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7011356 No.7011356 [Reply] [Original]

What's going on in holy nippon these days?

>> No.7011363
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Reading Sankaku lately, eh?

>> No.7011364


Absolutely nothing... You're just a stupid faggot who reads too many stupid oh-so-otaku news sites.

>> No.7011366

2011 - Butt-angery Otaku everywhere commit suicide in droves, offering their bodies as a sacrifice to Touhou in response to the nation-wide ban on all Shanghai-Alice related works.

2012 - Yukari Yakumo summoned to the Earth. Everything alive is instantly consumed in gaps and flame. Nothing survives.

>> No.7011368

The bans only apply to you filthy gaijins

>> No.7011372


Speak English fag.

>> No.7011377


And we should care why?

>> No.7011385
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I'm OK with this!

>> No.7011393
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Second scenario sounds pretty fascinating

>> No.7011407


Yukari would never do that.

>> No.7011411

Its just your average endgame scenario with a touhou instead of 4 horsemen.

Honestly not worried about it.

But when you guys all kill yourselves in 2011 can I have your stuff?

>> No.7011418

>4 horsemen
This was the first thing I thought of.

>> No.7011420


You can't tell what The Unspeakable Horror might do. You'd spiral into gibbering madness just observing her morning routine.

>> No.7011423

The same is true of all old women.

>> No.7011427

Ooh I haven't heard this in years.

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Disgusting slander, just look at this face.

>> No.7011452


The face that destroys worlds?

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I'm looking, I'm looking.

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I shall destroy you first for calling me an old hag. I swear it will be slow and painfull.

>> No.7011462


And then, suddenly >>7011423 felt Yukari's bony hands around his neck, and smelt lilacs.

>> No.7011470

You don't smell lilacs when you die, You taste key lime pie.

>> No.7011471


>You don't smell lilacs when you die,

No, that's what Yukari smells like.

>> No.7011490

What an old hag smell.

>> No.7011492

Japan bowing to the christian faggotry of their american overlords, nothing new here

>> No.7011496

So all we need to do is make America pro-loli. We should get some slutty preteens and have them sleep with Congressmen.

>> No.7011499

Because Touhou is bad and loli is immoral, that's why.

>> No.7011501


>We should get some slutty preteens and have them sleep with Congressmen.

This already happens on daily basis, all we need are the videos.

>> No.7011505

As long as only the Japs see them. We need them to know America is secretly pro-loli without drawing attention to it to reactionists.

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Already in progress.

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Silence! You filthy tot.

>> No.7011521

Whats that I couldn't hear you over all the old?

>> No.7011525

Yup, her age even regressed sometime ago to 14.

>> No.7011526

Guarding the borders of gensokyo for all 14 years of its existence.

>> No.7011528

Sankaku is for fags and weaboos. And it's owner is a flaming faggot.Nothing newsworthy there, just a bunch of losers worshiping the Japanese cock.

>> No.7011537


Lies, we all know Yukari is 17.

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She can be any age she wants.

>> No.7011550

I thoughtg it regressed to seven.

>> No.7011551

She has the potential to be quite illegal than.

And thats good enough to put you away for a long time.

>> No.7011557

yes, 17 centuries old.