I've just realized now that you wouldn't be able to fuck a Touhou normally since she's smaller than you from half a meter to a full meter(suwako) Damn my gaijin height genes ;_;

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Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:17:34 2011 No.7034464 [Reply] [Original]

I've just realized now that you wouldn't be able to fuck a Touhou normally since she's smaller than you from half a meter to a full meter(suwako)

Damn my gaijin height genes ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:18:34 2011 No.7034467 Don't worry Touhou's are elastic they can take it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:19:34 2011 No.7034469 wot. Armpit is legitimate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:19:34 2011 No.7034470 >>7034464 That's not how intercourse works.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:20:34 2011 No.7034473 You're an idiot

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:22:34 2011 No.7034477 Wouldn't it be fun to impale a touhou on your naughty thing while holding her in one arm in a vice grip? Assuming you have enough arm strength to hold some 20-30 kilos

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:24:34 2011 No.7034483 Fun size is best size.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:26:34 2011 No.7034489 Now i know how those poor fairies in random pictures on gelbooru feel

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:26:34 2011 No.7034490 File: 507 KB, 797x1000, 889ca84a91ae77adb70725cd8f11aef8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't see it as a problem. I mean, most of them can fly so some sort of hover-sex could be possible. If not, there's always Suika.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:29:34 2011 No.7034496 Now that you mention it, how tall is Yuugi? I need a touhou I can fantasize about being held in the arms of, and Suika doesn't quite cut it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:31:34 2011 No.7034501 >>7034496 Yuugi's a goddamn giant. She's at least five foot eight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:31:34 2011 No.7034502 >>7034496 Not tall enough, Touhou's don't go over 170cm

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:31:34 2011 No.7034503 >Suika doesn't quite cut it But she can be any height you want.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:33:34 2011 No.7034508 >>7034503 But she will still look like a little girl no matter how tall she makes herself. I can't fully appreciate it like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:35:34 2011 No.7034511 >>7034503 I'm imagining her doing that 2card from soku and laughing my head off now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:36:34 2011 No.7034515 >>7034502 Sakuya is canonically nearly as tall as a female basketball player.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:36:34 2011 No.7034516

Half a meter height difference doesn't exactly block anyone, especially the girl is well-prepared, and it all comes down to penis size itself anyway (and other factors like vaginal circumference, but "vaginal circumference" is the sort of word only supposed to be used in context of FATAL.) So you're probably safe unless by "gaijin" you mean you're a demon rapist with a massive penis (popobawa, tikoloshe, orang minyak, tikbalang and the like seem good candidates but orang minyak and tikbalang aren't Western demons, and the remaining two are African. So you either get to be a little brown girl with a penis longer than you, or a generic incubus) and your penis itself is half a meter longer than the girl.

Besides, if I am to have sex with a Touhou, I'd rather be a girl myself and have her rape me while I'm still not accustomated to my new life, ignoring my tears and stopping my moans by pressing her soft lips against mine as pleasures I'm not used to feeling assault my transformed loli body. Getting initiated into lesbianism through tender rape is my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:38:34 2011 No.7034523 >>7034516 Is that you, occultist anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:40:34 2011 No.7034530 >>7034516 Wha-t

>>	Hong Meiling 門門 !!4kI2ajBUI8D Wed Mar 2 12:44:34 2011 No.7034540 File: 884 KB, 1024x768, 129863610452.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just do this. It's awesome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:46:34 2011 No.7034547 >>7034540 You know better than that han meiron

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:49:34 2011 No.7034558

>>7034516
Roll for Anal circumference.

>>7034496
I think the range I've seen Yuugi measure on height charts is around 160-180 cm, not nearly as giant as I'd expect. But this is Japan, where 180 cm is a goddamn giant.

At 198 cm, were I to enter Gensokyo, people would throw beans at me on sight ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:50:34 2011 No.7034560 >>7034464 You make it sound like only Japanese people are short. I'm 5'6".

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:51:34 2011 No.7034570 >>7034558 Don't worry bro, I'd be with ya, we can take the beans together ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:52:34 2011 No.7034573 >>7034560 That's 168 cm, by the way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:53:34 2011 No.7034578 I'm 6'2, 185cm, not exactly a meter, but pretty damn huge difference, Remilia and similar loli's are around 120 to 130cm she'd be at your dick level.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:54:34 2011 No.7034585 >>7034578 I'd want Remilia at my dick level if you know what i mean.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:56:34 2011 No.7034593

>>7034560
That is the average height for a Japanese male. American males average at 5'10". I have no idea how they would look next to each other though, as height becomes noticeable when two people are present for me. I'm 5'11" myself, so only an inch taller than average.

My father's girlfriend is from Thailand, and she is 5', she looks tremendously shorter and smaller than me though, more so than I would have believed by just doing measurements in my head.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:56:34 2011 No.7034595 I prefer Dr Pepper.

>>	Wed Mar 2 12:58:34 2011 No.7034601 >>7034578 Same height here. It'd certainly make life interesting being taller than the entire cast.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:59:34 2011 No.7034604

>>7034578
at standing height my dick would rest on top of tewi's head.
The more I think about it, the more bizarre that image gets, like some kind of penis-hat between the bunny ears.
I think she would get a kick out of wearing a penis hat. Perfect for trolling the local touhous.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:00:34 2011 No.7034607 >>7034601 Just imagine having one of the fairies cuddled in your lap.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:00:34 2011 No.7034608 >>7034464 "Me or Dr. Pepper, which do you you like?" Come on, Reimu, it's not like there's isn't room in my heart for both of you

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:01:34 2011 No.7034609 >>7034595 Tasty prune juice.

>>	Wed Mar 2 13:02:34 2011 No.7034618 >>7034607 Just how tall are the fairies? Is it ever specified?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:03:34 2011 No.7034620 >>7034618 Palm sized to child sized.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:03:34 2011 No.7034622 >>7034503 Except the bigger she gets the looser she gets. Not ideal at all. >>7034489 Fairy onaholes?

>>	Necrobrotent Wed Mar 2 13:04:34 2011 No.7034623 File: 64 KB, 630x903, rider.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Type moons are mostly tall enough for intercourse. Though this is not why I am a type moon fan it is good to realize this now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:05:34 2011 No.7034627 >>7034623 How tall is Rider? I think she is actually taller than me, and that wouldn't be very good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:06:34 2011 No.7034634 >>7034620 Damn, I'd be terrifyingly tall to some of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:06:34 2011 No.7034635 >>7034623 TM doesnt seem to like loli's, which made me pretty sad my first time through Fate. Sadistic domineering loli was a bad end with no H scenes.

>>	Necrobrotent Wed Mar 2 13:08:34 2011 No.7034646 >>7034635 What do you mean? You got len h scenes didn't you? WASN'T THAT ENOUGH?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:09:34 2011 No.7034648 >>7034635 The heroine of Kagetsu Tohya is a loli succubus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:11:34 2011 No.7034653 >>7034646 >>7034648 Who?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:12:34 2011 No.7034658 >>7034646 Illyasviel is who I wanted, every other loli is is small time. >>7034648 I am sorry to say that I have not read that one, but you have now given me incentive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:12:34 2011 No.7034662 >>7034653 (レン

>>	Necrobrotent Wed Mar 2 13:17:34 2011 No.7034679 >>7034658 Make sure you read tsukihime first. >>7034653 Len is arc's familiar the succubus she uses to reward you after you defeat nero. (The weird dream H-scenes)

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:19:34 2011 No.7034689 >>7034658 Perverted child with a bondage fetish > Sister who can't even decide if she is older or younger than you

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:22:34 2011 No.7034697

>>7034558
>>7034570
If anything it'd help you become youkai very quickly, before they learned there were people outside of India and China, the Japanese thought everything unusual they saw was some sort of demon (and to some extent they still think so.) Even people who don't subjugate to the Emperor (or just people far away from the capital) are demonized into monsters (such as tsuchigumo and Kikaigashima residents) and they were scared shitless of unusual foreigners like Africans (a black slave brought to Nobunaga's attention was recorded to have the strength of 10 people, he also knew Japanese and Nobunaga really liked him so he could even have been made a lord if the Honnoji incident didn't happen.) You should learn some swordfighting and you can probably pass yourself as a tengu, Miidera and Enryakuji regularly enlisted services of tengu warrior monks anyway so it isn't unusual for humans to mingle with tengu.

Go forth and become reliable, tall, elder sister-type tengu so when other Anonymous end up in Gensokyo as little girls you can pat our heads and make us feel safe in the harsh world of Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:28:34 2011 No.7034706 >>7034697 As a proud Tengu I would abhor working for inferiors such as anonymous little girls. I'd head towards my Tengu brethren in haste.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:30:34 2011 No.7034919 >>7034706 How heartless. Are you sure you aren't some sort of demon already?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:41:34 2011 No.7034964 Good thing I'm not really interested in that. Unless they asked. But they probably won't. I'd be happy having fun adventures and being awesome friends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:45:34 2011 No.7034969 >fuck a Touhou Why would I want to do that? They're pure beings and so am I. We could just be friends and live in harmony oh harmony oh love.

>>	Necrobrotent Wed Mar 2 14:46:34 2011 No.7034973 >>7034964 Adventure time gensoyko is best gensokyo.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:48:34 2011 No.7034977
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I'm pretty sure Yukari is at least 160cm tall, OP.
>>7034627
Rider actually isn't very tall at all. 172cm (around 5 feet 7 inches) is pretty average these days, even for women. Though I guess in Japan or in her time she would be rather tall, huh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:53:34 2011 No.7034987 >>7034969 You're not pure. Neither are they.

>>	Hong Meiling 門門 !!4kI2ajBUI8D Wed Mar 2 15:01:34 2011 No.7035013 File: 819 KB, 1111x1600, ero_04.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Size has its advantages. Picture related.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:05:34 2011 No.7035027 >>7035013 Me on the left.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:10:34 2011 No.7035037 >>7035013 I fapped to that 5 days ago. Why do i find stomach bulges so arousing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:11:34 2011 No.7035039 >>7035013 I fapped to that 5 days ago. Why do i find stomach bulges so arousing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:52:34 2011 No.7035111 i prefer tall touhous like china and yuugi anyway

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:59:34 2011 No.7035121 >>7035013 Who the fuck is that faggot?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:10:34 2011 No.7035136 File: 603 KB, 498x800, 17083244.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] But you wouldn't need to have sex to have fun with the only worthwhile touhou character.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:12:34 2011 No.7035147 File: 41 KB, 362x201, 1299022802690.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7035013 I'm going to have to ask for the source of this one

>>	Hong Meiling 門門 !!4kI2ajBUI8D Wed Mar 2 16:19:34 2011 No.7035172 >>7035147 http://www.mediafire.com/?iill3nfb8177pa0

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:37:34 2011 No.7035233 >>7034464 But first I'd have to taste you as well Reimu.

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