/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Who fucking needs Touhou when there's this?

[Anonymous No.]

What is it? :|

[Anonymous No.]

I would play a VN starring Toya.

[Anonymous No.]

What is chen doing on top of a cherry tree?

[Anonymous No.]

everyone needs touhou you faggot

[Anonymous No.]

How did she get up there in the first place?

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>>6958202

Chen can do -anything-.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6958199
I like the sound of that. I kind of like the idea of playing as Toya, always doing odd jobs but not being able to find a single stable job.

[Anonymous No.]

You know, I always wanted a Cardcaptor Sakura parody with a scientific bend, where instead of a bunch of cards some pedophile wizard created for his twisted enjoyment (seriously, why does the card specifically designed to wash him look like a ten year old girl? And good heavens, Clow Reed, being too lazy to wash yourself is slovenly even by /jp/ standards.) Sakura/another magical girl accidentally the whole laws of nature, since the laws of nature are conveniently stored in a single book and put into the reach of a ten year old girl.

So instead of the Earthy, the Fly, the Jump and so on, she'll have to fight and subdue cards like the Thermodynamics (four little girls, one for each law of thermodynamics obviously), the Natural Selection, the Le Chatelier's Principle and so on. Of course, since those cards can freely alter the scientific law they govern, she has to pull Jojo-style elaborate plans to capture them, such as kicking the Thermodynamics to the space using the Gravity, where there isn't much heat for the former card to use. She is assisted in her quest by Newton and Leibniz, fluffy animal mascots who eventually turn out to really be those Newton and Leibniz. Unlike Cerberus and Yue, both of them serve her from the beginning, but they're not much help because all they do is bickering constantly about who invented calculus.

There should be yuri too, because it is an unspoken law that magical girl shows should have yuri, and both Newton and Leibniz's reactions to it should be gold since they're good Christians. I dislike how Syaoran turned out, especially since as of Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicles there's a few hundred copies/reincarnations of him running around.

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>>6958282
Fund it. I liked the core concept of Cardcaptor Sakura, but it could do with some more consistency.

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>>6958206

Not when you can have Sakura by your side!

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>>6958282
>Newton and Leibniz
I keep hearing about these 2 from galge ideas threads. Are you that guy?

Nevertheless, fund it. I sure would like something resembling hard science in my fiction. Something where a railgun isn't achieved by coin flipping, for example.

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>>6958346
Yeah, I like those two. They're better than Tesla/Edison at least. Though as far as galges go, I'd like to see one with more real-world mythology. A VN where you play an orang minyak (an oil-covered ghost rapist from Malaysia, supposedly invisible to nonvirgins) would be great.

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>>6958282
You have been watching to much nanoha dude. Sakura wasn't a lesbian, she just had that dyke tomo all over her. It's not an unwritten rule, it's a delusion by nanoha fans.

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>>6958282
Imagine the fight against Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle...

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>>6958282
I got a boner imagining this. Lolis and science are my favourite lolis and science.

[Anonymous No.]

Touhou is superior to all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6958509
Seems I ended up making little sense. I appoint sleep deprivation as my excuse. Please accept this image as an apology

[Anonymous No.]

Why not have both?