/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Any of you NEETs manage to get hired? How did you do it with no references/experience?

My family is running red right now. I felt really bad for the first time about my family. I always feel bad about myself, and how the public sees me, but I've always gleefully blocked out the family shame. I guess this was a wake up call. I let my father have the money I had in the bank, and I want to get a job to help him pay the bills. My older brother for whatever reason never gives my father any money, and has yet to get more than a very part time job (which he got about 5 years ago and hasn't moved up or gotten a better job since getting).

I need to at lease get a part time job at McDonalds. But i'm 2.5 years out of High School with no references or job experience. What am I supposed to do? I feel like if I go up to a McDonalds, ask to see the manager, and tell him to hire me I'll get laughed out of there due to my failure at life.

Looking for input. /adv/ is no help.

[Anonymous No.]

Government job placement services. You'll have to wait at least year before all the paperwork goes through, though.

[Anonymous No.]

Mall security guard, janitor, and/or construction.

[Anonymous No.]

McDonalds, working the store/register at chain stores, gas station attendant, construction if you're healthy(it's what I'd do if I could).
Most of the trained-monkey level jobs won't need any reference.

[Anonymous No.]

I write spells and summon familiars for a living. People pay for my services online. I'm currently working on a potion to send people to Gensokyo, and once I patent it, I'll probably make enough money to live the rest of my life off of. But I've run into difficulty finding an ingredient. It's hard to find Saliva of Pure Hearted Maiden nowadays. I only need one sample to mass produce this, but no matter how hard I look I can't find it.

Oh well, at least I earn enough money for ramen and bread. Not the healthiest diet, but it keeps me alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890594
Sounds like you need to kill yourself. Getting a job will be the worst thing a NEET like you could do.

[Anonymous No.]

Throw your life away! Join the military!

[Anonymous No.]

I work at a gas station. Just apply and hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890639
Ignore this fag.

[Anonymous No.]

You can post your resume on monster or something like that. Also if you try to look for entry level jobs and get rejected enough you can sign up for unemployment, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know what made them hire me at my last job. I wasn't social and didn't have any references or anything. After a few months of working there, it was almost like I was working with my father. One of the managers asked me to download some movies for him and set up utorrent for him so he could download stuff at work. That was atleast two years ago. It was fun working there. The people weren't bad and neither was the actual work. Whenever I visit the place and see them there they tell me that if I'm ever looking for work I can always come back and work there. It almost feels like I'm a friend of theirs.

I guess you've just got to make a connection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890640
This.

My suggestion, try your hand at a local walmart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890644
And for those wondering, I ended up quitting because I reached my goal. I set out to show myself that I could hold a job and make a certain amount of money, and when I reached that amount I quit. I told them going in that I wouldn't be there forever.

[Anonymous No.]

I scrub Patchouli's smelly feet every hour while she reads a book. She doesn't mind if I lick and suck a little, as long as I get the job done, so it's all good. In fact, she's so buried into her book that she doesn't even notice when I'm cleaning. The other day I used the soles of her feet to masturbate and she didn't even so much as glance at me. She just turned pages with an unchanged expression as if I wasn't even there. It's almost the end of the hour, so this time I'll see how she reacts if I pull off her bloomers and rub the tip of my penis against her clit.

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

Bro, you're obviously a good person with a decent head on his shoulders. Don't overthink shit. With the state of the economy no one's laughing at anyone for applying for any job. Just suck it up and go in there.

I'm gonna warn you that you're not gonna like it and you'll end up working with some complete bags of shit but your family supported you as a NEET and it's only right that you help them in their time of need, too.

[Anonymous No.]

Join the military.

For us there is no other choice. We lack the social skills to to find a job, we lack he social skills to keep a job. Nobody wants to employ someone who isn't fun to be around and talk too. The military really is the only option for us. Especially if you live in the middle of nowhere, like me.

Life sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

Just wash dishes at some shitty restaurant

[Ayashiro !Hime2512LA No.]

If they got hired, they're not exactly NEETs, are they now?

[Anonymous No.]

I have the job of being the "pig" of a local indie metal band. You don't want to know the stuff they do to me on stage. But I'm an M, so I don't mind.

[Anonymous No.]

I work as cleaning personnel for a fancy hotel.
Better than it sounds, but the pay could be more generous.
Also, these kind of threads are surprisingly useful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890657
We'd get killed on day 1. Worst advice ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890668
How do you like working at a hotel? What's it like? If I decide to move out, a hotel is one of the first places I'm going to apply for a job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890665
Pig of capitalism, is that you?

[Anonymous No.]

I own property on the moon. I plan on building hotels there when I get more money.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not a NEET anymore, but I got my first job because I knew one one of the supervisors who worked there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890677
Sup Kaguya

[Anonymous No.]

Got kicked out of the house, joined a university as a teaching assistant, got an internship at a professor's company.
Now I have barely enough time to play the games I like, and none at all to watch anything.

[Anonymous No.]

I used to work a job changing urinal cakes in the public bathrooms of this business building, but after 3 months of no pay they told me they were just taking a bet on how long I'd stay gullible enough to believe that was an actual position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890680
Kaguya? My name's Clauss. You have me mistaken for someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890674
It is ok, it has its nasty parts but it is not the worst or hardest job ever.
Plus I had luck and most of the people that I work with are pretty chill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890677
Sup Krauss

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890677
>>6890680
Actually that's klaus..

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890594
I haven't done this but you could simply lie. Do you have any relatives with a company? You could pretend to have worked there (with their support).

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890677
Get out Krauss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890655 here
Just entered the library and Patchy's reading some huge book. I just pulled off her bloomers and she's still nonchalant. Posting on my phone, I'll give updates as I go. I love my job.

[Anonymous No.]

OP, if you'd be alright with a McDonald's-level job, you're worrying too much. Just go to McDonald's's, Walmarts, etc, fill out applications, and see what happens. Good luck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890714
How do her feet smell if she never touches the ground?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890711
I've lied before.

I've claimed a highschool diploma, and never gave any reason to check up on it.

I also bought a shitty prepaid phone and leave myself as a reference for various believable (and always applicable) jobs. Use two and you've got most of your own references covered.

[Anonymous No.]

I used to work with some guys from my neighborhood going around fighting crime but now I just spend my days in my apartment leeching off my girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890729
Astrofighter Sun red, is that you?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm kind of the same situation as you OP. My problem is I dropped out of highschool and I live in the middle of nowhere. Can't drive either.

Best of luck to both of us.

[Anonymous No.]

Teach yourself photoshop, do freelancer work.

Easiest way I can think off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890679
Same here. After a year, they opened a new store, so they transferred me there, and I'm a manager now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890734
This is going to be me soon too ;_;

I hope the government starts paying me to be useless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890662

No shit, Einstein.

[Anonymous No.]

Patchy cleaner here. I rubbed my tip against her clit for a bit, and she did start getting a bit red. I started rubbing a bit harder and she eventually put her book up close to her face so I couldn't see it, but I saw from her chest that she was breathing pretty hard. When I was about to cum I stopped rubbing and put myself just about 1 inch into her entrance and released myself in a few short spurts. When I pulled out I saw Koakuma across the room pointing to the clock with an annoyed look. I saw that I already wasted 20 minutes, and I'm supposed to get the job done in 10.

So back to cleaning her feet, might have to rush a little.

>>6890723
They naturally produce an odor on their own.

[Anonymous No.]

Just apply to as many places as you possibly can and call them back every day asking if they read your app. It may seem like you're an annoying faggot, but it makes you stand out from the flood of other apps they probably had. I applied to something like 20 different places before getting hired at a library. Ended up working there for 5 years, it was a great job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890767

>freelance

We're looking for real jobs bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890594

Become a construction worker, there's always a job in that industry and you don't need any experience or education, others will tell you what to do and how to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890786
What if they only hire you for a day or a couple of hours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890802

If you have a job you are not a NEET, period.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890794
Does working in a library pay well? For some reason I believe it's volunteer work here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890800
Construction is good, but be warned that a lot of assholes work in the field. It's a popular job for junkies and drunks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890767
I see this working. But:
>No formal education
>No portfolio
>No references
Not gonna happen.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't worry guys, if I win the lottery, ill let all of you live in my mansion for free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890832
Same here.

[Anonymous No.]

I dropped out of highschool in 10th grade. Soon after I turned 18, my parents kicked me out of the house. I spent a day or two laying on the streets starving until somebody brought me to a homeless shelter place. From there I managed to call my best friend, and I've been staying with his family for about 9 months now. I'm pretty sure they want to kick me out soon too.

If I ever decide to kill myself, I'll let you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890832
Well, we still have to worry.. The odds are pretty bad. How nice would it be if we pull off a NEET Alliance where we'd all work together to pay for a mansion and food and all the electronic needs. All living in harmony and cooperation. What a soothing though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890832
It won't be for free! I'll suck your dick everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890832
>>6890852
I don't want smelly fucks in my mansion. No thank you.

Just joking, you guys are invited anytime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890832
If I won the lottery I'd rub it in the faces of every /jp/er by going to every comiket and Reitaisai and buying all the good stuff then posting pictures of it on /jp/ and never scanning of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890832
Surely all of /jp/ combined could win the lottery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890865

If all of us spend all our money trying one of us is sure to win!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890865
I won $50 on a lottery ticket, once. I used to buy them all the time when I smoked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890816
People volunteer at libraries, but there are plenty of paid positions. I started out a the basic "page" position which is essentially returning books to their proper place on the shelf. That paid minimum wage. After working a while I got promoted to "DA" which means sitting in front of a computer in the back room returning books into the system. Made $10/h doing that.

[Necrobrotent No.]

go to a home depot or a wal mart and speak to the manager and bug him every fucking day.

Or use your mannish charms to woo the female manager.

Also shower, shave, wear a tucked in shirt and hope for the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890878
I feel sorry for pages. I used to work at a library and simply because I was an adult I got to work in the back room. I also got paid more, received better hours and was given more breaks. I was also told to direct and train the pages even though they had months more experience than me.

[Anonymous No.]

McDonalds and the like are meant to be first jobs. You don't need much more than common sense to push a mop or flip burgers. Go for it, OP. You'll feel good that you can help your family our

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890899
I had to train pages when I became a full time DA too. We had a few older adults looking for part time work apply as pages, felt weird training them as a 21 year old kid.

[Anonymous No.]

Entry level jobs don't care about previous experiance or qualifications. The only real problem is that they're generally more interested in younger people they can pay less for the same work, so age can count against you. If you have friends or family you can ask them to help land you a job somewhere. Personal connections make a big difference.

Of course even if you get a job it probbably won't be something you'll enjoy and then you'll wind up bored, angry, and bitter. You'll spiral into a depression and even quitting won't help, because you're right back at sqaure one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890906
I never had the role of DA at my library. Most of the time I sorted book trucks and moved boxes of stuff around. The funny thing was that I could apply the sorting algorithms learned in Computer Science and I'd use different algorithms depending on how hard I wanted to work that day. It's probably why I could keep up with the experienced old ladies at that place while a different person who started at the same time got the axe for sorting too slow.

[Anonymous No.]

These threads give me hope that I can make it in the workforce. My life of taking it easy it going to be ending after this year. I'm only worried that I won't be able to afford an apartment on minimum wage. How has the quality of life been for those of you who have had to move out and find jobs?

[PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw No.]

I stock the toys and baby items at a local Toys R Us. Only 1 of the references on my sheet was real, the other was a friend that I got to act like a reference. $9.50 a hour, decent hours and don't have to deal with too many people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890924
>Most of the time I sorted book trucks and moved boxes of stuff around
Like router and delivery stuff? That was handled by the DAs at my library. And I really wish we had axed people for being to slow. I was the fastest page and the fastest DA, everyone else hardly worked at all.

[Anonymous No.]

Become a gigolo, work out often, then become an enforcer.

[Anonymous No.]

I've never been hired but you had your first pic as Mato Kuroi so I had to reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890935

Good, but I had a reasonably well paying job as an assistant manager at a service station with occasional parental support so I'm probbably an exception here. It should still be feasible enough to have your own place on minimum wage, though obviously you'll have to budget very carefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890594
Go to the McDonalds. Ask them if they're hiring. If they are, they'll give you an application. Turn it in. They get applicants with felony records; two years of NEETing isn't going to make your application a total wash. You have a high school diploma? Fantastic. Repeat this process for every minimum wage job you can find.

You can even pretend you're a fresh high school graduate. You got held back two years. Now you're ready to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890967
Some people with felony records are con artists, they are good at getting jobs.

[Anonymous No.]

Work in sales! It's great!

[Anonymous No.]

Can always look for temp work and seasonal positions. A lot of places just need people during holiday season or certain times of the year, pay can vary but not a lot of experience required. After you've worked a couple of them if you left on good terms you can use them as references for better jobs or just continually hop around till a good opportunity comes along. The biggest thing is just applying for everything you might be able to do, even if you don't want to, or think you can do it well, just give it a chance. Giving up being a NEET can be hard and a daunting task but it IS worth it. Especially if its to help out your family or to simply stop being a complete leech. On the plus side excess money can be used on awesome shit like figures and merch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890967
Who do I talk to when I go to McDonalds? Walking up to the counter and asking the person at the cashier seems so awkward (even if I wait until no one is in line). I wish I wasn't such a social retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891016
Try "are you hiring?" or "hey, are you guys currently hiring?" The person at the cashier might answer the question, or he might get his supervisor. They'll have somebody who can deal with you.

If everything goes to shit you can apply to a different McDonalds and never go back to the other one.

[Anonymous No.]

Apply in person at a supermarket a few weeks before Easter. They always hire before a busy public holiday. I'm a casual greengrocer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890911
Hofuck. I'm 24 and never had a job. Am I fucked? I'm fucked, aren't I?

in b4 spoiled faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891033
Tell them you're willing to work for minimum wage.

You might as well try. What will you lose?

[Anonymous No.]

I work in construction and make $20.50 an hour. Granted I'm out of town a lot at power plants and whatnot but my hotel room and all my meals are paid for by the company. I also travel in a company vehicle so I don't have any gas money to worry about.

Also, fortunately my company believes in keeping its employees relatively happy and shack us up in nice hotels. I have a laptop and have access to free internet etc so I usually browse /jp/ whenever I get back to the room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891041
You know what that tells them? It tells them that you are desperate for a job. Naturally, the guy is going to think, "why is this guy so desperate? He must be a terrible worker." You'll never get hired that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891033
>I'm 24 and never had a job.

Same here. Feels terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891033
Maybe. I am 23 and worked for a month when I was 15 after dropping out of school. I got a job without even going to an interview, but my friend put a word in for me.

[PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw No.]

>>6890935
I am able to support myself and my hobbies while working at Toys r Us. I eat shitty microwave food and drink nothing fancier than water and the occasional heavy drink. Spend around 750 dollars a month, 399 of that is apartment cost

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890594
Mc Donalds will hire anyone, anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891050
He needs money because his family's finances are in the shitter. That's a perfectly valid and acceptable explanation for why he wants to get a job as quickly as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891062
Which is why someone else always gets the job, the job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891061
>$400 apartment

Jesus, where do you live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891033

Try a cleaning company/service. They rarely seem to hire those fresh out of school.

[PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw No.]

>>6891070
Along the river between Iowa and Illinois. Also get free gym membership, free laundry, and free cable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891076
I thought they only hired people who don't speak English.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you American OP?

If your goverment gives a lot of money to a useless sack of shit like Sudo, why wouldn't they help your family?

[Anonymous No.]

It's time to get your mTurk on.

https://www.mturk.com/mturk/welcome

Have fun working for pennies. It does add up eventually though, and it's certainly better than nothing.

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>6891070
lower end area's charge 400-600 usually.

If you can get over your hatred of blacks, mexicans or chinamen its easy to find cheap housing.

The rest of it is murder though.

[Sakura !RAILgUnr8s No.]

Low level jobs are pretty easy to get. Lots you can even just apply on line and don't have to worry about going in to apply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891070

Are you saying that's too expensive or too cheap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891083
He was evaluated by a government psychiatrist and designated incapable-of-holding-down-a-job-ever so he gets disability.

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>6891083
Some people have moral standards.

I could be banking like a fucking king on bridge card and welfare fraud if I really wanted too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891092
I've been casually applying for jobs online for about a year. I've applied to probably 50-60 jobs online and have only ever gotten two responses, neither of which responded to me after a first interview.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891087
600-700 is the usual range for a cheap apartment around here. I don't really care about blacks or mexicans, but remember, if you're the minority in the area, they might not like that, and decide they don't want you there.

[PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw No.]

>>6891087
Actually, I do not live in the lower end of the city. The rates are as followed
399 for 4 person apartment
499 for 2 person apartment
599 for single.
I just went with the cheapest and was assigned 3 roommates. I have yet to see one more than once every few days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891080
I'm the dirty spic that's a manager in subway. Of course I prefer other spics, I can communicate with them better, and they get recommended to me pretty often (by other spics of course). That's what "personal connections" means, bro.

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>6891105
Unless you're in the apartment next to the head of the latin kings or something people usually don't give a fuck about some fat scrubby white boy who lives a floor up.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it possible to get hired without a degree?

[Anonymous No.]

I found myself in a similar situation last year and in the end I got an apprenticeship at a Bakery. I don't know how America works with it, but where I live there's government incentives for businesses to take on apprentices so it's at least worth a shot. It doesn't take long to get used to working night shift, there's nbot much talking and it's just the same thing every night, plus the pay's not to bad.

[Anonymous No.]

26 year old NEET master race reporting in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891107

You pay less for a larger apartment? This can not be correct...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891103
Internet applications have a notoriously high failure rate. It's when you try to get work to fifty places in person and don't succeed that you should start reconsidering what you're doing.

One of my parents applied to somewhere around a hundred places for her first entry-level work position in the United States before getting work as a dishwasher. Especially in this retarded economy, not getting work somewhere doesn't necessarily indicate that you seem like you'd be a terrible employee.

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>6891127
You pay less to live alone.

[Sakura !RAILgUnr8s No.]

>>6891103
Don't know what to tell you bro. I've never had much trouble. Applied at Walmart recently and got the job pretty much right away, and I've been hired a few other times through just applying online.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891127
Per person, duh. Use your head.

[PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw No.]

>>6891118
A highschool degree? Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891137

I see, thank you.

[PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw No.]

>>6891137
As this person said, it is per person. But the complex has set rates and what not. Even if I was living alone in here I would still pay 399. Reasoning behind this is so people don't back out and screw over their roommates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891126
I miss being a NEET. Sleep when I want, do what I want, never shower, don't have to think about responsibilities. The only side effects were social anxiety and shame from family. Unfortunately, life catches up with you and leaves you behind.

nokosage for ex-NEET whining

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891045
What sort of qualifications does that take?

[Anonymous No.]

>McDonalds is currently hiring EXPERIENCED burger flippers and managers
Well shit, I guess the army is my only choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891103
That pretty much sucks, bro. I applied to four businesses online, and in about a month and a half Target called and offered me work. I guess it's just a turkey shoot, or it depends where you live.

No prior job experience.

[Anonymous No.]

I started out six years ago, fresh out of highschool working as a bellhop in Marriott hotels. I got transferred from state to state with promotions, and now I am currently the food court manager, packing out 48k a year, but I hate my job. I've found I'm great at management though. I was thinking of entering a butler school, but thats too much wishful thinking believing someone will hire me to take care of their estate and household. I can dream though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891164
Not be a weak ass faggot. If you are in shape and can do manual labor all day then go in construction. If you just let your muscles atrophy for those 2.5 years and can't easily lift 80lbs+ then you are kinda fucked.

[ponpon No.]

>>6890794
/jp/ Librarian crew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891185
Shit like this makes me feel a little less guilty about leeching off the government.

[Anonymous No.]

I guess I'm lucky. My best friend is "rich" and doesn't mind sending me lots of money, for all my life if I need it, because I told him I'd kill myself. I don't have to work, and I probably never will have to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891086
So I submitted my hit or whatever to Loli Labs. I feel hopeful. I wonder what they do there.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

I have a friend who works as a nightwatcher in a warehouse and the only thing he does is browse and watch tv.

Or if you can get a job as a waiter, you can make much more money than working at shittier jobs like McDonald's, the bad point is that it's extremely tiring.

And don't join the military, don't fucking do it. Don't let them convince you, DON'T FUCKING DO IT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891187
>I was thinking of entering a butler school, but thats too much wishful thinking believing someone will hire me to take care of their estate and household. I can dream though.
I often have this same fantasy...
>>6891191
Hey, how is the MLS going? I'm transferring from cc next semester, so about 4 more years for me~

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891070
>>6891087
>>6891107
>>6891127
>>6891137
>Per person

God I lol'd earlier when people thought $400 was cheap. Where I live that's a pretty standard rate. But what you're really talking about is a $1600 apartment for 4 people including Internet / utilities.

I know of a place I can get a 3 person apartment for $350 / month + utilities. I'd never live there though cause it's really far away from the college but I have a friend who is living there by himself.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't get a job because I have depression, as a result of not being able to get a job or pass classes in community college. Any advice?

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>6891222
Do your fucking homework instead of browsing /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891222
Suck it up is all you can do. Your life isn't as bad as it could be.

[PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw No.]

>>6891218
It is actually a pretty nice place. I wish when I was signing up that I was having friends come in to "sign up" and have a full 4 person room to myself. It would still only be 399, but oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891207
>And don't join the military, don't fucking do it. Don't let them convince you, DON'T FUCKING DO IT.

I have friends in the military. They are fine. You guys do realize that there are other jobs besides infantry and cannon fodder, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891222

Man Up Anon! Man Up!

[Anonymous No.]

I graduated with a 2 year degree in fall 2010. been a year and havent got one response for a job interview or anything. just alot of testing with no results. Prob went through 1TB of manga/anime in the past year so worth it i guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891233
The only one I know in the military is missing an eye. Well, ex-military, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891196
You're bad people

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891247
That doesn't mean anything, though. You can join the Army as a plumber or a chef. In one MOS, all you do is look at satellite photos and figure out where the Russians are moving their tanks to next. How are you going to lose an eye doing that?

[Anonymous No.]

For joining the military, how would I go about that? I'm from Europe and I have no idea where to look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891233
I know a few people are or used to be in the military. They are either one step away from being totally fucked in the head or coping by heavily drinking or smoking.

Nope. I know the benefits are nice but not at that cost.

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>6891262
I saw a man lose his eye by knocking over a mugg filled with pens.

Now granted it was an amazing complex chaos but it happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890767
I can't recommend this to anyone. I'm far from being a neet, but to do commissions effectively you need a lot of clients = a lot of socialisation (in places like DA). If it's too much for me, it's probably too much for a neet. Also, getting to the level where you'll be good enough that people pay for your work is hard. I've been drawing actively for almost a decade or so and I don't still find my art good enough to sell it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891259
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891269
Just tie a white flag onto a stick, if you're from Europe.
In all seriousnes, I'm pretty sure all organized militaries have a website.
Google: [country name]+[military branch]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891262
When the Russians bomb your base, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891269

Join the French Foreign Legion!

[Anonymous No.]

For a jp NEET joining the military sounds good. Get a posting in Japan, earn a bit of money, live the dream and learn valuable social skills that will result in you enjoying life more when you leave the service.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891274
Because your moral system is so borked that you think you're not doing anything wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891236
How many places have you applied to?

>>6891185
Most jobs overstate the qualifications necessary for the job in the hopes of attracting talent. Very few of the people applying for these jobs actually have everything requested; the people who do are off looking for bigger and better things to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891297
But I'm not doing anything wrong. I'm not forcing him or anything. He consents.

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>6891309
Now you're just morality trolling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891318
He's just been adopted by his friend, that's all.

Indefinitely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891318
Now I'm just confused, actually. Especially in a thread where people are praised for leeching off the government.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>6891083
The government deemed that I'm unable to work, deal w/ it.
>>6891098
I'm not defrauding anyone.

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>6891322
No one said that group was good people either.
>>6891321
Worst pet ever, you can't even eat it when it dies.

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>6891330
Sure king autismo whatever you say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891331
>Worst pet ever, you can't even eat it when it dies.
I don't see why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891331
I'm a good "pet". He says he loves to have me around. I make him happy, I'm contributing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891330
You live with your parents, who pay for your expenses, yet you also get money from the government. It's really only supposed to be one or the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891341
The government is well aware of where Sudo lives. He would actually get more money (rent assistance) if he moved out.

[Sudo No.]

>>6891345
This person is correct.

[Anonymous No.]

These threads are fucking horrid.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

Work as a moe moe desu maid for a fellow /jp/er obviously.

It's worked for people in the past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891345,2
Sudo ghost-bumped it, so that goes without saying.
For that matter, Sudo posted in it, so that goes without saying.

Fuck you, Sudo.

[Sudo No.]

>>6891345,4
You are visibly upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891345,5
I fucked you're Rin

[Sudo No.]

>>6891345,6
u mad? u jelly that I'm better than you no matter what you do? So keep on hating like a hater and DEAL WITH IT.