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[Anonymous No.]

If you were a master /jp/, what king of maid uniform would you make your maid wear?

[ ] long dress
[ ] short dress
[ ] kimono dress

[Anonymous No.]

Long dress, as should be. Any other attire would not be proper.

[Anonymous No.]

I would wear a long dress.

[Anonymous No.]

Extend the choice to my maids mercilessly defile those who chose short

[Anonymous No.]

Seasonal.

Long in the winter months and a shorter for the summer (optional)

[Anonymous No.]

[x] RAPE THE MAIDS

[Anonymous No.]

Something seasonal that suits each maid, as individually picked by me.

[Anonymous No.]

Short.

45% of my maids will be futanari girls.

It will be mandatory for the 55% pure females to service the futanari whenever they have an erection.

[Anonymous No.]

Short, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

One long, one short, one kimono, depending on their personal preferences. And since I am a master, I'd hire female guards and put them in miniskirts and thighhigh boots, why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6973750
At least do us the kindness and tell us the source, please.

[Anonymous No.]

long, classical-lolita style dress with a matching apron.
probably brown or pink, with a florar motif.

[Anonymous No.]

I would be the maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>6979436
something akin to that, just ankle-long.
also, my maid would be a futanari, but instead of a cute moe one she'd be beautiful, calm and elegant young maiden.

[Anonymous No.]

[X] long dress

So I can hide under their skirts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6979323
Wouldn't it be better to be a futanari girl yourself? I'd like to be a rich little girl with a magical, infinitely potent penis much larger than the rest of my body, to the point that I cannot even move properly. So my maids will have to attend to my penis constantly, cleaning the rivers of semen I ejaculate every day by drinking it all, and since my penis would be supernatural in origin, my semen would also have the effect of extending the lives of myself and my maids, making them eternally young and fanatically devoted to me. I'd then get to enjoy my maids' company for eternity, elegantly drinking tea with my pinky finger extended and conversing with them while my constantly erect penis gushes out liters of cum and my tiny loli body convulses with repeated orgasms once in a while, only stopping while I'm sleeping. Of course, I'd wear a long skirt to hide the grotesque, throbbing, obscenely large penis coming out of my smooth, immature body, but I suppose my maids would wear short dresses and thighhighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6979483
That's hot and all but I'd like to do some things during my day other than shoot rivers of cum while immobilized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6979428
[Sasayuki] It's Our Secret! x2
Translated+edited by desudesu.

>>6973750
Short, I suppose. It really depends on the design, all of them can look good (or bad).

[Anonymous No.]

Long skirt is a must.
Something like this, simple yet perfect.
Glasses and braids would be a part of the uniform.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6979508
But that's why your maids are there for, isn't it? While you won't be able to play sports or anything like that, you'll be able to draw, play VNs or try your hand at cooking if they assist you. It's not like you're completely immobile, you'd still be able to move with their assistance, and it will make your maids happy that you're depending on them, since your cum would turn them into a group of devoted immortal yanderes within months (except there wouldn't be any murder, since they wouldn't harbor any jealousy towards other maids and instead think the entire maid sisterhood as a single entity with the sole purpose of serving you.) and yanderes enjoy nothing more than their loved one depending on them.

[Anonymous No.]

Long is best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6979566
Alright, that can work. Can I have my yandere maids kidnap innocent townspeople for me to rape until they drown in my tides of cum which I am helpless to stop?

[Anonymous No.]

[x]kimono dress

Not those casual robes you see inn hostesses wearing, the 4000000¥ premium-dyed and elegantly embroidered ones. Maybe also Qipao, though I don't know those as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6979583
You can kidnap people, but constant contact with your cum will slowly transform them into little girls regardless of their initial gender, and eventually they'll be given a maid uniform and join your ever-expanding mansion.

>>6979590
Wouldn't it be better to sew your maids' clothing yourself instead of buying expensive ones, to let them know that they're not only your servants, but your beloved friends worthy of wearing clothing their master personally made for them?

Come to think about it, I think tailoring would be the best choice for my hobby while I'm spending my days releasing deluges of cum. So a new maid would wear a standard, short-dress uniform for their first six months, while I assess her personality and sew her clothing suitable for her tastes. After the first six months helping out in the mansion, a feast would be given in her honor (I suppose I'd sit on one end, with my penis going all the way under the table and all my maids giving me footjobs while we eat.) where I'd present her with her handmade dress, thank her for taking care of me, and take her virginity. Of course, directly receiving my semen in her womb would be much more potent than merely drinking it, thus her mind would be broken completely and soon after the ceremony, she'd end up being another devoted, pure maiden who only strives to make me and her fellow maids happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>king of maid uniform

I'm writing this one down for future use

Anyway, long because I don't want to see their pig disgusting legs.

[Anonymous No.]

Something so short that her panties are showing even when she's standing upright normally with an apron that comes barely past her waist and long socks that come within an inch of her skirt.

Also frills, LOTS OF FUCKING FRILLS.

[Anonymous No.]

Ugh, making maids wear a short skirt is far too lewd. You need to make them wear a large one so you can wear it too and fit in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6979483
>>6979566
>>6979678

How large is this hypothetical "obscenely large" penis in your mind?

Anything more than perhaps 14 inches couldn't fit into a girl, for one. And even that needs to be a well-prepared girl.

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>>6979852
Roughly 20 meters in length and 20-25cm radius. The hymen would be torn not from penile entry, but the force of the ejaculate alone. Rather like dolphins, if you think about it, since dolphins ejaculate with such force that their semen is propelled for about 4 meters and their penis expels this semen at six times the speed of a human's.

But that's neither here nor there, it's unbecoming to talk about dolphin dicks on a thread about maids. Dolphins are neither elegant nor pure.

[Anonymous No.]

this is a tough one
i'd go with short just to sneak a peek at their panties

[Anonymous No.]

This.

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>>6979428
I'm with this guy, where'd OP's pic come from? TinEye's got nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

seeing how it is a uniform, i would put all of them in long dress, no goddamn difference between them, as otherwise it would no longer be a fucking uniform you dipshits

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>>6979940
Try reading the rest of the thread, genius. The doujinshi's title is already posted

[Anonymous No.]

Long but with breast cut-outs. It's lewd, I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6979940
Comic Papipo