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6958447 No.6958447 [Reply] [Original]

Rumia offers you some Valentine's Day candy. What do?

>> No.6958453

Accept.
The boost that someone, somewhere finds me remotely attractive would be nice.

>> No.6958452

>>6958447

Contact my physician, as my anti-psychotics need to be upped again.

>> No.6958454

Obviously i knows its a trap
So i ready my gun and -BOOM-

>> No.6958455

QUALITY THREAD

>> No.6958456

So I have to offer her my body in return on White Day?

>> No.6958458
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6958458

Accept, of course.

>> No.6958459

Apologize and tell her I can't accept, since I already have a waifu.

>> No.6958460
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6958460

>>6958453
>>6958456

Your body indeed, but not in a sexual way...

>> No.6958464
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6958464

No. I already have another valentine.

>> No.6958465
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6958465

sure, why not? more waifus the better

>> No.6958468
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6958468

As long as I have my Embleton, I fear no grue or any other creature of the dark.

... except those quiet floating bastards on Buffy back in the day.
Bloody hate them.

>> No.6958470

I fetch my shotgun.

>> No.6958471

Accept it. Pat her on the head. Turn around and give it to waifu.

>> No.6958485
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6958485

>>6958447
Unfortunately, I can not accept, as Valentines Day is a heathen trap devices to ensnare good god fearing Muslims.

Nah, who am I kidding? I could never refuse such a thing.

>> No.6958486
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6958486

>>6958471

>> No.6958492 [DELETED] 
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6958492

>>6958454
>>6958470
>Do...do you...
>...hate me...?

>> No.6958498
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6958498

This is how it all started, exactly one year ago. In a thread just like this one. Arc came in and just had to mention Aya puking. The rest is history... or at least I'd like to think it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0vHWcg1M2c

Don't mind me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QumxOQganfo

>> No.6958501
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6958501

>>6958471
>>6958454
>>6958470
>>6958459
>Do...do you...
>...hate me...?

>> No.6958511

>>6958501

Get out of that ridiculous outfit, Flan.

>> No.6958514

I'll accept on the condition that she doesn't eat me. I've learned how to fight just in case she decides to betray my trust though.

>> No.6958633
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6958633

>>6958501
I'll always love you, Rumia, so don't make such a sad face!

>> No.6958641

>>6958485
If you ever meet Rumia, chances are you should convert to Shintoism immediately.

>> No.6958644
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6958644

>>6958514

What makes you think you are strong enough?

>> No.6958645

God /jp/, you are supposed to ignore this thread.

>> No.6958649

That's not like you.

Sure, I'll take it.

>> No.6958657

>>6958644

You gain supernatural powers upon being betrayed. It would not be wise of her to attempt such a thing.

>> No.6958704

>>6958657

Are you made out of corbomite or something, man?

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