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explain

>> No.702213

DIE MONSTER

>> No.702215

Lolis vampires are weak againts beans thrown by loli onis

>> No.702216

>>702212
The pot calling the kettle a nigger.

>> No.702217

It sure sucks to be a vampire. Too many weakness (sunlight, garlic, water, holy amulets, patience, beans, etc...)

>> No.702221

>>702217
Beans? When did this become a weakness of a vampire...

Also, water is not their enemy, merely holy water. And don't forget silver (though in some cases that's just werewolves).

>> No.702223

>>702221
and wooden stakes.

>> No.702224

well, according to some of the older vampire myths, vampires had severe cases of OCD, so leaving piles of grain next to vampire stomping grounds would completely halt them, since they'd have to stop and count them all.

>> No.702228

>>702224
Only applies to chinese vampires. Hong Mei Ling agreed, don't bother her about it.

>> No.702232

>>702212

she got hit by danmaku. Multiple of them. how hard is it to understand?

>> No.702236

>>702232

learn to hitbox.

>> No.702240

She should've at least grazed them

>> No.702252

Fermented beans, crazy jap myths, etc.

>> No.702260

beans would hurt like a motherfucker if an oni threw them right at you

>> No.702273
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>> No.702275

There's a day where the japanese go around throwing beans and chanting to ward off oni. I guess it's supposed to be ironic because Suika is doing it

>> No.702282

>>702221 Also, water is not their enemy, merely holy water.
Vampires can't cross running water.

>> No.702298

Wow, it sure sucks to be a vampire.

>> No.702319

>>702224
>>702228
Not just Chinese, but I can't remember its origin.

>>702282
Can't say I remember that one, is that from true Transylvanian lore?

>> No.702331

>>702275

>> No.702339

>>702275
吸血鬼 = vampire
鬼 = oni

>> No.702387

>>702275
>>702339

Now I got
>>702216

>> No.702395

>>702223
>wooden stakes
I think thats everyones weakness...

>> No.702404

>>702217
>>702221
Unless you're one of those superpowerful ancient daywalker vampires.

Hell, look at Alucard. His only weakness is...?

>> No.702408

The myth about running water has something to do with a vampires connection to the earth(or maybe the element of earth) and crossing running water disrupts that connection and sends them into topor. I tried teh googles, but I kept getting hits on RPG sites, so I can't coroberate that.

>> No.702416

>>702404
His age. If you remind him of it he'll cry.

>> No.702466

>>702416
I'm sure he makes you cry too after that.

>> No.702470

>>702466
Nope... I'm God.

>> No.702516

>>702470
I'm Maxwell.

>> No.702518

I'm Armando

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702523

Disregard all this, lets post more Remilia..

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>> No.702560

>>702408
Water was a symbol of purity and purification. Vampires were a symbol of corruption and infection.

Do the math.

>> No.702594

>>702560
5?

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>>702408
>but I kept getting hits on RPG sites

White Wolf's Vampire standardized vampire traits for nerds in the same why that D&D standardized fantasy mythology for nerds.

>> No.702617

So it's not just garlic?

>> No.702621

>>702604
Very poorly?

>> No.702650

>>702560
Unless it's holy water, it doesn't damage them. Running water causes sleep. There is no math to a remembered legend.

>> No.702670

>>702533
awww ;_;

>> No.702844

It's a ceremonial tradition in Area Eleven to ring in the lunar new year by purifying house entrance/etc/somesuch with beans and eating eromaki sushi. It's called Setsuban.

>> No.704695

>>702650
Nobody said it caused damage.

That's the logic behind running water doing anything at all. Running water, purity/purification, etc. etc.

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>> No.704789

I figured she was throwing beans at Remi. You're supposed to throw beans at Oni to keep them away from your house right?

>> No.704952

>>704749
/r/ that uncensored, if you please.

>> No.704966

>>704952
In your dreams.

>> No.704969

>>704749
Thanks for keeping the filename. Google turned up a great image.

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explain

>> No.705142

>>704979
This picture is awesome in so many different ways.

>> No.705150

>>704999

I thought they were in a bathtub at first. I'm disappointed.

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705173

Explain

>> No.705182

>>705150
goddamnit it saw it too

>> No.705186

>>702217
>>702221
>>702223
>>702224
>>702228
this is why I love you guys

>> No.705188

>>705173

She bit someone's dick

>> No.705227

>>705173
fapfapfap

>> No.705234

>>705173

I'd give her my blood, if you know what I mean

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>> No.705268

>>705264
[x] You're the maids

>> No.705291
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705291

I try not to draw from anyone who hasn't consented first. When I do, I draw energy. It's terribly important for the vampire community to act ethically.

*GhostWhoWalks grab drkchyld's hair at the base of her skull, tilts her head back, and gives her a long, slow, sensuous lick up the side of her neck.*

>> No.705316

>>705291

ಠ_ಠ

>> No.705318

i find it interesting that 吸血鬼 can also translate as "lamia" which is a bit different from a vampire

>> No.705323

>>705291

OH FUCK. WE NEED A BUCKET OF BEANS HERE. STAT!

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>>705291

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>>705291
What the fuck?

>> No.705355

>>705338
So moe

I want to hug her ;_;

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>>705291

>> No.705370

>>705355

Enjoy being atomized into tiny particles

>> No.705371

>>705291

I found this gentleman saying these things in the "unowned subbie" room on collarme.com, and once I saw his picture I had... well the name of the picture pretty much spells it out.

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>>705355

>> No.705379

>>705355
Enjoy dying.

>> No.705388

>>705371

Why would you be in such a place?

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705405

I'd her feet.

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>> No.705474

>>705388

I'm Chris Hansen.

>> No.705528

>>702236

SWR has no hitbox. Explain that.

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:3

>> No.707296

>>705528
Learn to Graze.

>> No.707651

I've been madly in love with Remilia ever since...

>> No.707684

Geez, just read Remilia's TouhouWiki entry; it says exactly which random bit of EoSD text explains that she isn't harmed by garlic, but warded by fermented beans.

>> No.707692

>just read Remilia's TouhouWiki

0/10

>> No.707704

>>707684

I don't think it's just a vampire thing. Natto is fucking disgusting, throwing that at anyone will repulse them. Oni, vampire, dragon, god, no one wants that shit thrown at them.

>> No.707744

>>707704
I like natto, but even I don't want it adhered to my person.

>> No.707769

>>707744

I, too like Natto, but having that stinky, slimy shit on me is a no go.

>> No.707776

NATTO NATTO NATTO NATTO NATTO NATTO NATTO

>> No.707782

>>707769
>>707744
I equate liking natto to eating chocolate made from your mother's breast milk. It's perfectly healthy and nutritious, and probably tastes just fine, but dear god the sight of it makes you want to vomit.

>> No.707801

>>704999
Might be a Trigun homage, but I'm probably reading into it way too much.

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>>707704
This. The smell alone will fend off all kinds of demons.

>> No.709246

>>702470
No you're not.

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