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[Anonymous No.]

Your pet is now a cute anthropomorphic girl. What's your and her reaction.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

 

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

...well, I guess it's good I like violent tsundere then, because if my cat became a human I'd surely have some near-death experiences.

[Anonymous No.]

Her reaction: Sad and wanting to get inside because its raining outside.

Mine: Let her in, and dry her off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963200
where did you find that

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963200
>png

[Anonymous No.]

(S)he's going to kill me into pieces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963200
im asking cause I was drunk when I made that and got banned for it. Dont know why. It was on January 25th

[Anonymous No.]

I have a Kuudere catgirl, a Yui tier retard catgirl and a vicious yangire turtlegirl. Not sure how well this is going to go for me.

[Anonymous No.]

The loudest, hungriest, most affectionate catgirl in the world. Red with cat ears.
I'm pretty pleased.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't have a pet :(

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck Yes

[Anonymous No.]

A really old dog, a jumpy, shy dog and a hyperactive coward that acts tough. Oh boy.

[Anonymous No.]

I think the better question is: would you fuck your petgirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963200
>Hataters gonna hatate
I laughed the felt ashamed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963311
What else are girls good for?

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>6963328
Body warmth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963328

Well, she's also your pet which means she's good company. Unless you fuck your pets anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

A ghost catgirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963333
You'll feel warm fucking her.

[Anonymous No.]

well

he's still dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963336

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>6963354
But then you get sticky and smelly and that's just not comfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

In that case I would have a chubby tsundere catgirl. Do kinda want.

Oh, and also a gay shota cat.

[Anonymous No.]

The only pets I have are 2 water turtles, sadly.

[Anonymous No.]

My dog is definitely a cute genki girl but I'm still allergic to it, so.. I dunno..sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963323
I had an earlier even shittier version of that but over wrote it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963354
>>6963328
You're not a good person.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm assuming my ferretgirl will stop shitting everywhere and smelling horrible?
I mean, I fucking love my ferret. He's the best friend I've ever had. But if I have a human blasting my house with feces I won't be very happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963374

You can assume correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963374
They'll talk in an incredibly annoying fashion in exchange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963363

What's wrong with turtle girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963440
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98ako31Qwss

I don't want any of their orifices near my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963374
>smelling horrible
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE8Qg4XjAQw&t=0m20s

[Anonymous No.]

A thirty-something year old dog girl, a 19-or-so year old dog girl, and an awesome, slightly tsundere catgirl who I've built up a cool relationship over a long while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963413
what is that image from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963461

Orgy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963440
If they fall on their shell, they will die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963373
Think about her needs.

[Anonymous No.]

My cat is a little under two years old, what's the conversion rate we're using for their ages?

Honestly, if she was of the same mind as now, but gained all the additional abilities being humanoid brings to the table, I probably wouldn't live long.

Unless I can still placate her with fish or catnip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963462
Popotan

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963504
>My cat is a little under two years old, what's the conversion rate we're using for their ages?

Well she's sexually mature as a cat but a toddler as a human. Just make them whatever you want.

[Anonymous No.]

Well then I'll do the old age*7.

So she's ~12. I'm still going to be killed. Just by a smaller tsundere.

[Anonymous No.]

My toy poodle is like 10 years old. This girl is going to be an old woman. An old woman who hates my sister and pees all around the toilet, but not in it. Not very pleased.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963549
>My toy poodle
Faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963553
Ha. Again, it's ten years old. Young me (and my family) thought it would be nice. Somehow, we ended up naming him mini-me...we were a strange bunch. Of course, I would much prefer a stoic and cool, yet loving catgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

If I had a pet(I don't) it would be a raven. If it became an anthropomorphic girl, then my picture explains what happens afterward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963516
>sexually mature toddler

[Anonymous No.]

>male terrapin, Nuggets, is a bitch
>male parrot, Towel, can't shut up and keeps whistling at me
>Become girls

Oh boy

[Anonymous No.]

Sadly I don't have a pet

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963699
>>6963699
>male parrot, Towel, can't shut up and keeps whistling at me
Can I have your parrot?

[Anonymous No.]

Pet is male. Even if he became female, I would not want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963721

Despite being annoying at times, I can't give him away because he's been my dear pet since I was 3 years old. Now I'm 25.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963752
Thats an awfuly nice story. I can sort of relate, my Kuudere cat has been with me since I was 6 and Im 20 now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963752
How long do they live? I always figured birds were like hamsters or rats in terms of lifespan.

[Anonymous No.]

>keep pet
>hang dozen scented pine trees around her neck
>spray Lysol around her whole body
>give it gentle but lewd bath times

I will do this until she has no more corpse smell on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963807
Birds live a long time. My mother used to own a bird that is at least 2-3 years older than me. We moved and gave it to an aunt who still has it and it's still alive. It depends on the species but this particular bird is at least 25 years old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963807

They generally live around 50 to 100 years and will most likely to outlive their owners.

[Anonymous No.]

So, regardless of gender, they turn into a girl?

A laid-back, but domineering and attention-demanding pale-skinned girl, with black and brown streaks in her white hair.

Also three orange-gold-haired lolitas swimming around in a tank that don't demand much, but do splash around a lot.

And one black-haired, hime-cut nekogirl that sneaks over to our house to steal food and fight it out with my white catgirl. But I'm working on getting her into the house.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a schnauzer. Why would I want a little girl with a beard and stubby tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963817

I think it's assumed most people on here have female pets. If the pet's male, then it stays male when it becomes an animal boy.

[Anonymous No.]

My cat humps the bed sheets even though he was spayed. Does this mean my cute anthropomorphic girl would be a nympho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963807
Macaws live 50+ years easily. Many live into their 90s. Some even break 100.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963826

Probably. And she'd call you "master" all the time, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963820

She constantly wears a white fuzzy muffler.

[Anonymous No.]

Hit-by-a-car moe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963941

Nothing moe about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963959
It is if it's still alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963180
She'd hop on my lap and we'd browse /jp/ together like usual.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly obedient catgirl, sometimes play pranks though.
That would be best time in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963941
You are a horrible person! You are horrible! Horrible!

[Prof. Anonymous !JVVFLaNdrE No.]

>>6964017
Can I get a source on this, my good man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6964037
second that

[Anonymous No.]

>>6964037
>>6964043
[Urajirou] Chiisana Koigokoro

[Anonymous No.]

>>6964025
Isn't that saying too much?

[Anonymous No.]

Emptyheaded catgirl moe.
Somewhat clumsy, probably autistic.
Loves to have her hair stroked.
Probably wants milk.

I'd stroke her hair like always. Romance is possible but unlikely. She's more like a sister to me.

[Anonymous No.]

So even the males will have become girls?

Shit, I'll have a goddamn harem.

>12 dogs
>6 cats
>2 birds

[Anonymous No.]

>>6964051
Thank you!

[Anonymous No.]

My dog is crazy as shit, she runs about wagging her whiptail which often ends up bleeding and spreading blood all over the place while collecting bits of plastic/coins/other chew-able crap to launch unrealistic distances at you from her mouth.

I... think I'd have to kill her before she starts throwing buildings at me.

[Anonymous No.]

I cum on cat, she hiss at penis.

[Anonymous No.]

Violent tsundere, wears black-white striped stockings and is probably a gothic lolita... Oh wait, my cat's a guy

[Anonymous No.]

They better be toilet trained in their anthromorphic girl form. I am not cleaning up people sized turds from my kitchen floor.

[Anonymous No.]

but my pet is male... so is he now a trap? i'd probably be happy that he can finally fap instead of raping pillows

[Anonymous No.]

Disappointed. I don't want a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6964165
No. Even the males become females.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963180
Your pet is useless, and only good for her sex appeal.

[Samuel Creshal No.]

Hm... a twenty-something traumatized tsundere catgirl, and a hyperactive loli (looking younger than she is) catgirl that likes to cuddle and, despite being slim, eats a lot.

>feelsgoodman.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sorry, I have no pets. My family used to have some pet rats when I was a I kid. Guess I wouldn't mind an albino ratgirl. Kinda like a cross between Nazrin and Ayanami!

And thanks to >>6964051

[Anonymous No.]

A female version of my cat.. hmm. Imagine Patchy as a nekomimi. Prefers to stay inside and doesn't do much of anything.

Out of the litter of kittens mine went up to me fell asleep next to my leg all on its own and hence was chosen. So I guess my cat's always liked me, wouldn't be too bad I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

bump

[Anonymous No.]

age for now

[Anonymous No.]

Can't have pets in my apartment.
But I have a plant that I water everyday.

Bulbasaur?

[Mr Krons !IR7ogMhC0s No.]

One is a complete airhead but means well, jealous of other anthro's cuter than her.
Other is lazy but loves affection, bit of an attention whore on some days, very sneaky on others.

[Anonymous No.]

Have three cats here. One really big boy cat who would probably be a bro if turned into a guy, but get into fights alot. The other two would be a really young girl who is hyper and bitey but loves petting's, the other would be a much older one who preaty much has claimed me and my room as doesn't like the younger cat getting near me.

[Anonymous No.]

......

[Anonymous No.]

Something like this I guess, except there would be loads of her and she'd be based on a small bush-like bamboo.

[Anonymous No.]

>90 posts and 16 image replies

[Anonymous No.]

>>6970841
It can get worse than that.

[Anonymous No.]

an anthropomorphic girl would just be a human girl.
if something is anthropomorphic, it means it has human features.
if a girl is anthropomorphic, that means she is a girl with human features.

silly /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

If our mutt suddenly turned human I would probably not react very much until I came to the realization that I was going to have a hard time explaining where our dog is and who this naked girl in our house is.

She wouldn't believe me.

I guess it would all depend on the dog's ability to speak and convince her that she's the same dog/person.

Then, I dunno. She'd basically just be the second household NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6970824
>her

Nigga, I got news for you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6970919
I just realized that was the trap one...
Probably should have used this instead but it doesn't really matter since I HAVE NO BAMBOO GIRLS especially not ones that keep vomiting seeds all the time during spring and summer.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh yeah! A dead goldfish girl! Awesome!

[Incestfan !pWKInCESTY No.]

how do I type in turtle girl into pixiv search?

[Anonymous No.]

>Your pet is now a cute anthropomorphic girl. What's your and her reaction

Handcuff her to a bed and have a hot chick tickle her with a feather.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6971062

[(☞｡ヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!R/52MaMCG2y No.]

Cockatoo girl?

I guess it's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6971066

[Anonymous No.]

Pet girls: The Anime

This is starting in April 2011, from the director of Nanoha movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6971092
>>6971066
Holy shit, I wanna see this

[Anonymous No.]

>>6971103
>Wanko to Kurasou Strikers.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>6971105
Don't bother it's the worst anime airing this season.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6971105

That is Ai from dragon crisis. She is delicious and her tail is very sensitive. She made the show worth watchign again.

[Anonymous No.]

My pets expression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6971129

My expression

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK//rQIE No.]

Aw shit, she'd be an OLD cute anthropomorphic dog girl...

[Anonymous No.]

If we get Yumekui Merry season 2 we will get to enjoy an entire army of cats that can turn into catgirls.

We won't see much more of the cats in season 1, sadly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6971114
wow, I was suprised that this girl is Taiga's VA, and the MC is named Ryuji
I can close my eyes and pretend I am watching ToraDora S2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6970940
I guess bamboo would be a flat-chested, shy, well-educated little girl, staying inside and studying a wide range of subjects day after day in order to be an exemplary scholar (after all, alongside the orchid, the chrysanthemum and the plum blossom, bamboo is one of the four noble plants of China, likened to paragons of Confucianism.) She'd be dismayed at humanity because they constantly trample over her "sisters" (as bamboo is a grass in strict sense), admonishing children playing on grass and people who ignore the "Please Do Not Walk On The Grass" signs. Despite you being her "owner", she'd probably not interact with you much, acting as a freeloader and only talking you once in a while, usually to ask you your opinion on certain books. Needless to say, if you haven't read them in advance, a harsh lecture about how you should spend your time educating yourself properly as a young gentleman would be waiting for you.

Of course, since most of her life is spent alone (while she'd be able to spawn new culms every year, those would be a part of herself, so you'd be the only person she regularly interacts with) she'd yearn for companionship and secretly be a hopeless romantic, writing eloquent love poems when she's sure you aren't around. Since she'd be a shy girl, she'd try to hide her poems, but you'd eventually find them and notice her desire to find a partner, and decide to talk it out with her. Even though you'd expect her to handle it in her usual stoic, deadpan manner, she'd break down when you bring up the topic, crying while saying that no one would want a short, flat-chested girl who looks like an elementary schooler (bamboo do have a fast growth spurt, but after that they never grow again, so it's not unthinkable that she got to her current height practically overnight but stayed as a little girl ever since.) Needless to say, this would be your cue to hug her and say that you'll take her if she feels that you are suitable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6971457
After you've openly become a couple, she'd become even more strict, demanding that you become a husband that will make her proud and forcing you into the rigorous study regimen she subjects herself to. Despite still being a shut-in, you'd have to spend more and more time away from your computer, but you wouldn't regret it for a moment since your wife would be assisting you at every step, and every night she would tell you how much she loves you while you cum inside her tight loli womb. Since she'd no longer have to hide them, she'd also keep writing love poems for you, and after a few months of constant literary training with her, you'd be able to respond in kind. Eventually, you'd become an ideal husband deserving your loli wife's pure love, spending your evenings sitting together with her, drinking tea and discussing any topic she wants to talk to you about, be it brane cosmology, recent developments in gene therapy or Dream of the Red Chamber.

But after years of living together, you'd come home one day and find not the loli you've been cumming inside for years, but an equally short but large-breasted, older girl who promptly pushes you to the bed and rapes you. She'd explain that she's your bamboo loli, it's just that she is devoting all her energy to for reproductive purposes and her body has consequently taken a form more suited for reproduction, since it's time for her to flower. Holding back her tears, she'd say that she won't be able to be with you for much longer, and thank you for taking care of her all those years despite the trouble she's given you. For the following few weeks, her physical health would slowly degenerate and flowers would start appearing in her hair, later turning into fruit. Eventually, she'd sense that she's nearing her end, and call you beside your bed, telling you how happy she is to know that your children will spread around the world, and that she wants to be buried together with you.

If only ;_;

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

I would have a delicious Spider-Girl, but the fucker escaped, so my reaction would be one of sorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6971152

I love these cats.

[Anonymous No.]

more catgirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>6972451

UNLIMITED CATGIRL WORKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>6972462
damn these cats are amazing. i hope he forms a contract with that john doe guy and has catgirl sex all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6972473

John Bro shares his catgirl harem.

[Anonymous No.]

One old, grey-haired catgirl who's very affectionate but forceful. She's also a mute.
One black-and-blonde catgirl who's very shy but very affectionate and playful.
Sounds familiar, doesn't it?

Pic very much related.

[Anonymous No.]

bump

[Anonymous No.]

So, let's see.

Since I don't want to assume they're just going to be girls, and I'm going off a random chart...

...I now have an scarred-as-fuck bishonen catboy with brown-and-tan hair somewhere around the age of 24, and a cowardly 50something biseinen eunuch with long, black hair.

Yeah, this is gonna be weird. I just hope they don't get mad at me for their names.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6973347
>Since I don't want to assume they're just going to be girls, and I'm going off a random chart...

The OP specifically fucking says

>Your pet is now a cute anthropomorphic girl.

How fucking hard is it for people to get this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6963180
score

[Anonymous No.]

>>6973858