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6920788 No.6920788 [Reply] [Original]

Arrhythmia

>> No.6920793

OH FUCK YOU OP
JUST FUCK
YOU

>> No.6920799

> implying we didn't know all along

>> No.6920805

wahahahNNNNNNGGGHHH

>> No.6920809

I fucking hate weekend /jp/.

>> No.6920811

Get out KS devs.

>> No.6920821

>>6920811
> implying you are not a KS dev

>> No.6920822

>>6920809
What sort of medication do you take during the week that leads you to believe this board is good at any time?

>> No.6920823

>>6920788
>>6920793
>>6920799
>>6920805
>>6920821
Back to /a/, all of you.

>> No.6920835
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6920835

KS thread? KS thread.

In before trolls...oh too late.

>> No.6920841

>>6920835
You see it's funny because she's deaf so she can't hear you and she's shit so it's impossible for her to be awesome.

>> No.6920846

Misha knelt before Hisao on his rumpled sheets, undoing her tie. "Don't you find me attractive, Hisao-kun?" He couldn't remember the last time she hadn't called him Hicchan, no matter how often he tried to remind her he hated that nickname.

She cocked her head and pouted, fingers making short work of her uniform. "Are these too big?" As if to emphasize, she cupped her swelling breasts, still straining against what could only be a minimizer bra.

>> No.6920853 [DELETED] 

I have cardiac disrhythmia!
I don't take any medication.
I'm probably going to die within a year.

My doctor says I might get a heart transplant, but since I'm not rich, special, or in dire condition, I'm probably not high on the list.

I may be allowed to have an artificial heart in the meantime, however!

That would be awesome and creepy. Yay cybernetics.

>> No.6920863
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>>6920835
Samefagging, so sue me

>> No.6920864

>>6920863
The joke is she's blind so she can't see what you did there and she misspelled there.

>> No.6920869

>>6920846
"Am I too ... big, Hisao?" Her cheeks flushed dramatically as her shirt opened enough to reveal the tiniest bit of a roll around her midriff, but her creamy skin bore no signs of stretch marks or any other imperfection.

"In the locker room, sometimes the other girls call me 'The Cow.'" Her brows knit and for a moment Hisao thought she was going to cry.

"Micchan, you're perfect just the way you are. You aren't fat, you're lovely."

>> No.6920875

>>6920853 I'm probably going to die within a year.

Unfortunately for you, you'll get to see the game come out before then.

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>>6920864
>>6920841
>>mfw your spoiling my jokes.

>> No.6920883

Misha gets decapitated.

>> No.6920888

>>6920869
Inexplicably these words meant to comfort brought forth the geysers of shameful tears Misha had held back.

"No, you don't understand." Her eyes shut tight, she unclasped the bra and let it fall to her knees.

Hisao gasped. Each heavy breast was capped with a constellation of five to six distended nipples. Two to three were already beginning to glisten at the tips.

"Hisao, I have to nurse SUPER BAD."

>> No.6920901

>>6920888
I read it as >I have to spin webs SUPER BAD.

>> No.6920912

COCKS

>> No.6920925

>>6920888
Hisao's erection shrank at the sight of her dribbling teats and his mind raced to think of something to say. After half a year at Yamaku, he had come to think of everyone as normal, but this was some freaky shit indeed and it was time to friendzone her hard.

"Uh Misha, you're a remarkable girl and all but--" Her eyes glowed red and an inarticulate roar rattled in her throat. Arms shot out and clutched the terrified boy's head; for a second he was certain his skull would be crushed like a rotted melon.

>> No.6920958

>>6920925
Jolts of agony shot through his neck as her powerful hands jerked Hisao's face forward towards her hideous, bovine mammaries. Misha was going to force-nurse him, driven insane by her painful engorgement.

As his face drew closer, the pungent aroma he expected turned out not to be the sickly sweet odor of breastmilk, but something far more familiar, redolent of sour pennies.

Oh god, he realized, her mutated breasts produced semen.

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6920975

>>6920846
>>6920869
>>6920888
>>6920925
>>6920958

>> No.6920980

>>6920846
>>6920869
>>6920888
>>6920925
>>6920958
>>6920975
Stop it, samefag, nobody's reading this shit of yours.

>> No.6920990

>>6920846
>>6920869
>>6920888
>>6920925
>>6920958
>>6920975
>>6920980
Stop it, samefag, nobody's reading this shit of yours.

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6921004

Please, continue.

>> No.6921009

>>>/a/
All of you

>> No.6921024

>>6921009

Yes, that continues to be the most witty of all retorts, we'd love nothing more than if you were to continue to post it every time we say something outside of your Aspergium-reinforced comfort zone.

>> No.6921180

>>6920888 SUPER BAD

Stop that, /co/heim.

>> No.6921193
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6921193

at first I thought this picture was a joke...
then i played the game and ITS 100% ACCURATE

>> No.6921216

>>6920958
MOAR. this is good /d/ material.

>> No.6921469

>>6921193
lol
wat

>> No.6921727
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>>6920846
>>6920869
>>6920888
>>6920925
>>6920958

>> No.6921770

Yknow, back in 2009 or whatever when they finally released a demo, I hadn't followed KS' development and got skeptical of /jp/'s criticisms of the community. Thank god for shitty threads like these to continuously remind me to never doubt /jp/ in times like that.

>>>/a/

>> No.6922063

Wrong OP, it's MESOTHELIOMA

She's there for the google hits.

>> No.6922093
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6922093

I want this to be in the game...

>> No.6922101

It's times like this I regret not applying to be a janitor.

Fuck off KS fags, back to /a/ or /v/ or wherever the hell else you come from.

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