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What kind of things would you do to Suika if you could do things to Suika?

>> No.6944783

Take away her alcohol.

>> No.6944791

Pat her head

>> No.6944810

>>6944783

You sick fuck.

>> No.6944808

>>>/jp/

>> No.6944816

bee you em pee

>> No.6944824

Take off her clothes and horn bows so I can wash them and give her proper panties instead of bloomers.

>> No.6944825

Have a drinking contest and lose, then get spirited away to the hakurei shrine.

>> No.6944846

go bar hopping and get drunk
blackout and wonder what the hell we did together

>> No.6944926

I would see if I could trade her in for Pygma-chan. I miss her so badly.

>> No.6944933

bamps

>> No.6944942

Take her to the beach and hit her with a stick.

>> No.6944951

bumpss

>> No.6944984

bumper

>> No.6944981
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>> No.6944995
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6944995

Horny shrine maiden doing things to Suika.

>> No.6944999

Unspeakable things.

>> No.6945003

.bump..

>> No.6945020

I'm sorry i didn't quite get that.
Did you mean "What kind of the things would Suika do to you if Suika could and would do things to you?"?

>> No.6945022

bumps..?

>> No.6945028
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6945028

What sort of things would Koishi do to you if Koishi could and would do things to you?

>> No.6945031

nbump

>> No.6945036
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6945036

Go out with Her.

>> No.6945038

>>6945036
can i BUMP... it all night?

>> No.6945044

Drink with her!

>> No.6945062

>>6944999
speak some.

>> No.6945063

I would piss in her gourd and it would create piss liquor that She would drink. I would then convince drunk suika to piss into her gourd to create more piss liquor that we would share and we would continue this process until I died of alcohol poisoning and woke up in Gensokyo just so I could continue repeating the process of essentially killing myself with piss for an eternity.

>> No.6945068

>>6945028
That's more like it.

>> No.6945077

>>6945063
Actually, according to what I've heard, piss is actually sterile as long as you don't have some sort of weird condition.

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>>6945028

We would do things unconciously. But they would be great things I am sure.

>> No.6945083

>>6945028
Kill me

>> No.6945085

Poke her in the butt!

With my penis even!

>> No.6945090

>>6945077
I'm talking about drinking piss sake with Suika until I die of alcohol poisoning, not dying from drinking too much piss if that's even possible.

>> No.6945102

>>6945090
you can die from drinking too much water so i think you can die from drinking too much anything

>> No.6945115

>>6945090
Oh.
...How did I miss the entire word "alcohol"?

Well, that would be an interesting death... drinking too much piss from a 2D character...
There should be a medal for that or someshit.

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6945182

"Let me show you this game humans play."

>> No.6945194

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood=

>> No.6945195

Fuck.

>> No.6945199

Rub her dfc all night long while rubbing my penis on her butt

>> No.6945205
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6945205

i'd her horns

>> No.6945217

steal her gourd because it looks nice

(couldn't find one that even has a similar shape to buy on the internet (wouldn't even mind plastic or something))

>> No.6945279

>>6945217

you could always learn to use a potter's wheel and make a ceramic one. That requires leaving your house, effort, and social interaction though.

>> No.6945306

It must be really awkward try and hold the gourd that way.

>> No.6945311

I would have her grow to be a giant size so that I could lay on her head, then we would watch the stars together.

>> No.6945319

>>6945306
sometimes i try to hold my dakimakura like that

try because i filled it with 50kg (~110lbs) of sand, it's fucking heavy

>> No.6945370

>>6945319
Over 110lbs of pussy and ass?!

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I would drink all night with her, pat her head, brush her long hair, maybe even hug her and ask her to go to bed with me so we could have a peaceful night's sleep, if she would like.

>> No.6945424

I'd pat her head, brush her hair, hug her all day erryday. And use her density powers to do something awesome.

Dat oni~

>> No.6946472

QUALITY THREAD

>> No.6946912

>>6946472
QUALITY AUTISM

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