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6942487 No.6942487 [Reply] [Original]

If the kappa are the dwarves of Gensokyo, who are the elves?

>> No.6942489

Tengu

>> No.6942501
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6942501

>kappatits

>> No.6942502

lunarians

>> No.6942504

Can we just not mix the fantasies?

>> No.6942508
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>>6942501
Fine kappa craftsmanship.

>> No.6942511

And who are the orcs?

>> No.6942517
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>>6942501
>Rodney Dangerfield

>> No.6942521

>>6942511

Shrine Maidens.

>> No.6942523
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>>6942489
The Tengu are too vain and proud to be a counterpart to Elves. I'd say Celestials are the closest thing to Elves in Touhou.

>> No.6942524

>>6942517
Don't go there bro.

You're on thin ice as is.

>> No.6942531

>>6942517
How can you hate Rodney Dangerfield?

It's impossible.

>> No.6942532

>>6942523
>too vain and proud to be a counterpart to Elves

really depends on the elves.

>> No.6942534

lunarians
shitty thread by the way

>> No.6942535

>>6942487
Wouldn't the Elves be the Lunarians? Healing magic, ancient magic, and live secluded in a forest?

>>6942511
Orcs...? Maybe the Yakumos?

>> No.6942538

>>6942531
It's a joke

>> No.6942543

>>6942523
...but that makes them the perfect elves in most of fantasy settings.

>> No.6942546

>>6942523

Tenshi is not a typical celestial. Actually she's VERY different from typical celestials.

I'd say Lunarians would be the closest thing to elves.

But none of the youkai races are really similar to typical fantasy races.

>> No.6942554

This is my own opinion, but wouldn't the Kappa be more like Gnomes? I always figured the Oni to be more like Dwarves.

>> No.6942559

Tsuchigumo are the dwarves.

I guess that would make kappa the elves.

>> No.6942560

>>6942523

Celestials are asirmar or just plain good aligned outsiders, deva or solars for example.

>> No.6942561
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>>6942517
>>6942531

I get no respect, I tell ya.

>> No.6942574

None of the youkai species match fantasy archetypes. Kappa are nothing like dwarves.

Lesser Oni may be similar to orcs and ogres but that's about it.

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>>6942561
ITS BECAUSE YOUR FAT AND UGLY AND NO ONE LOVES YOU.

>> No.6942598
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6942598

Any thread discussing Nitori's floatation devices is fine by me.

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>>6942598

I support you in your endeavor, Anonymous.

>Pixiv tag: かっぱい

Ha! Ha! Kappatits...

>> No.6942714

>>6942523
>too vain and proud to be a counterpart to Elves

Someone doesn't understand elves.

>> No.6942720

>>6942714

Shut up, dorf.

>> No.6942733
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6942733

Human Friendship Level: High.

>> No.6942746
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6942746

Here's a question for you, /jp/. If the Kappa are so advanced, how come Nitori doesn't know how to use the three seashells?

>> No.6942753
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>>6942733
Being in the friendzone was never this good.

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>>6942753

No, Anonymous, that's not how it works. The better the person you're with, the more it hurts to get friendzone'd.

>> No.6943106
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6943106

Tolkienish elves - Lunarians.
Broadest definition - Everyone except Renko and Maribel.

>> No.6943125
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6943125

Is Hina a dwarf? She seems to have the beard for it.

>> No.6943139

>>6942746
Oh wow, she did that to herself. Hmm, I'm going to need this as my new wallpaper but it's not exactly wallpaper formatted .... decisions decisions

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>>6943125

>> No.6943160

>>6942746
Interesting, it doesn't really look bad if you resize it to fit. Unique.

>> No.6943183
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>>6943160

Good going, Anonymous! Your resourcefulness is second to none!

Also, check out Nitori's tits ...

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>>6943183

I should have just gone with "torpedoes". I feel dumb.

>> No.6943225

>>6942523
my opinions:
dorf: kappa
human: human
elf: tengu or lunarians (especially rabbits with their ears)
halfling: tengu
orc: oni
goblins: faeries

>> No.6943237

Reimu is an undead zombie.

>> No.6943239

>>6942535

I'd say it's pretty obvious that the Yaklumo family are the Trolls.

Though for once, Yukari is pulling all the weight there.

>> No.6943240

>>6942746
>oh god how did i get here i am not good with toilet

>> No.6943253
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6943253

Come to think of it, if you want to go back before Tolkien and the definitions of modern folklore studies, you probably get Tuatha de Danann - in this context a combination of tengu, nue and oni, although not in appearance.

>> No.6943259

>>6943253

Could Nitori fix my broken heart?

>> No.6943260

I'm pretty sure Lunarians are just humans living on the moon.

>> No.6943265

>>6943260
you're pretty wrong

>> No.6943267
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6943267

Apology in advance to any folklore buffs who actually can spell Irish mythical names, which I cannot and will not pretend to be able to do.

>> No.6943277

>>6943265
>http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Lunarian
>and are classified as human in Perfect Memento in Strict Sense.

>> No.6943294

>>6943277

But Akyu is a liar, so yeah.

>> No.6943297

This is not an excuse to throw out any statement of fact you find in PMISS.

>> No.6943306
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6943306

By all means, Lunarians are human. A distinct racial group of humans with unique traits, but human nonetheless.

>> No.6943310

>>6943253
Add kappa as the fomorians and you're set. One etymology for fomor is "(those who dwell) below water" after all.

>>6943267
No worries, I'm fairly sure Irish mythological names are never intended to be correctly written or pronounced. Case in point, how do you read Cwn Annwn?

>> No.6943316
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6943316

Just where are you looking, human?

>> No.6943326

>>6943316
At your lovely tits.

>> No.6943336
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6943336

As for the exact circumstances that brought Lunarians to the moon, though... any theory including something-Tsukiyomi, something-filthiness and something-majickal teleportation seems to float the boat.

>>6943310

Read it as "caen annawn", but pretty sure that is only remotely correct.

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>>6943326

I'm sure your candor is refreshing to some ladies, Anonymous.

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>>6943259

If you let her

>> No.6943375
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Then again, mostly made the association since Tuatha de Danann, tengu, oni and nue all belong to that rather extensive group of mythical creatures that travel "in black clouds".

As Anon worded it, it's like taking the tube. Common public transportation.

>> No.6943417

>>6943277
That still doesn't mean that any human who starts living on the moon is a Lunarian. Kinda like how denizens of /jp/ could move to japan but still be whiteys

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>> No.6943454

>>6943421
"You are one of those nerds, right? Can you fix my computer?"

>> No.6943468

>>6943454
Thats what she gets for using a иoow computer

>> No.6943489
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6943489

So what happens if she takes your buttball? Death, or even worse things?

>> No.6943501

>>6942746

>three seashells

Huh?

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>>6943501
>he doesn't know what the three seashells are

>> No.6943613

>>6943501
It's a joke from Demolition Man. In the future toilet paper is obsolete and replaced by a system that involves three seashells. Sylvester Stallone doesn't know, or care to know how that works, so he just repeatedly swears at a computer until he gets enough cussing fines to wipe his ass.

>> No.6943628

>>6943613
>>6943524
>>6943501
>>6942746
Demolition man will one day be fine art.

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>>6943501
>>6943524

>> No.6943647

>>6943628
Wasn't this the movie that joked about Reagan being president as well?

>> No.6943656

>>6943647
reagan was president.

Arnold now thats what they were talking about.

And its still quite possible.

>> No.6943673

>>6943628
Demolition man is fine art today.

>> No.6943683

>>6943656
I think the phrase "oh right, I believe he was an actor back in your day?" is always kind of a reagan joke

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I love demolition man, but it's not as good as 5th element.

I also love the same name song by the police.

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>>6943421

>> No.6943903

What the hell is this thread about anymore?

>> No.6943911

>>6943903
dicks

>> No.6944206
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Cute Nitori is the best Nitori.

>> No.6944236

Why is Nitori not wearing any pants in OP's pic?

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>> No.6946111

>>6946093
Is it bad if I thought "DDR DDR DDR" in my head when I saw the thumbnail?

>> No.6946122
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Kappa r the gnomes.

>> No.6946133
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>> No.6946154
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6946154

More friendship.

>> No.6946321

>>6946154

How is this going to end?

>> No.6946324

>>6946321
Sex

>> No.6946336

>>6946324

But that's not what being friends is about.

>> No.6946346

>>6946336
I'll show you what being friends is all about
*grabs cock*

>> No.6946349

>>6946154
Why always faceless sex addicted men raping a girl but never a cute innocent shota making sweet love?

>> No.6946352
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>>6946336
They're just really good friends.

>> No.6946356

>>6946349
Touhou has some of that as well.

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>>6946352

Would you mind sharing the name with me, Hong?

I need to learn what is this thing they call "friend" and how sex feels like, at the same time.

>> No.6946379

I love turtles too, OP.

>> No.6946416 [SPOILER] 
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>>6946377
Currently my favorite Nitori doujin.
http://www.mediafire.com/?370tlr2uwbmavy5

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>>6946416

I'm sure you've been told this but you really are a super cool dude who totally deserves to get "befriended" by cartoon girls all day, every day.

>> No.6946506
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now when you play MS4, you will always remember this.

>> No.6947010

>>6946434
Might want to be careful about what girls are doing the "befriending", though. It can have different meanings for different girls.

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>>6947010

The end result should be the same even if one possible process is much more painful.

>> No.6947057

>>6946416
>favourite Nitori doujin
>gives link to porn

I kind if pity you now.

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>>6947057

What's wrong, Anonymous? Don't you like nice things and having fun?

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>>6947057
>having pity for people in /jp/

>> No.6948003
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Nitori's butt doesn't get enough attention

>> No.6948057
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>>6948003
I assure you, I pay a LOT of attention to Nitori's derrière too.

>> No.6948105

I like this thread

>> No.6948169
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Nitori's chest is truly appreciated

>> No.6948185

>>6948169
I fuckin hate whoever decided Nitori was a boobmonster. She was one of my favorites when MoF came out, then they made her look like shit in 99% of all pictures and doujins about her.

>> No.6948202
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hoo~ray for giant Nitori

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>>6948185

I would suspect kappa are not in any way permanently limited, whether it comes to size, shape, weight, firmness, colouring, proportions or whatever other variable that can be reasonably applied to breasts. They have probably long since discovered ways to alter such as their mood dictates.

>> No.6948226

>>6948185
I hate this too. Fanon ruins everything it touches. Hong, Ran, Yuyoko, Eirin, Komachi, Sanae, Momiji, Patchy, and Yuugi all were turned into giant titty monsters. What the hell man.

>> No.6948229

>>6948185
what's the point of the key on her chest if it's not restraining leviathan tits

>> No.6948230
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>>6948185
my thoughts exactly.

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>>6948229

>> No.6948240
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Don't mind me.

>> No.6948244
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>>6948229

>leviathan tits

Added written in stone upon the great monolith of metaphors.

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>>6948226
>Komachi
>turned into giant titty monster
What?

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>>6948240

Does that happen a lot?

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>>6948258

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>>6948260

More often than not.

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