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You can meet your 2D waifu and live with her for the rest of your life, but in exchange you have to drink (only once) your grandma's vomit that she threw up after eating sandwiches with tuna and mayonnaise. Do you take the offer?

>> No.6880572

Too Easy.

>> No.6880573

Yes

>> No.6880574

If anyone's answer to this isn't yes, their love is far too weak.

>> No.6880569

Of course.

>> No.6880578

This is a trick question. Anyone can live with a 2D image, you don't need to eat vomit.

>> No.6880580

We need more threads like this.

>> No.6880581

Don't fall for this. There is only the sour taste of trickery in store for you.

>> No.6880583

I ate a friend's vomit in high school for 10 bucks. This is pathetically easy.

>> No.6880585

inb4 Aya/Okuu chocolate vomit

>> No.6880588

>>6880583
You did? Has your dignity come back yet?

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>>6880585
I think this one is more appropriate.

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>>6880588

That was 7 years ago. What do I do now? I spend most of my day here on /jp/ and a fictional character is my girlfriend.

So, you tell me.

>> No.6880619

I'd try, but end up failing because I have an extremely weak stomach and I really hate tuna. ;_;

>> No.6880622

Not hard, I ate my own shit once (the green, runny kind of shit).

>> No.6880625

Why do you people keep making these threads?

No, seriously, why? That's an honest query.

>> No.6880626

>>6880597
That has more dignity than eating vomit just to impress your friends.

>> No.6880637

>>6880625
I don't want to make you sad but things will get worse day by day.

>> No.6880634 [DELETED] 

>>6880597
Aya smokes menthols?

What a nigger.

>> No.6880655

shit thread.

but just because its your grandmas it doesnt make it anymore gross. but shit, i'd do it. I'd ask for seconds if I could restart my life over with my waifu.

with that said, reported.

>> No.6880659

>>6880655
Waifus are /jp/ related since they are part of otaku culture so it's fine.

>> No.6880671

>>6880659
but this is a shitty "what if" thread that isnt even about waifus.

Just because he threwup waifus in there it doesn't make it otaku related.

>> No.6880677

>>6880671
I was sarcastic there.

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