/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Hi /jp/
/co/mrade here.

I have visited this board, and just want to say that you people scare me. But in a good way.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

You're from another board, you probably want to have a girlfriend or a wife or you already do. That's so messed up.

[Anonymous No.]

Then our plan failed but I can still try: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzD76g4BlQA

[Anonymous No.]

>>6939588


>>6928893

Oh really? What is the good way that you talk of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6939590
/jp/ does not let me down.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see Spiderman fuck Yamame

[Anonymous No.]

>>6939588
I would let Sakuya slit my throat any day.

;_;

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

>>6939630
I want her to slit my throat and for remilia to shit in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6939633
that's the spirit!

[Anonymous No.]

Well let's put it like this. If /jp/ is the highest in board quality (and it is) it goes like this:
/jp/
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/co/
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/a/
/v/
/b/
/soc/

So I mean, you guys are better than /a/, so you're entitled to a warmish welcome. But don't get comfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Sakuya to slit my throat as Remilia takes a shit it in as Patchy pisses on me while Meiling starts a fire to cook and eat my body.

[Anonymous No.]

Freud and every psychologists would be busy with us all night long. Maybe to the point that would become crazy, except Freud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6939661

[Anonymous No.]

>>6939671
Freud was a hack who loved penises. He'd join us in penis escapades. We would pretend to be little girls and he would be the lecherous grandfather.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ is a terrible board filled with terrible people like myself. But at least it isn't filled with goddamn normals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6939687
I want a shop of the "We were discussing penises, would you care to join," but with Freud on it.

[Anonymous No.]

Pads don't go "~boing~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>6939694
We're truly horrible horrible people.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Orin to take down my hanged body and slit my throat and wrap up my still erect penis so that the hard on would not go off and fuck my dead body and then burn it.

Oh yeah, in atomic fires of course.

[Anonymous No.]

Enjoy your stay brother

[Anonymous No.]

For every halfway decent poster there is one of these:
>>6939722

God damn you 6939722
God damn you to hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>6939654
As a fellow /jp/er, I'd have to disagree with you. I'm pretty sure /tg/ still has a better user base than us.

Besides, ever since the "Otaku Culture" name change, we've had /a/ trash hanging around and shitting things up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6939721
I am ashamed of myself and I am not even worth being called a human being.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6939736
I'll go to hell with joy. Be it the Dante version or any else religious version that there is.

The stone piling is bit boring though...

[Anonymous No.]

I'd like Mei-Ling to gag me, tie my ankles to the table legs and hold me back with her raw maiden strength while Sakuya dices my penis into 1/12th inch cuts while Remilia and Flandre slowly chew and switch between eating off my chest and tongue. Patchuli and Koakuma would just be patiently waiting for Sakuya and Mei-Ling to finish preparing and I would occasionally catch them out of the side of my eye giving me their blank but mildly curious stares only when I went silent from the occasional numbness preventing me from feeling my dancing, violent ecstasy let alone anything at all. That lack of feeling in itself, a meta-escape, would prove to satisfy the soul more and more with innumerable, unspoken ways as I draw closer to a supposedly eternal world more glorious than Gensokyo even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6939754
I'd say /tg/ and /jp/ are about equal,(/jp/ is just less general, I mean really... it's kind of just old /b/ for NEET Hikkis). As much as I know about Touhou, I can't penetrate their culture though. I guess /tg/ is for the non weeaboo abnormals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6939754
If you asked my unworthy opinion, /tg/'s humour is still there, the vibrant life, the colourful discussion are there but the userbase is à la /v/. Perhaps it is because I changed my standards but that's just my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6939764
Beautifull bro, beautifull.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6939758
We are a special breed. I like to think when aliens come to the world, they'll be the first race to take pity of the hikkis of the world. They'll abduct us into their spaceships and we'll start to freak out, but they'll speak to us calmly: 'We are the Quahedrons. We understand the philosophies you live by, my friend. We wish to invite you into a golden palace for eternity! There your purpose will be understood'.
We'll think about it, look back at them and say, with vigour 'No. Although it may not seem obvious you you wise Quahedrons, we do serve an important purpose. Where would the great men of yesteryear be without people to look down on? We are important to this world'
Shedding a tear, the kind of the Quahedrons will salute us, and beam us back down to earth, with wiped memories, as we requested. Every year they return, and every year you make the same decisions, for the sake of humanity.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6939799
Woooooooooow

I love you /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>6939799
And here I thought we'd say something like

.... Go back to /a/ fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6939588
What is this from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6939873
That's a Touhou.

[Necrobrotent No.]

The only way this thread could be better is if someone storytimed some bomb queen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6939654
We have some decent user base, but there is enough scum around to make that more than even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6939694
/jp/ is a great board filled with good things. There are some bad things but nothing can be perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ is a lonely path. It is also the ultimate humanitarian path. We forgo social interaction in hopes that someone out there in the world will take our share. Such is the sacrifice that we must endure when we take up the banner of /jp/. Our path is a solemn path. We do not expect to experience happiness. We do not expect companionship. We do not expect any interaction with the opposite sex. Instead we live our lives through the eyes of the protagonists in visual novels. Once we see through their eyes, we cannot turn back and hope to experiencing those things through our own mortal flesh. In becoming one with /jp/ we shed our fragile bodies for the eternal body that is a VN protagonist.

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

>>6939764
>>6939661
I wouldn't want that filthy chinaman to touch me.

on the other hand, I'd enjoy for Rumia to shred my limbs into pieces an stuff my instestines with them and make sausages for whatever Gensokyo's equivalent of Oktoberfest is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6939588
>Hi /jp/
>/co/mrade here.

RUN FRIEND. RUN BEFORE THEY INFECT YOU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6939909
I agree

[Anonymous No.]

>>6939930
being eviscerated in pitch blackness in order to feed the precious touhous, nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6939931
It's too late. He already thinks we're 'cool,' and that's the point of no return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6939959
He thinks we're...cool?

How does this work? How could this manage to happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6939959
One of us! One of us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6939963
I think you're pretty cool. I wanna suck you off :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>6939983

[Voile's other Hermit !!YEZvwvDFX75 No.]

>>6939987
Whoa now, slow down buddy, I'm fine without your oral assistance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6939994
Like Youmu the girl would got a penis. Pfff!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6939994
Please don't reject me, I really hate it.

[Voile's other Hermit !!YEZvwvDFX75 No.]

>>6940005
then hate it, all I need and all there is, only my two hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hi /jp/
>/co/mrade here.

believe it or not

that is how I found my way here

you people are truly a bread apart, even here on 4chan, and somehow I became infatuated with you and your toohoos

[Anonymous No.]

>>6940010
>>6940005
>>6939987
>>6939994
>>6939999

[Anonymous No.]

>>6940071
>mou

Oh come on now.

[Anonymous No.]

I remember back before /jp/ existed and /a/ was full of ronery threads and tohou all the damn time.

Suddenly not a touhou to be found and I can't remember the last time /a/ even went that far off-topic.

Is this what beauty is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6940100
/a/ still has ronery threads in addition to misogyny threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6940100
Every thread on /a/ right now is off-topic or about the big 3. How is this beauty?

[Anonymous No.]

I enjoy good conversation as much as the next little girl, but if you're going to stick around you'll need to shave your legs and acquire some tights. That's just the way things are.

[Anonymous No.]

OP had the sense to use a Touhoe as his picture. I think he'll fit in fine.

[Anonymous No.]

I-is this fan mail?

I thought the neighbors wanted us dead.

Well, uh enjoy your stay try not to sit in anything.


been shitting in a 12 gallon tub, becuase I haven't left my room in a week, god damn sick leave give me back my house ;_;[/spoiler

[Anonymous No.]

>>6940136
there are several bleach threads you mean

and you know damn well that /a/ never talks about naruto, ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>6940189
Are you seriously defending /a/ on /jp/? Really?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, /jp/. So tsundere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6940208
It's just an /a/ user shitting things up while he's here. Don't even acknowledge it, and it will leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6940208
no

but they don't tolerate naruto threads, anyone who's seen one can appreciate that

they're spammed to hell and even publically banned

[Anonymous No.]

>>6940189
>>>/a/45788730
There is a Naruto thread on the front page.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6940232
and is anyone actually discussing naruto?

no, every post is spam

every naruto thread on /a/ is spammed to hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>6940232
Looking at the direction that thread went in, I'm sad to say I would have rather seen an actual Naruto discussion thread.

[Anonymous No.]

/co/ and /jp/