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Anonymous Sun Jan 23 17:34:28 2011 No.6856045 [Reply] [Original]

If you win, you can have your waifu for real. If I win, I will fuck and kill your waifu. If this thread 404 before someone moves, win. If it does 404 before I move, you win.

The first movement is the valid movement.

1. B1-B3

Your Turn

>>	Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. Sun Jan 23 17:35:28 2011 No.6856052 File: 338 KB, 578x818, 1270446903186.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This isn't mahjong... it's not even shogi.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sun Jan 23 17:35:28 2011 No.6856051 [x]Throw the chessboard over and start crying like a huge fag, Battler-style.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sun Jan 23 17:36:28 2011 No.6856058 >>6856052 Yuuka, you ignorant slut!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 17:37:28 2011 No.6856062 >>6856045 I mean: 1. B1 - C3

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 17:37:28 2011 No.6856066 File: 147 KB, 500x350, checkmate.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Checkmate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 17:37:28 2011 No.6856067 How about we play UT instead.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 17:37:28 2011 No.6856069 >1. B1-B3 Don't you mean 1. Nb1 Nc3 Illegal move, disqualified.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 17:38:28 2011 No.6856072 File: 1.26 MB, 898x883, flipped.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your move.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 17:39:28 2011 No.6856076 File: 147 KB, 898x883, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6856069 Okaaaay, you win this round. Now, let's start again. 1. Nb1-c3

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 17:39:28 2011 No.6856079 Use proper abbreviated algebraic notation, e.g. 1. Nc3. Or descriptive notation, 1. N-QB3. Otherwise, forget it.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sun Jan 23 17:40:28 2011 No.6856081 >>6856076 Wait a minute! Why are you forcing us to be the Black player? DAS RASSIST.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 17:41:28 2011 No.6856086 >>6856076 What are the stakes for this game, then?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 17:43:28 2011 No.6856095 File: 39 KB, 301x267, approval.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6856066

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 17:43:28 2011 No.6856090 File: 281 KB, 898x883, chess.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Calling for /b/lackup.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 17:44:28 2011 No.6856097 File: 239 KB, 485x700, 1282908923355.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6856086 If you win, I may stop this machine and release the fairy. If I win, I'll have some iced blood drink.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sun Jan 23 17:44:28 2011 No.6856100 >>6856097 You know what our response to this will be. -ahem- Do it, person of a homosexual bent.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 17:46:28 2011 No.6856103 >>6856097 Cirno wouldn't die even if you killed her.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sun Jan 23 17:46:28 2011 No.6856104 >>6856097 If.

>>	Nitori's Faceless !FRIENDgj1s Sun Jan 23 17:46:28 2011 No.6856107 >>6856051 ok, I laughed

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 17:48:28 2011 No.6856115 File: 217 KB, 800x900, 1282908764236.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6856100

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 17:48:28 2011 No.6856118 >>6856097 "May?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 17:51:28 2011 No.6856127 File: 851 KB, 1088x1088, 1294351811950.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hmmm, I think I'll be killing all your touhous one by one. What about it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 17:53:28 2011 No.6856144 >>6856127 You can try.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 17:54:28 2011 No.6856148 File: 306 KB, 800x800, 1282910261956.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What will /jp/ do in a world with no touhous? Awww...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 17:56:28 2011 No.6856159 >>6856127 >>6856148 Post more. Also, what was that site with the touhou guro board?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 17:58:28 2011 No.6856176 File: 414 KB, 1000x1155, 1283086731145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6856159 Duude, you are worse than me!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 18:00:28 2011 No.6856193 File: 77 KB, 619x595, 1271895823477.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6856067 I like you.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sun Jan 23 18:03:28 2011 No.6856209 File: 15 KB, 228x351, litvinenkoG070207_228x351.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Chess thread becomes a guro thread Well, okay, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 18:04:28 2011 No.6856219 File: 19 KB, 305x315, 1295665964577.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6856148 more

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 18:05:28 2011 No.6856224 File: 1.37 MB, 2048x1536, arc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Suddenly, out of nowhere, Arcueid Brunestud.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 18:06:28 2011 No.6856239 >>6856224 a handsome feller

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 18:09:28 2011 No.6856252 File: 528 KB, 850x991, 1287680601908.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well, if nobody moves, I guess I win. I'll take your waifu then.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sun Jan 23 18:12:28 2011 No.6856266 >>6856252 >patchouli Enjoy your body odour.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 18:13:28 2011 No.6856268 File: 524 KB, 640x480, meh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6856252 I find it more amusing that you thought we'd care to play pretend with you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 18:13:28 2011 No.6856270 >>6856266 Body odour is very important in sex, because of the hormones it contains.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 18:13:28 2011 No.6856272 File: 53 KB, 369x283, 1295379012247.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6856224

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 18:14:28 2011 No.6856278 >>6856252 You already lost that round at >>6856076, idiot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 18:14:28 2011 No.6856279 >>6856252 'waifus' are more of a fictional concept rendered intangible, they exist in our own minds thus you can't really 'steal' them.

Anonymous Sun Jan 23 18:19:28 2011 No.6856301
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>>6856279
>they exist in our own minds
>you can't really 'steal' them.

Never say never, my friend. Maybe I can induce you a nightmare where you see a fading human shape that represent myself raping your beloved waifus in front of you, while you bleed in the floor, being unable to move yourself.

>>6856278
Yeah, but you know what? Since nobody is going to protect her, I'll take her.

>>	Incestfan !pWKInCESTY Sun Jan 23 18:23:28 2011 No.6856321 File: 694 KB, 858x1200, 3833799.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6856252 here is Patchoulli riding tentacles in a suggestive manner http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm10707589

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 18:23:28 2011 No.6856322 >>6856301 But see, you're downgrading yourself. You're less Jigsaw and more generic rapist now. >since nobody is going to protect her ?

Anonymous Sun Jan 23 18:27:28 2011 No.6856334

>>6856322
It's just a dream. A bad dream. Then you will wake up, log in into your computer, connect to /jp/ and then you'll find nothing inside, not a single post, but a sticky thread that says "What about a chess match?"

Then you know you'll have to win that match in order to stop seeing that scene again and again day after day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 18:30:28 2011 No.6856355 someone knows a good online chess side?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 18:33:28 2011 No.6856368 >>6856321 You owe me a sandwich dammit. I laughed so hard I almost puked.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 18:34:28 2011 No.6856372 >>6856321 MOAR LIKE THIS

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 18:34:28 2011 No.6856376 File: 92 KB, 370x305, 1285089166861.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6856334 Just leave, kid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 18:37:28 2011 No.6856384 File: 184 KB, 480x480, 2m34vmt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this an Umineko thread?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 18:40:28 2011 No.6856399 >>6856384 Not enough tears for an Umineko thread. Plenty of x doesn't exist, though.

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