/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>685831
i don't think i care much for miss rainbowtassles dragonpeaches

[Dejiko !jLkMjawZrA No.]

Is this that RPG?

[Anonymous No.]

GOOD END: SHRINE STAYS DESTROYED.

[Anonymous No.]

Saved for the next time some fag baaaws about not posting screen shots of the endings because ZUN asked.

[Anonymous No.]

Sitting around to drink tea again I see.

[Anonymous No.]

I thought Touhou was all about flower viewing.

[Anonymous No.]

Guess who's the next meal.

[Anonymous No.]

She looks like an OS-tan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>685895
MARISA

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>685859
no cirno = stfu zun

[Anonymous No.]

>>685905
FUCKING SLUT

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

The real slut of this game is Aya. Damn she's ALWAYS there at stage 4.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>685905
>>685906
Marisa is ronery ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>685935
I lol'd during Sakuya's playthough where Aya flies off.

Someone get to translating this. I want to know what Sakuya said to make the slut flee in terror!

[Anonymous No.]

>>685895
NAGAE, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

Obvious Touhou newfags are obvious. ZUN agreed, don't post endings etc.

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

>>686031

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>686031
Go fuck yourself, communityfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>686071
Isn't it sad, Reimu?
Now you're poor and homeless.

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

So I was like "let's play scenario with Reisen"
Start in SDM before Remilia and think wtf etc.
Try her moves in the first stage, because first stage enemies are always easy. Then I lost 2 lifes and restarted.

Wtf is with Yukari's first spellcard. It's nearly as bad as Reimu's last in IaMP. I can't attack, because if I try I get hit 10-20 times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>685935
Well the slut is the drunk's first adversary and apparently it's the only scenario where the slut use her ultimate move peerless wind god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>686079

And this is why the community is now shit. Enjoy your Gaia fags /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>686131
>community
We were never one to begin with.

Also ignore those fags that go around trolling and saging touhou threads after a reitaisai. They're just asking for attention for whatever reasons they might have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>686159

>We were never one to begin with.

Shows how little and how new you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>686131
>now
I laugh at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>686159

>We were never one to begin with.

Shows how little you know and how new you are.

>>686164

Same applies to you.

[Anonymous No.]

actually Gaia is much better than here.

[Anonymous No.]

wahhhh wahhhhhw wahhhhh wahhhhh wahhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

WHERE'S MY REISEN'S STORY MODE?!

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

[Anonymous No.]

THIS THREAD IS MAKING ZUN CRY

[Anonymous No.]

>>686254
I'd lick his tears
I bet they taste like alcohol

[Anonymous No.]

>>686257
OH ZUN YOU TASTE LIKE BEER

[Anonymous No.]

>>686257
Tears that taste like Kirin? DO WANT!

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>686254
What makes zun cry makes me happy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>686268
salty beer?

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

Patchouli finally found that futanari spell.

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

[Youmu! !!JxHWn3PPDwE No.]

>>686270

NO YUKA! YOU CRY TOGETHER WITH ZUN.

Reimu sure is going to need donations, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>686339
oh you

[Youmu! !!JxHWn3PPDwE No.]

>>686339

[Anonymous No.]

is this not done by zun or something?
it looks good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>686377 (╬ ಠ益ಠ)

[Anonymous No.]

>>686377
Of course the faigtan games art isn't done by ZUN.

isn't that obvious?

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have all the cards yet? I have most of the spell and skill cards but can't seem to get any system cards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>685831
>>Chiquita Dragonforce : No, more to the left. No, more to the right. Okay, now go back a little.
>>Reimu : Just build my damn house back already.
>>Chiquita Dragonforce : We Dragons can rebuild it in an instant, I'm just making sure it's rebuilt RIGHT.
>>685832
>>Reimu : What the hell. I stopped the weather incident to get a sunny summer, and...
>>Chiquita Dragonforce : One seldom gets what they truly want. One has to take both the Good and the Bad.
>>685895
>>Marisa : HOLY CARP A GIANT FISH
>>685902
>>Narration : And so, sunlight returned to the Forest of Magic, though very few of its denizens could truly appreciate the return of clement weather.
>>685905
>>Marisa : Huh, I don't have any more place for the books I borrow from the library...
>>Narration : Catching up on her spring cleaning, Marisa soon realised she had no places for books, and decided to return them. They were long overdue.
>>685906

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of cards, how do I know if I got a spell or a skill card and where can I see the combination for a move I just gained?

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of cards, how do I know if I got a spell or a skill card and where can I view the combination for a move I just gained?

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

Youmu brings Yuyuko appetizers.

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>686351
sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>686459
thanks

[Magister !J.hpxLWh4g No.]

>>686459
>But still, those earthquakes... The Dragons said they weren't responsible for those...

Foreshadowing? In MY Touhou?

>>686466
Just go to "Profile" and the first option will let you change decks for each character. It's easy to tell which cards are new for any particular character, and the command for the move is included on the card.

[Anonymous No.]

>>686067
>>Narration : The Shrine got destroyed once again.
>>686071
>>Reimu : WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME
>>Marisa : Maybe it's bad luck, or bad karma!
>>686075
>>Sakuya : Maybe the Earthquakes are caused by a mysterious race of Molemen living deep underground planning to kill us all!
>>686246
>>Reimu : Watch that goddamn beam you drunk fuck. This is the THIRD time you've beaned me with it!
>>686251
>>Reimu : The Dragons said the Earthquake wasn't their fault... Looks suspiciously like the Handywork of a certain Infernal Daughter out for revenge, don't you think!
>>Alice : I-It could have been anyone! Maybe the Dragons lied to you!
>>686336
Narration : Scarlet Devil Mansion
>>686339

[Anonymous No.]

>>686487
Why thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>686492 a certain Infernal Daughter out for revenge, don't you think!
>Alice : I-It could have been anyone! Maybe the Dragons lied to you!
SHINKI = ALICE'S MOM = CANON

[Anonymous No.]

>>686492
Earthquakes? Sounds like something underground. You know, like some Subterranean Animism?!

[Anonymous No.]

Need Tenshi and Iku porns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>686502
>You know, like some lolis in buckets?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>686492

Patchouli : I'VE FOUND IT! IT WAS RIGHT UNDER MY NOSE THE WHOLE TIME! NOW, I'VE THE SPELL TO MAKE SURE THE DRAGONS

OH HO HO WHY NOT KILL US SOME DRAGONS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>686459
>>686492

9/10

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

>>686514
The part with the fish is 100% accurate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>686492
>Sakuya : Maybe the Earthquakes are caused by a mysterious race of Molemen living deep underground planning to kill us all!
I like her face when she says that.

Also, all these are like intro to Subterranean Animism. I hope it's good enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>686492
>Handywork of a certain Infernal Daughter out for revenge, don't you think!
>Alice
OH SHIT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>686507

[Anonymous No.]

>>686492
9.9/10

[Anonymous No.]

Didn't someone predict that ZUN will throw in a dragon loli some time ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>686548

Was going to happen eventually.

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

>>686548
Everthing that is in PMiSS will eventually appear in the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>686548
That was me. I've been repeating this prediction on and off since MoF was released.

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>686492
>>686501
WOAH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>686514
>>686544
Are right and it's true : My translations are nothing more than approximative bullshit and shouldn't be treated as anything more. Except for the constant Subterranean Animism foreshadowing, I didn't add that.
Okay, now for some more trolling, the most recent ending, under the assumption that it's Youmu's :
>>686472
>>Narration : Hakugyokurou
>>686476
Yuyuko : Well, Summer is back to normal. Though I'm disappointed in you, Youmu. You defeated everyone and you're still late for dinner.
Youmu : I'm sorry, My Lady, but I sensed a terrible impeding disaster but was unable to find the source of this sensation!
>>686478
Yuyuko : You can sense it too? Don't worry, it doesn't directly concern US...
Youmu : But still...

[Anonymous No.]

>>686517 Yuyuko is there everyone will starve

[Anonymous No.]

>>686668

[Anonymous No.]

>>686668

You're too soft, Youmu

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

[Anon of Beyond No.]

>>686668

[Anonymous No.]

>>686703
>>686700
why is she so hongry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>686718

[Anonymous No.]

>>686615
Remi: So many books... what's written in them all...?
>>686617
Patchy: Books about weather should be on the eastern shelves, about halfway up

>>686700
Yuyuko: Youmu~ Bring me a brazier~
>>686703
Youmu: But, what on earth for? This weather...
Yuyuko: Oh my, don't you know, Youmu?

[Disgruntled Fairy !Bk8U7g1PiU No.]

This thread makes me cry.

[Anonymous No.]

What's with all the touhou elitism?
People are posting the endings and they translate them. So what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>686764

Pay no attention to them

[Anonymous No.]

reported to ZUN

[Anonymous No.]

>>686752
Figures you come to bitch on /jp/ as well. Nobody wants you in the Touhou fanbase. Get out.

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

It seems it's Yukari's fault that the Hakurei Shrine got destroyed. She fought Suika and Tenshi there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>686752

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one who thinks that hisouten fails badly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>686819

GOD DAMMIT YUKARI

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK YOU, HONG. I'M REPORTING YOU TO ZUN

[Anonymous No.]

>>686828
Yeah.

[Disgruntled Fairy !Bk8U7g1PiU No.]

>>686801
I'm one of the few specks trying to prevent our community from going to absolute shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>686848
It ain't shit already?

[Anonymous No.]

if zun bawwws that is good

[Anonymous No.]

>>686848
It's cool man, I'm with you.

[Anonymous No.]

really, you shouldn't post endings on the internet

[Anonymous No.]

We're all playing illegal torrented copies of the game.

Why should you care? Just because ZUN said so? If you don't want to get spoiled, hide the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>686885 really, you should find something more worth while to bitch about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>686892
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>686885
It should be noted that the rule is only followed by Westerners. The Japanese Touhou boards have the endings posted all the time.

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

[Anonymous No.]

LOL at the fags in this thread thinking they are "troo" Touhou fans when no one really cares about posting the endings, not even the Japanese.

[Jesus Yamato !!UiVfiTVwcAS No.]

[Anonymous No.]

It's not like 90% of the people here can READ it themselves anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>686892

Hey, I bought my copy of MoF and I'm buying Aneurysm. Some of us are actually buyfags for Touhou.

But yeah, threads like this are the only way most of us will know what's going on here aside from translation patches that may or may not be released five years after the game, so the bitching's pretty stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>686848
so, let me get this straight... You don't want us in the community, yet you still rage when we post endings pics.
What?

[None !KYON.wwv9s No.]

>>686921
The priest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>686955
Don't feed the troll my dear touhoufags. He's just butthurt that everyone is talking about touhou instead of whatever in his mind right now.

[Anonymous No.]

it's simple, ZUN requested this!
Have a little regard for this at least and don't mirror examples of japenese people doing it.

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>686999
>it's simple, ZUN requested this!
And we should care because...?

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

fighting reimu twice...

[Anonymous No.]

>>687006
ZUN will fuck up your shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>686999
We wouldn't be here if we didn't mirror some japanese doing something

[Anonymous No.]

>>686999
ZUN requests a lot of things. Like people buying his games. Can you imagine? Buying? What a vile thought.

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>687049

OPPAI

[Anonymous No.]

>>687017
Point taken. The Japanese themselves are on par or worse than us when it comes to pirating software.

[Anonymous No.]

>>687057
Well, someone has to provide us with the copies...

[Anonymous No.]

>>687049
Oh god, Reisen is moe.

[Anonymous No.]

DOES ANYONE HAVE PICS OF THE NEW TOUHOUS BESIDES FRUITHAT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>687005
Narration : And so, the Hakurei shrine was destroyed, by a mysterious earthquake...
But the mystery of the earthquake had to remain a mystery. After all. A reporter's job is to inform on disasters, not prevent them. No bad news means no news, which means no readers.
>>687011
>>Aya : Now this was unexpected! The miko of Hakurei, helpless to solve the weather problem, is then reduced to homelessness by a simple earthquake! What a Scoop!
>>Aya : But, with the Shrine being destroyed all the time... Maybe it was built right over a sinkhole all along!? Maybe it should be made earthquake proof...
>>Aya : I can see the BunBun Shimbun's headline now : "IS YOUR HOME SAFE? LEARN HOW TO PROTECT YOUR HOUSE FROM SUDDEN COLLAPSE!"
>>687026
>>Reimu : What are YOU doing here?
>>Aya : Back so soon?
>>Reimu : I was out SOLVING problems, not just photographing them.
>>Aya : Oh, was something bad going on?
>>Reimu : I defeated the Dragons and talked them into rebuilding the Shrine, and yet it's destroyed again.
>>Aya : Yeah, isn't life funny sometimes?
>>Reimu : What's funnier is that YOU'RE standing over the ruins of my home, cackling with glee...
>>Aya : I-I was just helping out to get it fixed again!!
>>Reimu : How so?
>>Aya : Well, I'm taking "Before" pictures of your ruined Shrine to run in my paper!
>>Reimu : Why.
>>Aya : So I can run an ad in my paper to inform everyone of what happened and get your house fixed again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>686492
But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to make sure.
"No! I must MAKE SURE THE DRAGONS" she shouted
The sakuya said "No, Patchouli. You are the dragons"
And then Patchouli was a SA character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>686914
GODDAMNIT ZUN
WHY DOES IT ALWAYS END IN A TEAPARTY?

[Anonymous No.]

>>687955
*pachi*

[Suika !FSwM3CeNMU No.]

Her name is peaches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>687139
>Reimu : Why.
I can smell the inevitable slaughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>687999
Get the fuck out tripfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>687999
SO MOE

[Anonymous No.]

I think I already love her.

[Anonymous No.]

are there any other unlockable characters apart from the two bosses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>688043
Mokou and Cirno

[Suika !FSwM3CeNMU No.]

>>688072
they were easy to unlock

[Anonymous No.]

>>686907
>>Narration : The Dragons' Celestial Realm
>>686913
>>Suika : I never tasted Ambrosia before! This place rules! Is it always this fun?
>>Tenshi : Actually, no, sometimes it can be somewhat boring. But it's nice to see an outsider remind us at how precious our peach nectar is.
>>686914
>>Suika : Then you won't mind if I stay over for a while?
>>Tenshi : Actually, I regretfully answer you no; you're a terrible houseguest.
>>687045
>>Narration : The Eientei
>>687049
>>Reisen : Doctor, the earthquakes did not stop! I'm so worried!
>>Eirin : You shouldn't be.
>>687052
>>Eirin : It's just plate tectonics. The Dragons' supernatural threat has passed, we shouldn't worry over a natural phenomenon.

[Anonymous No.]

ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq3f-V6e68Y
ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcUYBeb9n3k
Long story mode is long

[Anonymous No.]

>>688081
Oh Eiren, always so calm and wise.
Except you are wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>688081
and Tenshi is tsundere for Suika

[Anonymous No.]

>>688043
>>688076
Stop it... Please... Tears won't stop flowing...

[Anonymous No.]

>>688072
I hate you