/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>2011
>still no viable job market for introverted human beings

[Vector !NEy29ODpvs No.]

Become an independant game developer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6911940
yeah, but you need copious amounts of barin damage for that

[Anonymous No.]

There are plenty of job opportunities for introverts anon. The problem is that you're just socially retarded. There's a difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6911940

I don't have the asperger's that's required.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6911966
Such as?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6911966
This. Be a web developer or something. Sell shit as a scalper on amazon and ebay. Make people donate to your blog. Make a worthless and popular networking site.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd like to be a professional fapper.

[Bernkastel-sama No.]

>>6911965
No asperger=fucking loser
:)

[Anonymous No.]

>>6911971

>Be a web developer

Only hipsters/normalfags get this job now.

>Sell shit as a scalper on amazon and ebay.

High risk/low profit margin

>Make people donate to your blog.

E-begging without offering a decent service (AJATT for example) earns you nothing.

>Make a worthless and popular networking site.

Can't be done without funding these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6911974
Go to Japan and join in bukkake movies. You can live the dream anon. You and 29 of your bros.

[Anonymous No.]

Become an undertaker

[Anonymous No.]

>>6911978
>I'm a whiny bitch who wants money without effort.

You aren't introverted, you're just lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

do it like those nerdy people on the big bang theory and create cell phone apps

[Anonymous No.]

Be a traveling hobo. Sure, no money, but hey, you can go anywhere you want for free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6911987

I'll just add another Fart Soundboard to the other 2,800,000 fart soundboards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6911991
You have no idea how much money one can make from that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6911990
Best way of life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6911990
But what about the manticores?

[Vector !NEy29ODpvs No.]

>>6911965
Then you don't have an excuse to be so introverted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6912021

Assburger's has nothing to do with introverted behaviour.

[Anonymous No.]

Be a videogame artist. Learn Photoshop, 3DMax, Maya... Train to be good at hand drawing. Work for a mobilephone developer is easiest.

[PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw No.]

>>6911945
The developer of Dwarf Fortress has a PhD in Mathematics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6911974
Sell your sperm.
That really works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6912048
A degree in math is like the penultimate form of autism. (ultimate is being one of those math wizards who dropped out or never went to college.) You have to have something wrong with you to even like math that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6912086
Wait, so you are saying all the great mathematicians of the past - Euclid, Taylor, Hilbert, et all - were all terminally autistic?

[Anonymous No.]

You can always get a job in computer repair.

I can't imagine you'd be doing much conversation there, save for getting the details of what your next job will be. It's not exactly an ideal NEET job, but I can't imagine that you'd be doing a lot of conversing there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6912050
You have to be attractive to sell your sperm.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>6912827

>NEET job,

What the fucking fuck is a NEET job? NEET implies that you are unemployed and uneducated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6912841
A NEET job is a job where you aren't officially employed, so you don't pay taxes or have to take an interview.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>6912849
You mean getting paid under the table? You'd still technically be employed, so you wouldn't be a NEET anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6912857
No, I mean getting paid so little that you aren't eligible for taxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6912857
No, think something like doing Forex at home, or buying and selling shit on eBay.

You're not employed, but you're still making an income. That's a NEET job.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>6912871
>>6912873
Fair enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6912871
Right, like going around collecting bottles or something. Or boiling water for salt and then selling it. NEET work.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>6912873

>That's a Not Employed job

It's really like you can use the initialism NEET to describe anything now-a-days.

Me and my neets were neeting,, and I got pretty thirsty neeting there so we neeted over to the kitchen and neeted some drinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6912887
You could call them hobos, too. Basically anything someone who is living out on the street would do.

[Anonymous No.]

Laboratory work is ideal for people like us.

Or at least for me.

[Anonymous No.]

night watchman

[Anonymous No.]

>>6912887
Perhaps the word "occupation" might fit better instead of "job". Similar connotation, yet different enough to create a distinction.

The point stands, regardless of the terms used. It's a process where you gain a paltry income, yet remain unemployed and thus remain a NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

Home security.

Or be like the cool kids and get on SSI for autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6912916
What you're suggesting is getting a almost meaningless income so you can continue being a worthless shutin. There is absolutely no reason to try and add the word NEET in that statement at all.

[Anonymous No.]

Asshats don't know about my freeting ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6912947

That's not good for you. You need some stability in your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>2011
>still no viable job market for lazy human beings

I mean, seriously, I've waited long enough, it should sprout right out of the ground already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6913486
Doing whatever you want all the time is good for you. Fact.

[Anonymous No.]

Freelance programming.

Never leave the house. Speak in code.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6913496
Washing bowls, plates, and eating utensils at a restaurant is pretty lazy. So is being a janitor or a mall security guard (maybe not lazy, but easy, at least).