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Anonymous Sat Jan 29 15:47:44 2011 No.6883269 [Reply] [Original]

Ten more years.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 15:48:44 2011 No.6883277 I shall be a wizard.

>>	Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU Sat Jan 29 15:48:44 2011 No.6883276 Happy 20th, OP?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 15:49:44 2011 No.6883279 File: 10 KB, 126x126, 1269815097066.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh shit I'm gonna be a magician?!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 15:50:44 2011 No.6883287 When do they start sending out the assassins? Most people here should already be becoming pretty huge threats if they don't manage to trick away our virginity soon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 15:50:44 2011 No.6883289 wow i didn't know and i'm pretty close just 4 more yrs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 15:51:44 2011 No.6883290 File: 104 KB, 600x600, mariawitch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uu~ We can all be witches together!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 15:52:44 2011 No.6883292 That's the only reason I'm a virgin. Being a wizard is my dream. Just 8 more years. Gotta hang on. Gotta stay strong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 15:54:44 2011 No.6883305 File: 227 KB, 1136x342, virgin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This girl is a well of wisdom.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 15:55:44 2011 No.6883310 In order to actually cast spells, you need magic energy gained from sex. If you have sex, you loose your magic powers.

†Invisible Sky Magician ☆(≧ω≦) Facilitator of Facts and Teller of Truths !mahou1Xe7Y Sat Jan 29 15:56:34 2011 No.6883315 [DELETED]

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>>6883305
She is a trained wizard slayer. She takes a pleasing form in order to trick unsuspecting young students of magic into losing their power.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 15:57:44 2011 No.6883321 4 more to go, this shouldn't be too bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 15:58:44 2011 No.6883327 >>6883315 Oh, not this motherfucker again. Filtered and reported for ban evasion, you fucking cretin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 16:02:44 2011 No.6883343 38 years old. It totally works.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 16:02:44 2011 No.6883345 3 years and 3 months left, my mind is ready.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 16:04:44 2011 No.6883353 Man I was happy enough with the superpower I got when I hit 18. I can't wait to hit 30.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 16:05:44 2011 No.6883364 I know with certainty that I will become a wizard. There is no way I will allow mortal pursuits to distract me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 16:07:44 2011 No.6883369 cafe au semen.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 16:08:44 2011 No.6883377 Zap~! Motherfucker

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 16:10:44 2011 No.6883389 >>6883353 What? I didn't get a superpower. Lucky bastard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 16:12:44 2011 No.6883394 >>6883389 You just haven't discovered it yet. Try putting yourself in dangerous situations, maybe you can fly!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 16:12:44 2011 No.6883398 >>6883394 That makes sense. I haven't been in any real danger lately.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 16:36:44 2011 No.6883492 I don't know what's better, doing it with a little girl of becoming a wizard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 20:32:44 2011 No.6884774 >>6883310 Another crappy sorcerer who can't get charged up from anything but sex, eh? I swear, you guys think you're hotshots just because your grandfather fucked a pixie or some shit. learn2magic

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 20:33:44 2011 No.6884776 >>6883492 Little girl

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 20:41:44 2011 No.6884812 Wizards > Sorcerers No argument here. I think wizards beat clerics in overall power as well, but that could be argued either way depending. What do you think?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 20:41:44 2011 No.6884814 source?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 20:44:44 2011 No.6884833 So... do blow jobs count?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 20:47:44 2011 No.6884849 >>6884833 Oh god, I wasn't the only one wondering about this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 20:49:44 2011 No.6884854 >>6884812 Melee based wizards beat clerics.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 20:50:44 2011 No.6884869 File: 150 KB, 465x619, wizard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 20:52:44 2011 No.6884877 >>6884833 Yes. Enjoy being a normal ass human.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 20:54:44 2011 No.6884882 >>6884877 What if it's with yourself?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 20:55:44 2011 No.6884885 >>6884877 What if I was raped?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 20:56:44 2011 No.6884888 >>6884882 well that's just masturbation then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 20:57:44 2011 No.6884893 >>6884885 Sucks, but yes it counts

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 20:57:44 2011 No.6884894 >>6884885 You can be a Cleric, I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 20:57:44 2011 No.6884895 >>6884882 Who ever heard of a contortionist wizard?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 20:58:44 2011 No.6884904 >>6884895 Lot's of times, that's how come they can turn into snakes during the boss fight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 20:58:44 2011 No.6884910 >>6883305 Source?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 20:59:44 2011 No.6884913 Does fapping and coming on girl breasts counts? If it at least partially counts, I have to go with warlock.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 21:02:44 2011 No.6884931 >>6884888 Does masterbation make you lose your verginaty?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 21:02:44 2011 No.6884933 >>6884913 >I have to go with villager. fix'd

>>	Prof. Anonymous !JVVFLaNdrE Sat Jan 29 21:03:44 2011 No.6884943 13 more years. Well, fuck me sideways.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 21:03:44 2011 No.6884944 >>6884931 No

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Sat Jan 29 21:13:44 2011 No.6884976 http://www.lehigh.edu/~dmd1/holly.html

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 23:27:44 2011 No.6885632 >>6883305 >>6883269 Source?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 23:37:44 2011 No.6885668 >>6884976 >Skip all, read just the last bit >I am now an awesome Wizard

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 23:59:44 2011 No.6885758 >>6883269 >>6883305 at least an artist name would be nice

>>	None !Mystia3.V2 Sun Jan 30 00:02:44 2011 No.6885771 >>6885758 http://littlewhitebutterflies.wordpress.com/2011/01/11/mikage-baku-unreal-eng/

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