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/jp/, you are presented with the following:

Normal girl
Gaia level weeaboo girl
/jp/ level weeaboo girl

Which one do you pick? 2D is not an option.

>> No.699867
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i'd choose rin

>> No.699868

Probably the third, because it would be nice to have someone to speak face to face about weeaboo matters with.

But this thread is an eyesore. Just sayin.

>> No.699870

Whichever one can translate doujins for me the best

>> No.699871

1D then

>> No.699872

[x] 2D

>> No.699874

Normal girl

>> No.699875

How about a 4d girl?

>> No.699876

[X] Genuflect

>> No.699877

>>699861
The non-fat one

>> No.699879

I choose Gaia level weeaboo girl

I need a punching bag.

>> No.699880

/jp/ level, are you kidding?

>> No.699881

The lesser of the two evils
Gaia lvl weeaboo girl. Granted she's submissive, I can mold her.

>> No.699883

The Normal-friend.

I don't need 3D girls touching my Touhous or anime. That's my retarded hobby, not theirs.

>> No.699887

Assuming I absolutely had to choose a 3D girl, #3. I wouldn't even want to fuck her most likely, but at least we could talk about shit. Maybe she'd bring her own dolls.

I can't believe I seriously responded to this shitty thread, what the fuck is wrong with me? I guess I'm just a sucker for that Lancer pic.

>> No.699893

My dream is to meet a non-fat /jp/ level weeaboo girl. Preferably glasses moe~.

>> No.699898

4d

>> No.699903

>>699893
Doesn't exist.

>> No.699907

>>699893

You realize that if she's a /jp/sy, She'll call you out on any secret faggot hobby you have.

Any low level instance at all.

>> No.699910

>>699893
Enjoy your pillow

>> No.699916

>>699910
Thank you, I will ;_;

>> No.699918
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699918

An (at least slightly) attractive, healthy, bespectacled bookworm that isn't a complete bitch.

I've a lot of searching ahead of me, don't I?

>> No.699929

2D

OH SHI-

>> No.699924

>>699918
Silly Anonymous, Patchy is right in front of you!

>> No.699927

>>699916
Shut up, you're not me.
>>699907
That's fine

>> No.699930

>>699918
Stalk women at libraries until you hit the jackpot

>> No.699931

>>699927
>Shut up, you're not me.
Yes I am. I am the embodiment of your sentiments and your soul.

>> No.699932

>>699918
I'd like that but with DFC. So I'm even more out of luck than you.

>> No.699934

>>699918

They exist, but they'd have nothing to do with you.

>> No.699935

>>699930
li...bra...ry?

>> No.699944

>>699935

I think they have those outside

>> No.699948

>>699944
>outside
you lost me

>> No.699951

>>699861
>/jp/ level
Thread is a fail. Try again next time without the Captain obvious choice. Protip: What more can an Anon want than an Anon female? As long as she's not fugly, it's an obvious choice.

>> No.699952

>>699918
Pick Two
[]Female
[]Attractive
[]Crazy

>> No.699956

>>699952
Wait.

I fucked that up.

>> No.699959

>>699952
>>699956
TOO LATE

>> No.699964

>>699861
>> imac

SAGE

>> No.699967

Wouldn't a gaia level weeaboo girl be underage?

>> No.699976

Normal.

Anyone who says otherwise is delusional.

>> No.699980
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699980

my far off very unlikely dream
aspiring to marry a touhou is probably more likely

>> No.699981

>>699967

pedo trap

>> No.700010

Is there much difference between a /a/ anon-tan and a /jp/ anon-tan?

>> No.700011

No.

>> No.700040

>>699951

You know not what you say. I met the female version of me once. You really think you could get along with you just because you had a cunt? We fucking agreed on like literally everything and still fought more than you can possibly imagine. Also, she was completely insane and wound up homeless for a while (which she said she enjoyed, what the fuck).

If you really think someone like you is the perfect mate, you haven't thought it through. Smartest and most interesting girl I ever met. Not bad looking, either, and into girls. And I'd still never go near her or anyone like her ever again.

>> No.700052

Beggars can't be choosers.

>> No.700056

/jp/, so we could talk about our favorite touhous.

>> No.700058

>>700052
I never mentioned begging. Have some pride Anon.

>> No.700064

>>700040
I don't think you ever met the female you. Enjoy your cross dressing and mirror.

>> No.700075

normal girl, the others are too ugly and loud for my tastes

>> No.700087

>agreed on like literally everything
>Smartest and most interesting
>into girls

>completely insane
There's the problem.

>> No.700090
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[]attractive
[]weeaboo
[]tolerable
Pick two

>> No.700092

I dont think I could ever have a relationship with a normal girl
all I do is sit here, lurk, post, watch animu, play videa and touhou.
actually let me rephrase that
>I dont think I can have a relationship

>> No.700093
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To live together, you get a girl who has what you lack
To fuck with, you get whoever you can

The most I managed to get from a weboo girl was a bj when she was severely frustrated

Granted she never knew I had more than 500 DVDs worth of burned weaboo stuff

Conclusion; fuck whoever you find

>> No.700097

>>700090
fuck, if you pick weeaboo chances are that will be your only choice.

>> No.700121

>>700087

I didn't find out about the crazy until waaaay later, and the problems began right from the start. Seriously, too alike is even worse than too different. I'm fucking traumatized.

>> No.700124

>>700093
sounding suspiciously alpha-male there anon.

>> No.700125

>>700093
Arcueid is the only woman for me.

>> No.700133

>>700090
Tolerable is a fucking rip off.

>> No.700144

>>700097
and just to add on, i know so many dumb, ugly weeaboo girls who have practically no redeeming qualities: ugly, loud, stupid, unnecessarily hostile, and all of this and they don't have the power level to back it up. i know one of these in one of my classes, and when we were suggesting ideas i complimented someone for a good idea and she said "HAHA YEAH MICHAEL YOU CAN PIERCE THE HEAVENS! KICK REASON TO THE CURB!"

none of us were weeaboos

i fucking hate people who don't suppress and are stupid to boot

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>>700144

People like that make me ashamed to be a GLFag

>> No.700160

Anything but the second. I actually know one, and she is anything but attractive. She acts like Sailor Moon is god's gift to anime, and all other anime sucks. She's socially retarded, and once asked me why my relationship with the girl sitting right fucking next to me didn't work and why we broke up. She's a vegan, bisexual, member of PETA and she won't shut the fuck up about Gaia. In high school she tried to get people to sign a petition to stop the dissection of animals for biology. So yeah, Gaiafag is out.

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>> No.700167

gee it sure is ronery thread around here.

>> No.700170

>>700162
Oh man, don't look now but some nigger ate Kamina.

>> No.700176

>>700167
This is a failure of a ronery thread.

>> No.700178

>>700162
Yoko is hot.

>> No.700179

[X] Normal girl
[_] Gaia level weeaboo girl
[_] /jp/ level weeaboo girl

Because a) femanon does not exist and b) two wrongs don't make a right.

No, forget that. Let's be honest. A girl would mean leaving my shell.

[X] My left hand

>> No.700181

So what if /jp/ level weeaboo girls are ugly/non-existent/traps/fat?
You date her just so you can maybe steal any of her figs that you like on the way out the door, anyway.

>> No.700185

>>700178
Yes, HE is.

>> No.700187

>>700144
I don't see how it would matter if she had a high power level instead of a low one.

Instead of nonsense about drills, you'd get her yelling "HEY MICHAEL, WALKING SLOWLY IS PREFERRED HERE" or screaming "MAID, KNEE SOCKS, PAD!" over and over.

Same shit, different toilet.

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>>700179
Second this.

>> No.700194

>>700187
>buttsniffing
ಠ_ಠ

>> No.700196

>>700185
NO!

>> No.700209

>>700000

>> No.700205

>>700187
they're both annoying surely but what i'm saying is that not only are they stupid loud ugly socially retarded etc. but they have barely even dipped their toe in the water into something they absolutely cannot shut up about

>> No.700206

I hate weeaboo, including myself, with a passion, yet if I had a normal girlfriend she'd have to facilitate my isolated living.

So even if one of these three were presented to me on a silver platter, I'd still fail it. What the fuck.

>> No.700210

Who cares.

They're all 3D pig disgusting.

>> No.700211

>>700185
All the better!

>> No.700217

>>700210
Thread over.

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>ugly/non-existent/traps/fat

Is this the general consensus on American weaboo girls ? EU is not this bad. euRo (european ragnarok online) introduced me a 1.55 blond nearly dfc loli.

>> No.700246

>>700240
illegal would probably be another deterrant

>> No.700250

>>700246
21

>> No.700267

>>700250
not loli.

>> No.700286

Fuck people seriously, I wounder how my friends and I stand eachother for a couple hours every once in a while and we expect shit from each other. Now getting into a relationship where your on the very short end of the getting stick and can be dropped on a moments notice if you annoy her, who the fuck wants that?

in before normal people who want to have sex reply.

>> No.700311

>>700286
SORRY I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR LANGUAGE COULD YOU SPEAK A LITTLE LOUDER

>> No.700375

>>700267
what is this supposed to mean...?

>> No.700407

>>700240
>>700250
>>700267
Legal faux-loli is the best kind of loli.

>> No.700412

>>700286
I don't want sex, I just want someone to hold me in bed and tell me that everything is alright.

>> No.700419

>>700412

I'll hold you and tell you everything is alright, anon. ;_;

>> No.700426

>>700419
T-thank you... ;_;

>> No.700433

>>700286
YOU, I want to love you tenderly.

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>>700419
>>700426
This doesn't work over the internet.

>> No.700453

>>700450
THEN I'LL MAKE IT WORK WITH THESE TWO HANDS

>> No.700460

at every weeaboo gathering I've been to the women are either:
A. morbidly obese
B. asian and has a boyfriend + 2-3 she cheats on the boyfriend with.

>> No.700464

>>700460
C. lesbians

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>>700433
...

>> No.700493

>>700464
who are also morbidly obese

>> No.700495

D. Yaoi fangirls.

>> No.700499

Hey, think about it! Morbidly obese lesbian sex. Hawt.

E. Fucking psycho

>> No.700502

E. lesbian asian and has a girlfriend + 2-3 she cheats on the girlfriend with.

>> No.700510

Obese
Insane
Unavailable
PICK ALL THREE

>> No.700522

What's with this "female anon is ideal" bullshit? If they're so great, why do we shit on them here and tell them to get out? They're still annoying. I personally would never want to associate myself with a girl who goes to 4chan. Nothing good could possibly come out of that because these kind of nerdy bitches are the sluttiest, most pig disgusting forms of 3D. It's like watching some nerd slut in an MMORPG, trying to charm some ronery guy into leeching her and getting her free items, except she tries to do it here and it backfires.

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>>700453
HUGGING YOURSELF IS NOT THE SAME ANON

>> No.700539

>>700522
we shit on female anon because she breaks the internets rule of anonymous: anonymous has no gender.
the rule exists to reduce the occurance of Internet White Knight.

>> No.700572

>>700522
>I personally would never want to associate myself with anyone who goes to 4chan.

>> No.700590

>>700572

Couldn't agree more. I am only here cause I am bored with nothing to do at work and its fun to laugh at you guys whining and bitching.

>> No.700632

>>700590
3/10

>> No.700693

>2d is not an option
>suicide is the only option.

I think I'm following you here.

>> No.700703

>>700539
How is this not a good thing, I wonder?

>> No.700718

>>699861
Are the looks of that girl modified depending on the choice?

If they're all average, /jp/ level
If normal and gaia level are hot, but /jp/ level is average, I'd still go with /jp/ level
If Normal is hot and /jp/ level is UGLY, I'd go with Normal.

>> No.700768

/jp/, you are presented with the following:

Normal girl
Gaia level weeaboo girl
/jp/ level weeaboo girl
your sister (younger or older)

Which one do you pick? 2D is not an option.

>> No.700777

The main thing with weeaboos, is you need to find someone who has 'problem' like you, so they won't give you shit about your 'problem', but at the same time doesn't entirely understand your 'problem', so you don't get shit about your 'problem.

'problems'.

(Yaoi fangirl fits the description way too close goddamnit)

>> No.700808

>>700768
what if your sister is a /jp/ weeaboo? mine is younger but lives in another state at college.

>> No.700829

>>700808
Is she obese, psychotic, or a lesbian?

>> No.700857

>>699861
Man, if only it were this easy.

>> No.700914

>>700829
no, no, maybe bi cause she had a bunch of /u/ doujins.

>> No.700950

>>700914
So go for her then.

>> No.701041

>>700522
the truly great ones are the ones who you don't even know are there

>> No.701124

Power level has nothing to do with it. I'd compare intelligence and overall sanity. Attractiveness helps of course, but power levels really are second to any of that.

>> No.701280

Normal was a dumbass and broke 2 of my figures within 5 minutes of being in my apartment... dumb bitch didn't know how to handle them properly.

Gaia level was too into it and never talked about anything besides pixel related crap.

/jp/ one was a bit more rounded and also liked comedy, movies, travel so yeah.... /jp/ one is the better choice specially if she is attractive and knows how to cook cause I suck at it.... Domino's FTW.

>> No.701887

The normal one. Just keep her there and abuse her enough so she never will leave you.

>> No.702214

Wait, if it's -/jp/- level, then that means her power level is reduced 90% of the time as it is, right? Then, how the fuck would we know she's a weaboo at all?

>> No.702222

Hey, guys, if we're talking /jp/-level femanon, here, does that mean she'll know to stay in the kitchen?

>> No.702226

Normal

>> No.702270

>>701124

Intelligence and tolerability are the highest factors. Basically we just have to get along or shit doesnt work regardless.

>> No.702281

Just somebody to keep me company. That's all I ask.

>> No.702290

What I DON'T want is the kind of girl who listens to me talk and goes "Oh, anime.... :("

Yes. With the fail smiley attached.

So much fucking rage.

>> No.702291

[x] Normal.

Cookouts, drinkan, Fleetwood Mac and the occasional foray into Touhou Cosplay and I'm set for life. Good times, good times.

>> No.702314
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i'd choose the one who understands and accepts me the way i am


...

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>>702314

>> No.702325

>>702290
I think it's better than someone going "anime wa dai suki desu ^_^"

/jp/ level weeaboo girl for me - as long as we can do stuff that normal couples do (like going to the beach, go skiing, etc.)

>> No.702327

>>702314
>>understands and accepts me the way i am
>>female

I should be RAGING, but this makes me want to cry.

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702351

>>702314
[x] Crazy

>> No.702359

>>702314
This, strangely, reminds me of the same three-panel reaction thing from a doujin, where (I believe) a girl walks in on her friend having sex with a relative of hers or something. She looks at him, looks down, and then looks extremely embarrassed.

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>>702351

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>>702369

>> No.702397
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>>702385

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>>702397
Different girl is different.

>> No.702411

>>700189

I don't understand what this is about

>> No.702418

>>702411
you must be new here

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>>702409
Sure? Well then, I'll stick to the ones that I can assume must be the same, rather than going by the art.

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>>702397
I see what you did there...

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>>702419

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>> No.702428
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>> No.702429

Go back to /a/, please.

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>>702422

>> No.702433
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i have no idea what's going on here... none

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>> No.702436

>>702433
Dick in her pussy. Shes cumming.

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>>702433
She's getting raped/having sex with a man in a cardboard box/gundam.

>> No.702446

>>702436
If that's how girls orgasm, I'm never having sex.

>> No.702447

>>702431
>>702428
>>702425
>>702422
>>702420
>>702419
>>702409
>>702397
>>702385
>>702369
>>702351
>>702314

Mah kind of woman.

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>>702446
You see it's usually like this. But shes too young.

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http://www.sendspace.com/file/yc9kca

They're all the pictures I have from the artist, not sure if the name of the folder is correct as I've forgotten his website's address.

>> No.702468

>>702449 015.jpg
RAGE

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http://www.sendspace.com/file/yc9kca

They're all the pictures I have from the artist - not sure if the folder name is correct as I've lost the address of his website.

>> No.702473

1. Likely to ignore me, has most potential in life - stay away
2. Irritating, likely has mental problems/mental retardation - stay far away
3. Probably empathizes the most, but unlikely to be interesting or help me get anywhere - friend zone

>> No.702694

>>702449
>But shes too young.
gtfo of my 4chan moralfag!

>> No.702722

I was moderatly interested in a girl I know who happened to fit option 3 a while ago, but I thought better of and we're still "just friends"
We argue and bitch and go nuts at each other, but I think I prefer being friends to in a relationship.

>> No.702725

No guys?

Fuck you, weeaboos can be gay you know.

>> No.702776

>>702725
Going for guys who have the same interest as me?

MY OWN CLONE.

>> No.702785

>>702722
>We argue and bitch and go nuts at each other
Sounds like you're in a relationship without all the good parts.

>> No.702786

>>702725
Faggot.

>> No.702791

>>702725
Fuck you twinkshit you'd never want a weeaboo faggot and you know it

>> No.702808

I think you're forgetting all weeaboos are tremendous faggots.

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702821

guess who i would choose

>> No.702893

>>702469
address is parallelism.blog45.fc2.com

>> No.702998

Normal.

>> No.703020

Normal too, I wouldn't date a loser who spends all her life on 2D shit.

But what would be awesome would be if I were a girl and I got to date another innocent, moe girl, and slowly teach her the ropes like in Sono Hana or something. ;_;

>> No.703023

>>702821
The cute guy?

>> No.703029

>>703020
Are you a trap?

>> No.703034

>>703029
Unfortunately I'm too MANLY to be a trap.

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