Valentine's Chart General

[Valentine'sfag !Inn5nVeylA No.]

Alright, let's get this show on the road since Valentine's already started in moonland.

Just like for Christmas, the preferred ratio of your image is a 4:3 landscape for easier arrangements.

Unlike last Christmas I'm applying for jobs left and right at the moment, as well as going through driving school. So staying up for three days straight is highly unlikely.

Finally, this thread will be up in both /a/ and /jp/ so play nice and have a fun Valentine's with your waifu. And don't hurry with it bros. Even if it's just me, I'll keep it alive until you're ready.

[Anonymous No.]

No. Get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

>both /a/
No.

[Anonymous No.]

Those who really loved their special person wouldn't partake in this and be grouped together with those that their love as a joke, but that's just my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

Not this shit again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6955916
You post on a board where not everybody else takes it seriously. Will you be leaving now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6955899
Reported.
Bring this shit to /soc/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6955930
My reply wasn't directed at those who don't take it seriously

[Valentine'sfag !Inn5nVeylA No.]

That hid button's there for a reason. There's plenty of bros out there waiting for this, like it or not, /jp/ tradition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6955952
Like you said, its a /jp/ tradition
The moment you tried to mix us with /a/ you made me disgusted
Just get out already

[Anonymous No.]

I'll be posting tomorrow when its actually valentines day.
Its better for us that way.

[Anonymous No.]

Get the fuck out, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6955952
A /jp/ tradition that /jp/ will do by itself. Without /a/.

Go back to your 'bros' in /a/, they'll love turning this into a big joke all over again.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm broke man, I can't even afford a bar of chocolate now. I'll just snuggle with my daki today.

[Valentine'sfag !Inn5nVeylA No.]

>>6955957

Sure bro, just got it started since it's already Valentine's in moonland. So the thread should.. at least theoretically last until Tuesday, when Valentine's will be over for everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

I joined in for the Christmas chart, but as I saw how it went out (/a/, jokes pics etc.), I'm not going to post my pic again. Plus, stop saying 'bro', please, it's really annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe I should spam images on your threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6955975
Maybe you should.

[Anonymous No.]

I actually feel bad for y'all, /jp/, having to deal with /a/ not taking shit seriously. I'd be happy if mr. Valentine'sfag !Inn5nVeylA could by himself single out the blatant troll ones from /a/. That'll give me a reason to contribute. And hopefully we can have a beautiful chart without any trolls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6955973
Yup, /ɐ/ doesn't make any effort at all. Sorry, I'll pass, OP. Looking at the Christmas chart, I feel alienated. There are only a few who I can relate to. There's no 'roneriness', just a 'mockery of roneriness'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6955988
This, I wish you were stricter with sorting out the crap.

[Valentine'sfag !Inn5nVeylA No.]

>>6955960
While I agree I deliberately left in there a few joke images, I assure you most of them were honest bros, having their Christmas meal with their waifus. Though eh it's easy to comment when you just visit the thread once or twice.

Also >>6955964
It's about the feeling bro. Though I have to agree some sort of gift is necessary there have been exceptions. For both Anons that couldn't afford anything, and Anons that just threw a cookie in there for the sake of getting in the final image. Here, have this for an example. This guy had nothing. Yet it was unanimous that he should get in, due to the pure HNNNNNG factor he showed with it.

[None !ayaPUkEij2 No.]

Well, I made my submission early so I may as well turn it in now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6955994
Shut the fuck up. You are cheapening a /jp/ tradition with this shit. Reported.

[Anonymous No.]

Threads like this make me feel like I'm on /a/.
Threads like this are filled with people that post on /a/.
Threads like this make them lurk /jp/.
I hate threads like this.

[Surtic No.]

Not everyone on /a/ thinks it's a joke.
It's sad we can't even have something related to both boards without you faggots going "/a/ is doing it too? It's shit".

OP, maybe do two separate collages (if you didn't plan to already) to keep the elitist rage down?

[wtH !hWtHG71Z1c No.]

HELL yeah bro
I can't wait to get this shit started
I wonder which one of my waifus i should choose （´-`）.｡oO( ... )

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956018
fuck you you fucking faggot
reported

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956018
Sup /a/ fellow. Please head back to your own scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956018
Go back to sankaku, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck yeah, time to set up a cheap pastry in front of a screenshot of a random female character I liked from the current or last anime season, taking a picture and then putting the screen back to normal in a couple of second with no real emotional investment. And the best thing is you can't tell me out from the guys who do had a nice meal full of love with their special character, lol.
I love traditions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956018
That's true, I lurk both boards and while /a/ has a lot of faggots not everyone there is an idiot and the people on /jp/ that go "everything /a/ does is shit" are certainly not better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956017
You're being too paranoid. /a/ is perfectly aware that this board exists, and if they wanted to browse it, they have would have done it a long time ago.

Though I will agree that this tradition has lost most of its charm. Between people taking it too seriously and people treating it like a joke, there's just nothing enjoyable about it anymore, and I hardly feel at home on /jp/ during these threads.

[Valentine'sfag !Inn5nVeylA No.]

Welp, can't say I wasn't expecting this. Guess some things just... can't be helped ┐(￣3￣)┌

Also >>6955995
Added.

[Anonymous No.]

Goddamn, the christmas threads didn't get even a fraction of this much hate.

[Anonymous No.]

[Lelouch !!vKeby4ZIHSI No.]

Never change /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956024
You're just depicting /a/ now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956031
Get out of /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956036
Just wait until you see the next one.

[Anonymous No.]

This reeks of /a/. And I don't like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956018
Fuck off back to /tohno/.
Why do you f/a/ggots care if majority of /jp/ do not want to see stupid thread like this?
This so called tradition died after the end of 2008 when people start doing it just to fit in or to get into some collage/video instead of true love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956035
/jp/'s reaction is not that surprising. I participated in the last two Christmases and last year's Valentine's, and I'm sad to say that the tradition has more or less been ruined by the people from /a/ making a joke out of it.

Having said that, I will post mine later for old time's sake. But it's quite early, so see you in 30 hours anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956036
Are you really that stupid /a/non?
Also, fuck off OP, thread reported.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what's great?

Delete your thread and just make Valentine's/ Christmas charts for /a/. They seem to like the idea of soiling a sacred tradition.

/a/ can't even spend a penny for a neat dinner date with their 'waifu' and most of them 'change their waifu', like reading the words 'new waifu'. It's disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

Wasn't this originally /jp/'s tradition to begin with?

[Anonymous No.]

>SAGE
>SAGE
>SAGE
>I DONT LIKE YOU, REPORTED
>SAGE
>SAGE
>SAGE
>NO FUN ALLOWED, ONLY TRUE HARDCORE RONERY HERE
>SAGE
>SAGE
>SAGE
>YOURE CHEAPENING OUR TRADITTTTTTTION BY MAKING IT SLIGHTLY MORE LIGHT HEARTED, EVERYTHING MUST BE MISERABLE ALL THE TIME
>SAGE
>SAGE
>SAGE
>SAGE
>SAGE
>SAGE

I come here for two minutes and I'm quickly reminded why I fucking hate /jp/. And please, before your sweaty sausage fingers starting clacking away on that keyboard to tell me to get the fuck out, theres no need. I'm already gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956058
I truly need that copypasta about the true function of sage. Can someone please post it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956058
Welcome to /j-

Oh you're already gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956058
sage isn't what you think it is here.

Please return to your shithole.

[Valentine'sfag !Inn5nVeylA No.]

Just pointing out again that I won't have that much time to solve conflicts this year, so do try and get along bros. This only happens twice a year, so try and leave the rage for another time and enjoy Valentine's with your waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956058
If you hate /jp/ so much why do you even come here, not to mention make a post, are you that hungry for attention?

>>6956061

I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956061
You know what?
Let it be
Its best that they remain ignorant for the rest of their lives
not knowing what sage means

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956065
>This only happens twice a year
And thanks to you, it means nothing both times. Reported for being a useless sack of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956056

Well actually we lifted it from Futaba but whatever. It started on /a/ before /jp/ was made but wasn't really anything more than a curiosity. Now these days all the cool kids on /a/ want to get a soda and take a picture with their waifus of the season to be cool and participate. I admit it is kind of silly/fun to do but it is annoying as shit when I get nice food and spend a while picking out a perfect picture, lighting candles etc only for mine to be drowned out in a sea of wannabes. That very feel is what's driving /jp/ away from this. Some of us will still do it no doubt, but hell /a/ can have at it since we can't stop them.

We should try to do separate ones rather than join up everything from /a/ and /jp/. Actually that would be nice because it would show that /a/'s a bunch of poseurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956061
I don't have it but don't bother. /a/nons can't read anything with more than 10 words or without memes.

[Anonymous No.]

I really think I should spam this with images.

[Anonymous No.]

Hahaha, /jp/'s still as butthurt as ever. Still not over the break up, it seems.

Never change /jp/, never change.

[Blick Winkel !arWAHAn1/. No.]

I'm way ahead of you guys.
I already made an image for everyone's White Day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956065
>I won't have that much time to solve conflicts this year
Why, are you some kind of normal who has to go to work in the morning then take his 3D girlfriend out at night?
Sickening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956065
*warms up some leftovers from yesterday and loads up a winter season anime babe picture*

IM SO RONERY MAI WAIFU ^___^

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956069

Thats how it used on 2chan. This isn't 2chan. /jp/ is the only board that uses it like that, every single other board uses it simply as a way not to bump a thread for whatever reason.

You take the internet way too seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956058
Oh god, I love the faces she makes.
Even when killing Satoko

[Surtic No.]

>>6956050
Ironically, i'm on /v/ more then anything else.

>>6956031
Reminds me why i mostly lurk and not post here.

>>6956069
>I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.
and not saging on /jp/ is, hilariously enough, an insult. which is partly why i'm not saging

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956075
Take it easy.
If the janitor is still here, this thread will be deleted for being /soc/ shit.
>Created to get "rate me," meetup, report in, cam, etc. threads out of /b/.
It is basically a RATE MY DESKTOP SCREENSHOT AND FOOD thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956065
Hahahaa what the hell do you think you are? Some kind of judge to solve conflicts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956072
Maybe we shouldn't post any picture at all? Let them have their fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956080
I fucking lol'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956092
I'm pretty sure he won't.

So, what theme should I use for this? I was thinking about posting Kaiba because he is badass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956097
Don't worry about it. I was already spamming the shit out of the next couple of threads.

>I was thinking about using Kaiba because hurrdurr
Go fuck yourself, trash. It's people like you who everyone is complaining about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956097
You should go with the flavor of the season, that seems to work with /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

Back in 2009, we managed to do this without making it such an unpleasant experience for everyone. But in 2010, everything turned to shit, and you couldn't find a trace of the old charm of it anymore. What happened between these two years? There must have been some kind of invasion of shitposters between the February of 2009 and the February of 2010 to cause such a difference in the quality of these threads, but what exactly caused it?

I can live without this tradition, it doesn't bother me that much to just hide these threads and forget about it. But they remind me of my overall feelings towards /jp/. Over the past 2 years, it feels like I've lost an important friend.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956104
>Go fuck yourself, trash. It's people like you who everyone is complaining about.
You are missing the point here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956106
>Remember when /jp/ was good?
Me either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956087
>as a way not to bump a thread for whatever reason.

This is why /jp/ uses it. The difference is that the rest of 4chan sees sage as a means to try to get rid of the thread, while /jp/ uses sage when they don't think their contribution to the thread really warrants a bump.

Using sage like this honestly only works well on slower boards like /jp/, since the boards like /a/ or /v/ have way too many posters for it to sage to really mean anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

OMFG THIS IS CANCER.

GET THIS SHIT OFF /JP/

MOOT, CREATE /B/ FOR THIS SHIT.

/JP/ HAS BECOME THE ASSHOLE OF THE INTERNET.

I REMEMBER BACK IN THE DAY WHEN /JP/ WAS GOOD.

HOLY SHIT. FUCK THIS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956106
You have people like OP advertising this everywhere and doing it for the wrong reason.
The masses see this and use their shitty phone camera and just put whatever they can on a plate infront of their monitor to pass off as a dedicated husbando. Instead of showing affection for their waifu they usually go ADD ME INTO THE COLLAGE now and etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956122
Sums up this tread pretty well.

[Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma No.]

>/a/ makes it a joke!
>implying it wasn't always a joke


heh

[Anonymous No.]

Back in 2008, we managed to do this without making it such an unpleasant experience for everyone. But in 2009, everything turned to shit, and you couldn't find a trace of the old charm of it anymore.

Back in 2007, we managed to do this without making it such an unpleasant experience for everyone. But in 2008, everything turned to shit, and you couldn't find a trace of the old charm of it anymore.

Back in 2006, we managed to do this without making it such an unpleasant experience for everyone. But in 2007, everything turned to shit, and you couldn't find a trace of the old charm of it anymore.

Back in 2005, we managed to do this without making it such an unpleasant experience for everyone. But in 2006, everything turned to shit, and you couldn't find a trace of the old charm of it anymore.

What happened guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956148
>Crix
Irrelevant post.

[Anonymous No.]

>/jp/ insults /a/
>butthurt /a/nons everywhere
Seriously. Grow up kids. That coming from an /a/non.

[Saegrimr !SHIELDM.mE No.]

Fuck all of you anyway.

I'm still giving some sweets to her on Valentines, and taking a picture to celebrate the day, i'm not going to let other people ruin a special day with her. If other people participating somehow cheapens the feeling for you, maybe you don't really love your waifu.
Is that it? Are you really just as bad as them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956148

Well you're one to talk with that greentext implying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956148

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956148
LOOK
Why do you guys want to add /jp/ to this shit so much
when you guys can do it on your board between your people?
Just get out already

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956148
Reported and filtered.

[Anonymous No.]

ITT: Neckbeards, neckbeards everywhere.

Loving this "/jp/ was good back in the day bullshit". Your board was always shit. Everybody hates you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956171
>Everybody hates you
Fine then, I certainly couldn't wish for more. Please get out, everyone here hates your kind too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956165
No one is saying you shouldn't enjoy your day with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956171
Tears are streaming down my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956165
If you really love her you wouldn't take part on this bullshit.

You are treating your waifu as an object like this.

[Anonymous No.]

Take it easy guys. There is no harm in having some fun and it will be contained to one thread.

I'm not from /a/ or anywhere else, but seriously, calm down before a bandwagon of idiotic people join in on your anger. There is little to no point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956165
So? Just do it. It is between you and your waifu.
Does it matter if you make it into sankaku complex frontpage article about how some basement dwellers celebrate their VDAY or some youtube video with miku horrible voice singing rainbow girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956165
Actually I think the concept is quite charming.

You don't need to post it on the internet to make it any more special though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956165
Sweets? Like what, a one-dollar candy bar? And you call that love?

>If other people participating somehow cheapens the feeling for you, maybe you don't really love your waifu.
If you look at the past three charts you will know what we mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956185
No. This shit is never condensed enough and brings /a/ here.

People treat this crap like some kind of requirement to their delusions.

[Anonymous No.]

Damn you /jp/ fags are an unlikable bunch.

[Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma No.]

>>6956169
I don't even browse /a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956182
>Tears are streaming down my face.

yourtearstheyaredelicious.jpg

[Saegrimr !SHIELDM.mE No.]

>>6956189
Tomorrow morning i'm baking a heart cake with a hard chocolate shell, writing her name in peanut butter on the top and covering the peanut butter in bird seed

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956185
>contained to one thread
you looked at the front page since this thread was made? /a/ shit everywhere.
OP don't bother coming back next year, we'll either do it ourselves or not at all I say.

[Anonymous No.]

I wake up and I find this shit. Fuck you, /jp/. Don't make a spectacle of our love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956171
>Everybody hates you.
Just as planned.
The Gensokyo border is still working as intended to keep people out.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't see a big problem as long as OP weeds out the joke submissions. And has some kind of criteria for getting posted.

[Anonymous No.]

Proud of /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

I think OP is gone, we can let this thread die now.

[Surtic No.]

>>6956189
It's the thought that counts more then the amount you spend you fucking piece of shit.
Just the fact that you think you need to spend a shit ton of money on expensive chocolate or ingredients to get mommy to help make a cake makes you no better then 3DPG bitches and whores.
Not everyone lives with mommy or has the money to do something ravishing for their loved one, it doesn't make their contribution any less love filled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956249
Except there's no criteria for being posted and there are hundreds of joke submissions that drown out any real ones.

So it's either we do this by ourselves or we don't do it at all. It seems as though /jp/ will be doing the latter option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956171


/jp/ is where the true oldfags and the highest of powerlevels reside. Most people on /jp/ have seen more anime series than 10+ average f/a/ggots combined. In addition a lot of people on /jp/ can watch anime without waiting for subs like you fucking faggot babbys. Generally, /a/ looks to each other for approval of things, while /jp/ looks inward at itself instead of relies on a hivemind mentality. Also /a/ has no OC besides shitty image macro memes that get old within a week; /jp/ translates VNs, games and has doujin translation teams that regularly post there. People at /jp/ know your own boards' subject far, far better than you do, fucking dream on if you think you have any kind of superiority in any way whatsoever.

We sneer at you fucking newfags/normalfags, your shonenshit Big 3 threads, quasi-/v/ mentality and everything else that makes /a/ suck fucking balls. /jp/ is a better board than /a/ could ever dream to be because most of you f/a/ggots are, in our eyes, eternal newfags, aka there is nothing you could ever say or do to bring yourself up to our level, because you aren't true oldfags. You're G/a/ia, you're ANN and MAL trash now. Stay away, we don't want you in /jp/, not now, not ever. Go on and continue existing in your own world of shit thinking that it's any good, while the master race quietly resides separated from you mongoloids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956239
>Just as planned.
Was it "just as planned" when you "accidently" overdosed on sleeping pills but woke up after three days and cried into your pillow? Was that "just as planned"?

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

Who gives a shit, reported.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope you guys getting frustrated over this are planning to either calm down or avoid going to /jp/ until it's over. The trolling hasn't even started yet, and it's going to be hell if you insist on entertaining them when they decide to assault us fully tomorrow.

Not saying your frustration isn't justified, I just want you to consider for your own sake, how much smoother the day will go if you ignore the normalfags who will inevitably come from /a/ and /v/ and try troll us in order to feel better about themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956271
>>6956234
That is a fine idea, we should do this by ourselves. The big question remains, who's going to take on that great responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey /jp/ why can't we keep a tradition small and to ourselves on a website visited by a million new people each year?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956268
If it's the thought that counts, then why make a spectacle out of it?

The first time a married couple has sex on their honeymoon is a beautiful thing, no matter how ugly they are.

But you don't go uploading that shit to porn sites. That's just weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956297
Because of people like OP who loves to whore it out to other unrelated boards.

[Anonymous No.]

>this whole thread

[Valentine'sfag !Inn5nVeylA No.]

>>6956262

Still here but as I said I'll just grab images and won't comment much since I'm a tad busy this time around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956294
Easymodo sees all which is how all the pre2009 threads go.
Only autistic people like OP feels the need to make a huge spectacle out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956273
>you fucking faggot babbys
>quasi-/v/ mentality
Oh the irony

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is dumb.
"Hey, look! This is my waifu!"
Like she is an object.

[Anonymous No.]

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956273
I'm glad you took 10 minutes out of your life[spoiler/] to reply to a troll post. Shows that /jp/ really is full of retards.

[Copypasta Spammer No.]

Should I just spam the shit out of these threads? Will that make everyone happy?

I mean, lets be honest here. Nobody on /jp/ wants this shit to go down, and there is going to be butthurt faggots from /a/ spamming the board in retaliation either way we go. It's already happening, even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956337
How comes you haven't seen this before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956268
As if the amount of money you spend on it you isn't directly proportional with the thought. Really, if you love her a lot you'd spend a lot wouldn't you?

Then again, you are a normalfag, because that kind of thought is extremely common among them to avoid feeling guilt while being as cheap as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

This shit was pretty dumb from the start anyway, pretty sure most people thought of that as a joke even pre-2008.
The reason why anyone would whore himself out like that is beyond me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956337
Lurk moar faggot.
Are they people out there that cant differentiate a pasta compare to a serious reply?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956337
>>6956318
I have defeated countless opponents using Aikido, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?

I answer, I'm not strong, you are.

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

I recommend practicing Aikido for every /jp/edo, as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnYNroUmNs

A 50 year old man with cerebral palsy doing Aikido, very touching.

Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Japan.

An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956337
You too, bro. Replying to copypasta is a heroic act indeed, I drew a picture of you to honor you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956334
>>6956343
There's no need to spam.

[Anonymous No.]

Cheer up, /jp/!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956337
How new can you even be ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956318
Go back to /v/ or stop replying to kopipe
>>6956321
This is why I dislike this so much. It's wonderful if you want to spend a day with the person you're in love with, even to take a photo of it so you can remember it and what she's done for you, but what point is there in uploading it to a site? So other people can see it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956345
I'll go buy her a nice, big diamond ring, that'll sure make her happier.

Sorry, but if the woman was anything more than a whore, she wouldn't even care that much about how much you spent on her, but just the fact that you took the time getting her a small gesture of love and spending time with her instead of buggering off all day.

[Saegrimr !SHIELDM.mE No.]

>>6956348
>>6956343
>>6956334
Fantastic job, now you really are no better than /a/.
I do hope you get banned, /jp/ is bad enough as it is.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, /jp/ really is as bad as they said it was. I was told to sage so you wouldn't be offended, so there you go.

[Surtic No.]

>>6956345
Can't spend a lot if you have no money now, can you? I'd be more then happy to spend loads of money if my budget isn't 10 bucks a week.
And wow, i'm actually insulted that you'd call me, of all people, a normalfag.
Insulted and highly amused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956358
>but what point is there in uploading it to a site? So other people can see it?

This. If you don't think the collage always was for amusement you are delusional.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you repost the true story of JBCS ? I haven't saved that one.

[Anonymous No.]

Just filter out this thread, why the shit storm. Personally, I'm going to spend quality time with mai waifu and i don't feel the need to post pictures of it anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956365
Well if you look back on history spamming has always been team /jp/'s thing, like AoRF's Touhou hijacks.

[masat01 !FR0hP.YNx. No.]

Here you go

[Anonymous No.]

/a/ is having 2 threads about this shit right now.

Most kids on /a/ just think this is a joke they are just bandwagoning, "oh look this is my waifu, look how ronery i am, /a/ is legion xD"

But i think we can do this ourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956375
Sure thing.

Nineteen-seventy-one was the Year of Spaghetti.

In 1971, I cooked spaghetti to live, and lived to cook spaghetti. Steam rising from the pot was my pride and joy, tomato sauce bubbling up in the saucepan my one great hope in life.

I went to a cooking specialty store and bought a kitchen timer and a huge aluminum pot, big enough to bathe a German shepherd in, then went around to all the supermarkets that catered to foreigners, gathering an assortment of odd-sounding spices. I picked up a pasta cookbook at the bookstore, and bought tomatoes by the dozen. I purchased every brand of spaghetti I could lay my hands on, simmered every sauce known to man. Fine particles of garlic, onion, and olive oil swirled in the air, forming a harmonious cloud that penetrated every corner of my tiny apartment, permeating the floor and the ceiling and the walls, my clothes, my books, my records, my tennis racquet, my bundles of old letters. It was a fragrance one might have smelled on ancient Roman aqueducts.

This is a story from the Year of Spaghetti, 1971 A.D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956384
Lovely Korbo, you have there.

[Saegrimr !SHIELDM.mE No.]

>>6956384
Is that Kroger brand soda?
Oh god, the only decent off-brand soda. So good for a budget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956343
Go back to /b/ you fucking baby. The antics of spammers are always fucking stupid. No one liked the Wikipedia spammer or image bombers, so why do you think you're different. Oh, I see. You weren't even browsing /jp/ when that happend!

E-vigilantes are so stupid. Seriously get the fuck off /jp/. No one liked the idiot spammers before or now which is why no one does it, fuckwit.

[Valentine'sfag !Inn5nVeylA No.]

>>6956384

If you had money for coke, why didn't you at least get her apple juice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956366
It's the worst board on 4chan, don't bother with it.
I seriously advise everyone from /a/ that is still in this thread, tell all of your friends at /a/ and whatever other board you come from, as well as your rl friends and your family, do not come to this board, or you could be contaminated by it's shitiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956393
As a rule, I cooked spaghetti, and ate it, by myself. I was convinced that spaghetti was a dish best enjoyed alone. I can't really explain why I felt that way, but there it is.

I always drank tea with my spaghetti and ate a simple lettuce-and-cucumber salad. Id make sure I had plenty of both. I laid everything out neatly on the table and enjoyed a leisurely meal, glancing at the paper as I ate. From Sunday to Saturday, one Spaghetti Day followed another. And each new Sunday started a brand-new Spaghetti Week.

Every time I sat down to a plate of spaghetti (especially on a rainy afternoon) I had the distinct feeling that somebody was about to knock on my door. The person who I imagined was about to visit me was different each time. Sometimes it was a stranger, sometimes someone I knew. Once, it was a girl with slim legs whom I'd dated in high school, and once it was myself, from a few years back, come to pay a visit. Another time, it was William Holden, with Jennifer Jones on his arm.

William Holden?

Not one of these people, however, actually ventured into my apartment. They hovered just outside the door, without knocking, like fragments of memory, and then slipped away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956375

Nineteen-seventy-one was the Year of Spaghetti.

In 1971, I cooked spaghetti to live, and lived to cook spaghetti. Steam rising from the pot was my pride and joy, tomato sauce bubbling up in the saucepan my one great hope in life.

I went to a cooking specialty store and bought a kitchen timer and a huge aluminum pot, big enough to bathe a German shepherd in, then went around to all the supermarkets that catered to foreigners, gathering an assortment of odd-sounding spices. I picked up a pasta cookbook at the bookstore, and bought tomatoes by the dozen. I purchased every brand of spaghetti I could lay my hands on, simmered every sauce known to man. Fine particles of garlic, onion, and olive oil swirled in the air, forming a harmonious cloud that penetrated every corner of my tiny apartment, permeating the floor and the ceiling and the walls, my clothes, my books, my records, my tennis racquet, my bundles of old letters. It was a fragrance one might have smelled on ancient Roman aqueducts.

This is a story from the Year of Spaghetti, 1971 A.D.

[masat01 !FR0hP.YNx. No.]

>>6956397
Yep
>>6956403
The apple juice is down in the fridge, I'll go get it

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks for deleting this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Thank you janitor.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is the worst thread I have seen all day. Thanks alot, /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

I am so proud of you /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956414,2
>>6956414,1
http://green-oval.net/cgi-board.pl/a/thread/45923379
At first I thought OP deleted it himself.
THANKS MEIDO.

[Valentine'sfag No.]

Suit yourselves bros. I tried.

[Anonymous No.]

>bros

[Anonymous No.]

I was trying to find the Jimmy Wales waifu pic to post before the thread died, but couldn't. Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ still does this gimmicky and mocking garbage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956414,9
>gimmicky
Do you even understand what this word means?

[Anonymous No.]

What's fucking hilarious is that after this thread where it was all supposed to be about fun and not giving a fuck, the thread on /a/ has been full of "guys put a bit of effort in this" "I'm going to filter shit more harshly" etc.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>/jp/ politely sages and /a/'s butts insantly collapse under the force of their own mad

You /a/ nerds need to calm down already.

Anyways did anyone buy their 2D wife a dozen red roses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956414,12
How's Afganis-tan doing ZUNbar? Yes, I will buy her a dozen roses and a neat cake and fine wine.

I won't be posting a picture though. Don't want to be lined up with /a/ kids.

[Anonymous No.]

The reaction to this thread made me smile in real life.

[TAIKO No.]

why would you ruin valentine's day

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956414,14
Same here. Best Valentine's Day.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the best Valentine ever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6956414,12

Shameimaru tripfag did