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>be bored
>thrust a pizza into oven
If i going on by that i will be fat within 9 month.

>> No.7016462

Simple solution stop eating when your board you moron. Eat when your hungry.

>> No.7016461

Trust me, you are 100% right.

;_;

>> No.7016470

>be bored
>drink water
>alpha as FUCK
>water starts leaking spaghetti
>water is a can of spaghetti
>drinking pure carbohydrates
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur to get rid of the excess calories I just wolfed down
>she wants to fuck

>> No.7016471

Looks like it's /blog/ O'clock. Bloggers get in.

>> No.7016465

/jp/ - Blog Culture

>> No.7016474
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7016474

>If i going on by that

>> No.7016477

Not if you make use of napkins to degrease your cheese pizzas.

>> No.7016480

>>7016470

Someone got lost.
>>>/v/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/b/

>> No.7016483

I've been eating practically nothing but pizza for months. You'll get sick of it quickly.

>> No.7016494

buy moar vidya and animu and figurines so you no have monies for eat

>> No.7016493
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7016493

What the hell am I supposed to do with all this cake, /jp/? I didn't think these things through.

>> No.7016490

>gonna be late from work
>get dressed
>washed pants still slightly cum stained from fapping to sunny milk
>clean with saliva
>don't know whether saliva is just hiding cum and it will just dry up and show the cum or not
>no time left
>go out with possible cumstained pants
>can't see cumstain later
>everything went better than expected

>> No.7016500

Why are all weekends so filled with blogs?

>> No.7016501

>bored since /jp/ is being slow
>try to post to speed it up
>knock over coke
>coke spills on keyboard
>try to clean up coke
>coke is a bear
>keyboard is crushed
>sister comes in
>sees bear
>she wants to fuck
>bear disrupts desk
>gamestop receipt flies off
>she sees final fantasy title
>she doesn't want to fuck
>FUCKING GAMESTOP

>> No.7016507

>>7016500
The youth of the current generation is so self absorbed they think that everyone would be interested in their lives.

Just look at youtube, facebook, twitter, etc. It's all so that attention whores have some place to dump shit about their mundane life because they're convinced people would like to watch/read their drivel.

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>>7016483
In the past my mom always told me i would get sick of pizza or fries if i would eat them every day. But she was wrong. Pizza, fries and noodles now are my only aliment.

>> No.7016510

>>7016507
>It's all so that attention whores have some place to dump shit about their mundane life because they're convinced people would like to watch/read their drivel.
It's true, though. Somebody's reading what they're writing.

>> No.7016523

Its either blog posts or which Touhou do you want to fuck thread # 35520

I've already answered that question. Its Aya... Aya.

>> No.7016524

wow is it already 4pm?

Shit its almost dinnertime and I havn't eaten breakfast.

No wonder all my fats evaporating, My body is eating itself.

>> No.7016534

/jp/ - Just Pizzas

>> No.7016536

Huh?
I haven´t eaten in days.
All I´ve been doing was drinking lots of soda and peeing my diapers erryday.
I don´t even know which day it is now.

>> No.7016546

>>7016536
You must bed quite fat.

>> No.7016547

>>7016510
I wonder who's existence is more meaningless. The writer or the reader?

>> No.7016549

>>7016546
I bed quite fap?
What?

>> No.7016555

>>7016549
Be quite fat... in bed.

>> No.7016558

>>7016547
I think we can agree that everyone on /jp/ is equally worthless.

>> No.7016562

>>7016547
Wriiter. The reader may be a studying how society lives, which is pretty meaningful.

>> No.7016567

>>7016562
Bullshit. >>7016558 is the correct answer.

>> No.7016570

>>7016558
We are all equally worthless, but some are more worthless than others.

>> No.7016580

>>7016567
I thought we were talking about social networking sites and blogs, not /jp/.

>> No.7016588

>>7016580
I don't know if the difference is all that big lately.

>> No.7016591

Seeing this thread, >>7016246 and >>7012268 not deleted makes me seriously worried about the future of this board. Especially when I'm aware of a moderator being around at the moment.

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>>7016591

>> No.7016638
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7016638

What? Chubby touhou-thread? OK!

>> No.7016639

Self improvement is masturbation, OP.

That should motivate you.

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>>7016639
What do you think am I doing right now. After dinner and ejaculation i always sleep peaceful like a baby.

>> No.7016662

OP's post is particularly interesting if you take oven as a metaphor for vagina and pizza as a metaphor for penis.

>> No.7016700

>>7016662
I don't get it

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