/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Gomenasai /jp/, my name is Ken-Sama.

I'm a 36 year old American Otaku. I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, God Hand)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer for Square Enix!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

[Anonymous of Germany !WvzhzxDiIQ No.]

[Anonymous No.]

This is some fresh and completely original content I've never seen before

[Anonymous No.]

Your katanas are pieces of shit that couldn't stand up to a REAL weapon if they met one.

[Anonymous No.]

SHIT WAS SO YEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>6793228
Okay listen you fuckwit, I'm tired of seeing your shitpost all the time.
FIrst off, you fucking twerp, it's konnichiwa, not Gomenasai.
KO NI CHI FUCKING WA. Gomenasai means sorry.
Second, you're a fucking retard for thinking japanese games are superior in any kind. They're as good and bas as american ones. I also bet your drawings look like shit.
Now, you fucking faggot, let me teach you something about swords.
The best thing your glorious Katana can cut through is a bamboo straw, and NOT FUCKING STEEL. LEARN THAT FOR FUCKS SAKE.And it's folded about 10 times, for a total 800 kayers at fucking most. Nobody's gonna sit 5 years in his room and polish a rod, exept you maybe because you can't get any pussy.
Now, you're telling me that you know stuff about japanese history. HA HA FUCKING HA FAGGOT. You couldn'T even get a proper Kana if your life depended on it, not like it's worth anything. No fucking one wears a goddamn Kimono in the streets, you retarded fuckwit.
Go on, move to Japan, get laughed at by fucking everyone, I might just fly with you to have a seat in the front row when your spirit is shattered to a thousand bits. No one is gonna like an acne-ridden wannabe-japanese who doesn't know shit about the culture he so disgustingly admires.

Now, kindly fuck off and die, you scum of the earth.

[Anonymous No.]

Omg hai ^____^ Im Ai-chan and I absolutely luuuv @______@ Ken-sama <3 and my favcountry is Japan!!!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband Ken-sama!! <333333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^_______________________________________^

When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^=I looked up and saw&KEN-SAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!

KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII KEN-SAMA!!!!! I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!

he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE KATANA!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDNT BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled UH UH BAKA NEKO THATS MY MAN WHY DONT YOU GO HOOK UP WITH SOME DIRTY GAIJIN CAUSE KEN-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó) then Ken-sama held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me!!!!!!!! an guess wat!!!!!! he kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became Japanese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<) ^_________________^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6865519
Okay listen you fuckwit, I'm tired of seeing your shitpost all the time.
FIrst off, you fucking twerp, it's konnichiwa, not Gomenasai.
KO NI CHI FUCKING WA. Gomenasai means sorry.
Second, you're a fucking retard for thinking japanese games are superior in any kind. They're as good and bas as american ones. I also bet your drawings look like shit.
Now, you fucking faggot, let me teach you something about swords.
The best thing your glorious Katana can cut through is a bamboo straw, and NOT FUCKING STEEL. LEARN THAT FOR FUCKS SAKE.And it's folded about 10 times, for a total 800 kayers at fucking most. Nobody's gonna sit 5 years in his room and polish a rod, exept you maybe because you can't get any pussy.
Now, you're telling me that you know stuff about japanese history. HA HA FUCKING HA FAGGOT. You couldn'T even get a proper Kana if your life depended on it, not like it's worth anything. No fucking one wears a goddamn Kimono in the streets, you retarded fuckwit.
Go on, move to Japan, get laughed at by fucking everyone, I might just fly with you to have a seat in the front row when your spirit is shattered to a thousand bits. No one is gonna like an acne-ridden wannabe-japanese who doesn't know shit about the culture he so disgustingly admires.

Now, kindly fuck off and die, you scum of the earth.

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>>6865542

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>>6865547

I really hope this is also copy pasta

[Anonymous No.]

>>6865557
If it isn't it is now~

[Anonymous No.]

>>6865557

Of course it is and it has been posted thousands of times on /jp/.
I'm worried about the number of people that never saw it before.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>6865557
You are a thousand years too early to post on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

I prefer the copypasta where he calls his katana "kawaiitana."

[Anonymous No.]

>>6865547

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>>6865568

I like the version where he is training to become a good /jp/er, it was made by /a/ but i have never seen it again.

[Anonymous No.]

Howdy /jp/, my name is Kenichi Smith.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!

I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6865582
I always read this out loud in a southern accent.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see a fighting game starring Ken-sama and Kenichi Smith. They'd team up and fight legions of cowboys and ninjas together.

[Anonymous No.]

Var hälsad /jp/, my name is Sven Sturalsson.

I'm a 27 year old American Viking (Someone who trades and plunders for you dumtrattar). I draw Runes on my Grandfathers gravestone, and spend my days perfecting my axe skills and playing superior Swedish games. (Amnesia, Riddick and Battlefield)

I train with my seax and axe every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my axe license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak ur-nordiska fluently, both Uppsala and the Danelaw dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about nordic history and their asa code, which I follow 100 percent.

When I get my Scandinavian visa, I am moving to Stockholm to attend a prestigious University to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Dice as a game designer!

I own several särkar, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Scandinavia, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak ur-nordiska as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Anyone have some tips so I can fully experience the viking lifestyle?

Wish me luck in Scandinavia!

[Anonymous No.]

Again?