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If your figures were alive what would they say about you?

What would you do?

>> No.7026782 [DELETED] 

QUALITY THREAD­

>> No.7026797

>>7026782
That was fast

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7026875

Since this thread is still better than the majority of other threads right now:

I don't have any figures because my origin is null and infinity. To be immortal, material possession must be abandoned. Becoming immaterial, one acquires her missing power.

However, if the figures you refer to are the figures of the delusion of enlightenment, then they would surely tell me to decide which of the ten desires I will champion and which of them I shall decimate. I shall seek my salvation in the heart of a NEET.

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>>7026875
>I shall seek my salvation in the heart of a NEET.
Does that mean you want to marry a /jp/edo?

>> No.7026923

It would get /d/ very fast.

>> No.7026930 [DELETED] 

>>7026875
Get the fuck out please.

>> No.7026938

「駄目人間」

>> No.7029556

If mine said anything they'd say
"Why do you leave me in the box?"
To which I'd answer "Because my family thinks you're a temptation of the devil." (no seriously)

>> No.7029562

Why don't you do a better job of protecting us from your cats?

>> No.7029585

"Don't you have any shame?
Fapping right there in front of us to the cartoons on your monitors."

I don't think I'd do that much.
Keep them as some pretty damned entertaining pets, I guess.

I'd probably have to build a little house for them or something in the corner of my room.
Making clothes for them would be a challenge, though. I don't think they could just keep on wearing the same stuff the had on from the box.
Going out for dinner would be pretty cool.

>> No.7029595

Get the fucking dust of me faggot

>> No.7029597

My figurines are limited to three different Yuukas.
I have a feeling they'd find a way to kill me.

>> No.7029600

The only figures I have are some Ninja Turtles ones I got when I was a kid. So, «why have you abandoned us?»

>> No.7029615

They couldn't cuz I hot glued them to hell and back.

>> No.7029624

I only have figures of tsuntsun characters, so I would probably commit suicide if I heard what they had to say about me.

>> No.7030286

>>7029597
Dem fucking triple sparks man.

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