/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Otaku picture thread

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>>>/b/

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>otaku
>World of Warcraft

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Real otaku's play runescape.

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>>6971596
get thread saged
feel butthurt

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>>6971596
>hedoesntknowwhatsagemeans.txt
>laughingwhores.jpg

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>>6971596
lol

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>>6971601
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Has anyone ever seen the original picture to that advice dog?

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>>6971605
Damn right we do.

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>>6971629
Not that advice dog, The advice dog OP is posting.

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If you come from a board like /b/ of course you don't understand what sage means.
/b/ is like the tutorial of 4chan. So yeah... You've got a lot to learn newfag

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>>6971636
>respond to image macros
>feel important

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>>6971640
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>>6971619
I am morally superior to most normalfags.

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>>6971619
I never understood the British spelling. The greek suffix for child is ped-, pedo-, or sometimes even peda-, but never paedo.

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Memegenerator was the last phase of the cancer that killed /b/. I hope your happy OP, this is the shit that ruined you own board.

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>>6971644
Have you ever told a lie?

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>>6971640
Where did I reply to an image macro?
Replied to most /b/ / lolsorandumxD users in general.
If the hat fits you then that's not my fault.

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>>6971652
Not in the last few years, no.

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>>6971655
>implying you didn't respond to the OP who has only been speaking in image macros
>implying i'm OP

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>>6971594
Nope.
Your're are typical runescape player is 14-17 years old and uses /b/

Citation support:http://runewire.com/replies/156340

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MOAR

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>>6971676
Yes runescape is low-tier mmo. I image otaku play something where you can be a loli. I don't know what mmo panders to otaku though

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>>6971730
Pretty much every MMO Hotglue plays.

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>>6971671
>greentext
>implying
>>>/v/

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>>6971732
What/ who is hotglue? I see the spam threads but i'm not sure if they are relevant to anything i thought it was just random gibberish

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I went to /b/ earlier and saw 2 well received CP threads, as in, very few moralfags. Maybe /soc/ is pulling the cancer out after all.

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>>6971733
>implying i'm from /v/

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>>6971730
I would pay to play that.

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>>6971743
They are all the same shit.

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>>6971619
Moral superiority can only be held by people able to understand and question morality; not by those who follow it unquestionably. Such morality is hollow, like the love and respect of a woman over the age of 8.

>>6971646
Actually it's nom. παίς/gen. παιδός.

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>>6971756
>Such morality is hollow, like the love and respect of a woman over the age of 8.
Can we compromise and say "over the age of 12"?

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>>6971761
Those hormones people are eating are making things worse and worse. Eventually babies will have D cups.

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>>6971768
God damn McDonalds.

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>>6971732
Korean grinding MMOs with wannabe anime designs where you can't even be the little girl?

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>>6971740
I want to know what this 'hotglue' shit is too.

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Seriously WoW is just about the only MMORPG worth playing.

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I wouldn't picture /jp/ as a fat neckbeard guy, that'd be /v/ or something.
I'd picture /jp/ as a very skinny looking guy since he'd rather spend his money on his hobbies than food.
Maybe slightly effeminate too considering all those crossdressing threads.

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>>6971743
>implying i'm not from /jp/

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>>6971781
I propose this guy. Make it happen /b/.

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>>6971781
/jp/ is a little girl

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>>6971776
/jp/ guild for MMOs (or at least they discuss on /jp). I guess there is as much arguing there than on /jp/. (I wouln't know, I don't play MMOs often, at least not with /jp/.)

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fuckshit on melonpan

Starfish > Melonpan

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You are fucking stupid.
This is /jp/.

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>>6971790
That guy would be more of /a/

This lolicon would be ideal

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>>6971812
what the fuck am i looking at? a gay chinpanese prostitute?

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>>6971812
This is /jp/

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>>6971812
I don't think anyone in /jp/ except for idolfags want to be asian.

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>>6971822
Welcome to /jp.

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Polls have shown everyone on /jp/ is Mexican.

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>>6971790
Didn't that guy freak out and betray his love and destroy everything he owned?

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>>6971821
I know there are lots of soldiers here but don't give me the image that everyone is like that.

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>>6971833
You means Polish?
Remember /jp/ - just polish?
Or are they all gone?

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>>6971821
what's the framed poster?

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>>6971833
¡No puede ser!

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>>6971781
How is that different from you?
In what way are you superior?

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>>6971837
/jp/ soldiers

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/jp/

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>>6971773
Look, in this game you can be a little girl.

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>mfw i'm in the US marines, shave my legs and put on thigh-highs, and frequent /jp/

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I think we can all agree that this is /jp/ idealized.

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>>6971850
What do you mean ?

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Where did angry neckbeard start? I remember seeing him on /tg/ before this spam shit.

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>>6971792
There were some infighting issues recently, but what you see on /jp/ is mostly fake.
Hotglue is ultimately a lot more civil than /jp/, due to the lack of surface trolls, although the "you don't really have to be from /jp/" rule does invite some less than intelligent users.
Of course, this doesn't really matter whan playing MMOs, as the guild gets way more /jp/ users than Hotglue regulars, ensuring it stays neutral and free of circlejerking.

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>>6971861
So? What's your point?
Explain how are you better than /jp/?

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>>6971853
And he still manages to look like cool.

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>>6971861
No, we are all young maidens. That anon and his friend Elizabeth is a good example.

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>>6971861
Dirty south east asian Vietnamese trash! NEVER! >>>/a/

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>>6971869
Is that mugen?

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>>6971863
I want to see original picture

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>>6971866
What? How did I imply that I thought I was better than /jp/?

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>>6971880
Does it look like an onion smuggler?

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I was going to start an MMO thread in a few months for the SW:TOR launch, but thinking about it now, it wouldn't get any replies except unfriendly sages, it doesn't involve paedophilia in any way, and actually I don't think I'd like being in a guild with anyone of you, except maybe for the odd nice conversation about tea-drinking. No lolis either.

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>77 posts and 21 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

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>>6971888
If I could be a loli jedi, or even have a loli companion, I would be so happy.

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>>6971892
This. The only reason I play Fallout is because I can play as the little girl and have other loli companions. I love mods.

No other game interest me.

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>>6971902
No it isn't. I beta'd it. But "opinions", etc.

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>>6971888
TOR is going to be awful.

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>>6971892
Weren't all the younglings killed off? Or does this take place before then?

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>>6971898
Lucky you, I always crash to Windows when I try to use mods. So, I usually just admire the loli in Fallout 2. She's so cute, even if she has the same sprite as the all the other children.

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>>6971904
3500 years before the movies. If you ever played KOTOR it's about 300 years after Revan left for the outer rim to find the hidden evil after he killed Malak.

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For any WoW players you can play with Craggle on server destromath. I'll gladly help anyone from here with my resources.

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>>6971908
>Lucky you, I always crash to Windows when I try to use mods.
What? Which one? Use the one here. http://www.childrenofcyrodiil.com/cotw-downloads.html

Also, the nips made a mod of that mod that makes the lolis anatomically correct. It's somewhere on the forums, if you are so inclined.

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>>6971925
Navel Nightmare errywhere.

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>>6971927
>claim that sage is used to humble your own post because it isn't worth contributing to a thread
>use it to keep a thread you don't like from the top of page 0

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>>6971934
u mad? xD

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>>6971940
>completely miss the point
>derail the thread due to being mad

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>try to sage bomb a thread
>try to troll and get responses at the same time
>wonder why people keep bumping it

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>>6971944
>derail the thread
I don't think so tim

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>>6971946
>someone has a different opinion
>tell them they are from /a/

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>>6971952
>>>/a/

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>>6971948
>wait for 404
>start thread again

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>>6971952
>/a/
?

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>>6971915
It was that one, I think, and the loli clothes mod, and the companion mod that lets you make anyone your follower.

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>>6971956
>>6971955
Whenever someone is disagreed with on this board, the faggot manchild always links the poster to /a/. It's like an automatic response.

>hurrr u normal
>>>/a/

Etc.

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>>6971959
I know that the companion mod requires the script extender and will crash if you don't have it (I know from troubleshooting that for hours). Maybe that is the problem?

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>>6971960
because /a/ers act like the mentally challenged younger brother to /jp/. Also because we don't like outsiders/normalfags here so we tell them to go to the next closest thing to /jp/ but for normalfags.

Also okuu's ass, it has widespread appeal.

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>>6971968
Possibly. I didn't put that much effort into troubleshooting it. I remember I once tried to make a loli character in Oblivion and I got green hands or something stuipid, so I don't have much patience with 3D.

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>>6971979
OH SHI-

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>>6971960
>>6971952
Get rid of your greentext, shitty memegenerators threads that we've seen 100 times and wot is sage and this will stop happening to you! It's like magic!

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Because it's impossible to use sage without knowing it's purpose.

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>>6971982
You're right, dude. I don't belong here. I think most of you guys are pathetic. I do like some of you though, some of you can be really nice and polite and quiet crossdressing tea-drinkers who are bros and like touhou. I'm not from /a/ though, I don't go there much. I do think /a/ is better than /jp/ though, for several reasons.

/a/ can discuss anime but doesn't go autistic at off-topic stuff, it gets discussed. Here, though, instead of everything otaku-related being discussed, it's just one or two shitty threads normally.

I normally come here for touhou threads, the cute pictures and I find it fascinating to read some of the shit these people come out with and find normal, like shitting in buckets, etc. This board is quite easy to troll too, it seems.

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>>6972008
>This board is quite easy to troll too, it seems.
It seems the only one getting trolled is you.
Exhibit A: Asshurt wall of text.

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>>6972008
>thinks /a/ is good
Get outta 4chan.

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>>6972017
I wasn't trolled, and I'm not angry. Are you sure you're reading it properly? If your goal is to get me to reply then congratulations, but it's somewhat of a hollow victory since I have nothing to do right now except reply to people in this thread.

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>>6972008
>discuss anime but doesn't go autistic at off-topic stuff, it gets discussed.
Which is why it's shitty.
It's ok, I'm sure you are the retard who posts nofunallowed.jpg whenever you are told to go back to /a/ in your roll threads or your "which 2hu would you befriend"
Now please go to /a/ and make Touhou threads there, according to you, they should get discussed well over there and it's a better board for that!
And take your "epic trolling" with you, autism isn't welcome here.

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>>6972008
So? You are from /b/? /r9k/? /soc/? That's even worse.

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>>6972027
I never claimed it was good, it's just better than /jp/. If it was good I'd go there most often. I'm not the biggest anime fan, I'd rather discuss waifu in /jp/ than /a/. This is a slow board too, so I can take it easy here. I sacrifice the large shitty content for taking it easy, with the off chance of discussing something I find interesting.

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>>6972008
>This board is quite easy to troll too
Yeah, it's pretty bad now. Just look at this thread. I don't really know what happened.
In a normal day the thread would have turned into a Okuu thread or some baloney crap.

But now, look at the troll boulder rolling down the hill.
I don't know what else to say...

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>>6972029
It's not shitposting if you have nothing else to do right now

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>>6972029
>tries to troll 4chan.
>Pretends he aint mad.
>butthurt over /jp/

mfw

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>>6972029
> I'm not angry
Yes you are, you are just being passive.

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So I hired this security guard who instead of doing his job, he plays videogames all day.
I think he's a better security guard than one who does his job because I like videogames and we can play videogames together.

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b > r9k > k > sci > g > fit > jp > a > jp > v

With lots of visit to c, d, f, s and gif of course.

That's roughly the timeline of hanging out on boards. As you can see your stupid elitism is misplaced. The quality of those boards is irrelevant to my being here, so why are you so mad about it? Yukkuri.

So branding people /a/ or other bullshit is just retarded, as you can imagine.

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>>6972064
why is /jp/ twice there
>So branding people /a/ or other bullshit is just retarded
much like your posts

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>>6972045
>>6972051
I'm not angry, I was talking to the other guy, after he explained that he thought /a/ acted like a retarded brother toward /jp/. I couldn't be less angry right now, to be truthful to you.

Nipaa~

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>>6972008
What does that have anything to do with not having patience modding 3D graphics?

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>>6972064
>b > r9k > k > sci > g > fit > jp > a > jp > v
Are those the boards you visit?
If so that's fine, you're an informed scavenger but please, it's time to move on from /b/. That's where you learn your first steps of 4chan.

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>>6972072
Because I got tired of no content on /jp/ and went to /a/ and haven't been there for a while, and come on /jp/ instead because there are more interesting threads lately.

So you're angry? That isn't really my problem nano desu~ Nipaa~

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>>6972099
/jp/, too deep for you

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>>6972099
Adding stuff Rika says doesn't help you hide your buttmad.
Maybe you should add emoticons and reacting pictures, it will make people think you are not mad and pretending everyone else is mad. Nipaa~nanodesu kashira~ uguu

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>>6972095
No /b/ is babby's first board. I go there sometimes for a laugh. There are some nice porn threads occasionally, but nothing generally worth discussing. The porn is the only thing I come away with. Aside from that, no. I didn't ever go back to r9k from about 6 months before it was removed, it was so much cancer it drained me of care, it was so negative. I sometimes go to /k/ and /g/ and /sci/, for the troll threads and info. /fit/ was such a great board to frequent but the zyzz threads are more of a cancer than doubles to any other board, it made me leave.

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>>6972099
Thanks for the laugh but you are trying too hard.

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>>6972099
>>6972089
>Nipaa~
>Higurashi
That face. That cold blooded murder...
She died. She deserved it, that little. Bitch.

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>>6972117
>for the troll threads
Caring about "trolling" pretty much confirms your autism.
Let me guess, you are 16 years old and you are talking to your friends on msn about how you are "trolling these fags" and imagining everyone like a neckbeard punching walls with mad or something.

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>>6972121
The best part is I'm not trying at all.

>>6972109
Look, broseph I don't know how to tell you any other way how any less mad I can't be. Mii~ honestly nano desu, I'm not even mad. You seem to be more frustrated than I could ever hope to be.

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>>6972129
Yes, get mad! If you don't, this thread shall be no more!

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Holy shit /jp/ why is this thread still up here I thought you knew better than this.

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>>6972137
I know... Read here:
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>>6972137
>/jp/
>I thought you knew better than this.
found your problem.

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>>6972127
Are you pretending to be mad so I can laugh at you? Or do my words actually work you up?

Trolling = funny. You can't not look at the coolface and not smile. Well if you don't smile or laugh then you are confirmed for buttranged manchild.

Besides, people like you seem to classify anything remotely entertaining, interesting or funny as "trolling" so that's why people post "no fun allowed" in shit threads.

Keep guessing my age. Try to guess what I look like too.

My captcha is quite funny: full-time orturd

Funny = troll.

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>>6972137
>I thought you knew better than this.
>/jp/
That's what you get for having expectations.

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>>6972137
>>6972137
/jp/ has been especially bad tonight. I even helped some guy in the learning Japanese thread, it's felt so wrong.

Brb, going to hang out with my girlfriend :3

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>>6972155
>posting on 4chan when you have a girlfriend
>only leaving 4chan when it's especially bad

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>>6972126
That is
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vQDVUOcJGsNwC6I5b

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>>6972146
Trolling is fucking stupid.
You don't know if people are mad at all, you can only imagine them being mad.
I mean, I love pranks, they are funny and all but "trolling" doesn't work at all since it's on the internet which is full of people who draw themselves as some sort of internet badass immunte to trolling who says "at least i'm not a moron who gets mad at stuff like everyone else in this forum XD" or "at least I'm not a weeaboo neckbeard like everyone else here XD".
Thing is, everyone, literally EVERYONE else thinks that way.
It's like playing a multiplayer game with everyone using godmode cheats or something similar, nobody will win or lose.

Also retarded =! funny, which is what you won't get since you browse /b/, which consists on "retarded" humor and the same forced memes from the past four years.

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>>6972155
>:3
I don't understand why when most people talk about their "life" on the internet the always use the emoticon ":3"
Do they expect to be less flamed or something? So they don't get their own feelings hurt?
Took a stroll to /soc/ the other day and it's :3'dom everywhere, holy shit.

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>>6972160
That...that was the joke.
The joke was that /jp/ is so off tonight that...
You know what? Fuck it. Here's a picture of Adolf Hitler for your trobles.

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See this is something else I don't like about /jp/.

Technically this discussion isn't /jp/ related, but since everyone here is using /jp/ why can't we occasionally have a non-sage fest thread like this where we discuss other boards and things that aren't VNs, dolls or doujin. Being angry about OT stuff seems to be an autistic trait though, so that may be why.

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>>6972183
Lol'd hard.

Also, why doesn't he have a dick? His crotch is flat.

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>>6972190

>non-sage fest.

Go back to /a/ retard.

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>>6972190
>Being angry about OT stuff seems to be an autistic trait though,
you must be hella angry about off topic stuff all the time then

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>>6972175
that's a nice boku, but I prefer desu, desu~

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Now this is a story all about how
My doubles got flipped
Turned upside down

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>>6972190
Because /jp/ most of the times is a slow-paced board and there's no point bumping the thread to the first position every time.
It became a habit for most users, so don't take it as an insult.

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>>6972196
He doesn't have a dick because he fucks women with his 13 inch sanbaiman

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>>6972199
Confirmed for /a/ redirecting.

>>6972200
I'm not autistic.

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>>6972204
Hey don't interpret it the wrong way, I wasn't talking about that specific poster (>>6972155) but in a general way idk

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>>6972190
170 replies, 70 sages. 41% of people sage. Not a sage fest yet.

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>>6972215
yo busta so autistic CWC gives you swirlies after beating you at pokemon cards

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>>6972215
I don't know. With things like

>Confirmed for /a/ redirecting.

you aren't helping yourself.

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>>6972190

When like >90% of all off-topic threads are trolls or normalfags being worthless wastes of our time, it's pretty damn easy to lump up all off topic discussions as worthless here.

However, during slow days there isn't a lot to talk about here and so people sometimes are willing to branch out if they feel they are having an honest discussion that they normally wouldn't expect to find on 4chan. If that happens it happens, but coming here and explicitly starting off-topic discussions (even for this more benign purpose of friendly casual chat with each other) still shouldn't be allowed imo simply because that encourages outsiders to also be more emboldened to start threads such as this, when they can cite many other off-topic threads around here that seem to be going fine. Being complete outsiders, and usually coming across as obtuse and stupid because they don't grade their own quality of posts (which is the de facto standard for the rest of 4chan), even if they are meaning well they will usually say shit that's offensive (or just offensively ignorant), and hence trigger the troll alerts in our heads.

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>>6972224
Tripcunt filtered.

Everythingwentbetterthanexpected

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Hey Suigin make a new timeline image.

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>>6972226
59% of the thread is me, so don't read too much into those statistics.

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>>>/b/

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>>6972230
Virgin nerd, homo gaylord
you so autistic kog beats you at halo reach

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>>>/y/

>>>/m/

>>>/c/

>>>/a/

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>>6972245

with your help, this thread will be bumped until it reaches autosage.

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>>6972245
We are not discussing that anymore mate.
Also:
>>6971927

[Aeris Suzumiya !tk4jR/upKk No.]

you so autistic holic steals yo lunch money after beating you at minecraft and then locks you inside your locker

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>>6972252

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>178 posts and 54 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
Great thread, guys.

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>>6972267
better than anything you post

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>>6972267
Why are you so fat?

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人∴∵Y　　　　　　　　　
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＿
今∴山●∵ﾐひど(･)tanasinnっ●∵す
(･)∵∴∵∵されく●ぁwせｄじこｌｐ；：「たり∵(･)∴●∵わ∵くぁ●wた

り
け(･)∵どtanasinn(･)∵∴∵●わヽ!∵∴∵ﾐ●ﾘﾉ!/ﾘま(･)ん、
∴人<・>女､●ぃの∵(･)∴∵(･)で●す、∵∴(･)∵∵/ﾘ●らがtanasin
nｆｔｇｙふじで●｡
でも●そ∵∴な(･)人メ●　∵∴tanasinnが定(･(･))しす
∵の名∵(･)これ●か | '`-イ∴(･)のイ●け<・>て●くメ∵(･)∵くぁ(･)wせ●ｄｒｆｔｇｙふじ

●こｌｐ；：「
でイ∵(･)●が変(･)どtanasinn∵(･)∴なこ　∵∴(･)
●の∴∵底<・>ｄi●i;|;_ﾞιｆ的∵●ぬ(･)tanasinn∵
こ∵まtanasinnばく(･)ぁw；：「い●∵∴(･)∵∵たてtanasinnし●(･)/ﾘらす
∵●∵(･)∴助●け●∵て∵(･)∵●し●∵
世∵のtanasinnの∵(･)∴れtanasinn<・>ら●を(･)tanasinnし∵∴●い∴(･)

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>6972273
That's rich, coming from the king of copypasta.

[Anonymous No.]

suiging

[Anonymous No.]

>op

[Anonymous No.]

　  _, ._ 　　　　/￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　 （　・ ω・）　　　  <I'll teach this tripcunt.
＿(__つ/￣￣￣/  ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　 ＼/ 　☆　/

[Anonymous No.]

>>6972245
I'm not sure that I understand why you are linking to those boards. Are you claiming that shitposters are from /y/,/m/, or /c/? Are you telling people to go to those boards? Are you saying that these threads are typical on those boards?

[Anonymous No.]

tanasinn is very important to me. I am a big advocate of the feeling and feeling. I have studied tanasinn for about 6-7 years and am a proud member of the tanasinn-nnisanat Society of tanasinnvania. During my college program semester at tanasinn World, I passed the tanasinn Company's language assessment test, and received a language pin under my tanasinn to indicate that I was responsible and could assist tanasinn guests should they have any inquiries. I study hard every day in order to gain some insight on the lananguage and culture. I have dreams to become either a tanasinn language interpreter for business conferences (the person with headphones and microphone that sits in the little glass booth and simultaneously translates what the person is saying), 今∴山●∵ﾐひど(･)tanasinnっ●∵す
(･)∵∴∵∵されく●ぁwせｄじこｌｐ；：「たり∵(･)∴●∵わ∵くぁ●wた

り
け(･)∵どtanasinn(･)∵∴∵●わヽ!∵∴∵ﾐ●ﾘﾉ!/ﾘま(･)ん、
∴人<・>女､●ぃの∵(･)∴∵(･)で●す、∵∴(･)∵∵/ﾘ●らがtanasin
nｆｔｇｙふじで●｡
でも●そ∵∴な(･)人メ●　∵∴tanasinnが定(･(･))しす
∵の名∵(･)これ●か | '`-イ∴(･)のイ●け<・>て●くメ∵(･)∵くぁ(･)wせ●ｄｒｆｔｇｙふじ

●こｌｐ；：「
でイ∵(･)●が変(･)どtanasinn∵(･)∴なこ　∵∴(･)
●の∴∵底<・>ｄi●i;|;_ﾞιｆ的∵●ぬ(･)tanasinn∵
こ∵まtanasinnばく(･)ぁw；：「い●∵∴(･)∵∵たてtanasinnし●(･)/ﾘらす
∵●∵(･)∴助●け●∵て∵(･)∵●し●∵
世∵のtanasinnの∵(･)∴れtanasinn<・>ら●を(･)tanasinnし∵∴●い∴(･)

[Anonymous No.]

>>6972275
　　　　　　 　　　　　　∧＿∧　　　　　SJIS spam does not help.
　　　　　 ∧＿∧ 　　　（ಠ益ಠ 　）　∠　sage.
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[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6972287
It's fun to stay, at the

    ∧∧ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣
   ( ﾟДﾟ) /y/ /m/ /c/ /a/
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[Anonymous No.]

let me drop my trip again, see you all next month

[Anonymous No.]

We were talking about this with a friend earlier: WHY ARE HUMAN GIRLS SO ANGRY AT YOUKAI?

and we came up with this answer: they're jealous!

Let's see why:

* 1) They have awesome resistance to physical damage
* 2) They are more fit, they can outfly any human female anytime
* 3) They got waaaay stronger danmaku
* 4) They know how to treat a man better
* 5) They can take care of themselves. humans have forgot how to live without a society
* 6) They got specialities. They can gap, read minds, create universes, nuke things, you name it!
* 7) A youkai male wouldn't date a human girl. On the other hand, human men would drop their human girlfriend anytime for a youkai girl if given the chance
* 8) They're simply cooler. Admit it, maybe it wasn't the case some 2000 years ago, but nowadays being with a human gf sucks whereas being with a youkai gf is cool as hell
* 9) They got a sense of what family is about
* 10) They are amaaazing in bed

I could be going on and on and on but you get the point by now

We know we are not going back

[Anonymous No.]

WHATA FUCK MAN XDDDDDDDDD

I JUST LITERALLY

PEED
MY
PANTS

JUST A LITTE THOUGH

I MEAN ITS A LITTLE SPOT NOT LIKE IT RUINED MY CHAIR R NYTHING LOL BUT FOR REAL EPIC LULZ *HIGH FIVES* XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>6972296
Don't come back please.

[Anonymous No.]

Yuyuko Saigyouji waited. The cherry petal above her blinked and sparked out of the air. There were foods in Hakugyokurou. She didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. Her warnings to Yuumu Komfaku were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Yuyuko was a ghost princess for over a thousand years. When she was young she watched the cherry blossoms and she said to dad "I want to revive the person buried under the Ayakashi daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE TURNED INTO FOODS"
There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the netherworld of Hakugyokurou she knew there were foods.
"This is Yuumu" the floating spirit crackered. "You must eat the foods!"
So Yuyuko gotted her buttrefly wings and blew up the wall.
"SHE GOING TO EAT US" said the foods
"I will shoot at her" said the mystia and she fired the danmaku bullets. Yuyuko butterflied at her and tried to eat her up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must eat the foods" she shouted
The spirit said "No, Yuyuko. You are the foods"
And then Reimu was still a zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6972245
If this how other boards see /jp/, good job /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6972299
This thread is hilarious.
7 posts hidden ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6972294
Damn, how did I not get that.

[Anonymous No.]

If you don't like a thread,

STOP FUCKING SPAMING BUTTHURT IN IT. YOU WILL ONLY MAKE THE FAGGOT KEEP BUMPING IT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6972296
See you around. No matter what anyone else says, I'll still be waiting.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the best, there ever was
To beat all the rest, yeah that's my cause!

Radiatore, Pipe, Barbina, Manti
Quadrefiore, Rigate, Fiori, Pici
Stelle, Orzo, Pearl Pasta, Ditali
Pastina, Mezzelune, Fregula, Ravioli!

Cook'em, Cook'em, gotta' cook'em all!
Gotta cook'em all!
Pasta!

I'll search across the land, look far and wide
Release from my hand, the power that's inside!

[Anonymous No.]

Maya stelae are monuments that were fashioned by the Maya civilization of ancient Mesoamerica. They consisted of tall sculpted stone shafts and were often associated with low circular stones referred to as altars, although their actual function is uncertain. Many stelae were sculpted in low relief, although plain monuments are found throughout the Maya region. Stelae became closely associated with the concept of divine kingship and declined at the same time as this institution. The production of stelae by the Maya had its origin around 400 BC and continued through to the end of the Classic Period, around 900 AD, although some monuments were reused in the Postclassic (c. 900–1521 AD). The major city of Calakmul in Mexico raised the greatest number of stelae known from any Maya city, numbering at least 166, although they are very poorly preserved.

[Anonymous No.]

Freezing needs to get in here and dump his gay porn folder.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>6972296
And nothing of value was lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6972316
/jp/ - butthurt copy pasta forced autosage

[Anonymous No.]

Start with a cage containing five monkey. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, one of the monkeys will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, all of the monkeys are sprayed with cold water.

After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result, then, all of the monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, none of the monkeys will try to climb the stairs. Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, and then a fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked. Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs, or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.

After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not?

Because Otaku Culture.

[Anonymous No.]

Most homosexual anime of the year 2010.

Legend of Legendary Homosexuals.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>6972317
Why is Rika hugging Sephiroth? Mii~

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

There are four engineers travelling in a car -- a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a computer scientist. The car breaks down.

"Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We'll have to strip
down the engine before we can get the car working again", says the mechanical engineer.

"Well", says the chemical engineer, "it sounded to me as if the fuel might be contaminated. I think we should clear out the fuel system."

"I thought it might be an grounding problem", says the electrical engineer, "or maybe a faulty plug lead."

They all turn to the computer scientist, who up to then had reading his first edition SICP, and asked "Well, what do you think?"

"..."

"Ahem, Dr. Sussman?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>6972311
Since the what? last 3 months, suigin-sama didn't learn anything and will continue to fight his hardest! Ganbatte suigin-sama! One day you'll see clearly!

[Anonymous No.]

bump to ruin the sage bomb
(not that the thread left the front page anyway)

[Anonymous No.]

Sion being raped by Jones-sama.

[Anonymous !DawsonuKb. No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>207 posts and 58 image replies omitted

[Anonymous No.]

So there I was in Little Ceasars getting some crazy bread and cheese sauce, when I look over at my girlfriend who's sitting down, apparently unphased by how much her shirt is hanging down and how much her titties are showing.

"Jesus christ, cover your tits up."
"I can do what I want."

Upon hearing this, the giant negra in line next to me turns to face me, makes eye contact, turns to look my girlfriend in the face, lowers her gaze to her tits, looks back at her face, looks towards me, I smile and nod, and he goes back to ordering.

She got offended I didn't do anything but hey, fuck that. I'll share.

[Anonymous !Bawson.MPY No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6972306

Nobody gives a shit Suigin, some weeks ago you just ran away after some anons started pointing out that you are a retarded shitposter, don't ac like you dissapeared because /jp/ got shitty and you are too good for /jp/.

Fuck off and never comeback.

[Anonymous No.]

Rule 34 on Rika and Sephiroth?

[Anonymous No.]

Dinosaurs are one of the coolest things from my childhood, and I remember all the dinos-- MOTHERFUCKING DINOSAURS, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I FEEL ABOUT THEM? MOTHERFUCKER, I WANT A CUTE LITTLE VELOCIRAPTOR AS A PET, TO CUDDLE UP WITH HIS FEATHERS AND EVERYTHING. I DON'T MEAN A JURASSIC PARK VELOCIRAPTOR EITHER, THAT'S A DIENONYCHUS, I'M TALKING ABOUT A REAL VELOCIRAPTOR. ABOUT THE SIZE OF A CAT, AND IT'S A PACK ANIMAL, SO IT WOULD BE LIKE HAVING A TWO LEGGED DOG COVERED IN FEATHERS. I'D TOTALLY NAME HIM SOMETHING AWESOME, LIKE NATHANIEL OR SOMETHING, AND I'D CARRY HIM AROUND WITH ME, AND MAYBE TEACH HIM TO STAND ON MY SHOULDER, AND ALL THE GIRLS WOULD BE ALL OVER IT, THEY'D BE "OH, ENGARDE, THAT'S A CUTE LITTLE RAPTOR YOU'VE GOT THERE, CAN I PET HIM?" AND I'D BE LIKE, "WELL, SURE YOU CAN, NATHANIEL LIKES BEAUTIFUL WOMEN." AND THEN SHE'D BE ALL BLUSHY, AND WE'D START A MEANINGFUL CONVERSATION ABOUT RAPTORS, BECAUSE WOMEN LOVE DINOSAURS.
I'D HAVE NATHANIEL SIT ON MY DESK AND KEEP ME COMPANY ALL DAY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6972337
He's busy dialing a tow-truck, because none of them have the tools or experience necessary to fix whatever the problem is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6972341
Suigin probably made 50% of the posts in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Well I was spending xmas all alone, feeling very depressed, not even a single phone call from my family. I looked through the window and basically all the lights were out in the other apartments. My neighbours were all speindg xmas somewhere else, having a good time. Then I decided to go for a walk. It was late night. The streets were mostly empty. As I walked by an alley I saw the image of Santa. Well it was a middle aged man dressed as Santa. And he was very drunk, I could tell because of the stumbling steps. He turned to one of the walls, and pulled his dick out to piss. I knew this was my opportunity. I walked to him, and got on my knees just before he started. In a few seconds I was able to feel that hot piss dripping, flowing... He was holding it for ages because when he finished I was soaking wet. When it was over, I kissed the tip of his PENIS, stood up and hugged him. He said: Merry Christmas, sonny...

[Anonymous No.]

It's time for a checkup, Sion~!

[Anonymous !Bawson.MPY No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Whenever I see sage spam, I just have to age it.

BUMP

[Anonymous No.]

I hit my waifu today, /jp/.

We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the years.

This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.

Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.

We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. I washed off my hand, browsed /jp/ for a bit, and took a dump. While I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go to the cops or anything.

I'm not too sure what to do next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6972363
I've made quite a few. I wouldn't say 50% is accurate. I've probably made about 10-20% of the posts.

[Anonymous !Bawson.MPY No.]

1. Never die with bombs left.
2. Stay unfocused as much as possible during the stage.
3. Stay focused as much as possible during bosses.
4. Do not move unless you have to.
5. If you have to move, only nudge left or right a small bit.
6. If the card requires you to move more than a small nudge, you should probably be unfocused.
7. Never use continues. Earn the glory of making it to the later stages and being able to 1CC.
8. Never play easy mode.
9. Do not start with IN; try starting with MS or EoSD.
10. Watch replays to figure out how to do cards correctly.
11. Don't use Reimu A (expect IN), as she does too little damage on bosses, where it matters; in IN, she's overpowered with Yukari at her side.
12. Use whatever device you're better used to; people would say that one is better than the other, but in the end it makes no difference.
13. Yes, you're going to have to memorize this shit.
14. Yes, once you master one or two games, memorization will be less of a factor.
15. No, rule 14 does not apply to extra stages. They're always 100% memorization.
16. Staying underneath a boss to burn them down is important. make use of the boss indicator.
17. Rushing up above the PoC on boss fights is not always worth it. Learn which cards give you time to do it, and don't risk it if you don't know if you'll make it or not.
18. Don't use slow mode, you dumb faggot.
19. Learn where the hitbox is on each type of bullet, as well as your character. They stay pretty consistent throughout the games.
20. NEVER DIE WITH BOMBS LEFT.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't ignore me Suigin.
>>6972233

[Anonymous No.]

The last probably 100+ posts in this thread have been a copipe lord shitting on the thread and the OP samefagging desperately trying to not look owned (even though he is owned). Nothing to see here, move along.

[Anonymous !Bawson.MPY No.]

Lester Bowles "Mike" Pearson, PC, OM, CC, OBE (23 April 1897 – 27 December 1972) was a Canadian professor, historian, civil servant, statesman, diplomat, and politician, who won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1957 for organizing the United Nations Emergency Force to resolve the Suez Canal Crisis. He was the 14th Prime Minister of Canada from 22 April 1963, until 20 April 1968, as the head of two back-to-back minority governments following elections in 1963 and 1965.

[Anonymous No.]

So she goes down on me. She was always average at best in the head department but at least she tried. She pops my cock out of her mouth long enough to look up at me and say "tell me if you like this". Then I feel it.

She stuck her finger up my ass.

My brain hits the panic switch and every muscle in my entire body locks up tighter than a three year old virgin. But its too late.

I take a massive, PAINFUL, PAINFUL shit, all over her parents comforter.

No, you aren't understanding. I mean large. Huge. IMMENSE. Take your largest shit and multiple it by forty-two and you'll have an idea of what flew out of me.

And gents, when I say flew, I don't mean "I pooped." I mean "projectile". I mean "hurricane force winds hitting an umbrella stand". And due to my condition, it comes out as a large, dark brown, smelly harpoon.

I know it hit her. I didn't see it. She ran screaming "OH MY GOD OHMYGODOHMYGODEEEEEWWWWWWWW" but I always imagined that, due to her position, it hit her right in the chin. Or at least the tits.

[Anonymous !Bawson.MPY No.]

ITT: Katawa Shoujo Devs pretending to be anon posting shitty threads like this accompanied by Katawa Shoujo pics to attentionwhore about their shitty Japanese wannabe game.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

So, how about those new janitors and mods, moot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6972377
I think OP left some time ago, I've taken over the thread it seems, unless OP joined in the random posting.

[Anonymous No.]

We don't need no indirection
We don't need no flow control
No data typing or declarations
Hey! did you leave the lists alone?
Chorus:
Oh No. It's just a pure LISP function call.

We don't need no compilation
We don't need no load control
No link edit for external bindings
Hey! did you leave that source alone?
(Chorus)

We don't need no side-effecting
We don't need no flow control
No global variables for execution
Hey! did you leave the args alone?
(Chorus)

We don't need no allocation
We don't need no special-nodes
No dark bit-flipping for debugging
Hey! did you leave those bits alone?
(Chorus)
-- "Another Glitch in the Call", a la Pink Floyd

[Anonymous No.]

I had a strange dream the other day. I was riding the bus when all of a sudden this huge black snake head with retarded-looking eyes pops through the window and screams loudly "HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?" The bus had just stopped beside the library, and I ran inside as quickly as possible; the snake head was now chasing me around as I frantically searched for the legendary book among the shelves. I spotted the distinctive blue cover and ran toward it, the huge head inches from my ass. With great force I pulled the book from the shelf and instinctively directed it at the black head which by now was dripping with saliva at the mouth. It disappeared as it made contact with the book, disintegrating into a flurry of glowing parentheses.

I just sat there dazed for a few seconds, watching the feathery parehtneses slowly become smaller and fade away into nothingness. Slowly, I stood up, still clutching the purple book. I wondered about what I should do with it, then decided to put it back on the shelf. After doing so, I walked back out to the exit and boarded a bus, for where I did not know. The bus driver looked strangely familiar as I dropped the coins into the farebox;

"HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?" he suddenly yelled at me. Oh fuck, I thought to myself. Now I knew why he looked so familiar: He was The Sussman!

[Anonymous !Bawson.MPY No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>6972382
There were 12 pages last night, so I think we do have a new janitor.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd just like to tell you something I learned in my health class today. All you tea drinkers out there, who think they are getting great health benefits are idiots. You are drinking leaves, how is that healthy? Your just drinking chlorophyll!

90% of the people who drink tea on this site are just fucking WEEABOOS. You drink tea just because the JAPS do it. Well, the JAPS have you conned. The other 10% are just britfags, and you are excused, because you are naturally fucking morons. Tea is just a LEAF! Japs aren't smart. You see how shitty their Yen is? You think that someone, who can't even keep a good economy, has the intelligence to know how good tea is? Bullshit.

Enjoy your diluted organic particles and chlorophyll, you've all been conned by the crafty, yet idiot NIPS.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

HEY KISAMAS,

WATASHI NO NAMAE WA ANANIMASU OFFU KAKUSU TO WATASHI WA KIRAI EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ANATA. ALL OF ANATA ARE FAT, BAKA BAKA NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUING AT BAKA PICTURES. ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI. HONTO NI, HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO? I MEAN, WATASHI GUESS IT担 TANOSHI MAKING FUN OF HITOS BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN UNKAWAIINESS, BUT MINNA TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. KORE WA WORSE THAN ONANI-ING TO PICTURES ON HESUBUUKU.

SHIRANAI HITO JA NAI DESHO? JUST HIT WATASHI AND BE SURE TO GANBARIMASU. WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO. WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN, TO WATASHI WAS HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM. DONNA SUPOTSU DO ANATA ASANBOU, OTHER THAN 徹NANI TO NAKED DRAWN NIPPONJIN・ WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A担, TO WATASHI HAS A BANGING KAWAII SHOJO (KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.) ANATA WA ALL KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU FOR LISTENING.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6972399
If we do, he isn't doing a fantastic job of clearing shit like this from the boards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6972412
>implying he isn't shitposting like everyone else
>implying this thread isn't chemo

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>6972399
Pretty sure there was supposed to be an announcement when they were instated. The fact that this abortion of a thread is still here, along with some other gems that stayed up for quite a while today is telling.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ is where the true oldfags and the highest of powerlevels reside. Most people on /jp/ have seen more anime series than 10+ average f/a/ggots combined. In addition a lot of people on /jp/ can watch anime without waiting for subs like you fucking faggot babbys. Generally, /a/ looks to each other for approval of things, while /jp/ looks inward at itself instead of relies on a hivemind mentality. Also /a/ has no OC besides shitty image macro memes that get old within a week; /jp/ translates VNs, games and has doujin translation teams that regularly post there. People at /jp/ know your own boards' subject far, far better than you do, fucking dream on if you think you have any kind of superiority in any way whatsoever.

We sneer at you fucking newfags/normalfags, your shonenshit Big 3 threads, quasi-/v/ mentality and everything else that makes /a/ suck fucking balls. /jp/ is a better board than /a/ could ever dream to be because most of you f/a/ggots are, in our eyes, eternal newfags, aka there is nothing you could ever say or do to bring yourself up to our level, because you aren't true oldfags. You're G/a/ia, you're ANN and MAL trash now. Stay away, we don't want you in /jp/, not now, not ever. Go on and continue existing in your own world of shit thinking that it's any good, while the master race quietly resides separated from you mongoloids.

[Anonymous No.]

Anonymous does not really believe that 3D is Pig Disgusting. Rather, Anonymous is

the perfect tsundere. He has been jaded by painful experiences in the past, and

feigns indifference or disgust to protect himself from being hurt again. But peel

away the tsuntsun mask, and you'll see that there is a vulnerable deredere core

yearning to see the light of the day and receive acknowledgment and acceptance

from others.

Indeed, every time Anonymous sees a girl that is even slightly interesting, in his

own mind he has probably already planned their wedding and named their children

before his tsun side catches up to him a few seconds later and rationalizes a

hundred reasons why he shouldn't talk to her. For reasons of pride or shame or

somewhere in between, he has to reject her before she ever has the opportunity to

do so to him. That way he doesn't have to risk being hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

this thread oh desire~

[Anonymous No.]

No.

My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6971584
>Don't like a thread?
>post 200 messages so it hits bump limit
>YFW they start another thread
>wat do
if they don't start one, I kinda feel starting one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6972450
Because you are a shit-poster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6972450
I mentioned that like 100 posts ago. You should, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

Imperishable Night sucks a fucking cock.
This game is shit, plain and simple.

Oh, let's all beat the fourth stage boss and go to "Eientei"! Too bad Eientei isn't fucking fun, like the rest of this game. The entire thing is designed to anger and frustrate you. Oh, you get to play as a team! Wow, pardon me while I make the universal motion for a handjob. Playing as a team fucking sucked. What did it do, exactly? It let you SHOOT FAIRIES, something you were able to do the entire fucking game. Oh, also you looked gay.

There are some interesting shot types in the game, such as Marisa, Sakuya, and Youmu. But guess what? You can use them on like 2 levels total, and if you later on you unfocus and get hit ONCE, you never use them AGAIN since you are afraid of dying again. Wow, that's fun! I love games that demand I play perfectly or have no fun, because I'm a fucking jap who strives for absolute perfection in gaming otherwise I kill myself.

Imperishable Night may have been interesting or fun at one time, but the game is a worthless piece of shit in today's day and age. It's horribly flawed and full of punch-in-the-dick moments, much more so than it has moments that are just fun to play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6972450
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6972455
I didn't mention anything 100 posts ago.

>>6972452
Yeah, and so are you. What high quality posts and contributions do you bring to /jp/? 10/10 faggots who whine about shit posting are garbage themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

Captain: Our king is the god of war. He always stands on the frontline and does not know defeat.
Soldier 1: She, Sir.
Captain: What was that?
Soldier 1: Our king is a woman, sir.
Soldier 2: And quite a looker at that.
Captain: He always stands on the frontline and does not know defeat! No one can stand in the way of-
Soldier 1: Forgive me for speaking out of turn, Captain, but that?'s definitely a woman.
Soldier 3: Though it might be a man with coconuts in his armor.
Soldier 2: Are you trying to say that our king carries fruits in her chest?
Captain: His chest! Look! Our king?'s dauntless figure has not changed since he-
Soldier 1: She, Sir.
Captain: QUIET! Our king has not changed since he pulled out the sword of selection! The king does not age, and he certainly does not walk around with coconuts pressed to his chest!
Soldier 3: So our king is a woman.
Soldier 2: And quite a looker at that!
Soldier 1: I'm so glad that I?'m not the only one here that can see the blooming obvious!
Captain: Stop speaking of our king as if he were some common two-pence tramp! He, and I do mean he, is the incarnation of a dragon! He will lead us to victory against-
Soldier 1: She, Sir!
Captain: I've had enough out of you!
Soldier 1: With all due respect, Captain, you're a bloody loony! I am loyal to the king, but the king is a woman!
Soldier 2: And quite a looker at that!
Soldier 3: I wouldn't mind having a quickie with her, if you know what I mean!
Captain: ENOUGH! Our king is the blooming god of war! He does not walk around with coconuts in his chest, he is not quite a looker, and there will be no having quickies with our king!
Saber: Is there a problem, Captain?
Captain: Your majesty, I-
Soldier 1: Your majesty, you're a woman, right?
Saber: Gender is meaningless. I am the wielder of Excalibur and the King of Britain.
Soldier 3: She's a hermaphrodite?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh boy, I love this thread. Don't stop now please, continue!

[Anonymous No.]

>still no aikido