3D-waifu general

[mileyfag !!LYQhj3kfV+Y No.]

Let's stop the shitty 2D-waifu discussions! Let's talk about our 3D waifu!

<- MAI WAIFU :3

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

You are looking in to the wrong dimension.

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[mileyfag !!LYQhj3kfV+Y No.]

>>6894193
Why?

I never could myself merge into the second dimension.

What's wrong in having a 3D waifu? Seriously, I just ignore her music and movies and collect all pics I can find and shop some of them. It works for me. Also, we have those 3DCG stuff here also.

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>>6894210
You'll never meet her in person, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Do not troll us normalfag scum.

[Anonymous No.]

My waifu:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3tyLVFAeFc

[Anonymous No.]

>mileyfag !!LYQhj3kfV+Y posting on /jp/

I knew you fucking trolled around here, enjoy your whored out at 16 year shit tier idols

[Anonymous No.]

Hey /jp/, all of your waifus are actually 3D. If they were 2D they would be in invisible plane.

[Anonymous No.]

>3d-waifu general
Reported. Sluts aren't /jp/ related.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

I have reported this thread and I urge the rest of /jp/ to do the same.

[mileyfag !!LYQhj3kfV+Y No.]

>>6894218
>normalfagscum

Pfff, you are her on 4chan, faggot! The site with boards like /soc/ and /tv/,and if you are such a NEET, than why aren't you on tohno or bun? Oh yeah right, because you are a hippster faggot just like myself, so please stop shitting my thread up from your Iphone and play some carl on duty, mkay?

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>>6894232
>invisible plane
I see what you did there.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>6894239
If the best poster on /jp/ says it should be reported it shall be done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6894242
>mileyfag !!LYQhj3kfV+Y
>than why aren't you on tohno or bun?
>because you are a hippster faggot

The collective content of this post should result in not only a permanent ban but public banishment from whatever fucking cave you are centralized.

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>>6894242
>Pfff, you are her on 4chan, faggot! The site with boards like /soc/ and /tv/,and if you are such a NEET, than why aren't you on tohno or bun?

3/10 because I kind of raged and then I realized how obvious your trolling is.

I'm going to report the fuck out of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>Let's stop the shitty 2D-waifu discussions!
Do you realize where you are right now? This shit might fly on /a/ or /v/, but not here.
Reported, normalfag scum.

[mileyfag !!LYQhj3kfV+Y No.]

>>6894264
>>6894263
Why, please explain to me, where is the difference between a Miku Hatsune and a Miley Cyrus?

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>>6894272
Miku is a beautiful maiden. Miley is a ugly whore. The end.

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>>6894272
YOU ARE A DEAD MAN.

[Anonymous No.]

This is going to get interesting.Where is my popcorn?

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>>6894272
One is welcomed here on /jp/
One isn't
pic related

[mileyfag !!LYQhj3kfV+Y No.]

>>6894277
Yeah, /jp/ sure hates 3D...

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>>6894292
It's obvious the 3D maid/girl fans are from /v/.

[mileyfag !!LYQhj3kfV+Y No.]

>>6894291
They are both products for little girls and lonely NEET and you guys know it!

Don't fucking deny it. Why can't we 3D waifu lovers can't live with each other here in harmony. :3

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>>6894292
Are you autistic? Have you somehow missed the entirety of this thread that is telling you 3d is disgusting and not board appropriate? Miley is a whore, and you need to leave. Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

Where are the new janitors?

[Anonymous No.]

Someone get the janitor, the garbage is piling up

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>>6894272
Miku is cute and actually has some good songs. Miley is a whore. I can literally smell her dick breath from all the way over here.

[mileyfag !!LYQhj3kfV+Y No.]

oh look, another 3D hate thread on the first site...

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>>6894317
Is that actually her? Fucking disgusting. Please delete your post, it is causing me distress.

[Anonymous No.]

JANITORS. MODS. ANYONE.

DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS THREAD.

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>>6894322
Just because you are shitting up /jp/ doesn't give you justification.

[mileyfag !!LYQhj3kfV+Y No.]

>>6894333
They know that I'm right.

[Anonymous No.]

OP IS JSUT HURTMAD AND JELLY THAT HIS "WAIFU" IS A WHORE WHILE OURS IS PURE

MILEY A WAIFU? MORE LIKE WAI-FUCKING CUMGUZZLING SLUT ROLFMAO

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>>6894317
My....eyes....my beatiful eyes...

Please, get that whore out of here

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>>6894343
Posting like you are straight out of /v/ is not going to help.

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>>6894337
>They know that I'm right.

above a niggers DICK LOL nerd

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>>6894348
That's pure /jp/, sion-zealot posting, newfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

Get the fuck out of existence.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ hates 3DPD

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

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>>6894326
>>6894344
I'm really sorry, I just needed to make a point.

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I have defeated countless opponents using Aikido, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?

I answer, I'm not strong, you are.

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

I recommend practicing Aikido for every /jp/edo, as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnYNroUmNs

A 50 year old man with cerebral palsy doing Aikido, very touching.

Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Japan.

An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is.

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>>6894358
Aikido spammer! I never thought I would be happy to see you. Please continue the good work.

[mileyfag !!LYQhj3kfV+Y No.]

>>6894335
wtf, I'm shittng up /jp/? Really? You guys shitting up /jp/.

Just in case you still haven't realized. I'm not a newfag I just took a trip and try show you the realitty. I'm not talking about hurr durr search a job - realitty. I'm talking that you faggots forgot the whole purpose of this board. It was a new home for us NEETs, but you faggots made more and more fucking rules. If it's not touhou-2D-eroge-anal-rape than it don't belong to this board.

I want to talk with people that are in a similar situation like myself, but instead of a discussion. I get this. THIS! EVERY FUCKING TIME!

This not belong here, not here, not here.. baaaw

Why don't simply accept that tere some guys that still like 3D? Fuck, I'm feeling a gay in the 70s.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are all of you bashing on OP? Its perfectly normal that he has a fetish for handsome men like Miley Fagrus LOL

Pic related its OP

[Anonymous No.]

>Miley Cyrus

Post your throw up pictures in this thread plis

[Anonymous No.]

Picture yourself, in every moment of your life, passing from place to place and time to time. Picture those places and times and picture what happened to them. Has the past gone away when you left it? Is this true, can you not go back? If so, surely this can be the same way for places as it is for time. Imagine that when you leave a room, or simply turn away, a multitude of tiny organisms deconstruct the reality you can't see, and it ceases to exist. At the same time, the organisms weave together a new world wherever you go and for whatever you look at out of the material of that dead reality. This of course implies the back of your head does not exist either. So how does it seem familiar? Because when the back of your head does not exist, these organisms may restructure your brain directly in order to create the feeling of familiarity and of memory.
They do all this, without ever ceasing, out of knowledge passed down by instinct that when you cease to acknowledge reality, they as a whole will cease to exist, because reality is the knowing and they are the unknowing, both in mutual interdependence. In time they may attempt to rewire your brain or body to ensure this does not happen, but it is far more likely just one of them will realize that your brain is just a construct of your thought... and since thought is a product of your brain, that single organism, one of an infinite number of organisms will know it's true purpose is not in line with it's kind.

It's purpose is tanasinn.

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>>6894368
*please

[Anonymous No.]

I love 3D but this type of shit should not even be considered as true waifu material.

Painfully obvious troll thread, absolutely no reason to play any sort of 3D defense card.

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>>6894365
If you like 3D, just have sex with guys and get a job through sexual favors, you shouldn't be a NEET.

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>>6894365
ok OP ok you got owned alright but yuo dont have to be so internet angry and buttfrustrated about it lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>6894365
ЮI'm not a newfag I just took a trip and try show you the realitty. I'm not talking about hurr durr search a job - realitty. I'm talking that you faggots forgot the whole purpose of this board. It was a new home for us NEETs, but you faggots made more and more fucking rules. If it's not touhou-2D-eroge-anal-rape than it don't belong to this board.
The board was made to contain all the Touhou/VN/figure shit from /a/. Now leave before you humiliate yourself some more.

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>>6894368
>>6894177
Yesterday at around noon, I had been extremely bored for the past couple of hours. So, despite all the temptations to just jerk off to my manga, I decided to go to my friends house and hang out. We started to play pokemon and that got boring, so he suggested doing prank calls. I honestly have never done any prank calls, though I have seen most of the Girl Talk raids. He called the local gamestop and asked if they had any ps4's. I kinda cringed at the low brow humor, but I wanted to try. He gave the phone to me. I had no idea what to say. He just told me to think up of some ridiculous story. Being the /b/ that I am, I decided to act like I misdialed and I was calling my girlfriend or something. I, sadly, have no girlfriend and never had, so I have no idea what couples talk to each other like. He told me that he was going to download a random number, so it wouldn't be anyone that I knew. Phone rang, person picked up, I started to talk. "Hey, how you doing?" There was a pause. "So, are we gonna fuck tonight?" Another long pause, then the phone hung up.

I went home at around midnight, and my mom was in the living room sitting by the light. She seemed a bit upset, but I had no idea why. She looked at me and then asked, "What have you been doing?". I started to think to myself OSHI-, my friend must of called my house, that douche. "Uh... I have been hanging out at my friends." "O really.." My Dad walked into the room, and he looked pissed off too. I know they must of knew it was me. I'm dead. Then my mom started off, "I found these magazines in your room. we seriously need to talk about these." It was probably the weirdest feeling in the world. The feeling relief that you weren't in trouble for something you did, and the feeling that you have just been caught with porn.

So now I'm locked in my room. How do I get out?

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>>6894371

>3D girls should not even be considered as true waifu material

Fixed

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>>6894210
If you really loved her, you would appreciate even the bad parts of her. She is not your waifu.
Thanks for wearing a tripcode, by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine you are having terrible nightmare. It's terrible, but it's terrible only to you and no other. It's a horror custom made for you by your own mind. The content is not important, but the fear is. When you wake, you wake in a room on a bed. It is your bed, but it is not your bed. It is your room, but it is not your room. With effort, you realize you have not awoken at all, but are still asleep and have dreamed of an awakening. The question remains if you are to wake and be greeted with reality, should you get out of bed or go back to sleep. You decide to do both, and you fall backward through the bed as the sheets envelop your body. It's dark, but it's not dark. You're awake, but you're not awake. You are dead and being cremated. As flames disintegrate your flesh, a scream echos through your mind but not does not escape your lips which, even if you could speak, have been glued shut. You black out once more, and awaken at dawn. As the mingled ashes of bone and oak are scattered on a beach by the one you've left behind, you finally understand:

You are not the ashes of the man, you are the ashes of coffin. You were not a man dreaming of life, but a tree dreaming you were a man.

This awakening, this epiphany... this is tanasinn.

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>get back to /jp/ after six hours away
>Let's stop the shitty 2D-waifu discussions! Let's talk about our 3D waifu!
>51 posts and 14 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

Holy fucking shit, /jp/.

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>>6894386
Yes, but most of those posts were people flaming OP. No need to worry, just another troll passing through.

Oh, and:
Everyday I look at /fit/ and laugh. They are so pathetic, wasting there time in a hot stinky gym lifting weights.

I just do Aikido and I look twice as aesthetic as the best looking /fit/ poster. I'm probably twice as strong too, strong enough to compete competitively as a strongman or Olympic lifter.

But I can actually use my strength to defend myself, I can probably take on four Brock Lesnars.

At once.

[mileyfag !!LYQhj3kfV+Y No.]

>>6894376
Fuck you, part of my comment wasn't allowed so I had to change some words in order to post.

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>>6894390
>Yes, but most of those posts were people flaming OP.
That doesn't make it any less retarded. Just leave idiotic threads alone.

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I am a straight normalfag with no waifu, and I'd rather have sex with a man (both ways) than even physically touch this disgusting disease-ridden slut. Hey OP, how do you like your waifu existing only as an entertainment object for preteen girls, with no intellectual ability to speak of, no physical attractiveness, an admittedly bad voice, and the personality of a ditz who has never left her neighborhood?

[mileyfag !!LYQhj3kfV+Y No.]

>>6894382
No, most of the /jp/ userbase has a custom waifu. Only a small amount take the waifu exactly like it is from the anime.

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>>6894386
>get back to /jp/ after two and half an hour away
>Let's stop the shitty 2D-waifu discussions! Let's talk about our 3D waifu!
>201 posts and 39 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

See what i did there? Happened a week ago.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop replying to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6894393
He insulted my waifu, I couldn't let him slide.

I'm sorry, /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder why no one has mentioned their 3D custom waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6894408
Don't have one.

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>>6894408
OP already did

[mileyfag !!LYQhj3kfV+Y No.]

>>6894407
Miku?

Why?

Did I said something bad? NO! I just compared her with my waifu. Comparing things is a normal thing, everybody does it.

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>62 posts and 14 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

Christ.

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>>6894416
You normally not compare a flying shit with a goddess, right?

[mileyfag !!LYQhj3kfV+Y No.]

>>6894421
Why not?

Even if the other is far superior/inferior. If you say you can't compare this with that because it's THAT godly, than you are like those fundamental Christs.

Think about it, seriously.

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>>6894437
Miku can sing, knife twirling girl can twirl knives, Alice inspired Lewis Carol to make one of the most memorable children's stories. What has yours done? Be a worthless attention whore?

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are acting kinda the same way /a/ did before. Just stop replying, sage bomb and/or ignore this thread

Seriously guys, stop feeding the troll

[mileyfag !!LYQhj3kfV+Y No.]

>>6894458
Ok, again.

In my world is MY Miley a completely other person. In my fantasy she something other than the real Miley.

I just use her body as a projection because there a tons of pics out there and I like how she looks like. It's my FUCKING TASTE!

That's it. Is it so hard to understand? Is it so different from your concept?

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>>6894456
>sage bomb
sure, /jp/ can pile up 300 replies in a second

[mileyfag !!LYQhj3kfV+Y No.]

[Anonymous No.]

My husbando.

[mileyfag !!LYQhj3kfV+Y No.]

>>6894521
Great, don't be shy guys, everybody is welcome here! Let's share our love with each other.

[Anonymous No.]

Where the fuck did the Aikido spammer go? Was it just an imposter?

[mileyfag !!LYQhj3kfV+Y No.]

>>6894546
He got blinded by her beauty. :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>6894546
Anybody can be an aikido spammer if they really put their mind to it. Even you, anon.

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>>6894562
Trust me. If I had some aikido pasta to sling on this shit pile, I would already be doing it.

[mileyfag !!LYQhj3kfV+Y No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, listen to me for a moment, a'ight? I don't care if it's not related to this thread. Just listen!
Yesterday, I went over to Yoshinoya for a simple meal. Yes, THAT beef bowl house, Yoshinoya.
But the whole restaurant was so crowded, I couldn't even find a seat for hours!
Then I saw a poster that said "Special offer! 150 yen discount".
I thought to myself... geez, that's so fucking amazing. You guys don't even normally visit Yoshinoya.
All you bastards came here just for that stupid-assed 150 yen discount.
Just for that 150 yen. ONE FREAKIN' FIFTY YEN!!
Then I saw some parents & children. A family of four eating out at Yoshinoya. Damn, so much for that bitch's home-cooked family feast.
Then one of the little brats said "Daddy's gonna order a large beef bowl".
I couldn't believe it! Uuuuuggh, are you out of your fucking mind!?
Shiiit, i'll pay you 150 yen just to move your stanky fat-ass out of a seat.
Dude, you just don't go to Yoshinoya for that lala-oh-i'm-so-happy dinner bullshit.
It's where you pick a fist-fight with the fucking guy sitting across 'yah in that U-shaped table.
Kill or be killed. Heh... now that's the kinda shit I like.
Ladies, kids, stand back... 'cuz everything's gonna get FUCKED UP NOW.
After waiting for ages, I finally found an empty seat. But then, the guy next to me ordered by saying "A large beef bowl with a LOTTA' gravy".
Dude, that just pissed me off even more. Shit, you just don't say "lotta' gravy" nowadays, ya' freaking bastard.

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>>6894568
Well, I have some on hand, but I'm not sure what that would achieve here.

[mileyfag !!LYQhj3kfV+Y No.]

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>>6894621
How the fuck can you say "lotta' gravy" with that "oh, i'm so fucking cool, hur-hur-hur..." look!?!?
Damn, I was THIS CLOSE to standing in front of his face and yelling "DO YOU EVEN LIKE EATING THAT MUCH FUCKIN' GRAVY!?"
For a freaking hour, I was THIS CLOSE to doing that.
Shit, I bet you just wanted to use the words "lotta' gravy" out loud. Wow, you're so clever.
Dude, you gotta be like ME. See, now I know what's "all that" in Yoshinoya.
What's cool right now to say is "Negi-daku". That's it!
You see now, a large beef bowl with a lotta onions & an egg is what the hardcore Yoshinoya freaks eat. Like ME.
Saying "Negi-daku" means that you get less meat, but they put a WHOLE MESS of onions.
Mmmmm... a large beef bowl with onions & an egg, now THAT'S what I call a meal.
But anywhoo... ordering that is kinda' like a double-edged sword. Cuz' then the waiters might notice you the next time you come by.
So yeah, I can't reccomend this to noobs.
For you, just go order a beef and salmon combo. That's as far as you can go, you know what i'm sayin'?

[Anonymous No.]

I'll tell you guys an experience of mine.

Earlier this year I got summoned for jury duty, it would be the first time I'd left the house in about a year.
Coincidentally, this is also my first time being summoned for jury duty, so not only would I be in a completely new environment, but I'd be doing so alone (father can't accompany me and it's also embarrassing to have your dad hold your hand through jury duty.) and with my problems as a Hikkikomori and NEET.

My dad dropped me off at a building where I was told to go (Civil affairs, I think it was...) and so I'm on my own now. I'm all dressed up, had my hair cut, shaved and everything for this. I stumbled into a lady (or did she run into me?) either way, she dropped coffee on me and I ended up having to quickly take off my outer shirt so that the one under it wouldn't stain. I ended up taking almost both off, the second shirt coming up enough that it revealed my nipples. I'm super fucking skinny and it's really embarrassing and I was about to cry right there , I'm sure my eyes had been real fucking watery. The lady noticed (I think) and she took me to another room to get cleaned up. Fortunately The t-shirt I was wearing underneath the long sleeved one on top, was black and it barely got wet so no one would notice even if it had stained, but either way I felt horribly about my skinny arms that people would now be able to see, combined with my pale skin and the bags under my eyes from staying up so late, I was now super anxious about people thinking I'm a drug addict.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, so now I'm more anxious than ever before and I go back to the room where everyone else who was summoned was waiting (and where the accident happened..), holy fuck. I sat alone in a corner in the FRONT (the only empty seat..) and waited, and waited.. for about 30 minutes that seemed like years to me, I was sweating through the whole thing, with watery eyes. I could fucking feel everyone's eyes burning into my back. (My eyes just got wet remembering it ;_;) Anyway, so from about 50 people that were gathered here, only 30 would have to go to the courthouse.. Yeah "go to the courthouse" FUCK ME. The whole fucking time I was under the impression that this was the courthouse, even though it didn't look like one. So I'm sitting there listening as the same lady from before is calling out the names. So I'd been keeping count, hoping that I wasn't one of them, we're at 29 and I'm about to scream inside my head with joy... and she calls out my name. A tear literally fell down my eyes and I walked out as fast as I could, only to have her call out to me and go.. hey! are you so-and-so? Then I remembered people answering "here" as if they were in school and I said with the shakiest voice possible "yeah" and she says to me, Here these are the directions on how to get there, and so I had to walk all the way back up there, get the paper and then go back out.. all while everyone else who wasn't called, but told to wait anyway, stared fixedly at my pathetic face.

[mileyfag !!LYQhj3kfV+Y No.]

[mileyfag !!LYQhj3kfV+Y No.]

[mileyfag !!LYQhj3kfV+Y No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Janitor, when you get around to deleting this piece of shit, I would like you to know that you fucking suck. With the deletion of /r9k/, and /new/, we need you more than ever, and you are no where to be found.

Seriously, our last couple of maids have had a much higher work ethic than you appear to have. You should quit so we can get someone who isn't shitty doing the job.

[mileyfag !!LYQhj3kfV+Y No.]

>>6894763
Could you please explain to me why a 3D waifu general is not /jp/ related? Still nobody could answer me that.