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6868330 No.6868330 [Reply] [Original]

"You're not actually a doctor, are you."

>> No.6868332

>>6868330
over 1200 years old, and you still fall for traps like these.

>> No.6868335

Where is that Rance VI screenshot when I need it?

>> No.6868337
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6868337

>>6868330

>> No.6868344

>>6868332
>implying being molested by fake doctors isn't her fetish

>> No.6868346

Akyuu is the only Touhou who is, for all practical rape-related purposes, just a regular little girl.

>> No.6868348

I mean you won't get your dick turned to ice or be killed by vampires or anything. She can't do shit.

>> No.6868350

>>6868348
she has powerful friends

>> No.6868353

>>6868350
Yes, but by then you'll have done it and you can die happy.

>> No.6868355

You shouldn't rape her, it can be very traumatic for her and she won't be able to forget any details, ever.

>> No.6868358
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>>6868355
Nobody else would remember me forever...

>> No.6868363

Its not rape if she wants it.
I loved her part in that Loli-bitch doujin. Also Aya Shachou.

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>>6868355
Now I feel bad. I'm sorry, Akyuu. I'll leave you to be molested by your fake doctor.

>> No.6868365
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>>6868363
>Loli-bitch doujin
must have name

>> No.6868367
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6868367

Stay away from my あっきゅん you filthy pieces of shit. Go defile some other touhou, ok?

>> No.6868370

>>6868365
Actualy, that is name
http://www.mediafire.com/?ob4cam0g6lwngab
I think this is it..

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>>6868370
Commencing dump of her part..

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>>6868381

>> No.6868391

>>6868389
Seriously, those eyes

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>>6868385
I love Aya Shachou's style..

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>>6868389
I love how he draws eyes.

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>>6868393
he also likes to draw x-ray parts.

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>>6868397
End of her part.
We know she loved it..

>> No.6868421

This needs translation, impossible to appreciate porn without knowing what she's talking about.

>> No.6868422

>>6868397
Is ovulation meant to be erotic? I'm not feeling it.

>> No.6868423

>>6868421
certainly some generic stuff like "you lolicon, you like my vagina don't you" "ah you are so rough~" "how is my mouth ?"
well nothing extraordinary

>> No.6868438

>>6868422
That's half of the fun! The other half is either not leaving anything for the viewer's imagination or vice versa, this example being the former.

>> No.6868443

>>6868438
>x-ray view of ovulation erotic?
>not leaving anything for the viewer's imagination
No, wait. It's all the same thing I'm talking about.
My mind isn't quite clear at the moment, sorry.

>> No.6868457

>>6868443
I want everything shown, down to her metabolic processes. I want to fap to images of glucose penetrating her cell membranes

>> No.6868480

>>6868457
I'm sure this is what biochemistryfags actually fap to.

>> No.6868570 [DELETED] 

>>6868480
I fap to amino acids, actually. I have a character sheet on how they would be as girls, Tryptophan is the gentle onee-sama type with large breasts (molecular weight translates to breast size, so she's the largest), glasses and a tendency to say "ara ara", but she's secretly a pervert (tryptophan is a chemoattractant for the sperm of many marine animals), Cysteine is the drill-haired ojou-sama (disulfide bonds between cysteines are responsible for curly/drill hair) who heads a private security company (since N-terminal cysteines are common on chemokines), Proline is the distant cousin (as an imino acid) troubled by the fact that her left hand is bound to her body via a pyrrolidine ring (which obviously prevents her from doing some activities like swimming or handwaving.) and so on.

I really should learn how to draw, so that I can sketch some of those.

>> No.6868574

>>6868480
Amino acids are quite fappable, actually. I have a character sheet on how they would be as girls, Tryptophan is the gentle onee-sama type with large breasts (molecular weight translates to breast size, so she's the largest), glasses and a tendency to say "ara ara", but she's secretly a pervert (tryptophan is a chemoattractant for the sperm of many marine animals), Cysteine is the drill-haired ojou-sama (disulfide bonds between cysteines are responsible for curly/drill hair) who heads a private security company (since N-terminal cysteines are common on chemokines), Proline is the distant cousin (as an imino acid) troubled by the fact that her left hand is bound to her body via a pyrrolidine ring (which obviously prevents her from doing some activities like swimming or handwaving.) and so on.

I really should learn how to draw, so that I can sketch some of those.

>> No.6868585

>>6868574
You've thought about this (while) quite hard, I see.

>> No.6868596
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>>6868574

>> No.6868601

>>6868574
biology sex anon is that you?

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This thread

>> No.6868615

>>6868601
If you mean those posts about isopod/insect/spider/cephalopod sex, then why yes, I'm the one making them.

>> No.6868618

This is he true Akyuu

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funes_the_Memorious

>> No.6868619

>>6868574

Yes, please sketch these. We've always wanted some rule 34 of amino acids.

>> No.6868620

>>6868615
I knew it. I'm a big fan of your posts.

>> No.6868624
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6868624

Eeeeek...

>> No.6868628

>>6868574
I love you, and thank you for remaining anonymous.

>> No.6868629

>>6868574
Oh yeah I love you.

>> No.6868639

>>6868619
internetz win

>> No.6868653

>>6868574

>This entire post

I have a feeling my student selected module next semester is going to be more oddly hilarious than I thought after this.

>> No.6868664

well im starting a bio course this year so hopefully this will be a much more entertaining way of remembering this stuff

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>>6868404
nice veins

>> No.6868790

>>6868574
draw it dude, draw it

>> No.6868797

>>6868615
Damn, I only remember the little immortal germ girl and the hissing roach one. I need to start saving these.

>> No.6868810

>>6868330
"It's cancer."

>> No.6868824

I've thought about becoming a doctor because I would like to help sick people.

Should I do it, /jp/? I have all the time in the world.

>> No.6868830

"And you are not actually a virgin, are you?"

>> No.6868834

>>6868574

BRILLIANT.

>> No.6868844

>>6868824
Bullshit, you just want free drugs.

>> No.6868849

>>6868824
do wat your heart tells you to

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>>6868810
No its not.
Its lupus.

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6868856

No pediatric gynecologist yet, /jp/? You should be ashamed.

>> No.6868869

>>6868330

He's auscultating her Mitral region.

>> No.6868871

Let's keeping /jp/ worksafe!

>> No.6868872

>>6868856
Enjoy your high rate of malpractice claims.

>> No.6868877

>>6868856
IIRC there used to be videos about it on youtube, with close ups of a loli having her vagina spread open and all that jazz.

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>>6868810

>> No.6868898

>>6868856
Testing whether a loli's vagina can accommodate a penis is a valid medical examination, right?

>> No.6868902
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>> No.6868909

>>6868877
hot.

>> No.6868989

>>6868877
wait...they can die from that?! o,0?!

>> No.6869048

>>6868902
Unfortunately that's far too specialized. Not to mention any male who tried to choose it would be lynched.
You can only choose one. No save points, no trying out both routes.
I made my choice. Gynecology. I'm trying to push on without looking back, and mostly I'm happy with my choice, but occaisonally at night I wonder what my life would have been like if I chose paedriatrics. And when I'm thinking about it, I fap. Hard.
The next day I go to work, and rank the day according to the reciprocal of the youngest woman I see that day. I know it's going to be a good day if it's above 0.05.

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