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Spiderlady thread!

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Crushing monotonous jaws and staring beady eyes.
That's pretty hot.

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Being rank 58, poor Yamame.

At least she's not the lowest windows touhou, Kisume at 76.

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Yay

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>>6994156

Yeah, Yamame got shit on by that survey. Poor thing.

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Although I do like the both of them.

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>>6994150
Appreciated.
>>6994132
Touhou makes you acquire so many new fetishes. One of the reasons why I like it so much.

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>>6994167

Whoa, what? Yamame origin story?

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>>6994167
I wouldn't need to acquire any new fetishes if there were more than one artist drawing fat Touhous.

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>>6994167

It actually started me on the path to sealing such things away strangely enough. It's not working.

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>>6994173
Yes. Kind of. It's called
[Rapid Rabbit] A Disease Woman's Story

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Just your friendly neighborhood spider youkai swinging through.

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>>6994181

Well shit. I will have to acquire this later.

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>>6994156
>>6994163
Guys, guys, don't worry, she's done well. Up several places, with a healthy growth rate. She has a lot of as-of-yet untapped potential. Sky is a limit, Yuuka didn't get to the top in a year either.

Want to see a shat-on Touhou, look at Wriggle ;_;

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>>6994205

But she was an insta-favorite for me. ;_;

Currently sitting at 11th in my OFFICIAL TOOHOO POWER RANKINGS last time I checked.

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I'd wear em on my head.

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>>6994211
I, on the other hand, am a neophyte. It's literally been last several weeks, and I don't even know what exactly happened, but I just found myself wading through 100 pages of her pictures on Pixiv one day...

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>>6994253

She gave you the Love Disease, clearly.

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Yamame is a cool touhou, I'd hang out with her. even though spiders creep me out

Also, Yamame zone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaSDvPZuunY

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>>6994268
The one she infected Wriggle with?

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"Yeah, whaddaya want?"

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>>6994288

It's like Yamame is really Clayface.

>>6994291

Probably.

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I just wanna keep her in an aquarium and feed her live crickets.

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This thread gave me the flu.

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>>6994288
Kinda creepy how her expression doesn't change a bit while she's suffocating Kisume.

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SUDDENLY

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>>6994384
If only...

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>>6994409

Black Tewi says Yamame has breasts as large as you want them to be.

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>>6994375
She is gonna eat him, right?

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>>6994437
hnnng

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>>6994436
Technically, she's going to drink him. Spider venom liquefies their prey's insides, allowing the spider to just drink their meals.

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>>6994453

Yummy.

Though on an additional note, while spiders have no real mouths they do have rather nasty jaws for squeezing the juice out of their food.

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>>6994453
Spiderman should've learned his place by now.

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Not enough doujins for this character. Not even sure what to think of her.

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So even if she doesn't liquify and consume you, any bite is going to leave you with some nasty jagged wounds bound to get infected and dripping with green pus and other fun stuff.
In other words, it's best to stay friendly, but not too friendly.

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>>6994486

She's a cute spiderlady that's nice and friendly to everyone.

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>>6994487

Couldn't she fix that with her control over disease, though? I mean, sure, it won't fix puncture wounds, but she could deal with infection.

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>>6994487
You know not everyone has to bite to keep a relationship interesting.

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>>6994495
She couldn't fix her boyfriend ;_;. They could have ran the bar together.

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>>6994507

Yeah, but it's a spider thing. When it doubt, give it a bite. Just in case.

>>6994370

Just love the details there. Especially the placement of the fangs.

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Source of this?

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>6994533

I mean this, source of this.

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Spiders are fascinating, but I will never go anywhere near one. I imagine Yamame could easily make you lose an entire limb if she got her fangs into you. Spider bites are fucking scary.

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This captcha has a spade symbol in it. How the hell am I supposed to type that?

>>6994581

She could, but she's a friendly spiderlady. She won't harm you if you don't try to hurt you.

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>>6994588

She won't harm you if you don't try to hurt you.
..what

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>>6994601
Apparently, this means she has nothing against assisted suicides.

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Bit of a shame she's based on an argiope spider and not a tarantula, though. Would love to hear her bark.

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*if you don't try to hurt her

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>>6994533

It took me a moment to realize he died after she picked up her dress and then I bawww'ed.

She is one of the few Youkai that doesn't hate or tries to eat humans, too sad she is shoved by most people because of her ability.

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>>6994707
Wish the story ended like that one Ant Princess manga.

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>>6994533
Source?

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>>6994771

That was one of the few H-Doujins I enjoyed reading and actually got me to feel something rather than just a hard on and a urge to fap.

I think Yamame, Tewi and China are the few Youkais that aren't outright hostile or aggressive to humans, there are fairies but those were never interested on harming humans, they just want to play pranks.

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>>6994835
Actually, I believe you'd have the harder time naming a youkai that IS outright hostile towards humans.

You are now realizing that if Yamame was around by the time PMiSS came out, she'd be described as a vicious venomous monster preying on innocent passersby.

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>>6994865

Mystia
Rumia
Wringle

But the mostly dangerous are the weakest youkai that often go on man-hunting, older and more powerful Youkai like Yukari, Yuuko and Letty don't go on harassing and attacking humans so often, mostly because they know if they did that too often they would break the already fragile balance between humans and youkai.

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>>6994913
They don't go man-hunting. Only the young youkai may happen to seriously hurt humans, because they still don't understand how powerful they are compared to humans.
Reimu would exterminate youkai who actually kill a human who doesn't threaten the them first for real. If a human is naive enough to fight a youkai outside of a danmaku duel that's their problem.

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>>6994953

Rumia tries to eat people as often as she find them
Mystia likes singing to confuse humans and leave them lost in the woods
Wringle has an inferiority complex, specially if someone smacks a bug near her, she is more than willing to attack anyone who thinks less of a human.

Most creatures we kill in the games are either faries or weak youkai, and Marissa, Alice and Reimu often go on youkai extermination like it was a field trip, the residents of the human village also pay them to keep the youkai population in check.

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>>6994979
Nobody kills in Gensokyo. Danmaku duels are a game to decide on matters, nothing more.

You clearly didn't read the official books.

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I want her to give me aids... manually.

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>>6994979
Once again, you won't find ANY sign of hostility towards humans from Wriggle and Rumia outside of PMiSS. And you really should know by now just how PMiSS is written.

Mystia, sure; you can also add Medicine, and that will pretty much be all as far as hostile youkai go.

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In the face of countless pieces of evidence and a horrid theme in PoFV, I refuse to believe Mystia could or would ever hurt anyone.

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>>6994581
It's known that wolf spiders are less likely to attack males they grew up with, so maybe you would be safe if you were childhood friends with a spider girl. You can also try light bondage on her to prevent accidental injury, since while spider girls are often on the giving end of bondage, males of crab spiders in particular are also known to immobilize their partners before attempting to mate, lest they may get eaten. Other crab spiders take this to another stage and actively guard juvenile females, waiting until their last molt and mating with their charge as soon as she is able to do so (Clearly it's not pedophilia if the female is sexually receptive! I guess they're at least better than janirid isopods, which completely ignore adult females they can readily mate with, instead carrying immature with their fourth pair of legs, specialized for groping loli isopods. As soon as the juvenile is willing to mate, the "guardian" isopod does so, even if the female is not yet mature.)

I suppose being a spider of genus Tidarren would be the best, though. Males of this genus have pedipalps that constitute about 20% of the spider's weight (assuming the human penis as a cylinder with its height six times its radius, a human equivalent would be having two penises 65cm long and weighing 7kg each, except palps have the additional burden of being located on the head and having to be loaded manually. A single penis equivalent would be roughly 90cm long.), and are so heavy that the male has to amputate one of them to properly walk. After mating, the female tears off the remaining pedipalp, which autonomously continues to pump sperm into her for 4 hours, during which the palpless male is eaten. If only I was a little Tidarren spidergirl and had the human half of my body stuffed full with an impossibly huge, disembodied penis, able to force cum into my small loli womb for 4 hours without stopping, while I eat the twitching remains of my husband. ;_;

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If it moves, /jp/ can make some sort of fetish out of it.

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>>6995110
Other arachnids are great too. I suppose a ricinuleid girl would be a shy and polite young lady (ricinuleids have "hoods" that cover their chelicerae, so she'd probably use a paper fan to mask her mouth while speaking, as befitting an elegant maiden) constantly overshadowed by her sisters (that is, spider and scorpion girls, since ricinuleids are nothing if not obscure) despite trying her best, so she'd be genuinely happy that you've noticed her. She'd also be quite clumsy in bed, since ricinuleids are equipped with a rather counterintuitive mating system where the female's hidden genital opening is only accessible during mating. As a proper, well-educated young girl, she'd only show you her gonopore and allow you to take her virginity after you've married, crying out your name and hugging you with the arachnid half of her body while her blood stains her pure white wedding dress.

A solifugid girl would also be cute, and bears the fortune of actually having been drawn. Those have long pedipalps equipped with sticky pads (the fifth pair of "legs" you're seeing are actually the pedipalps), with which they can snatch flying insects from the air. Despite their very large central eyes, many species don't really have a keen eyesight and rely more on their tactile senses, so they also feel their way with them. So a solifugid girl would be near-blind, feeling up your body with her long, sticky, whip-like pedipalps before finally finding your penis and rubbing it with her palpi until you come. With the location of her "prey" discovered, she'd then reach down and give you a blowjob, her chelicerae (those are extremely large in solifugids) hanging dangerously close to your penis. Eventually, you would get a pair of glasses for her as a present, so that she no longer risks accidentally biting you.

Anyhow, sorry for non-Yamame posts on a Yamame thread, I got carried away.

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>>6995076
PMiSS is perfectly canon. It's only limited by the knowledge Akyuu has though.
In fact, it's written for the purpose of making humans lose their fear of youkai, so if anything, she made them seem more friendly.

Also, while nobody kills, those two you mentioned aren't neutral by any means. They don't view humans as equals beings. No youkai does. If they were allowed to, they would kill without a second thought.

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>>6995099
Indeed, it does not seem that her dislike of humans leads her to cause any harm to them. But the dislike is there, at least, that's not something you can say about most other youkai.

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>>6995136
You're misunderstanding something. It's a survival guide. The "stop fearing youkai" part does not mean "go out and socialize with them" it means "you will have nothing to worry once you learn to defend yourself". That's one of the problems, it's written in the same style her previous incarnations wrote it, back when there was a valid reason for it.

Another problem, of course, is that she's outright making shit up.

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>>6995235
>she's outright making shit up

No, she isn't.
Yukari rewrote her own part.
There are also people like Marisa who asked her to make her seem bit cooler, but we know what Akyuu did in response to that request.

Akyuu is a tool for Zun to release some kind of biography of the Touhous. If something is written in there, it's because he wants it to be written there.

Akyuu said in her monologue that PMiSS purpose now is to heal the strained relationship between human and youkai, by telling humans more about the individuals youkais.
It doesn't tell them to try and socialize with them, but to respect them. It's NOT a survival guide by any means. That would be contra-productive to her original goal.

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>>6995274
But it is a survival guide and it is the original goal:

>I spent a lot of time worrying what to write about, and the usual warnings about youkai and descriptions of how to protect yourself from them followed as a result

And yes, she is making shit up:

>It's enough for me if the Gensokyo chronicle can satisfy people's curiosity, even if it's a little different from reality.

Oh, and the obligatory quote just in case:

>In fact, a number of the youkai threat levels have been inflated somewhat in this volume.

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>>6995330
This is silly. Don't leave out the lines that contradict you if you're gonna look it up.

The warnings still belong to the usual Gensokyo chronicle, but she deluted them since they aren't really needed anymore:
>Nowadays, humans are almost never eaten by youkai.

>As a result, I spent a lot of time worrying what to write about, and the usual warnings about youkai and descriptions of how to protect yourself from them followed as a result, but I spent some time arranging them a bit to try to provide a new youkai-centric viewpoint.

>This probably isn't too much cause for concern, as humans are almost never kidnapped and eaten by youkai in today's Gensokyo.

It's not a survival guide anymore:
>what started out as a guide to help humans defend themselves from youkai was, before I knew it, a manual for youkai to help others learn about them.

>I even tried picking out specific youkai and delving a bit into their personal lives, as I wanted to help build up new relationships between humans and youkai.

>Still, the fact that we've entered into an age where there is practically no more use for the Gensokyo Chronicles means that this is a new, ideal era for both humans and youkai

>I may have to completely rethink the audience of the Gensokyo Chronicles and the purpose of their existence.


>And yes, she is making shit up:
She isn't.
The youkai with more influence like Yukari told her to keep them mysterious and not to write down to much.
The weaker wanted to be described more interesting.
>2: Such as, "make me sound stronger", or "What do you think of this power?"

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>>6995462
I don't really understand why would you think what you quoted contradicts what I am saying.

And no, it's more like:
The youkai with more influence like Yukari told her to make them look cooler.
The weaker ones she wasn't afraid of got the short end of the stick as a result.

>Is it okay to write about the ice fairy like this?
>Even if it goes a little too far, she probably can't say anything about it.
>Well, she won't read this anyway.

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"Stop fapping to me!"

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>>6995494
It completely negates your points.
It's neither a survival guide, nor does she make shit up.

Many fans try to depict Gensokyo as a dark place but Zun always contradicts this, even in his afterword:
>I've said it so many times now, Gensokyo is idyllic and pastoral, and is a "peace at any price" kind of a world.
Nobody kills and nobody is killed anymore.

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>Nobody kills and nobody is killed anymore.
Due to the incredibly powerful beings that exist within. Gensokyo is fascism at its finest.

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>>6995518
...I don't think you actually understand what my point is. Which would make this discussion pointless in its entirety, really.

Back to Yamame.

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Yamame threads are great.

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>>6995597
Who's the other girl?

The only other spidergirl I can think of is the one from kaibutsu oujo and thats not her.

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>>6995603

Honestly not sure. Really only grabbed it for Yamame boobs.

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>>6995620
What is she saying?

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>>6995627
If someones translating /r/ing this one as well.

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>>6995637

rin what are you doing in this thread

silly cat you are not yummyme

you are not even a spider

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I REQUIRE PIXIV TAG FOR YOUR MOMMMY.

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best thread on /jp/

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>>6995704

黒谷ヤマメ

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>>6995853
haha what

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>>6995888

Isn't Pixiv great?

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>>6995909
Something like that

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>>6995915

You should see Kogasa's umbrella of dicks.

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>>6995923
Oh trust me, I surf nothing but the best.

I wasa just looking for an excuse to post meteor tits.

Oh wait fuck I'm wasted.

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Who's awesome?

You're awesome!

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That's it for solos. Let's see what I have elsewhere...

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This would appear to be it from me for the time being.

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>>6995116
>>6995110

whyboner.jpg

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>>6996074
BECAUSE

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About time...

When is it time for my thread?

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>>6996082
I was thinking of making a thread for Parsee earlier, but then I realized I have no pictures of Parsee.

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>>6996082
>>6996086
Let this thread simmer for a few days, then make another one.

Polite sage because I forgot where in my network drives I put my other Touhou images.

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>>6995888

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Oh hey, that's it, then.

Fine job, everyone.

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>>6995603
Hatsune Hirasaka, Atlach=Nacha. The uniform should've cued you in.

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fuck, I don't want to go to work...

One glass of appendicitis s'il vous plait, Madame Yamame.