Scripts!

[Remi aka Cirno !PiT3HFilu2 No.]

I'll read scripts for you /jp/~ :3c Just post and I'll do (unless it's dumb).

http://vocaroo.com/?media=v8v09DqJrnHVD08tz

I also do song requests!

[Anonymous No.]

Read this: So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

[Akane !9Baka9Ay96 No.]

>:3c

[Anonymous No.]

Get out. Immediately is not fast enough.

[Anonymous No.]

niichan, stop playing with your dumb meidos and come here.
[slap yourself]
I-I'm sorry. I just want to make you happy. Please?

[Anonymous No.]

Say this for me

"I'm a fat, attention whoring, emoticon spewing, secondary retard and I should be removed from the gene pool immediately."

[Remi aka Cirno !PiT3HFilu2 No.]

>>6924413
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vWUbLxECfcAnry9gq

>>6924426
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vMIqyTmsOk8wPZp3v

>>6924428
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vH9xkipxK1os6Iy5F

[Anonymous No.]

>>6924428

I have a question. Say a person plays the games (once or twice, maybe even beat a few of them) but doesn't care at all about canon or fanon and just masturbates to the characters? What does that make this person?

[Remi aka Cirno !PiT3HFilu2 No.]

>>6924450
Hmm? A loser I guess? I have been obsessed with touhou for 3 years (sad time, yeah. I should have got into it sooner) and I've played all the games and I play them a lot. I love both the characters and games. What about you? Do you like both the characters and games?

Oh, and I love the music.

tldr; a loser.

[Remi aka Cirno !PiT3HFilu2 No.]

>>6924450
>>6924462

Wait, I think I answered the question wrong. Now I'm just confused. :/

[Anonymous No.]

You are quite shrill.

[Anonymous No.]

It's like I'm really on /a/.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>"Sakuya-san, Sakuya-san, cleaning stop! Room cleaning stop!"

and is that you, geso-girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6924472

The inv/a/sion continues, pretty soon /jp/ will be nothing but waifu roulette and memespamming greentexting >mfw's.

[Akane !9Baka9Ay96 No.]

>>6924470
You're still here...

[Anonymous No.]

Can you say

THE HEART

then say

FUCK YOU

and then

IM TITE KUBO

and then

NO BACKGROUNDS

and then

I LOVE MY LIFE

[Remi aka Cirno !PiT3HFilu2 No.]

>>6924471
Have you heard Chiwa Saitou's voice?

>>6924472
/a/ and /jp/ are like... the same thing.

>>6924475
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vdOICv792j0wEYDES
Yes.

>>6924494
TBH I don't browse /a/.

>>6924497
:3c

I suspect I'm gunna get banned like, really soon. So if you want any custom scripts to be read just contact me on skype, skypetty98c. I want to become a voice actress when I'm older and I'm bored. ^^

[Remi aka Cirno !PiT3HFilu2 No.]

>>6924500
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vtwII1p4DPEaqu3lM

What was the point of that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6924519
I look forward to seeing your low-budget JAV debut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6924527

>i'm teeta kabow

[Remi aka Cirno !PiT3HFilu2 No.]

>>6924528
Thank you very much! ^///^ At least there's some nice people on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

scream OBJECTION

[Anonymous No.]

Read this:

I'M KOREAN

SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN

AMERICAN IS PIG

DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?

DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?

AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING

GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER

FUCKING U.S.A

[Anonymous No.]

>>6924519
>/a/ and /jp/ are like... the same thing.

Even though you're probably right at this point, you should still just get the fuck out and never return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6924450

Tertiary

[Remi aka Cirno !PiT3HFilu2 No.]

>>6924531
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vqPDpuHlST5CC3IU2

>>6924534
;D Hats.

[Remi aka Cirno !PiT3HFilu2 No.]

>>6924538
D'awww~ y so tsuntsun? ;_;

>>6924537
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vIcAAFqAdrezn6O1f

[Anonymous No.]

Say this OP:

Gomenasai /jp/, my name is Ken-Sama.

I'm a 36 year old American Otaku. I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, God Hand)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer for Square Enix!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

[Anonymous No.]

It seems that moot doesn't allow people to post the Stallman Copypasta anymore. Here it is in image form. Please read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6924544
HEY

I DID NOT ASK FOR THAT EXTRA PART

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>6924519
WRONG

[Anonymous No.]

Read this:

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)
1d12 Damage
19-20 x4 Crit
+2 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)
2d10 Damage
17-20 x4 Crit
+5 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?

[Remi aka Cirno !PiT3HFilu2 No.]

>>6924561
>>6924561
http://vocaroo.com/?media=v6AaqZrzmS1D3FWVN

That was fun.

>>6924559
Oh.

>>6924553
D: is it not good?

[Akane !9Baka9Ay96 No.]

>>6924519
You actually bothered to reply.

[Anonymous No.]

Say this OP.

[Remi aka Cirno !PiT3HFilu2 No.]

>>6924569
http://vocaroo.com/?media=viAR6wZUAFk8J7Ms6

That was strange. When am I gunna get banned? D:<

[Remi aka Cirno !PiT3HFilu2 No.]

>>6924579
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vH5GRdPZ7S5RvRF0O

>>6924577
Of course, it's rude not to reply to people when they are speaking to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6924593
Christ can you even read? Shit, I like how you stumble on BIG WORDS LIKE "THRICE" and "TWO MILLION" and "MEDIEVAL"

[Remi aka Cirno !PiT3HFilu2 No.]

>>6924609
Sorry...

[None !ayaPUkEij2 No.]

>>6924602

I have a boner now.

[Anonymous No.]

:-O

Why so serious?

[Remi aka Cirno !PiT3HFilu2 No.]

>>6924626
._.

[(☞｡ヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!R/52MaMCG2y No.]

>>6924579
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vxkMV78p08gzXm5Kh

[Anonymous No.]

you sound like that shitty cirno imposer brat from youtube man

[Remi aka Cirno !PiT3HFilu2 No.]

>>6924633
I don't know how to respond?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6924593
We don't have mods, the best we can hope for is a janitor to come delete your threads, but he can't ban you. You are free to rain down your shitposts on us and theres nothing we can do about it really. Luckily, you have a tripcode so most people will/have already filtered you.

So I guess enjoy your stay among the loathed shitposters that force /jp/ers over the edge to commiting suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

Say this OP. Try not to stutter.

[Remi aka Cirno !PiT3HFilu2 No.]

>>6924643
Uhm, I got banned from /jp/ a few days ago.

>>6924637
Who

[Anonymous No.]

>:3c
I only know one person who does that and I thought she was the only one... Asie..?

Oh, and reported

[Anonymous No.]

Read this text lol i can't post it here because it's too long http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Goatse
thank you :D

[Anonymous No.]

Say.

The pleasure of being cummed inside.

[Remi aka Cirno !PiT3HFilu2 No.]

>>6924661
Ausie? Nope, sorry. I'm not Australian.

Also, report harder. :3cc

[Anonymous No.]

This is the good type of shitposting. At least I had a laugh, besides it's not like anything else interesting is going on now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6924602
You didn't sound so enthusiastic during that one.
I had to plug in my old internal harddrive that I use for storage u ribboncable non sata board that took a long time to boot, search for this image and save it to a USB and transfer it to this computer just to have you read it.

Please do a good job. You want that voice actor job dont you?

[Anonymous No.]

Read this fanfiction:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6670716/1/Card_Quest

[Anonymous No.]

I pul my dik out of ur as and it dreps cum. I watc the pudle of cum mix w/ the taers that ur bledin on the flour I walk away as your but bleeds tears and poo I stand behind my castle of dbz vhs tapes and I have a boner buttowned. you r the hurt of ur butt own is my body adn tears is ur blod I hvae creatid over a thosand macros unknown ot speling or knwon to autism you have withstod mad ot create many farts yet those gays will never range any butt except urs lmao so a pul my dik out of ur as unlimited own works. youve just been HURT FEELINGS AND BUTT RANGED go drink ur moms bredt milk you fart commander I bet you hav a fetish FOR MEN LMAO ur just so made all the time its 2 easy 23 own you "i lik to drnikj sperm from my sperm bottle while waring my sperm necklace" - you

[Anonymous No.]

>>6924655
i mean this one.

http://www.youtube.com/user/ClRNO

[Remi aka Cirno !PiT3HFilu2 No.]

>>6924670
Well, tbh, I think I'm gunna go have fun elsewhere. I'm kinda bored. Thanks for being nice.

[Anonymous No.]

Omg hai ^___^ I知 Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^ When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^=I looked up and saw・ASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 3333333333333!!!! 適ONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!・I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat <bleep> watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN探 BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (o_o) (o_o) (o_o)] so I yelled 填H UH BAKA NEKO THAT担 MY MAN WHY DON探 YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (o_o)・then sasuke held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!!*^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*(^o^)(^o^)(^o^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>6924640
IS THAT REALLY YOU TALKING BOOFYKINS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6924682
no NO NO NO NO!!! READ
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READ IT PLEASE

[Remi aka Cirno !PiT3HFilu2 No.]

Sorry guys, I'm gunna go elsewhere. Thanks for being nice while it lasted! Once again, if you have any more scripts you want to be read, contact me on skype. Skypetty98c

See ya. Sorry for the undone scripts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6924569
>KATAKANA KATAKANA KATAKANA KATAKANA

FUCKING OP LEARN2READ

[Remi aka Cirno !PiT3HFilu2 No.]

>>6924698
Go to
>>6924619

[Anonymous No.]

I like the idea, too bad I hadn't some stuff to make read right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6924697
thanks sis. next time cosplay for us and make a live vid, okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6924682
I'M BUMPING IT PLEASE READ MY IMAGE
I'M BEGGING HERE READ IT PLEASE
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[Anonymous No.]

OP is broken. I bet she's gonna commit suicide right when she gets banned finally.

[Manfred !!UiOrmYiMsJQ No.]

>>6924640
>Boof
>Talking

[Anonymous No.]

Why is this thread still here but the Superb Owl one gone? Touhou image makes it /jp/-related?

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/user/CirnoTV#p/u/8/GPulBHrWaXQ

Autism isn't for men only I suppose, but god damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>6924706
he does all the time in mumble.

[Anonymous No.]

report it for CP 15 times and it will disappear

[Anonymous No.]

>>6924729
it's hard to speak clearly while sucking a pile of dicks.


also
>>6924722 really sounds like op

[Anonymous No.]

>>6924722
Jesus fuck it IS her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIoYVS0A4mk
Christ look at her ugly ass friend, I bet she only keeps her around to make herself feel better.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>6924720

The janitor is from Pittsburgh. Today is not his day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6924736
Pretty sure that is the op, what with the same name/skype and general assburgers and all