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Anonymous Mon May 26 20:12:03 2008 No.696338 [Reply] [Original]

Smaug ja nai. Watashi wa Neltharion.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:12:25 2008 No.696344 >>696338 kill yourself desu~

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:12:26 2008 No.696345 Agreed

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:13:04 2008 No.696352 i want flandre to say boku

>>	➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ Mon May 26 20:13:21 2008 No.696354 おk

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:13:57 2008 No.696350 Sage for WoW

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:14:35 2008 No.696360 File: 484 KB, 1387x1012, 1211832875348.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Glaurung demands a explanation for this faggotry

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:14:36 2008 No.696359 FLANDRE IS NOT A DRAGON SO YEAH

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:15:04 2008 No.696363 File: 16 KB, 298x249, 1211832904297.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Smaug?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:15:22 2008 No.696366 File: 31 KB, 723x261, 1211832922482.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>696338

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:17:33 2008 No.696384 >>696360 Good Glaurung, you look kind Túrin'd

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:18:36 2008 No.696390 File: 274 KB, 724x262, 1211833116984.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>696366

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:19:41 2008 No.696398 >>696384 And yet before his death he managed to get the woman to kill herself Not a bad feat for one dragon if you sum it all up

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:19:51 2008 No.696399 File: 45 KB, 581x812, 1211833191922.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /jp/ - J. R. R. Tolkien

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:21:46 2008 No.696408 Turin's story looks like something out of the Old Testament: incest, a fuckton of names, devil temptations, death, death, death.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:21:52 2008 No.696413 File: 74 KB, 567x452, 1211833312381.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>696399 /jp/ + Tolkien You sure you want that?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:22:04 2008 No.696416 File: 45 KB, 323x500, 1211833324972.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HAI GUISE WHATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:22:07 2008 No.696420 >>696413 Elves with silly hats?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:24:20 2008 No.696440 File: 90 KB, 660x492, 1211833460157.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>696398 Consider Glaurung was the first and most powerful of the Urulóki, and Túrin was but a man with a sword, and emo to top it off. Beren was much more GAR.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:25:07 2008 No.696449 Gilgalad was an elvish king Of him the harpers sadly sing

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:26:04 2008 No.696459 >>696440 Huan was manlier.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:26:49 2008 No.696457 君の日本語はすごい。明日、君を死ぬ。

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:27:07 2008 No.696467 File: 122 KB, 837x540, 1211833627409.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCK YEAH, SPIDER LOLI!

>>	YAF !nmVOHsTRd. Mon May 26 20:27:22 2008 No.696473 >>696338 You know 99% of people here didn't get it?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:27:26 2008 No.696475 >>696457 Too bad yours isn't.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:28:02 2008 No.696478 >>696459 Huan was a dog...

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:28:11 2008 No.696479 Marisa is Morgoth, she stole Fëanor's precious thing.

>>	YAF !nmVOHsTRd. Mon May 26 20:29:41 2008 No.696482 >>696467 U-Ungoliant?! I thought you ate yourself!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:29:48 2008 No.696484 >>696473 Ssshhhh, WoW is not worth talking about

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:30:34 2008 No.696493 >>696484 No one likes WoW. Neltherion was from Warcraft III.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:32:24 2008 No.696505 >>696493 And "Flandre = Smaug" reference?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:34:42 2008 No.696524 File: 102 KB, 600x360, 1211834082965.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>696482 Why hello thar

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:36:55 2008 No.696538 >>696505 Because Flandre is an ancient and powerful dragon so yeah!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:36:59 2008 No.696540 FLandre's a dragon now? Wut?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:37:50 2008 No.696548 >>696505 Not related to the Hobbit's Smaug in any way that I know, other than Smaug never leaves the Lonely Mountain and Flandre never leaves the SDM basement

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:38:56 2008 No.696558 File: 23 KB, 550x574, 1211834336246.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Spoiler: Neltharion is Deathwing's real name and he doesn't feature in WoW

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:39:17 2008 No.696565 One thing that pissed me off in the Silmarillion was Fëanor's death, considering how awesome he was, it felt quite anticlimactic

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:41:24 2008 No.696583 >>696565 You can rest on Beren's awesomeness long after that.

God !jKivQN915w Mon May 26 20:42:23 2008 No.696589

>>696540
>"I'm Smaug!" Flandre says, mouth opening wide.
>.....
>You almost think about it for too long, because Flandre's being all cute. Almost. You hear Remilia gasp in shock as what looks like a burst of flame comes roaring towards you through the air, but you only catch a glimpse of it because you've already grabbed her round the waist and pulled her to the floor with you. The fire goes rushing over your heads and the top of the table, knocking a teacup to the ground next to you.

>Wait, knocking it down?

>The 'fire' splashes against the opposite wall and splits into seven distinct parts, tighter and denser, which suddenly vanish with a loud pop.
>"Yay!" You head Flandre shout.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:42:43 2008 No.696587 Seriously, what the fuck is this "Flandre is a dragon" thing now? Is that canon?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:43:01 2008 No.696596 >>696587 Chiquita said it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:43:55 2008 No.696592 >>696587 It'll only make sense to a few people. Thankfully I know what op is talking about.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:44:29 2008 No.696605 >>696596 Half Dragon half Cutevamp amIrite?

Anonymous Mon May 26 20:50:44 2008 No.696665
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>>696540
To guard the prison of an unslayable homicidal sorcerer, the great youkai came together and decreed that one of themselves was to become a dragon.

Volunteering herself, Flandre underwent a long and agonizing ritual that required the sacrifice of a hundred thousand of slaves and the spoilage of the land for tens of thousands of square miles.

Afterwards, though her sanity was forever broken, Flandre had become a Dragon; a terrifying creature without equal and the only warden to the tomb of Reimu the War-bringer.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:51:03 2008 No.696672 I've never wanted to have sex with a dragon before

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:53:42 2008 No.696682 >>696672 Saber is angry

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:54:07 2008 No.696693 File: 232 KB, 800x800, 1211835247044.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't know what you're talking about so here's a picture of Flandre with huge boobs.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:54:56 2008 No.696704 File: 478 KB, 1400x1200, 1211835296420.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dragons where?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:56:16 2008 No.696716 File: 288 KB, 1024x768, 1211835376338.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>696693 No tits on my loli.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:57:57 2008 No.696730 File: 242 KB, 1179x1500, 1211835477620.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dragons step past out of sheer revulsion.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 20:58:12 2008 No.696736 >>696716 It is delicious Flan, you must eat.

>>	God !jKivQN915w Mon May 26 20:59:53 2008 No.696742 >>696730 >Dragons step past out of sheer terror. Fixed.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 21:00:52 2008 No.696758 File: 15.00 MB, 1600x900, 1211835652906.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you think that love can bloom between a dragon and a vampire, Remilia?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 21:02:32 2008 No.696773 >>696742 Little girl with little breasts, scares the dragon from its nest.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 21:05:01 2008 No.696795 File: 420 KB, 605x605, 1211835901538.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHAT'S THIS? NO DRAGONS. BEES ONLY. FINAL DESTINATION.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 21:06:57 2008 No.696810 >>696758 According to /tg/, yes. In fact, you'd be surprised just how often it happens. Unfortunately, it almost always gets the taint of furry, and must be purged.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 26 21:49:42 2008 No.697243 >>696810 Wouldn't they be scalies, technically?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 27 00:21:25 2008 No.698210 File: 324 KB, 536x464, 1211847685426.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>696665 Can't any of you uncultured fucks appreciate a good Dark Sun reference?

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