/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Does any1 knows how to lose some height? Because I want to be like asians and I'm little too tall because I'm already 1.76m and I'm worried that in Gensokyo they might make fun of me because I will be too tall. And will making portal bleach my hair? Because it's dark blonde and every1 in gensokyo is blonde!

[Anonymous No.]

Chop off your feet.

[Anonymous No.]

4/10

[Necrobrotent No.]

This isn't even worthy of a kill yourself.

Honestly I don't even know what to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6999084

even tall girls are accepted in gensokyo

[Anonymous No.]

im interested in this as well OP, i feel out of place being above avg height

[Anonymous No.]

Just go out a little every day and don't eat more than you need to. That's pretty much it.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm 2m tall. Maybe I could qualify as a giant for youkai purposes.
And I've already selected Tewi as my waifu, one of the smallest of all Touhous.
It will be a beautiful thing. I will carry her on my shoulder. She should be able to fit on one comfortably.

[Anonymous No.]

I am 5'9". I intend to purchase a suit of gothic platemail, a sword of fine steel, a dagger of pure iron, and a copy of the Lesser Key of Solomon. I'm off to conquer Gensokyo in the name of mai waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

I've always wondered how tall Yukari is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6999172
Western demonology wont help you in Gensokyo.

I plan to bring the Book of Abramelin with me and travel into Makai, training until my body dies, then continuing while I'm a ghost.

After amassing enough power, I'd part the Sanzu river and raze Gensokyo using the ghost of Higan as my army. The scale of the incident would immortalize me in Gensokyo long after I have been defeated by the shrine maiden, making my ghost form imperishable. I would then willingly go my way into hell where I would meet with Shikieiki.

Just as planned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6999198

[Anonymous No.]

>>6999232
>unearthly beauty

[Anonymous No.]

>>6999172
>>6999233
I'm planning to go the Urotsukidoji route; cut my dick off and replace with a demon penis (or in the manga version, a deities penor). That way, I'd no longer be human!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6999264
I'm planning to go the Urotsukidoji route; cut my dick off and replace with a demon penis (or in the manga version, a deity's penor). That way, I'd no longer be human!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6999233

I'm just going to go on adventures with a bat. Danmaku? Home run, right back at them. I'd probably bring some rocks too I guess. The only problem is, what material would be best to hit back bullets with. Chances are I'd die easy though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6999232
I will never get over those faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6999294
They look "realistic"!


Are there any canon heights charts for touhous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6999233
>Western demonology wont help you in Gensokyo.

Why not? Western magic works. And think of it this way-- no one in Gensokyo has ever tapped that power before. It'll be like opening a faucet whose pressure has been steadily building for centuries. I will be unto a god.

In fact, maybe I'll take my place on the mountain of faith. The god of grumpiness, beards, non sequiturs, grammatical correctness and bears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7000193
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm already 1.76m
1.72 m here. You're not tool tall.