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6970177 No.6970177[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

hey /jp/
so i have this (hot, female) friend who is very tomboyish and ridiculously open about letting rip her (often loud, almost always eggy plug-your-nose type and lingering) farts and belches around me.
unfortunately, this is kinda my fetish (yeah, i know), and every guff she releases is an unbearable tease. is there any way to put the idea into her head that it would be funny/worthwhile to restrain me and sadistically let rip on my face/head/nose?
pic related, it's hfw she stinks the place up.

>> No.6970190

>>>/d/
make sure you post images along with your question when you get there.

>> No.6970191
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6970191

mfw she is your daughter

>> No.6970202

>>6970190
do they approve of 3D ? never seen it there.
>>6970191
sorry, no

>> No.6970210

yea okay first she farts, then you say oh now im gonna fort on you and so you fart on her face then she will want to get back at you so she will try to fart on your face. if she doesnt then say "oh no know you are going to fart on my face? oh no". also remember to atleast make it look like you are making somekind of struggle dont just lay there like oh no dont fart on my face.

>> No.6970211

>>6970202
I wouldn't know because this is /jp/.

>> No.6970217

>>6970210
that was hard to read...
i quite like this idea. it'd be a bit out of character for me and i'm hardly ever windy, but i reckon if i pulled it off with aplomb it may work. thanks, anon.
also, don't worry that she'll think i like it; i'll make sure to make her think she's inflicting some horrible hilarious torture. it'll be tricky to convincingly have a little girl like her hold me down convincingly, but i'm sure i can pull it off.

if i'm good enough i may even get a repeat performance...
>>6970211
alright already then

>> No.6970226

Lay off the parentheses. Seriously.
I saw the redirect link to /d/, and
>letting rip her

And the images were not pretty.

>> No.6970235

>>6970226
you're right about the parentheses. what do you mean by
>I saw the redirect link to /d/, and
>letting rip her

>And the images were not pretty.
??
tried for ages to parse it but couldn't.

>> No.6970239 [DELETED] 

>>>3391108

>> No.6970241

>>6970177
I don't believe you have a female friend. Enjoy your gastro-intestinal condition.

>> No.6970248

>>>/d/3391108

>> No.6970251

>>6970241
why would i have any problems getting me to fart in my own face? that made no sense.

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