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6887636 No.6887636 [Reply] [Original]

You will never have a girl like this because they only exist in Animu you fat, ronery, japan obsessed faggots! You weren't born in Japan! You dont get to fucking choose!

You will be forever alone. You cant do a thing to change that because you will NEVER have motivation to become unfat or not socially akward.
Just reminding you, fat as fat ass.

>> No.6887644

But we're already 2D little girls.

>The secret of /jp/ is that upon a year and a day of browsing it, if you are deemed worthy, you will be whisked away and wake up in a grandiose mansion as a pristine young maiden. You will be accepted to the sisterhood of /jp/, and a slightly older girl (another transformed Anonymous, of course) will help you adjust to your new life, taking care of you with a gentle smile. You will play and converse all day, with her translating difficult lines in VNs for you while you sit on her lap and helping you with the bosses in Touhou, Hellsinker, Mars Matrix, Cave games and so on. Obviously, she'll "reward" you with a kiss on the lips the first time you reach Hibachi, Evaccania DOOM, Spiritual Larsa and so on, causing you to blush profusely and ruin the run.

>When the sun sets, you'll get eat her delicious cooking, and after taking a bath together (where she combs your hair and washes you thoroughly) it will be time to go to bed. She will then teach you the pleasures of being a woman until no trace of your former personality remains and all that is left is a pure, yuri-obsessed girl yearning for her onee-sama's warm touch. After two weeks or so, your initiation will be complete and you will spend your days as a true /jp/ denizen, posting on /jp/ only to keep the masquerade while secretly enjoying the company of your fellow little girls everyday. This is why every post is saged and reported, to give the illusion that the board is actually populated without having to spend time actually posting.

>Of course, if you wish you can also be assigned to the onee-sama division, where you'll be taught everything to be a perfect elder sister, from cooking and cleaning to linguistics and playing just about every musical instrument, all for the sake of your cute little sister, whom you will take as your lover and initiate into /jp/'s society.

>> No.6887643

>fat
>socially "akward"
Nope. Just a lazy easy-taker.

>> No.6887647

>>6887636
I like her hair. Its a pretty shade of blue. I admit to being slightly biased though, shoulder length hair is an instant turn-on for me. If only her breasts weren't so disgustingly rude.

>> No.6887645

>>6887636
But I was fat and socially awkward until I got a haircut, a job and started working out. So I don't know what you're on about...

>> No.6887646

のヮの

>> No.6887651

That's nice.
I doubt anyone here is fat though, try /v/.

>> No.6887656
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>>6887636
But I look like this.

>> No.6887667

>You weren't born in Japan! You dont get to fucking choose!
>implying japanese nerds get to choose girls

>forever alone
been for almost 30 years, so no problems here. it's not like i'll live past 60 something, so i'm halfway done with this.

>You cant do a thing to change that because you will NEVER have motivation to become unfat or not socially akward.
i know, isn't that great? i won't have to change myself to fit within someone else's standards. i get to live for myself.

>> No.6887671

>>6887636
Stop projecting, fatass.

>> No.6887672

Is that Aqua?

>> No.6887673

>You weren't born in Japan! You dont get to fucking choose!
Oh god I didn't notice! My whole life is a lie! I don't actually live in Japan! what the fuck are you even talking about

>> No.6887676

I will never have an anime girl *tears begin to stream down my face*

>> No.6887682

>You will never have a girl like this
But she is right there, what are you talking about?

>> No.6887683

I'm not american so I'll never be fat.

>> No.6887684

>>6887636
That girl isn't my type anyway.

>> No.6887692

>>6887672
Ah yes she is, almost couldn't tell because that game sucked.

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6887693

>fat
>fat
>fat
I thought /jp/ was defined by being too lazy and apathetic to eat, so people like me who are witheringly underweight aren't uncommon here.

I have one meal a day and pic is related

>> No.6887697

>>6887676
>*action*
Get the fuck out of here. And take this retarded thread with you.

>> No.6887699

>>6887693
I think that's just the MMOers. They are also the ones who shit on the floor.

>> No.6887696

>People pathetically responding in an attempt to justify their existence to someone who is just trying to get a rise out of them

>> No.6887701
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>>6887699
I don't play MMOs, though. I just can't be bothered getting up.

>> No.6887704

>>6887636
but only being forever alone allows you to be together with 2d girls. To get social relationships you need to abandon fucking everything you do now, and then do something irrelevant on top. And it will be probably something you dont like to do.
Why would you do that? Whats the profit?

>> No.6887705

>>6887696
You don't know what they're really doing? Get out.

They're taking it easy

>> No.6887707

>>6887697
he mad *laughinggirls*

>> No.6887710

>>6887705
It's funny because they are not. Taking it easy would be exactly the contrary.

>> No.6887711

>>6887696
Nah, we just don't better to do, it's boring all the time man

>> No.6887713

>>6887710
so taking it easy means you can't get bored and troll a troll?

>> No.6887715
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>>6887710
The only person in this thread who seems mad is OP, and since he's obvious trolling, nobody is mad. I'd call that taking it easy.

>> No.6887720

>>6887713
>troll a troll
Doesn't work like that when most of the people in here are certainly replying seriously. And still, taking it easy would be simply not replying at all.

>> No.6887722

>>6887711
See, it's so boring I can't even type correctly

>> No.6887723
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>>6887710
>He thinks he knows what taking it easy is

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>>6887720
>replying seriously

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6887731

When I die, little girls will touch my headstone. I've just got to remember to put that in my will. Then I won't be alone.

>> No.6887733

>>6887720
That's just stupid, if that's taking it easy then I'm better off sleeping all day and never coming here.

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>>6887733
Correct. but you won't

>> No.6887738

Too bad for you I'm a narcissistic sociopath with no interest in relationships with filth that masquerades itself as human.

Only the women of the 2D world and my own glorious reflection can satisfy me. I also make 100k a year as a Wal-Mart Manager by projecting a false persona of normalcy.

Still don't get why my interest in eroges means I automatically want to be a part of the most hilariously conformist and collectivist societies on the planet.

>> No.6887740

B-But I'm not fat!

>> No.6887741

>>6887733
You are allowed to discuss about something if it actually is something to talk about and not a mere pathetic troll like this. And yeah, people often sleep a lot.

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>implying I am not the little girl

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>>6887738
>100k a year
>as a Wal-Mart manager

>> No.6887748

>>6887736
I do want to sleep all day, like my cat. But one would eventually get sick or something.

>> No.6887753

>>6887747
>projecting a false persona of normalcy

In other words, male prostitution.

>> No.6887759

>>6887748
I generally sleep around 14 hours a day and I get wicked bad headaches if I sleep for longer than that.

>> No.6887761

>>6887741
You care too much about the moron troll, this is not about the troll, this is whatever you want it to be.

>> No.6887762

>>6887738
>filth that masquerades itself as human.
>projecting a false persona of normalcy.
ah, the proverbial pot calling the kettle black

>> No.6887765

>>6887741
>You are allowed to discuss about something if it actually is something to talk about and not a mere pathetic troll like this

But replying to obvious troll threads is the most boredom-relieving thing there is, what I am supposed to do ?

>> No.6887772

>>6887747
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_annual_salary_for_a_walmart_store_manager

You should be one too, it's really not that hard.

>> No.6887774

>>6887765
I'm pretty sure that starting or participating of some actual discussion is much better, anon.

>> No.6887783

>>6887765
>Market Asset Protection, Human Resource - 85,000 - 115,000

So, you work in human resources? That's worse than putting on a mask, that's selling your soul.

>> No.6887780

>>6887762
How so? "Normalcy" is the filth that must be cleansed from this hellish world. I lower myself to their status temporarily so they might not tear me from my perch before I take flight.

>> No.6887782

>>6887738
>oh dear god

>> No.6887789

>>6887782
the fuck are you quoting?

>> No.6887793

>>6887772
I'm already rich, thank you.

>> No.6887794

>>6887772
My grandma was a Wal-Mart store manager and she made about 45k.

>> No.6887802

>>6887783
>Store Manager - 80,000 - 300,000 with bonuses etc.

I was counting in bonuses.
>>6887794
Inflation, have you heard of it?
>>6887793
Good for you, maybe we can pool together our resources sometime and start a top-secret conscience transferral project so we can all be little girl robots.

>> No.6887815

>>6887802
>so we can all be little girl robots
OK

>> No.6887826

Wal-mart hijacking a thread in /jp/?

I missed you, old times.

>> No.6887864

>>6887802
>Inflation, have you heard of it?
It was only like 10 years ago, we haven't had THAT much inflation.

>> No.6887870

>projecting a false persona of normalcy.
no anonymous, you are the normalfags

>> No.6887871

>>6887864
The economy, man, the economy

>> No.6887874

>>6887871
The economy means that the salary should have gone DOWN because people are just happy enough to have jobs.

>> No.6887877

>>6887870
But Anon would only be a normalfag if he didn't have to project anything.

>> No.6887894

>>6887874
No, they lay off "expendables" and that's people who don't have large salaries.

>> No.6887896

>>6887877
The very definition of a normalfag is to live a lie and ignore your own desires just to fit in with society.

>> No.6887995

>>6887896
People who scream about only wanting to be "true" to themselves are just making excuses for not wanting to enter the real world.

>> No.6887997

OP is troll

>> No.6888005

>not wanting to enter the real world
you wouldn't want to enter a sewer either if you had an alternative, would you?

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