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6865797 No.6865797 [Reply] [Original]

Would you try to stop this fight by presenting an alternative peaceful solution?

>> No.6865807

If "peaceful" means ferocious sex followed by marriage, yes.

Jam it in, Meiling.

>> No.6865806

Yes
Threesome

>> No.6865811

Yeah, tell them I'll leave Gensokyo if they don't stop fighting over me.

>> No.6865813
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6865813

Looks like a peaceful solution already going on to me.

>> No.6865815

Oh god this picture.

Oh god.

>> No.6865809 [DELETED] 

me on the left

>> No.6865818

>presenting an alternative peaceful solution?

"Let's all just sit down and have a drink."

>> No.6865820

>>6865809
You have some rude tits, anon.

>> No.6865828

they can BOTH suck my dick

>> No.6865829 [DELETED] 

>>6865820
The rudest in Gensokyo

>> No.6865837

>>6865828
but they wouldn't

>> No.6865836

Meiling is about to get her ass kicked.

>> No.6865843 [SPOILER] 
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done and done

>> No.6865851
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6865851

"No one is right and no one is wrong!", and die.

or offer myself to realize a palpatory inspection to decide who is the wielder of the supreme bosom.

>> No.6865865

No way, I want to see who wins.

>> No.6865863 [DELETED] 

Tell China that Remilia is in danger and tell Yuugi that Suika is stronger then her.

>> No.6865868

>>6865806
You would have get between that first. Moving two mountains aside would be easier.

>> No.6865881

There are no treaties among oni and youkai.

>> No.6865884

I'd break into song and dance about love and friendship and start a large production that would be a Touhou musical. Then die when a stray bullet smacks me in the ending.

>> No.6865890

No, it'd be amusing seeing Yuugi beat the shit out of Hong. Hong gets owned all of the time anyway, so it's nothing unusual, however with these types it could easily turn out to be a totally badass HnK-type fight.

>> No.6865892

>>6865868
moar like 4 mountains, am i rite or what?

>> No.6865897
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6865897

The messiah tried it once.

It didn't work.

>> No.6865907

>>6865890
>>6865836
>they think dumb brute strength trumps mastery of every martial art

obviously never watched a kung fu movie

>> No.6865917

>>6865907
But there doesn't seem to be any chairs around for Meiling to throw..

>> No.6865919
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>> No.6865918 [DELETED] 

>>6865907
Power to control supernatural phenomena > Control of Qi

>> No.6865920

>>6865917
you never seen movie about Tai chi i bet, Jackie Chan is not the only guy doing martial art you know

>> No.6865963
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6865963

arranged marriage to quell the discontent between families

>> No.6865970
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6865970

that's not meiling, it's actually sakuya in disguise

yuugi is going to have to get through the perfect meido first if she wants meiling

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>>6865970

Time manipulation is of little help. Even when time stood still at the Iron Hill Yuugi was there and filled both Morgoth and Fingolfin up with moonglow in between blows. The power over supernatural phenomena is not to be taken lightly.

However, time manipulation aside, the very trait of being the "perfect maid" is bound to be worth something. A lot of something.

>> No.6866090 [DELETED] 

>>6865918
>Power to control supernatural phenomena
I've never understood what exactly Yuugi's power is.

>> No.6866104

>>6866090
Probably some bullshit ability zun threw in like remilia's fate manipulation.

>> No.6866112
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>>6866104

Well... she does summon beer from the sky, but not sure whether that counts as part of her special ability.

>> No.6866126

>>6866082
>Morgoth and Fingolfin

Oh man, its been so long since I've read some Tolkien. Not to sound like a faggot hipster, but pretty much every story going on before the fellowship of the ring and ongoing bullshit was so much better.

Turin is my husbando.

>> No.6866141

>>6866126
LoTR ruined the fantasy genre, it's true.

>> No.6866145

>>6866126
What's your opinion of Feanor?

>> No.6866154

>>6866141
More like escapist fucks who completely missed the point of Tolkien's story and then proceeded to superficially copy it ruined the fantasy genre.

>> No.6866159

>>6866154
yeah, that's what i meant.

>> No.6866163

>>6866141
you mean the one that didn't exist

unless you mean mythology, its pretty hard to ruin historical cultural myths.

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>>6866126

Actually I just needed a situation involving altered time where it would be bordering on sacreliege suggesting two loved and respectable characters were under the influence at the time.

>> No.6870056

>>6865797
But Meiling, danmaku IS a peaceful solution.

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