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6935746 No.6935746 [Reply] [Original]

Does /jp/ have it`s own seven mysteries like Japanese High schools?

>> No.6935765

Yeah, one goes bit like this.

Once you get the fuck out of /jp/. You will never come back.

>> No.6935767

I heard that if you report a thread 13 times it will disappear

>> No.6935771

When you say you hate lolis, one Chen dies.

>> No.6935784 [DELETED] 

we don't have janitors

Shit is literally scary.

>> No.6935790

>>6935765
>>6935767
>>6935771
>>6935784

Go on, we need 3 more.

>> No.6935792
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6935792

/jp/ doesn't have janitors and I piss my pants every night thinking about it.

>> No.6935796
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6935796

Say old hag three time in front of a mirror.

>> No.6935797

>>6935792
Miles?

>> No.6935802

>>6935796
But that's not Yukari.

>> No.6935804

>>6935790
Well...There aren't necessarily only 3 more
Because some of these may not be true mysteries, only rumors

>> No.6935807

/jp/ doesn't have any mods, but some say it's actually possible to get banned for off-topic posts.

>> No.6935816

>>6935807
True story. I got banned for making a reaction image thread, AND IT WAS TOUHOU RELATED. Watch out guys, meido can be lurking anywhere at anytime.

>> No.6935824

I will show you a huge mystery
*grabs cocks*

>> No.6935840
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6935840

if /a/ and /jp/ fuse again.
you're gonna see some serious shit.

>> No.6935846

i think the most common one is that if there are mods here or not. nobody ever seen them, but some people still get banned. i myself shared their fate once, so i came to believe that mods actually do exist, they just choose to hide their existence for whatever reason.

>> No.6935862

>>6935816
Meido can't ban

>> No.6935877

>>6935862
the legend says /jp/ has special meido who are janitors as well. they possess Mystic Eyes of Ban Perception allowing them to ban anything. or so i heard.

>> No.6936731

Legend of the Evil Thirteen Reports

Anonymous was once looking for a good thread in the old board building. Unable to find one he makes a metathread. As he scrolls down the pages, he knew that they were supposed be twelve reports on his thread. As soon as he reaches the last post, he counted thirteen and found his thread 404'd.

Abandoned Thread

One evening, Anonymous told his fellow Anonymous to change the subject of a thread by posting something else. He lost his composure after being trolled and hanged himself with a part of his reaction image. When Anonymous came to check on him, he only found the post being insulted to death. unexplainable events happened some time later. When Anonymous was posting in another similar thread, after refreshing the page he saw the same post from before. As soon as the page finished loading the post disappeared.

The Anonymous and the Severed Hand

In the old onahole thread, a newfriend accidentally cut off his hand with the homemade onahole instructions contained in the thread. He was rushed to the hospital but died at arrival. The board and the staff tried to find the severed hand but could never find it. Ever since, it is said that people can hear the sound of a boy crying in pain and see the severed hand crawling around in onahole threads.

>> No.6936732

The Ginkgo Tree

There was once an Anonymous who was being bullied and ended up hanging himself at a Ginkgo with a manji engraved on its bark. It is said once in a while the hanging his last post reappears and disappears at threads about school experiences and suicide.

Goddess of PVC

An Anonymous was crushed by a tumbled statue of his waifu. Every now and then, the crushed body is said to reappear at night covered in blood on figurine threads.

Blood-stained Well

An Anonymous fell deep inside a well and it became filled with blood.

Bloody Reflection

There was once a musicfag who accidentally fell into a glass door in the OC thread and died immediately. After that, it is said a reflection of a bloody body is shown on the OC threads.

>> No.6936772

>In the old onahole thread, a newfriend accidentally cut off his hand with the homemade onahole instructions contained in the thread.

What the fuck is going on in the onahole threads..

>> No.6936778

You can actually get banned for shitposting on /jp/

>> No.6936794

All Umineko threads with 100+ posts will resurrect on the second day.

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