Dreams About Touhous

[Anonymous No.]

How many of you have had actual DREAMS about Touhou characters? I don't mean daydreams, dreams that help you get to sleep, or dreams after you have woken up and went back to bed. I've noticed that I have dreams about the weirdest things, and I have dreamed about Touhou characters indirectly (playing the game, Touhou anime in the background when speaking with family, etc.), but I haven't had a single dream that involves me being intimately involved with one of them. In fact, I've never had a dream where I'm even a friend.

Does my subconscious know something I don't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6888260
dreams are nothing more than real world events twisted inside your psyche. since touhous aren't real...

[Anonymous No.]

The closest I came was dreaming that someone stumbled across my stash of Touhou fanart and porn. They were more disturbed by the quantity of non-pornographic art than they were of the actual porn.

[Anonymous No.]

THEY'RE INANIMATE SPRITE OBJECTS CREATED BY A JAPANESE MAN IN HIS BASEMENT

THEY AREN'T YOUR WAIFU

[Anonymous No.]

never i think, the last dream i remember was having sex with a girl and it was too fucking real, when i woke up i felt some pre cum down the belt
well yeah, i'm ronery and forever alone

[Anonymous No.]

>complain about 3D pig disgusting waifus on /jp/
>fap to 2D nonstop during the day
>have no appeal for 3D whatsoever
>go to bed
>never have a dream about sexing up 2D
>always dream about 3D sluts
>wake up with dick erected

[Anonymous No.]

>>6888291
Morning wood isn't psychological, though, it's because of the weight of the rest of your body pressing on the prostate or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6888272

That would explain why that when I finally got to the SDM bedroom there was a dog in Remilia's clothes not Remilia herself.

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>>6888260

I don't know anybody who has had any waifu Touhou dreams, OP. Good point.

[Anonymous No.]

Reposting:
Anyway, the dream I had was very short, but very vivid - I was lying down somewhere, and I could see above me tips of trees and some stars between them - like I was sleeping in the middle of a clearing somewhere in the forest, and just woke up.
Standing next to me was Yukari, she had her fan with her, and wore a gentle, soft expression - something that doesn't really fit my image of her.
She told me that I'm not useless and should not give up, and smiled. After seeing her smile I woke up.
It was a nice dream.

I had some other touhou related dreams before that, but they were all more abstract, and I only dreamed about being in Gensokyo, not meeting anyone there.

[Anonymous No.]

I have had one dream about my wife, and, though she only appeared briefly, it was the highlight of my week. I can just picture perfectly how her petite body moved, how she smiled and laughed lightly, her hair donned in a slight curl, while she sat watching television and eating her meal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6888319

Do you have anybody you know in your family or past friends that resemble Yukari's looks outside of her outfit?

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>>6888307
I'm sure I've seen Koishi in my dreams a few times.We barely knew each other though I think.
I have a hard time remembering my dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

I had this dream where Mui from Ichigo Mashimaro was a futa and was raping Chika. That was the only dream I had with fictional characters in it.

[Anonymous No.]

I had dreams where I was part of the SDM staff... and it all start when someone POSTED THAT FUCKING PICTURE!

[Anonymous No.]

We had a thread with a lot of replies about the same thing just yesterday. The thread is still alive.

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>>6888260
That's good. It means you have a healthy grasp of the difference between fantasy and reality.

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>>6888324
You mean "waifu". There is a very important difference.

[Anonymous No.]

I've had dreams about Kanako and had wakeful dreams (sort of like hallucinations but only when my eyes are closed) of her but I also have a family history of schizophrenics.

It was when I was going through a rough spot in my life and was going to commit suicide. Over the course of a month she sapped my will to do it and then convinced me to not even try to do it. Then she told me she would come back to me when I was next in need and that I should believe that she will; and then I stopped having dreams and visions of her altogether.

It was nonspecifically Kanako though. She said I could call her what I wanted and she appeared exactly the same as Kanako to me but I speculated that's because I wanted to see that. She seemed to have a personality in common with her.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

I almost never dream, and when I do it's probably a nightmare ;_;

but, I suppose it's better experience what a guy said about a dream where he met Nitori just to wake up alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6888340

You know what's scary? If they manifested in 3D, that's very close to what they'd actually look like.

[Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE No.]

No dreams about Toohoos that I can recall. Probably because I have really hard time imagining myself dropped into Gensokyo due to all the practical problems that would result.

Couple of Galaxy Angel dreams, though.

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>>6888375

>Remilia
>Flandre
>Asians

[Anonymous No.]

Once I dreamed that I was on the floor of a peach-colored room while a little girl's voice slowly said in a low volume the word ''Caaaaaauuuutioooooon...''. Suddenly I turn to my back and see Utsuho herself with a smirk on her face, I look down and awe my eyes in her gigantic pillar, it glowed yellow while making klaxon sounds. I understood that my fate was inevitable so I grabbed the previously mentioned loli and threw her at Okuu while I reached for the door, it felt like the devil took my shame away as I did such act. As I ran through the dark, endless hallways I could hear both a young girl's hinges and a more mature woman's panting.

I woke up in my keyboard, there was a picture on my screen, then I understood. (pic)

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>>6888357
I do, but I dislike that term, to me it gives an air of "konata is my new waifu (: ".

Oh, and when you guys dream about your special person or 2d characters, how do you see them? In my experience, she looked a little like a typical person, but there was something off about her, something that hinted to me that she wasn't a typical person. Difficult to explain.

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>>6888358
In one of the dreams I did end up in what was very clearly how I would imagine the Moriya Shrine in winter, and she told me that I would end up here if I still believed in her after I died a natural death. I asked why not any other kind of death and she said that she 'couldn't influence' where I went after that, and further explained that what afterlife I would experience would depend on where I believed I would end up; but I couldn't just believe in it myself because my resolve in believing I would end up there would waver, so I would need to have a 'second' to help me go to the afterlife I wanted to go to, and that she would act as my second in return for believing in her.

Well, like I said, I have a family history of schizophrenia (my grandfather, an aunt and an uncle all developed symptoms) and I'm not entirely sure whether it's due to that (I was pretty shit-scared at the time that I was starting to get it) but it's faded now and I don't know what to think. I definitely believed in it at the time.

/jp/ - Theology/General

[Anonymous No.]

I've had many dreams in which Touhous have appeared, and dreams where-in I have been Touhous.

The weirdest, and one of the most lewd dreams I've had was a fairly recent one where-in I dreamt that I was Yuyuko, sleeping and having fallen off my bed, but I was too tired to get up. Then, Mystia came into my room and started pleasuring herself with my foot. Even then I was too tired to move in my dream, and even though I couldn't see her, I just knew what was happening. It was surreal, but very arousing.

Another, older example was sometime this fall. I dreamt I was Renko, and me and Mary were playing tag-team tennis against some faceless fellow students. I don't remember if we won or not, but Mary seemed pissed afterwards. After that, we were going to take a train back home, where we ran into UFO cast, and after that we made out in the supply closet. She let me suckle her breasts. It was the best dream ever.

[Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>6888407

I recall from the GA dreams that I was actually a cartoon version of myself. It's probably a lot easier for the imagination to animate a single person you can't see without reflective surfaces than to make real a handful of cartoon chicks that you probably see a lot more often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6888430

Dreaming about Renko and Maribel technically don't count since they're not really lolis in frilly dresses but old-style clothing dressed as loli, if you catch my drift.

[Anonymous No.]

I've had 4 Touhou dreams and they all sucked.

1) I snuck into the SDM and got caught by Flandre. She proceeded to torture me (actual painful "I'm trying to make you suffer" torture, not BDSM shit).
2) Swordfight with Youmu. She ended up slicing my arms and hands, and I woke up when she delivered the finishing blow by slicing my neck.
3) Randomly out in the country somewhere and I ran into Patchy. She was going to drive me somewhere but then my alarm clock went off and woke me up.
4) Went to the Hakurei Shrine. All I remember about this one is that Reimu wouldn't let me donate money.

Why can't I have a normal and enjoyable Touhou dream for once ;_;

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>>6888428
And to clarify, she was sort of 3D. Had Kanako's features and dress and motifs (lots of snakes around in the dreams and 'visions', and I had sensations like snakes wrapping themselves around my arms and back at times) slightly darker skin than I'd expect. Her face looked familiar and was 3D as one might expect yet seemed to conform to Kanako's facial features, as subjective as they would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>I do, but I dislike that term, to me it gives an air of "konata is my new waifu (: ".

Those people are simply buffoons. Pay them no heed.

"Wife" means an IRL spouse, "waifu" means a 2D object of obsession. This is how it should stay.

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>>6888296
Sexy.

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>>6888465
What's the point of distinguishing them? I'm never going to have a in real life spouse, so it's obvious what I'm talking about.

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>>6888375
Blonde hair doesn't look like that and they certainly wouldn't be Asian.

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>>6888484
I can see Sakuya being Asian although you're right about the other two. I always imagine eastern European but western European works too.

[PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw No.]

Last night to be exact.

It was more Touhous in reality then me in Gensokyo. I dreamt that Cirno, Wriggle, Rumia and Mystia came over to my apartment to hang out and play some Timesplitters with me. They wanted to do nothing but Virus matches and they were all Pvt. Hicks.

Repost from the other dream thread.

[Anonymous No.]

I had one where Yukari appeared out of nowhere and said she wonders if I'd become a youkai if I got bitten by her. Then she bit me and I turned into a scorpion. As it turns out, it's hard to type when you have claws for hands.

Couldn't I have been a little girl scorpion instead?

[Anonymous No.]

I used to have a thing for Aya. I came across an image file that teaches you how to lucid dream here on /jp/ and decided to start trying on the same day. The guide suggested to get myself nice and tired, so I went for a run after months of inactivity.

That night I dreamt of a Touhou but it was Byakuren instead of Aya. I just kinda admired her for a few seconds when Murasa appeared out of nowhere, sprawled out on the floor. Like a couple of dykes who are really into it, they paid no attention to me and started goin' at it. Byakuren used her scroll as a dildo and jammed it into Murasa. Instead of bringing her to paradise though, the scroll seemed to suck the life out of her and in a matter of seconds, she looked like a dried up mummy.

[Anonymous No.]

I once saw dream where i was at train station, and then the train came there and cirno with an axe came out of train. Then suddenly out of nowhere my friends mom came there and she seemed to be very friendly, kinda like they were dating or something like that. After that i realized out of nowhere that cirno planned to kill all humans with my friends mom to fill main control room of pillar of autum from halo 1 with blood.
My face when i woke up and realized how fucked up i really am to come up with dreams like that. could someone explain my mental state to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6888476
That wasn't the same person as >>6888407

Anyway, though I like to call her my wife, I will take that into mind when posting on websites.

[Anonymous No.]

I once had a dream where I was on a bike trail at 1am in the morning. I saw a blue fairy (obviously Cirno) go speed past me from right to left, then came back to me and asked for my help. She was trying to escape from some guys who she was bound to by some contract thing. The contract said that she was not allowed to disobey her present master's orders, but after her master got mad and told her to "get away from him," she used that loophole to get away. Since it would be following her master's orders, she asked to hide in my shirt so she could get further away. After that, some guy came from a turn in the bike trail (the master) along with a police officer and asked me if I had seen anything strange going on. Cirno was hiding at the back of my shirt at the time. After some rambling, the master slipped up the word "fairy," and I played it off as him being a kook. Embarrassed, the guy left with the security guard as Cirno slyly moved from the side to the front in as I turned around to avoid detection. As soon as we got home, she told me that it was weird that I could see her since only the one who has a contract with her should. After that, we made a contract, and she said that she would have to stay hidden for the next 24 hours, and by then, her master couldn't see her anymore. After that, she used her fairy powers to win the lottery (it was about 15 million bucks; I was being modest), we moved into a massive house (not as big as a mansion, but pretty big), and we lived out the rest of our days until 2012 playing games, having sex, planting flowers, posting on 4chan, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6888620
wow kog, you sure have vivid dreams