/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

http://warehouse23.com/basement/box/index.html?level=1

Level 1
>You open one of the 999 boxes on this floor and find...
>A long , hollow plastic rod marked "Wand of Hyperstimulation." Closer examination reveals that it is a king-sized Pixy Stix.

Level 2

>You open one of the 998 boxes on this floor and find...
>Thousands upon thousands of get-well cards. Some have notes addressed to "Craig" or "Craig Shergold" inside, and a few have variations like "Greg Shergold" or "Craig Sherwood." Several nearby crates contain more cards. There must be millions of them . . .

Level 3

>You open one of the 996 boxes on this floor and find...
>A copy of Aviation Week and Space Technology detailing the construction of the International Space Station, dated August 14, 1798.

Level 4

>You open one of the 996 boxes on this floor and find...
>A remote control like those used for a VCR. The play button does nothing you can discern, the fast forward button makes everything around you move quickly and the reverse button You find a remote control like those used for a VCR. The play button does nothing you can discern...

Level 5

>You open one of the 1000 boxes on this floor and find...
>Every sexual thought that someone you've never met had . . . Ooops, wrong box.

[Anonymous No.]

cool story bro