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Which Touhous would you not fuck?

>> No.6990660

yor'e mom

>> No.6990659

Reimu.

>> No.6990663

I would fuck all of them except for the dudes.

Deal with it.

>> No.6990668

The guys.

>> No.6990684

>>6990663
Wriggle is the only guy. Enjoy your no fuck.

>> No.6990702

>>6990684
Someone has clearly never played the PC-98 games. Genji is male.

>> No.6990703

John "Hannibal" Smith

>> No.6990704

>>6990684

Rinnosuke is more feminine than Wriggle

>> No.6990708

>>6990684

I'd make Wriggle feel feminine as I impregnate her.

>> No.6990717
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>> No.6990720

yarrr mama

>> No.6990721

>>6990717
>nobody loves Yukari
Are you high?

>> No.6990734
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>>6990721

>> No.6990732
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6990732

This one

>> No.6990727
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6990727

The retarded one.

>> No.6990739

>>6990734
Are they high?

>> No.6990751

>>6990739
>>6990721

They are pedos, come on Yukari is basically a sex goddess and the hottest mature touhou second only yo Udonge in my opinion.

>>6990684
>>6990704

Wringgle fills the tomboy fetish niche of touhou, which is fine too.

>> No.6990755

>>6990717
>>6990734
>>6990739
I'd Yukari every day.

>> No.6990761

>>6990727
Why would you not fuck retarded little girls?

You can easily get away with that, what's wrong with you?

>> No.6990806

>>6990761

She is retarded enough to freeze your dick solid if you stick in her pooper.

>> No.6990817

>>6990806
It would happen so fast it wouldn't hurt. You could just keep going, or just tear her a new one if you happen to break off.

>> No.6990824
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>>6990761
Cirno and sex don't mix.

>> No.6990827

Any that don't want me too.

>> No.6990831

Cirno, Rinnos...actually I'd fuck him, Medicine, that fucking turtle, Utsuho, and...uh...Reimu.

>> No.6990843

I wouldn't want to be around any of the Lunarians, let alone fuck them.

>> No.6990854

>Which Touhous would you not fuck?

I think the real question here is, "Which Touhous would fuck you?"

Answer: NONE

>> No.6990860

>not fuck
all the lolis (>implying)

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>>6990817

Are you so sure about that ?

>> No.6990906

Reimu might poke holes in my condoms. Not that she'd want a child, she'd just want me paying for it so she could waste all the money on her damn shrine.

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6990934

green and white hair'd dudes as HELL-nu uhh

>> No.6990936

Most of them. I don't know why, but I do not want to fuck like 95% of them as much as I love them. The two are probably connected.
I would like to Yuyuko, Reisen, Shou, Remi, and perhaps Yuugi. The others I either dislike too much for angry sex or like too much to despoil with thoughts of copulation.
Yuyuko is a special case, I like her quite a bit and she's mondo cute, but I'd still fuck her.

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>> No.6991152

>>6991013
source on that?
>filename
thanks!

>> No.6991158
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6991158

Any of the fairies, Ran, Kisume, Tewi, Suika, Suwako, Rumia, Yuugi, anyone I missed who's retarded or is always a loli. Everyone else is fair game.

>> No.6991183

>>6991158
>anyone I missed who's retarded or is always a loli.

Rinnosuke it is, then.

>> No.6991191

Yukari, Rinnosuke, and Genji

>> No.6991237
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6991237

God damn america

>> No.6991248

i'd only fuck the men

>> No.6991251

None of them.

I'm going to Gensokyo to murder every last filthy being in there.

>> No.6991262

>>6991251
I wish you the best of luck, sir.

>> No.6991271

>>6991251
I'll let this one love me senseless.

>> No.6991526
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>>6991251

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>>6991251
Good luck with that.

>> No.6991557

>>6991526

Two days ago i went to /soc/ and they were posting these macros.

>> No.6991568

>>6991526
What's this, the successor to bix nood? Seems to be written in the same language.

>> No.6991588
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>>6991568

Perhaps you're unfamiliar with OWN WORKS?

>> No.6991633
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>>6991568
It started with this

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>>6991556
God damn it those eyes, just had to...

>> No.6991707
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6991707

All of them, I am not into this whole sexualization, not to mention so beta as fuck/sub that they'd have to ask me

>> No.6992386

>>6991633

What? No it didn't.

"Like your butt is literally mad" came before that one.

>> No.6992389

Also, butt devastated is by far the best. People should just stop making them because that will never be topped.

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>>6992389

I dunno, "I pul my dik out of ur as" has always been my favorite. And of course unlimited OWN WORKS because it's got that same sentence in there.

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>>6992389

>> No.6992421

>>6992398

"Castle of dbz vhs tapes" is a hard line/image to top, I will give you that.

>> No.6992429

OWNED AND BUTTANGREY was the only good one

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>>6991633
Is this the best and the one I'm posting is the second best in my opinion.

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>>6992432
if i am going back to gayville then i'm taking you with me
after that assharvest you'd be the mayor

>> No.6992455

>>6992449

you got it wrong. its "gb2 gayville your dad is wait"

>> No.6992506
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6992506

ｈｉ　/ｊｐ/　ｏｎｅ　ｏｆ　ｙｏｕ　ｄｉｄ　ｔｈｉｓ：　http://knowyourme
me.com/memes/hurt-feelings-and-butt-rangedwall-of-text-insult-images

ｃｏｕｌｄ　ｙｏｕ　ｐｌｅａｓｅ　ｕｎｄｏ　ｙｏｕｒ　ａｕｔｉｓｍ

>> No.6992544

>>6992506

Couldn't have been us, some idiot on that page claims they're from /a/ even though they're obviously from here. Someone should go edit it to explain where they actually come from and why. (Sion, autism etc)

I'd do it myself but I am too lazy at the moment to register on that shitty site.

>> No.6992683

>>6992506ｃｏｕｌｄ　ｙｏｕ　ｐｌｅａｓｅ　ｕｎｄｏ　ｙｏｕｒ　ａｕ
ｔｉｓｍ
You realize /jp/ posters like you is who this meme mocks?

>> No.6992688

>>6992544
Leave it as is. It's better that way.

>> No.6992716

>>6992506

>The wall of text reaction image phenomenon began around the former half of 2010 on 4chan’s /a/ board.

I love it, don't change a thing.

>> No.6992723

>>6992683
You realize he's the one who started this entire meme?

Yea, good job.

>> No.6992793
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6992793

Medicine.

Not going to interact with any fluids that emanate from this woman.

>> No.6992803

>>6991556
A gun is all I need to send her straight to hell.

>> No.6992810

>>6992803

Guns aren't doing jack shit to Yukari. You need to have some sort of ability that is able to out dick Yukari's border hax.

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>>6992810
>You need to have some sort of ability that is able to out dick Yukari's border hax.

>> No.6992829

>>6992793
Why not? is dissolving into a pile of mucus semen and shame not a good enough end for you?

>> No.6992832
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>>6992822
Pic unrelated?

>> No.6992835

>>6992832
I'd say that's a pretty related picture. Even Yukari admits she wouldn't stand a chance against the mighty power of guns.

>> No.6992845

>>6992829

Too bad you'd die before you even orgasm. This isn't even counting the fact that your face would be all but gone if you decide to let Medicine sit on your face.

You won't even get to enjoy your death.

>> No.6992852
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>>6992835
But she has more guns than you.

She has, in fact, access to all the guns.

And that's terrible.

>> No.6992857

>>6992852
I only need a single bullet, filthy youkai scumbag.

>> No.6992858

>>6992852
On that note, does anyone have on hand the page gets cheesed off enough to pull a nuclear missile out of a gap?

>> No.6992862

>>6992858
>where yukari gets cheesed

>> No.6992866

>>6992857
>implying all the touhous can't dodge fucking lasers and your bullets aren't shit on that, while meanwhile you can't dodge even a single bullet let alone a few hundred thousand

>> No.6992867

>>6992866
Slow moving lasers, filthy /a/ scumbag.

>> No.6992871

>>6992867
The irony is so thick you could cut it with a knife.

>> No.6992873

>>6992871
We've literally had hundreds of discussions on this subject. The verdict is always that guns win.

>> No.6992876

>>6992873
No, we haven't. The consensus has been that guns can defeat most ordinary youkai, but there are two issues, which are:

1. The highly exceptional Gensokyo residents.
2. Whether you could get guns into Gensokyo in the first place.

>> No.6992875

>>6992867
Even slow moving lasers move at the speed of light, numbnuts.
>>6992858
Fuck that, Tenkomori was only 30megs, download Yuka vs Yukari yourself.

>> No.6992879

Also, Yukari has

all the guns

It's terrible.

>> No.6992886

>>6992876

How about blessed bullets? Wouldn't those be somewhat effective against even high tier youkai?

>> No.6992888

Superman can kill Yukari.

>> No.6992889

>>6992871

im not too sure irony is the word you were looking for bro.

>> No.6992898

>>6992857
Yukari can use gaps to deflect projectiles
You will be killed by your own bullets!

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>>6992886
But how can you fire the guns?

She has all the guns.

Also, armour plating.

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6992913

Yukari and Yuugi would probably be the ones I'd do most to avoid.
I think Okuu would make me sterile.

Pic related as to who I'd make sweet love with.
Reisen, Kaguya, Youmu, and Aya would also be very much alright. Nothing wrong with Sanae and Reimu as well.

>> No.6992922

>>6992902

>this is what INfags actually believe

>> No.6992937 [DELETED] 

QUALITY THREAD

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>>6992913

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