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7024197 No.7024197 [Reply] [Original]

The Japanese are fucking idiots.

Their TV is bright colors and stupid noises.
Their sense of humour sucks, it's like they didn't mature past 6.
Their games are out of date.
They've only ever made a few good movies.
90 percent of anime is barely watchable.
They shoot quite good porn then censor the genitalia like backwards fuckheads.
The women are fucking ugly as shit without makeup.
They eat too much fish.

It's a country full of rapists and pedophiles and I don't like it one bit. I'm not even trolling.

How's that for racist you defensive losers?

>> No.7024205

OH NO I HAVE BEEN TROLLED AGAIN

>> No.7024213

>>7024205
OP here, not trolling, I hate you wapanese morons.

>> No.7024215

>90 percent of anime is barely watchable.
90% of any medium is complete horse shit, slightly agree with the rest of those points though. Also /jp/ is about VNs, doujinsoft, figures, and weird fetishes but not japan as a whole..

>> No.7024223

ohlookitsthisthreadagain.jpg

>> No.7024224
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7024224

>>7024215
you only like that shit because its Japanese and you think it makes you so "alternative"

>> No.7024229

Yes, so what's new? We hate weeaboos too, sonny. Please lurk before trying to "epick trollan XD".

>> No.7024231

Why do you keep making the same thread?

>> No.7024236

No-one here cares about Japan, its culture, its customs or anything else to do with the nation.
We just like the porn they make.

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7024242

>They shoot quite good porn then censor the genitalia like backwards fuckheads.
HELL yeah, their hentai would have a lot of potential if it wasn't censored.

>> No.7024243

I pull my dick out of your ass,
You twitch and moan in dirty pleasure.

>> No.7024292

They also cut off my grandfather's right hand.
I don't like Japan, I like their cartoons and porn.
This board isn't about Japan any more then /co/ is about America.
But an elite troll like you already knows that right?

>> No.7024299

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/image/OJChG833_d2fNMwrHuoDkw

>> No.7024303

>>7024299
Aren't you Japanese?
I've believed you are jap...

>> No.7024363

I agree with almost all your points OP.
I hate most everything that has to do with Japan but I like their anime.
Doesn't mean I'm a god damn weeaboo just because I like anime.
I wish I could ship all weeaboos onto an island and blow the shit apart.

>> No.7024403

>>7024197
>Their TV is bright colors and stupid noises.
Exactly my thoughts when I saw American news for the first time. Looks like some commercial or whatever.

>> No.7024406

>Their TV is bright colors and stupid noises.
Agreed. Japanese TV is a nightmare to watch. Especially those accursed "variety" shows, and fucking subtitle text everywhere.

>Their sense of humour sucks, it's like they didn't mature past 6.
Nah, a good manzai comedy can leave you in stitches. It's better than American comedy, which is nothing but sex jokes and put-downs.

>Their games are out of date.
So frustrating. Japan sticks with the same formula for years, then out of the blue comes out with this incredible new concept every few years.

>They've only ever made a few good movies.
So has cinema from every country...

>90 percent of anime is barely watchable.
95% of American TV is unwatchable.

>They shoot quite good porn then censor the genitalia like backwards fuckheads.
HA. It's creative, yes, but every Japanese porn devolves into AAAAAANNNN AHHHHH IYAAAAAAAAA! They sound like fucking yowling cats. Also, the fucking Hitachi Magic Wand. No matter how random the scene, some guy pulls it out.

>The women are fucking ugly as shit without makeup.
Arguable. Just like every race, some look great and age well, and others... don't.

>They eat too much fish.
As though that's a bad thing

>> No.7024426

"hey look I hate japan too don't call me a weeaboo, you baka!"

>> No.7024431

Stop replying to him seriously, people.

He's going to keep making these threads until he realizes nobody gives a fuck anymore, and then he'll stop.

>> No.7024521

>Their TV is bright colors and stupid noises.
Put your glasses on and learn the language.
>Their sense of humour sucks, it's like they didn't mature past 6.
Humor is a part of the language, see the previous step. You'll understand it better. Also, you might want to get a sense of humor.
>Their games are out of date.
[citation needed]
>They've only ever made a few good movies.
Just like so many other smaller countries.
>90 percent of anime is barely watchable.
I enjoy the 10%. Do you watch too much anime perhaps? I don't get why people force themselves to try to enjoy everything on a single medium.
>They shoot quite good porn then censor the genitalia like backwards fuckheads.
I agree retarded laws can be annoying.
>They eat too much fish.
It's healthy. Maybe you should get used to eating sea food too.
>It's a country full of rapists and pedophiles and I don't like it one bit.
Full? Just because it gets promoted so much in the media doesn't mean there are that many actual pedos or molesters. As long as people keep things in their thoughts and real kids aren't involved, there shouldn't be any problems worth hating.
>How's that for racist you defensive losers?
2 stars.

>> No.7024524

No, I think your intent was to troll us.

>> No.7024526

>>7024431
I have to reply to every thread I see when I'm on here, it's a compulsion.

>> No.7024544

Fukken newfags, it's copypasta. Google before you reply.
Anyway, here're my answers:

>Their TV is bright colors and stupid noises.
Yes it is, but so are most of other TV programs around the world

>Their sense of humour sucks, it's like they didn't mature past 6.
It's still better than american/german jokes - if japanese humor is like that of 6 years old, american is like that of 3 years old

>Their games are out of date.
Yeah, a bit, but at least they're not super-easy and dumbed down American ones.

>They've only ever made a few good movies.
That stands true for every country

>90 percent of anime is barely watchable.
97.5% of American TV is unwatchable, 95% of TV from any other country is unwatchable.

>They shoot quite good porn then censor the genitalia like backwards fuckheads.
It's law in their country to not show genitals, actually from psychological sense it might be positive - mind that Japan has one of the lowest(if not THE lowest) amount of rapes per 1000 people

>The women are fucking ugly as shit without makeup.
Some are, some are not, it's like this everywhere

>They eat too much fish.
Who the fu*k cares?

>> No.7024562

>It's COPYPASTA!
>It's a TROLL!
>It's a NEWFAG!
>It's ______!
Like that has ever stopped us from replying if we wanted to.

>> No.7024569

Problem is, not all fans of "otaku culture" are as level-headed as some of the better posts on this thread.

The weeaboos that are convinced that all Japanese women must be hot, every movie to come out of Japan is a masterpiece, and pretty much gets fascinated by everything related to that country OUT OF THE PURE CONVENIENCE that they like anime is fucking annoying.

To be honest they are the most repulsive type of foreigners and are in for a huge reality check once they open their eyes past anime.

>> No.7024570

>Their TV is bright colors and stupid noises.
Why
>Their sense of humour sucks, it's like they didn't mature past 6.
would
>Their games are out of date.
you
>They've only ever made a few good movies.
respond
>90 percent of anime is barely watchable.
to
>They shoot quite good porn then censor the genitalia like backwards fuckheads.
this
>They eat too much fish.
shit
>It's a country full of rapists and pedophiles and I don't like it one bit.
unironically
>How's that for racist you defensive losers?
?

>> No.7024582

>>7024570
Why would you respond to it ironically?

>> No.7024592

>>7024582

/jp/ - misuse of the word irony

>> No.7024598

>>7024592

Careful. Pointing the out gets people kidnapped by high school students.

>> No.7024677

>90 percent of anime is barely watchable.
And the rest is completely unwatchable, amirite?
But seriously you're giving them way too much credit. Cut it out.

>They shoot quite good porn then censor the genitalia like backwards fuckheads.
If there's good porn coming out of that country, censored or not, please show me where it is. All I can find is a bunch of creepy fetishes!

>The women are fucking ugly as shit without makeup.
Makeup doesn't cure crooked teeth and fugly turned up noses, which they all have.

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7024679

>responding to a /v/ troll

>> No.7024682

>>7024598

>pointing THAT out

Pardon the mistake.

>> No.7024683

>>7024677
OP, please stop bumping your thread.

>> No.7024688

>>7024679
talking condescendently down on obvious trolls is /jp/'s favorite pasttime

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