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Can I turn you into poop?

>> No.6938125

That sounds unpleasant, so no.

>> No.6938123

yukari, poop, in my rectum, I poop, her poop, ))<>((, etc etc

>> No.6938128

WHY would you ever want to do that? Seriously, give me one good reason.

>> No.6938129
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..No?

>> No.6938131
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...

>> No.6938139

QUALITY THREAD

>> No.6938144
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6938144

Yes.

>> No.6938152

only if i can eat yours first, nee-chan

>> No.6938157

But I am already poop. I am the essence of poop. My poopy existence is substantial and undeniable. Try as you might, pathetic youkai, for you will never create a poop as magnificent as myself.

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>>6938128
Nutrition. Is there any other reason, sillly?

>> No.6938163

Only my pinky, Yuuka.

>> No.6938176

Everyone knows that if you want a nutritious meal, /jp/ users aren't the way to go. Or at least I'm not. I could easily say that I'm neither nutritious nor delicious.

>> No.6938171

you can't if i'm already one

>> No.6938193

>>6938162
Why not try sperm then? Much healthier substitute than human meat.

>> No.6938200

>>6938193
It isn't.

>> No.6938240

eating us would be like eating the village dogs out in sand nigger country.

You could do so much better even among our own kind.

>>/a/
>>/fit/
>>/k/

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>> No.6939451

>>6939443

I'm not sure why you bumped this just to post that.

>> No.6939463

>>6938121
If you ate me you would probably die of sudden drug overdose. And near the end you'd get diarhea. So think about it twice.

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>>6938240
you forgot /ck/! the most delicious of the bunch!

>>6938139
oh come on, this thread is actually funny since op is being ironic.

>> No.6939493

>>6939482

What are you doing? Are you trying to make a point or something?

>> No.6939564

I just happen to have thought up a MUCH more pleasurable method of having contact with your anus.

>> No.6939624

>>6939564
I mean, it doesn't provide much nutrition, but a refined youkai lady like you would sure appreciate the finer things in life.

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>> No.6939651

That language isn't appropriate for a lady.

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