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Cheer up

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>>6872075
Put a hat on, or get out.

>> No.6872809

>>6872095
When did I say you could steal that picture of me eating a corn dog?

>> No.6872822

dat food poisoning

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>> No.6876495

>>6872157
To this day, I still believe this is one of the most erotic pictures that has ever been posted on /jp/. I would like to have that little girl handle my penis the same way she is handling that corndog. I think that would feel great.

>> No.6876511

“Thanks for stopping by The Route 66 Refreshments!” Tenshi announced to her customer, leaving with one of her famed corn dogs. The Arizona sun crept over the desert, heralding Tenshi’s nightly cooking ritual. When the last customer was out of earshot, she closed the front door to her Frankfurter stand and flipped on the radio. “Route 66” by Chuck Berry blared over any noise from the outside as Tenshi pulled a fresh batch of corn dogs from the refrigerator. One by one she broke them off from their icy packaging and began to undo her shirt. The desert nights were cold, with no central heating her bare breast was chilled with erect nipples. She placed a freezing corn dog along her bare skin. She shuddered as she moved the frozen wiener along her skin. It became quite cold from the lacking sun, to alleviate this, she turned on the fryer used to cook the corn dogs. She broke off a second corn dog and placed it under her dress. The still chilled dog pushed in to her panties with an uncomfortable glacial chill. The fryer dinged, indicating it’s warmth, one corn dog was soggy and cold from the melted ice, with one degrading from the heat. She slipped her undergarments aside and slipped the stick of the corn dog firmly in her anus. Carefully positioning herself over the fryer, careful not to burn herself or her clothes, dipped the corn dog in the fryer, cooking it in to an oily, tanned treat.

>> No.6876515

‘Ding!’ the fryer indicated, as she slipped the stick out of her, placing it on a ceramic plate beside her. She pulled a third corn dog out, and placed it in her anus just like the last one. Her body had become warm from arousal and the fryer, she slipped off her dress and threw it aside, leaving very little protection against both the cold and heat. The fryer popped, sizzled, and finally dinged, the corn dog now fully cooked. She grabbed the first one, which had now become warm from disuse. She stepped off the fryer with one corn dog still in her anus, the other in hand. She positioned herself on her knees and pushed the phallic-shaped snack in to her panties. The rough texture of the corn dog clashed with the silky undergarment while the lavaesque corn dog pushed in to her bum. She took firm grip of her breast and forced the fried bread in to her. “GET YOUR KICKS! ON ROUTE! 66!” She shouted, the hot dog soaking up her ecstatic motions. With one befouling movement she sat down, pushing the still hot corn dog all the way in to her anus and slammed the now defiled corn dog all the way in to her slit, soaking it further. She fell back, letting her muscles push out the 2 corn dogs. Laying on the floor, Chuck Berry overshadowed her heavy breaths with rockabilly tunes. Tenshi picked up the 2 cold, wet cornbread-wrapped sausages and put them under her heat lamp, finished with tomorrows lunch.

>> No.6876555

>>6876511
>>6876515
Nice try but Tenshi is a good girl and would never do such lewd things

>> No.6876568

>>6876511
>>6876515
I would gladly eat a corndog that has come out of Tenshi's vagina.

>> No.6876620

>>6876568
What about her asshole?

>> No.6876627

>>6876620
No way. I don't enjoy the thought of eating anything out of anyone's asshole.

>> No.6876631

>>6876627
But it's Tenshi!

>> No.6876637

>>6876631
But it's an asshole. That's gross.

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>>6876568

You sure? It's pretty dirty in there.

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>>6876511
>“Thanks for stopping by The Route 66 Refreshments!” Tenshi announced to her customer, leaving with one of her famed corn dogs.

Hnnnng. I suddenly have an urge to open up a Tenshi corndog stand on Route 66.

It would be like a maid cafe, except with Tenshi and corndogs.

>> No.6876650

No pedestrians allowed on the interstate.

>> No.6876651

>>6876637
What if it was really really clean?

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>> No.6876657

>>6872068

Reported for spam enjoy you're ban :)

>> No.6876675

>>6876651
No, damnit. I'm not eating anything that comes out of anyone's ass, ever!

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>>6876675

I would. No question.

>> No.6876700

>>6876675
what about Sanae's ass parfait?

>> No.6876703

>>6876700
This conversation is over.

>> No.6876723

>>6876703
Not him, but am I detecting confusion?

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>>6876703
Oh no it isn't

Are you telling me you wouldn't like to taste those ripened strawberries so tightly crushed, juices flowing, the Banana whose peel smells like the inside of a 1950's Chevy? How 'bout the lemon and limes, ground together through her tight anus, coercing in to a flavor not unlike Sprite™. The orange still smells of cubans and the grapes of penniless greeks.

Thats what you're refusing to eat

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>>6876766
To be clear, she didn't shove it up her ass and hold it there all day or anything. Sanae can just crap fruit. Miracles, man.

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