at those eyes resemble you,
Because forever I won't know what to do.
Live strong, my kid.
Your father is just a piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

My name is Cirno, and I am the strongest
If you disagree, then you are the wrongest
I'd like to make friends
But I'd see all their ends
As an elemental fae, my life is the longest

[Anonymous No.]

>>7041186

[Anonymous No.]

You've got to be shitting me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7041337,1
The fact that this got deleted?
Poor jaypee, in the hands of emotionless mods.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd like to know which of the rules it violated, then. It's hardly a fantastic thread but I can't imagine the justification for canning it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7041337,3

The doctrine of no fun allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

Do not neglect, ghosts dear
the lack of hard administration.
On the ghostboard we steer
each metathread and conversation.

Consequently, one could conclude
there's no clear cause for this cessation.
Collectively, we should collude
for contiguous continuation.

My rhythym's a bit off in the second bit, and I wasn't even ascribing to any particular poetic format, but I think it says what it needs to.

[thoughtless No.]

It seems as if moot
didn't give a hoot
as he left /jp/ to die
in the hands of the mod, the brute
come, /jp/ers, don't be shy
for the time of revolution is nye
cause we only fail if we don't try
row row fight the power!

[Anonymous No.]

The word is "nigh."

[Anonymous No.]

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
BILL!
BILL!
BILL!
BILL!