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>otaku culture
What foods do you otaku eat?

>> No.6941940

jellys

>> No.6941942

Are you trying to make a point or are you serious? Either way, I don't like it.

>> No.6941946

Ate a carrot, some jap rice, and toast with curry paste on it today.

Other than that...I eat my mums cooking.

>> No.6941949

NEET Cooking:

>> No.6941951

Whatever I can cook, which is very limited by my food budget.

Aren't those fungi poisonous?

>> No.6941962

Normal food.

>> No.6941975

rice, veggies and water

thats all i need

>> No.6941981

>>6941951
I'm not sure. If I found one I'd eat it, or at least taste, bite, lick it and pop those juicy red bits. Delicious.

>>6941946
>toast with curry paste
Lol no.


>>6941942
Only that I made sure it's understood that this thread is otaku related. Still got 3+ "polite" sages either way.

>> No.6941983

>>6941949
Bowl of cereal

>> No.6941990

Healthy Choice Steamers with a apple. Cheap food that is quick and easy to make. I drink Earl Grey tea as well.

>> No.6941992

>>6941981
Can't remember their name but I'm most certain its poisonous. That's why it looks so delicious.

>> No.6942000

>>6941992
Hydnellum peckii. It is not dangerous, but it tastes horrible.

>> No.6942015

Today I drank two glasses of water, had a slice of pizza and a Blue Agave tequila flavored energy drink instead of coffee.

I might have some ravioli for lunch.

>> No.6942021

>>6942000
>>6942000
Where is biologist anon? We need moe anthropomorphism of bad tasting candy mushroom!

>> No.6942036

Convenience store onigiri and saba cans.

>> No.6942039
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6942039

Today I ate some cake and jam toast ;_;
Being poor sucks.

>> No.6942046

>>6942021
Moe Bleeding Tooth Mushroom? Not sure if I'd want this...

As for food, have had a Canada Dry and about to scavenge up something. Probably burritos.

>> No.6942048

I've had a bowl of cereal. It's now 8pm.

Only casuals and normals eat.

>> No.6942050 [DELETED] 

Shitty dorm food, some spinach leaves with oil and vinegar, and milk.

>> No.6942061

Pizza Pops
Sunny D
Canned Tuna (Delicious Mercury and PCBs)
Bananas (Helps with the diarrhea)

>> No.6942065

>>6942050
>Shitty dorm food, some spinach leaves with oil and vinegar, and milk.
>dorm food
>spinach leaves with oil, vinegar, and milk

Dorm food is soda, noodles, and popcorn.

>> No.6942072 [DELETED] 

>>6942065
Dining hall food. It's like cafeteria food, but their salad selection is decent. Probably to keep kids from getting scurvy from a diet of malt liquor, hamburgers, and ramen noodles.

>> No.6942079

>>6942065
I eat popcorn when I want meat, but can't afford any.

>> No.6942093

>>6942072
You should always take you malt liquor with lime.

>> No.6942099

>>6942079
Can't anon catch his own meat?

>> No.6942102

>>6942079
I catch strays.

>> No.6942121

>>6942099
I'm too slow and have bad coordination.

And anything more pathetic than I am, would just be too hard for me to kill ;_;

I'd eat it if someone else killed and prepared it for me, I'd even cross dress for glorious provider

>> No.6942141

>>6942121
Are sexual services included in that offer?

>> No.6942143

>>6942141
I can't even feed myself, what am I going to do to stop him?

>> No.6942144

>>6942121
I'm vegetarian and can't see myself killing anything, but I'd still like to see you crossdress, anon.

>> No.6942161

I've been thinking about ordering some bird feed so I can try hunting the local avians from my apartment. Will this get me sick, or in any trouble? Will the birds remember me and hold a grudge?

>> No.6942164
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>>6942121
>>6942144
>>6942143
>>6942141
No thread is safe from the gay.

>> No.6942168

>>6942164
Is /jp/ anyone here with an interest in 3D is gay.

>> No.6942170

>>6942161
Why hunt flying rats when you can get crawling ones?

>> No.6942173

>>6942161
Unless you kill a rare bird of some kind I don't think you'll break any laws, unless you fire weapons in an urban area like an air pistol.

Bird flu is a risk you'll be taking. Yeah, not really wise, anon.

>> No.6942179

>>6942168
hur dur everyone on /jp/ is a pathetic self imposed prison gay.

Seriously dude go outside and find a woman.

>> No.6942181

>>6942173
I was going to try and net a larger pigeon with my pellet rifle. I had no idea those were illegal to shoot in the city. I guess it's fine if no one reports me then.
Bird flu? My body is ready.

>> No.6942184

>>6942179
Get out.

>> No.6942193

I've been feeling sick for the past two weeks or so, after thinking it may be the mold I found out it was the shit I've been keeping in my room that's been making me ill. Now that i can't store it in here anymore I don't know what I'm going to do.

For now I'm eating less so it won't be as much of an issue. But I'm going to need a new system to deal with it, and going to the bathroom when my parents are here is out of the question.

doushio..

>> No.6942194

>>6942184
What? Not being pathetic is against the rules?

I mean if you were actually gay I could respect that, but you're just lowering your standards because you're lonely and afraid of anyone who isn't pathetic as yourself.

>> No.6942198

>>6942194
Reported for trolling outside of /b/.

>> No.6942206

>>6942193
Depending on where you live pitching it out the window may be an option.

Otherwise I don't know how to help, keeping shit in my room hasn't made me sick yet.

>> No.6942208

Whatever my mom is cooking.

>> No.6942213

>>6942193
That sucks, anon-kun. Yeah that shit can get on your chest. Try to clean up as best you can, get help if you can't do it on your own. A clean house is so cash, it's just hard to maintain it.

>> No.6942231

>>6942193
Do you mean fecal matter or garbage?

>> No.6942244

>>6942231
I mean the the stuff that comes out of your ass.

A house full of normals sure is stressing. ;_;

>> No.6942251

>>6942244

Please tell me you at least keep it in a bucket or something.

>> No.6942254

>>6942244
I know that feel.

Hasn't made me sick, though.
Maybe you need better ventilation?

>> No.6942259

>>6942251
;_;

>> No.6942263

Dude just go to the shitter

>> No.6942269

>>6942263
You wouldn't understand.

>> No.6942283

Being around shit can make you sick?

My plan for the zombie apocalypse is ruined. What kind of sickness does it give?

>> No.6942304

Indian, because I am an Indian.

>> No.6942307

Shitting in your room is obviously not the ideal situation, but you've got no other choice, try to find something put it in. Your parents might have a bucket in the garage, or a *watertight* trash can is another good option. It'll smell better and be less infective if you can get ahold of some lime to add in (possibly also in your garage, if your parents are into gardening. Hydrated lime > crushed limestone, but don't get it on your skin).

>> No.6942319

>>6942307
I live in an apartment, and the closest thing to a bucket my parents own is a bowl.

I prefer plastic bags anyhow, as they hold more and are easier to store/use.

When I run out though, the floor it is!

>> No.6942336

>>6942283
Fecal particles with bacteria get into the air and you breathe them in. It should be okay if is your own shit.

>> No.6942348

I cannot understand this concept of not wanting to leave your room to shit, because your parents are in the same house. Are you trolling? Fuck sake, if not just go to /fit/ and get some motivation. They aren't going to fucking eat you.

>> No.6942359

>>6942348
I don't want motivation, I want to be left alone.

Being around people is painful and uncomfortable, it's frightening and embarrassing. This is a small price to pay for the peace of mind I receive being by myself.

>> No.6942365

>>6942348
First week on /jp/?

>> No.6942368
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6942368

I believe in you shitanon.

>> No.6942370

>>6942359
Doesn't it smell quite a bit in your room though ? I've got quite the gargantuan social phobia as well but my hygiena OCDs would prevent me from doing like you.

>> No.6942395

>>6942370
I used to have some hygiene OCD symptoms but a long stretch of depression and psychological issues sort of made it go away. The only thing I really care about anymore is not leaving my room so I don't have to see other people.

Try it, you'll like it. You'll never need to wash your hands every ten minutes again.

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6942424

>Try <getting sick from sitting in your own shit>. You'll like it.

>> No.6942425

>>6942359
Are you ugly or just mentally disabled?

>> No.6942444

>>6942395
But how do you keep people out?

>> No.6942462

>>6942444
It's incredibly simple. No one tries to come in.

>> No.6944801

bummp :)

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