/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>>6896055

[jomod !XCurPvSuuQ No.]

Whats troubling you Tenshi?

[Brando !SAKUYAGURU No.]

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Cheer up

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[jomod !XCurPvSuuQ No.]

>>6896093
That mad me cry...

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>>6896090
lewd...

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[Nipaah !desuV9JP12 No.]

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A few months ago I went crazy for corndogs. I ate nothing but corndogs for two days straight. When I'd wake up I'd eat a few, then maybe have one or two for a snack in the afternoon, then for dinner I'd finish the box and maybe open another box and have more for a midnight snack if I was still hungry. They were so delicious with mustard. That was so many months ago though. I've now grown tired and disgusted of corndogs - atleast the ones in the boxes. I think tomorrow I'll go to the mall and buy some corndogs in the food court since they're probably tastier than what I have in the freezer. Maybe I can make my own. That sounds nice.

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You better hurry up Yutanpo-dono or else someone might post your image.

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Dem corndogs

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>>6896161
forgot pic

Also: Vegetarian here; never tasted corndogs, never will.

[jomod !XCurPvSuuQ No.]

>>6896150
When i was younger i had the same craze but now they are... meh.

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>>6896167
Don't worry! They make vegetarian corndogs now!

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>>6896230

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>>6896230
oh my god, that is horrible. MFW.

Im a vegetarian because I dont like the taste of meat. Feel free to kill all the animals you want.

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>>6896230
Thats so awful, I have to post this;
“Thanks for stopping by The Route 66 Refreshments!” Tenshi announced to her customer, leaving with one of her famed corn dogs. The Arizona sun crept over the desert, heralding Tenshi’s nightly cooking ritual. When the last customer was out of earshot, she closed the front door to her Frankfurter stand and flipped on the radio. “Route 66” by Chuck Berry blared over any noise from the outside as Tenshi pulled a fresh batch of corn dogs from the refrigerator. One by one she broke them off from their icy packaging and began to undo her shirt. The desert nights were cold, with no central heating her bare breast was chilled with erect nipples. She placed a freezing corn dog along her bare skin. She shuddered as she moved the frozen wiener along her skin. It became quite cold from the lacking sun, to alleviate this, she turned on the fryer used to cook the corn dogs. She broke off a second corn dog and placed it under her dress. The still chilled dog pushed in to her panties with an uncomfortable glacial chill. The fryer dinged, indicating it’s warmth, one corn dog was soggy and cold from the melted ice, with one degrading from the heat. She slipped her undergarments aside and slipped the stick of the corn dog firmly in her anus. Carefully positioning herself over the fryer, careful not to burn herself or her clothes, dipped the corn dog in the fryer, cooking it in to an oily, tanned treat.

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>>6896268
‘Ding!’ the fryer indicated, as she slipped the stick out of her, placing it on a ceramic plate beside her. She pulled a third corn dog out, and placed it in her anus just like the last one. Her body had become warm from arousal and the fryer, she slipped off her dress and threw it aside, leaving very little protection against both the cold and heat. The fryer popped, sizzled, and finally dinged, the corn dog now fully cooked. She grabbed the first one, which had now become warm from disuse. She stepped off the fryer with one corn dog still in her anus, the other in hand. She positioned herself on her knees and pushed the phallic-shaped snack in to her panties. The rough texture of the corn dog clashed with the silky undergarment while the lavaesque corn dog pushed in to her bum. She took firm grip of her breast and forced the fried bread in to her. “GET YOUR KICKS! ON ROUTE! 66!” She shouted, the hot dog soaking up her ecstatic motions. With one befouling movement she sat down, pushing the still hot corn dog all the way in to her anus and slammed the now defiled corn dog all the way in to her slit, soaking it further. She fell back, letting her muscles push out the 2 corn dogs. Laying on the floor, Chuck Berry overshadowed her heavy breaths with rockabilly tunes. Tenshi picked up the 2 cold, wet cornbread-wrapped sausages and put them under her heat lamp, finished with tomorrows lunch.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEXvk88qMnc&feature=player_embedded

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>>6896277
>>6896268
Ihavetheweirdestboner.jpg

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>She thinks corn dogs are better than pills

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

late to the party again

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