If you could go to Gensokyo, what would you do?

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[Anonymous No.]

kill everyone that stands in my way.

[Anonymous No.]

Allow Yuyuko to eat me.

[Anonymous No.]

Little fairy girls are the best

[Anonymous No.]

Help Hatate out of her depression.

[Anonymous No.]

Befriend Marisa, Mokou, and Okuu and then defeat the evil shrine maiden.

[/jp/ Quality Control !QuALitynEc!!71Qz976UQ9q No.]

QUALITY THR­EAD

[Anonymous No.]

Kill Alice, Befriend Reimu then come back to report this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Give Rumia a scarf, very probably.

[Anonymous No.]

Crash at the Hakurei shrine, do grunt work for Reimu in exchange for room and board and having Suika for a drinking partner.

[Anonymous No.]

Shave my head and go to Myouren.

[Anonymous No.]

I would have Eirin change me to a girl and then I'd go about getting my unique frilly dress made.

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>>6979632
>Bunbunmaru Newspaper reports: Unidentified human found dead at Hakurei Shrine, body preserved perfectly by 40% blood alcohol concentration.
>Rumors say that this hapless soul got in a drinking contest with the resident oni, Suika Ibuki. If that is indeed the case perhaps this should be ruled a suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

Open shop across Rinnosuke's.

[Anonymous No.]

Pollute the land, rivers and forests.

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>>6979632
Reimu would kill you for your precious meat.

[Anonymous No.]

Beat Kanako's record of Aya-breaking amount of drinking.

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>>6979656
If you can think of a better way to go out, let me know.

[Anonymous No.]

Get Marisa or someone to fly me to the Moriya Shrine or some other place where I can learn to fly without dying. Then I'd go spy on fairies.

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Kill Marisa and bring slightly more peace and stability to Gensokyo.
Become a big-brother/father figure to Cirno and the rest of Team 9.
Get on Reimu's good side with the power of money. Loadsamoney.
Make passionate, unending love to Youmu if she isn't too busy.
Grab Yuugi's breasts at least once.
Kill Marisa.
Try to play with Flan. Probably might skip this one, though, at least until I kill Marisa.
Visit Alice at least once. Maybe she's not as creepy as she's made out to be. She could have a nice place to crash in.
I want to hear the Prismrivers play.
I want to see Wriggle perform with fireflies.
See if I can sneak past Meiling.
See if I can convince Lady Remilia, in all of her infinite beauty and charisma, to rub one of her beautiful legs on me.
See if Sakuya really does have pads.
Kill Marisa.
Try to find and discuss nerdy things with Nitori.
See if Hina will take away all my misfortune.
I want to hug the Aki sisters.
Visit the Moriya shrine, and Kourindou.
Kill Marisa.

I got Gensokyo all figured out.

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>>6979731
ROFL u have kill marisa multpuile times XD

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>>6979731
I hope you're planning on surviving getting hit by a huge fucking laser during step one.

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See which is faster, Aya or Kanako-mobile.

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>>6979738
>>6979742
Butthurt Marisa lovers.

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>>6979763
>>>/v/

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>>6979766
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

Have sex with all the best looking tohous

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go to the underground and live with Satori.

Not out of lust or even pity, just because she fascinates me. I want to be her pet.

[Anonymous No.]

Find a potato chip and eat it.

[Anonymous No.]

Chill out with Komachi. Maybe try fishing the Sanzu.

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

Ask Sanae on a date.

[Anonymous No.]

Steal Sanae's frog hair clip then bury it in a field

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

>>6979845
:(

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Donate to the Hakurei Shrine on a regular basis. That's about it.

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Burn down the SDM.

Why?
Remilia is a liar and a weakling.
Sakuya is cold to humans even though she is human herself summing her up as one great fat bitch.
Pathchouli does nothing.
Flandre is not insane but a threat to the world. overexaggeration of her powers is what makes people fear her.

On analysis, you too will realise this.

[Anonymous No.]

work at SDM to get close to sakuya and stop >>6979889 plans

[Anonymous No.]

Attempt to befriend Wriggle, Youmu and Tenshi, bring a variation of soccer to Gensokyo and start my own Jack of all trades business.

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>>6979917
Sup, I hear the castlevania stopwatch dosn't work during bossfights.

I also hear that the Crimson stone allows control over Death, the person who is time.

Try that shit on for size you sympathetic bastard.

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>>6979921

That reminded me of my plan to bring a bat to Gensokyo to home run danmaku back at hungry youkai. Now that I think of it, that would be fun too.

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>>6979921
How are you planning on meeting tenshi? She lives in heaven, right?

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>>6979930
Reeincarnation
Heaven
Yuyuko

Goddamit ZUN you inconsistant fucktard, you can't have al of them, because if reeincartion exists heaven has no purpose, it's just a place where sparkly faggots go if thats the case.

Then again i am talking about the guy who made it so that when you take a pciture of remilia in STB you can see her in THE FUCKING PHOTO.

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Befriend Marisa, help Reimu out at the shrine. Do chores for the Touhous in general.

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/jp/ should hang around underground. All the youkai there are hateful and ostracised too, so we'll fit right in. I hear they even have electricity down there now.

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>>6979927
if you were a green fairy that wears tight tights with a sword then i might be scared buuuut you're not so bring it

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>>6979934
>Then again i am talking about the guy who made it so that when you take a pciture of remilia in STB you can see her in THE FUCKING PHOTO.

Seeing Aya in the photos is stranger, really.

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>>6979934
Maybe you should read about Buddhist heavens and mythology, rather than blame zun.

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>>6979934
IIRC ghosts go to the land of the dead (Hakugyokurou is a place within that). They can then get carted by Komachi to be judged by Yamaxanadu. From that, it's one of--presumably many--heavens or hells...or reincarnation.

Not sure if trying to make sense of it is even worthwhile.

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>>6979938
>Impying Ganondouche can beat CV Dracula or Hellsings Alucard

Wat. get ready to beome familiar.

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>>6979939
She's fast.

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>>6979952
>Ganondouche
FINALLY AN ORIGINAL INSULT i mean it everywhere i go its "ganondork ganondork ganondork". sooo how shall we duke it out?

[Anonymous No.]

absolute first priority would be to hoof it to the hakurei shrine (with help if necessary), make a donation, and ask Reimu to sign off on a spellcard deck
that way I don't have to worry as much about getting surprised and eaten by a youkai
after that, well... just live, i guess. teach folks how modern tech actually works, do repair and inventing. learn some magic. stuff.

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>>6979927
too bad you'd be at most a level 1 mid boss if even that, crimson stone is not canon in touhou, and even if it was, komachi is death.

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>>6979967

Komachi is a ferryman. A glorified gondolier.

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>>6979971
still, a shinigami, so death. castlevania's death is also called shinigami in the japanese script.

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I'd become Yukari-sama's shinigami. Maybe she'd even take me on some of her gapping adventures.

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>>6979963
Not sure if roleplay on your side, or if you actually don't know about Alucards powerlevel.

Take a look at this crap.
>Immortality
>Advanced Regeneration
>Superhuman senses
>Superhuman speed
>Superhuman strength
>Intangibility
>Defiance/manipulation of gravity
>Shapeshifting
>Teleportation
>Telepathy
>Hypnosis
>Sharpshooting skills
>Summons of familiars
>Creation of fledgelings
>Memory absorption (through victims' blood)
>High resistance to most vampire weaknesses

but wait, there's more!

Alucard was once known as Count Dracula, also known as Vlad III Dracula
Remilia wetting herself in prescense points +1
Oh, and he has more than 30 thousand something souls in his body.
Nigga your sandnigger ass is fucked.

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>>6979971
>>6979982
>>6979983
>>6979967


Not realising that the Grim reaper is the PERSONIFICATION OF DEATH. Therefore death rules the system, and isthe the ferryman judge and jury, Higan only exsist's because Yukari saved it from going out of buiesness by erecting the GB, In reality the Grim reaper has no use for the process of reeincarnation as the world is too fucking overpopulated to have people being born into again. that and A certain religion was pretty much pushing all of that shit out.

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jesus christ these kind of threads gets +50 replies? you all go back to poolshmer,

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In reality, if CV's Dracula came to genskyo, he'd drop his fucking castle on her Remilias house, (Because he can summon it wherever the fuck he damwell feels like it) kill her and torchure her for taking his namesake, lying about her fate-manipuplation (As confirmed non-exsistant by Flandre) and for being a weakling due to not being able to drink a full fill he would then promptly slap her shit for only being able to turn into a fucking bat, and slap her again for having a goddamed reflection, he would then eat her to gain mimimal burns during the sunlight.

After this, he would have Death seal Sakyua's timehax as only the order of time and Death are allowed use of such ablities, eat patchouli, and promptlt eat flan (Her ability works by visulising her object 'gathering' it then crushing it in her palm consequentialy destroying it therefore, if she can't see it, she can't kill it meaning bliding her and breaking her palm would be the best bet.) and gain BOOMIES.

and still employee meiling and refer to her by name often having consenusal sex with ehr, because Dracula is a pimp like that.

oh and stay there forever due to no belmonts or church to annoy him.

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>>6980002
>mfw them stats
i maybe ass fucked but i'll still try and fight and!not to get ass fucked

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>>6980037

what the fuck did I just read?

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>>6980037
There are so many things utterly revolting with this post, I am torn between feeling revulsion at it existing on /jp/ and feeling nauseous at the thought of someone on /jp/ taking the time to type it all out without ever having the realization at what they were typing.

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I'll help out Reimu on her shrine (cook food for her, clean the shrine, do errands, etc.), and hopefully be able to sleep there. As these days of helping Reimu pass by, I hope that one day, my wife, Rumia, will visit the shrine, and start a conversation with her, and become friends. As we get closer, I will gather all my courage and tell her I love her, and wish to be by her side. If she rejects me, I'll accept it and stay as friends. If she says yes, I will live the rest of my life in Gensokyo as the happiest man to ever live.

If only...

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>>6980040
Oh and CV Dracula is easy modo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh2pUCYCHeo

Miniture darkness explosions that are the equivilant to nuclear explosions.

Oh, and 9ft tall, with the upper half of the body melded into shadow so the head is the only weakpoint

Bitch your be a filty sandnigger favoured by Diin constantly only because her sisters keep beating her at life chess, only to be transformed into a mindless pig monster with a trident.

Oh, and you've still go to fight DEATH ITSELF before getting to him.

nigga. you dead.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>6980037

Then Count Duckula drops his castle on Dracula's castle and kicks his arse for stealing his teleporting castle gimmick.

Some crossovers just don't work.

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>>6980066
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcQtu9B3WUg&feature=related
You think that shits hard how about fighting both on a TEAM!?!

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>>6980072
Lets check the year dates.....

Count Duckla
>6 September 1988 - 16 February 1993 (UK) –

Castlevania
>September 26, 1986

We are the original.
FUCK OFF.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>6980088

Explain then, where in the original Castlevania does the castle teleport from one location to another?

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>>6980100

Helen gets into the stupidest fights sometimes.

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>>6980100
You act as though when he summons his demon castle to him that his castle isn't alreayd there pre-prepared, he can do that, but he dosn't need to, as it appears automatically signalling his resrrection.

Although you are right, I have no idea when this technically came into play.

>Implying Duckula would beat Dracula.
Only if he combined with uncle dolan.

[Anonymous No.]

hey cool Castlevania thread

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>6980145

... that's true, though. Guess appearing and disappearing (well, blowing up in the earlier games, but anyway) is a sort of teleportation, even if it doesn't actually move from one place to another.
Nice point there.