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[Anonymous No.]

me playing golf on the moon

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Ok i've laughed a little at what you've done OP.

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me on the le­ft

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

>>6953001
I think he's preparing for reentry.

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me on the right center

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The loli will probably accelerate more than the pedo. His cock will never touch her vagina.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

This is beyond dangerous on so many levels.

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>>6953085
It looks pretty safe to me.

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>>6953085

As long as they haven't attained orbital velocity they should at least not be in danger of burning due to atmospheric re-entry.

But then that shouldn't be their primary cause for concern at this point.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>6953093

>that shouldn't be their primary cause for concern at this point.

I know, he isn't even wearing a condom.

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How did OP find out about this?

GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES!

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>>6953081
Ignoring drag, the pedo's terminal velocity will be higher if he acts smart and lowers his projected area (that is to say, he needs to Rider Kick into the loli's vagina instead of falling with his dick pointing towards it), so he does have a chance.

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>>6953081
The pedo's terminal velocity will be higher if he acts smart and lowers his projected area (that is to say, he needs to Rider Kick into the loli's vagina instead of falling with his dick pointing towards it), so he does have a chance.

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What is the original?

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>>6953081
>The loli will probably accelerate more than the pedo.
She has less mass, so she'd accelerate less.

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>>6953116
10/10

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>>6953116
Thats not how it works anon. Mass is a moot point. The pedo needs to lower his wind resistance if he wants to catch up with her.

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>>6953129

Solar winds don't work like that.

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>>6953129

To be fair, she's deploying her air brakes, and he's probably in or pretty close to her slipstream. I think he's alright.

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>>6953116
But Anonymous, Galileo proved this wrong 400 years ago by throwing a loli and her elder brother down the Tower of Pisa.

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>>6953129
There isn't any fucking wind resistance in the outer atmosphere.

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>>6953081
But in which direction? Scalar comparisons of vectors can lead to false results!

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>>6953137
>>6953138

If they're not in orbit, proper atmospheric wind resistance will become a factor very soon.

If they are in orbit, then there's nothing he can do. If his velocity matches hers, he'll never reach her. If he's faster, he'll be flung slightly farther out from the planet in a wider orbit, and will not be able to reach her because he will shoot overhead.

At this point, his only chance of reaching her is if they are both not in orbit.

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>>6953160
You can actually calculate their altitude by measuring the curvature of the earth on the picture. Bonus points if you match up the image to find their location.
Then again, the atmosphere doesn't form a perfect sphere around the earth I think, but we should get a pretty good idea of where they are.

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censored as HELL
if you ganna break the rules at least do it right =__=I|I

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>>6953174

We may have to call in /sci/ on this one.

[Eisenstein's criterion !MB.dI422Wo No.]

>>6953174
No, too many unknowns. We don't know the focal length the picture was recorded at.

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I love you /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

Position of the moon and light and we can get a sequence of probable day/times.

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>>6953160
He can lose mass by expulsion to change his velocity.

[Anonymous No.]

Is that the horn of Africa down there?

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but there's a slightly clearer than the background rectangle behind the moon.
What do we learn from that?

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>>6953307
Oh god, the mental image.
I love you anon.

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thanks op, she is hot bitch in porn, i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.

i approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.

the fates afford me barely enough time to turn my head before the turds arrive. one thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. i try in vain to cleanse my eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasal cavity. i inhale three hundred and twenty four Space Turds; my lungs are permeated completely with my own shit. i hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. i will never be the same. i am forever a shit faggot.

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>>6953363

I love you so fucking much sometimes /jp/

So
fucking
much

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>>6953363

I hate you so fucking much sometimes /jp/

So
fucking
much