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6878862 No.6878862 [Reply] [Original]

How easy is it to make Japanese kids think you're cool?

It has always been my dream...

>> No.6878868

A 20 inch penis.

>> No.6878879

Stick out your ass and let them ram their fingers up your anus.
Not even joking there.

>> No.6878882
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6878882

Never. My Japanese room mate barely spoke to me when my power level was considerably low. He did, however, teach me a ninja trick and I thought that was cool. It also helps if you have a rice cooker, good grades and do nothing but study and honor bushido code.

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6878884

If you have to ask how to be cool, or even care about being cool, you have failed at being cool.

>> No.6878890

>>6878862
There's only one male in that whole photograph.

I think this we're seeing a scene in a very exciting harem series. Imagine - you go into highschool and you're the only dude in your class.

>> No.6878894

i learned being cool cannot be taught and I am the product of that knowledge.

>> No.6878895

>>6878882
what ninja trick did he teach you?

>> No.6878897

>>6878890
Pure horror.

>> No.6878900

>>6878894
Your fatalism will destroy you, Anon!
Hope is always within reach!

>> No.6878901

>>6878882

what i meant to say is that you can never be one of the cool japanese kids. it is impossible for them to think that you are cool. you must

>deal with it B)

>> No.6878908

>>6878901
I don't even mean cool as in "one of them", just to be appreciated at a distance even.

>> No.6878915
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6878915

Do the V sign, it automatically makes you cool.

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>>6878895

In addition to a short lecture into his specific type of ninja studies, he mentioned that you must train yourself against pain. A simple practice is to take a glass bottle and tap it against your shins repeatedly.

>> No.6878940

>>6878934
Interesting.

I shall try it.

That is bound to make me cool in their eyes.

>> No.6878946

>>6878897
why?

it would be wonderful to be surrounded by so many young ladies!

>> No.6878960

>>6878940

You will never be cool in their eyes.

>>6878946

Any normal basement virgin would be an instant outcast and the danger of being labeled as a hentai is ever-present.

>> No.6878967

>>6878960
but they might have pity - pity which could turn into love!

besides, the guy in the picture seems to have won the genetic lottery and is pretty good looking.

i bet he's a cynical type who is surrounded by women of varied character who love him!

>> No.6878988

i met a japanese guy once

we were talking about girls and one of them mentioned they'd not date a guy who was cheap. i said i'd never pay for a girl. she asked why. i said if i wanted a hair waste of money with no loyalty, i'd buy a cat. the japanese guy laughed his ass off and thought i was a pretty cool guy from then on.

maybe it's cause japanese women are so materialistic

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>>6878967

the only people that i know who are truly cool in japan are Ronald McDonald, my trap friend, and Tastetosis.

>> No.6879001

>>6878992
who is your trap friend?
is he a good trap?

>> No.6879116

don't try to be japanese for a start.

>> No.6879131

>>6878992
You spelled fairy wrong.

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