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Yukari Yakumo appears. She tells you that she will gap you to gensokyo if you will finish your life during next few days. What do you do? How are you going to do it?

>> No.6926889

I don't have one so, damn, that was easy.

Same answer is true for all on /jp/.

>> No.6926892

>>6926889
So how are you writing this post?
finish life = dying

>> No.6926895
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>>6926889
>I don't have one so, damn, that was easy.
Wow, same here.

>> No.6926902

First of all, I'd ask what the catch is; she's not a charitable person and I don't really trust her.

>> No.6926912

>>6926902
After you're put in Gensokyo, she will have an animated doll put in your place in the real world. It will look and talk like you, but will in fact be a magic robot spy subservient to Yukari. She'll use this as a tool in her dealings with the outside world.

By replacing someone alive rather than invent a persona from scratch, she has a more convincing spy.
It saves her the trouble with fucking around with birth certificates, too.

>> No.6926922

>>6926895
>not animated
I sad.

>> No.6926933
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6926933

And then you commit suicide and the last words you hear are "lolwtf, he actually did it, how pathethic, hahaha"

>> No.6926935

>>6926912
Sounds fair.

On the other hand, asking her what the catch is, is both useless and stupid. She's just as likely to lie as to not really have any intent as to tell the truth.

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>>6926922
this cmp guy saves nearly all his images as gifs and not a damn one is animated

>> No.6926952

>>6926933
I was thinking it'd be more along the line of:
And then as you open your eyes upon Gensokyu for the first time, some random youkai jumps out from behind a bush, kills, and eats you.

>> No.6926961

>>6926912
I'd decline, Yukari will have to find another pawn. I cannot let the outside world be subjected to her deceitful schemes so easily.

>> No.6926964

>>6926937
Well at least GIF is better than JPEG for this kind of image.

>> No.6926965

She won't be able to use her powers in the real world because too many nerds believe in her here, and Touhou runs on atheism.

Time for her to get drugged and forget all about Gensokyo as she slaves over my dick.

>> No.6926971

>>6926965
Step 1: Try that.
Step 2: Find out it doesn't apply.
Step 3: Get annihilated by Yukari.

>> No.6926978

>>6926965
Gensokyo runs on faith, Yukari's powers aren't bounded by Gensokyo.

Having said that, I'd ask her why exactly she couldn't do the transfer now. I mean, if she's going to replace me anyway, then why bother faking my own death?

The whole point about only taking suicides is that those people were going to die anyway, and so won't be missed as it'll look like they suicided. If she WANTS to have a robo-me here, then suiciding is counterproductive.

Then I'd see if she's amenable to fucking.

>> No.6926979

>>6926971
Keep telling yourself that.

>> No.6926983

>>6926979
Supernatural powers function in the outside world; it's canon. Deal with it.

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>>6926979
You're not KoG.

>> No.6927001

>>6926978
You remember that the sage youkai promised the vampires to supply them with the blood of suicides of outside people?
Maybe she is running low on such people and she is lending a hand in the process of suicide.

>> No.6927003

>>6926952
Nah. Too much trouble just to be cruel.

She'll just gap your corpse to Gensokyo for youkai to eat, technically fulfilling her promise.

>> No.6927018

>>6927001
BUT SHE CAN JUST STEAL FROM A BLOOD BANK JEEZ

...Actually, no she can't now that I think about it. I bet Remilia only takes the finest pampered whiny white folk, which is why she can't just kidnap a bunch of black kids from Africa or something.

Still, that means she has to actually kidnap people BEFORE they commit suicide. A body probably doesn't taste very good after having 50 gallons of bleach drunk by it.

>> No.6927032

That feel when no one discuss how to die and instead they discuss what Yukari plans are.

>> No.6927042

>>6927032
Breathe pure nitrogen.

That said, >>6927003 is probably correct.

>> No.6927055

>>6927042
Canon Yukari (that means real one!) isn't like that. She is neutral to most things around her. She might act good if she has business related with it or you will be nice to her.

>> No.6927072

Violate her body until she does the killing herself

>> No.6927113

>>6927032
>That feel when no one discuss how to die and instead they discuss what Yukari plans are.
Just stop doing the things that keep you alive.

>> No.6927165

QUALITY THREAD

>> No.6929765

so she will gap my dead body?, that's not what I wanted...

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