/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What's /jp/'s favorite madoka character?

[yutanpo No.]

qb

[Anonymous No.]

The one that's not gonna die a horrible, horrible death or be really fucked if lives.

[wtH !hWtHG71Z1c No.]

madoka and kyuoko
any1 with redish pink hair and eyes are hot as HELL

[Anonymous No.]

Mami. Hope she comes back from the dead somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Kyouko > *

[Anonymous No.]

Kyuoko > Everything

Her design is just way too hot. And her magical girl outfit is incredible.

[Anonymous No.]

Kyouko

[Anonymous No.]

Silly Yukari, a hag can't be a magical girl!

[Anonymous No.]

After this ep
Kyoko>Mami>Madoka>Homura>Hitomi>>>>>>>>Sayaka

[Anonymous No.]

This cutey right here. Just look at this cutey, isn't she cute!

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

Touma

[Anonymous No.]

Homura, I wish to smell her thighs and hosiery.

[Anonymous No.]

The one that got all of the good fight scenes.

[Anonymous No.]

Awesome /a/ thread bros.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

We sneer at me fucking newfags/normalfags, my shonenshit big 3 threads, quasi-/V/ mentality and everything else that makes /A/ suck fucking balls.

[Anonymous No.]

Charlotte. I want to rub cheese over my dick and trick her into licking it. Worst case scenario she'd leave me dickless, but I guess I'd use my wish on a regenerating dick and everything would be okay.

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[Anonymous No.]

I was going to just ignore and hide this thread as usual, but I felt that I should tell you that you have horrible taste for liking the biggest bitch in the entire show. Good job, it takes some effort to be like that.

[Anonymous No.]

The only part of Madoka I saw is a two minute clip (two clips?) where Mami does her whole summoning rifles and swings them around elegantly blowing shit away with some of Yuki Kaijura's trademark battle music playing the background has her summoned arsenal revolves around her. Then she summons a gigantic cannon to blow away a teddy bear, which summons a gigantic snake thing (the music stops) and promptly eats her while she stands there with a dumb look on her face.

I can't the series seriously anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6975861
Well shit, I can't speak English either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6975861
I doubt you care, but said gigantic snake thing moved in bullet time, so Mami didn't have enough time to react.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6975931
Maybe I will pick it up sometime, then.

[Anonymous No.]

There’s three main reasons I can point out why people follow madoka:
1. It’s SHAFTxShinbo: slideshows, head-tilts, random shots of an eye or a mouth, random frames of irrelevant bullshit inserted for no verifiable reason- what will they think of next?
2. GRIMDARK DARKBAD PLOT
3. Yuki Kajiura is doing the music.
My response to those three points is this:
1. It’s always the story, and never who tells it. A good story will stand on its own, regardless of who tells it. People that watch SHAFTxShinbo often forget this and go on and on (at length) over how amazing they think SHAFTxShinbo is. They pore over thesauruses and congratulate themselves over how unique their superlatives sound in each others’ ears. Ultimately, it’s the hysteric and masturbatory fans that ultimately drive me away- it’s never about the show, it’s aaaaaaaall about SHAFTxShinbo.
2. It’s nothing more than a nihilistic Theatre of the Absurd. If you think about it, ALL of SHAFTxShinbo’s works fall into this category in some form or another. Again, if thought were given, there are dozens of magical girl shows that deal with despair, death, tragedy, etc going back ten or twenty years. If you disagree, then simply say that it’s a magical girl show with faustian overtones and leave it at that. If you look at it that way, It’s nothing we haven’t seen before, and thus not particularly worth my attention. How many magical girl series have existed since, say, the 80′s?
3. Yuki Kajiura. Uhhh, 'kay.

[/ｊｐ/之无名氏 No.]

so hot..

[Anonymous No.]

>>6975959
>It’s nothing more than a nihilistic Theatre of the Absurd
Goddamn it not you again

[Anonymous No.]

>>6975814
>>6975748
Mami ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

being meguca is suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>6975971
I just added that phrase to my filter.

[Anonymous No.]

I DID IT

I STOLE THE SOUL GEMS

IT WAS ME

THEY'RE UNDER THE FLOORBOARDS

[sage !2PmDKLNHkc No.]

Definitely not Slutaka.

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly Madoka is really cute. She has pink hair and is pretty.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck I don't understand why magical girls don't like being magical girls. Not only do you get a wish, you become a fucking lich to boot (except your appearance doesn't even suffer, you're still a cute girl but now with a phylactery) and your job is beating up mentally unstable little girls with your newfound magic powers. I'm totally okay with beating up mentally unstable little girls if I get to be a fucking lich.

You can die on the job, but fuck it, so can anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

Mami = Kyouko > Homura > Madoka > A Certain Frustrated Sword Girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>6976031
Dude they get mutilated and mogu mogu'd. Plus they have the mental strength and killing knowledge of a 5 year old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6976031
You have to kill witches to remove the taint from your soul gem or become one and be killed by a magical girl, which is inevitable and means QB eats your soul likely sending you straight to hell after a short, violent life.

[wtH !hWtHG71Z1c No.]

>>6976041
what the HELL is mogu?

[Anonymous No.]

I want Kyouko to break my limbs and make me her plaything.

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>>6976031
>Fuck I don't understand why magical girls don't like being magical girls.
I agree I'm sick and tired of that boring old plot device. If Madoka doesn't get past it this week I'll probably drop it.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't understand why you all seem like Kyouko so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6976051
Masochism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6976051
She's hotblooded, likes eating and has a pitiable backstory that explains her character.

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>>6976048
Not to mention the wish you make, QBs end of the bargain, rarely does anything but screw you over even more because hes the Genie from Fairly Odd Parents crossed with Mephistopheles.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - /a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>6976051
That voice. I want Ai Nonaka to stomp on my dick and tell me what a worthless man I am.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>6976059

This would be the best show ever if that asshole cat was voiced by Norm McDonald.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6975581
Kyuubee, of course.

<-What's her radius?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6976041
Them being dumb as bricks is their own fault. And the witches we've seen so far usually get killed before they know what hit them, you only die if you're, well, dumb as a brick. Mami was an exception since she normally kept her calm, she only died because she was careless and it made quite an impact amongst other magical girls, indicating that once you get past a certain point, job hazards are not as bad as Homura makes them sound to be. But then, I'm not a battle-worn magical girl and Homura is, so I guess her view holds more strength here.

>>6976048
We haven't had word on what happens to the soul besides getting jammed in a gem, since the contract certainly doesn't state anything on it. Maybe when you turn into a witch and get killed, Kyubei eats the grief seed collected, absorbs the magic and poops out your soul, and you'll be free go to whichever afterlife awaits you right out of his impeccably white ass.

If you do turn into a witch, that's great too, all evidence points towards your barrier being your personal paradise fueled by people you kill, which isn't a big loss because they probably later join you as your familiars in your awesome private wonderland. Gertrud was an elegant ojou-sama with her rose gardens and butlers serving her, Charlotte had all the sweets she wanted and then some more (no cheese though), Elly could lock in anything she wanted into her display cases, probably alongside the PVC figurines she had from back when she was human. If you were a witch, you could construct your barrier as a great mansion, "invite" other /jp/ users by killing them and recruiting them as your familiars, and live together for eternity while elegantly drinking tea and playing VNs as cute little girls. Well, at least until a magical girl comes along and ruins your fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6976049
Japanese for OMNOMNOM