/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Story of my life

[Anonymous No.]

The "No ;_; Try drinking Bleach again" part should lead back to "Dead?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>6892778
But instead it leads "Nothing Happens LOL"
Such is life.

[Anonymous No.]

Why would anyone try to kill themselves to get into Gensokyou? That's silly.
Be a man and find it the normal way: by getting lost in the woods and stumbling in by pure luck. Better than getting in as a ghost or possibly reincarnating and never experience it in this life.

[Anonymous No.]

I drink alone every night and contemplate if my imaginary waifu is actually enough.

I'm not even sexually attracted to people anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6892807
>Be a man
What if my dream is to be girl? ;_;
What if I even did visit specialists but I lived in poor Nigeria and my dream wasn't possible to come true, and it will be possible just in Gensokyo? This is plausible isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

You need more escapism. Find a way to sink all your free time into something, like an MMO.

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't you just drink the bleach itself?

I mean, duh?

PROTIP: Drink several bottles of alcohol first.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6892888
Are you kidding? Everyone in Gensokyo is MANLY AS FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>6892888
Even little girls can be manly, brave and iron-willed.

[Anonymous No.]

With this chart, you could easily get stuck drinking bleach into eternity with nothing ever happening so long as no new methods ever arose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6892888
Specialists in nigeria would have been able to provide special rates for turning you female; they already perform female genital modification on many women for next to nothing

So no, not plausible.

Also lol internet in africa

[Anonymous No.]

Do it this way, OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6892940
no idea what did happen in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>6892957
Hold up an elementary school, rape all the little girls and then send them out, then blow yourself up, killing all the boys and staff. Oh, and yourself, obviously.

[Kushsader No.]

OP isn't trying hard enough.

[Anonymous No.]

Should be pretty easy if you're american, you guys can get guns

[Anonymous No.]

>>6893003
Even if you are in a place that can't, just piss off the law enforcement enough and they'll eventually shoot you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6893012
in my place they usually don't carry guns, just plastic stick so it hurts when they hit you but doesn't permanently damage at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>6893079
You don't have the equivalent of the Special Weapons and Tactics squads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6893075
If you murder enough people they will get the guns.You might aswell try to make the world better and sacrify yourself to kill the leader of your country in case he's a dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>6893079
If you murder enough people they will get the guns.You might aswell try to make the world better and sacrify yourself to kill the leader of your country in case he's a dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>6893097

To do that in a way that they will go get guns, you are probably going to need guns anyway so you're back to square one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6893097
Can't you just hold people hostage with a knife?

[Anonymous No.]

If they were to shoot you and not kill you, you would be immediately granted a life way worse than this one in prison or a psychiatric ward. Good luck finding Gensokyo then, although you might see it once or twice from all the dicks getting shoved up you.

[Thoughtless celestial !!Mw3JLMISabd No.]

>getting to gensokyo

Has anyone tried to make one of those threads on /x/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6893088
we have - best ones in world but i will need gun to get their interest

[Anonymous No.]

Drinking alcohol will only make it easier for you to vomit and thus eject the stuff that takes you to Gensokyo.

What you need to do is find drugs which calm your stomach; things which reduce stomach acid and keep your body from vomiting are the best bet.

[Anonymous No.]

Why can't you guys just use ropes?

[Ruby !!iPJbBu5S79g No.]

Just because you die does not mean you are going to Gensokyo. Enjoy your eternity of nothingness that you don't even perceive, fags.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - Emos/General
Why won't you just kill yourselves already? Maybe then /jp/ shall be shitty no more.

[Anonymous No.]

If you're still here I don't believe you've attempted the tried and true method

[Thoughtless celestial !!Mw3JLMISabd No.]

>>6893163
As long as people are telling other to go kill themselves, /jp/ will still have much to improve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6893162
>>6893163
sure is people who don't get it and like to talk down to people cluelessly around here

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>6893174
Reported for not knowing the difference between telling and asking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6893171
I'm here, atm plotting how to get into USA so I could order gun. Few months to get card and at least 500$ to buy ticket. I hope that at least guns aren't that expensive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6893145
You mean just taking drugs or drugs+bleach?
It seems to be huge difference - bleach makes you vomit even before you swallow it.

[Anonymous No.]

fuck you in the face, internet attention-seeking flowchart aspie

[Anonymous No.]

>>6893217
It's harder to get a gun if you aren't a state resident and even harder if you aren't even a US citizen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6893346

[Anonymous No.]

>>6893353
isnt it easy to buy from some mexican or afro-american?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6893353
Probably worth it to go through the trouble of getting one because what happens when shit really hits the fan in your life and you can't even go on anymore? Your choices would be either to blow a another hole in your head or freeze to death outside homeless. Or whatever other no way to get out without dying in some horribly painful way situation arises.

[Anonymous No.]

>Try drinking bleach --> nothing happens

Clearly you are already youkai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6893618
I heard there is some country where if you contact someone they give you help in it and you can choose to get medical support or something or to finish it. I wish I knew details and had money to move there ;_;

[Fujiwara no Mokou !!WMmFy7x/tgp No.]

Think happy thoughts, talk to someone like me! Shoot me an email!

Why are suicidal people always Touhou fans? ;_;

I don't recall the last time people were like "I will go to Throne of Heroes and become GAR like Archer and make sweet love to Saber forever!!!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>6893901
I will go to Throne of Heroes and become GAR like Archer and make sweet love to Shiki forever!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6893901
Think about people who have happy thoughts when they dream about gensokyo or offing themselves. But this thread is about happy methods - like going to usa (high chance of getting shoot by mafias), Finland (being raped by "IluvOP), that place where they support an heroes or Russia (and getting into Military).
Always there is option to just get liver broken - takes around few weeks until you die and you can do all those things that you dreamt about for your whole life - like buying expensive stuff, meeting your family or going on trip around world "meeting" other anons.

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!lTcoRFQhIrU No.]

>>6893901
If I did drugs Moekou would probably run through my veins.

[Anonymous No.]

So uh, what gender is Moekou again?

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!lTcoRFQhIrU No.]

>>6893945,2
It doesn't really matter. Male is my bet though.

[Anonymous No.]

Regardless, s/he tries too hard to appear like a girl on the Internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6893945,3
And what about... Helen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6893945,5
He posts on /u/. My kind of guy.

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!lTcoRFQhIrU No.]

>>6893945,5
While Mokou never directly said what he/she/it is, Helen does say she's female from time to time. No reason not to believe her until proven wrong. Not that it matters in this case as well. Helen says some amusing, informative and overall interesting things.